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The Mass Democratic Convention is in Worcester this weekend and Mayor Puddy has urged people to go out and hit up the restaurants (preferably the ones not fueled by heroin profits) in order to take part in Worcester’s “renaissance.” And according to Steve Quist over at Worcester Politics 101 (who recently had to sell his house because his wife left his sorry, pathetic ass) the Paw Sox are gonna be moving to the Canal District too…..

Well, let’s check out what’s going on over on Water Street, right in the heart of the Canal District and Worcester’s “renaissance”…..

Yay multiculturalism!!

Gee whiz, I wonder what establishment these fine, upstanding men and women were coming from….

No, it couldn’t be Mambo Drink. They attract such a great crowd. A crowd that never flows into the streets, starts fights, destroys property, and attacks cops. They must’ve been coming from the Hotel Vernon. We can’t say anything about Mambo Drink, because if you do, you’re a racist. Didn’t you hear? They’re a minority owned business, and thus are exempt from criticism. That’s what Lock 50’s owner Ed Russo said 2 years ago when this problem was first addressed.

Anyway, this is what cops have to deal with on a daily basis. Mobs of assholes. These are the people leading the “cops be racist you” charge on social media. Revving their motorcycles in the middle of a crowded street to let everyone know the rumors are NOT true about their micropenises. Laughing at cops who fall down trying to appehend some shitehad running away from them. Honestly, just mace them all and shoot the ones who still won’t comply. The silent majority by and large supports you, and you actually have a President who won’t throw you under the bus now. Fuck em.

So yea, are you an investor looking to open a business in Worcester? If so, this is what your future looks like. Come join the Worcester Renaissance!!