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Wrong Way Rhonda Drives 10 Miles Drunk On Highway, Goes Through Toll Both, Makes Jokes On Twitter About Wearing Straight Edge Band Shirt, Band Makes Shirt With Her Mugshot On It

 

There’s white girls wasted, and then there’s Manchvegas white girl wasted….


Driving Wrong Way On Highway For 10 Miles – Driver Arrested And Charged With DWI and Reckless Conduct

On August 14, 2019, at approximately 3:45AM, Troopers from the NH State Police Troop B Barracks in Bedford were dispatched to the report of a wrong-way driver traveling northbound in the southbound lanes of the F.E. Everett Turnpike through the town of Bedford. State Police Dispatchers fielded several emergency calls from motorists who witnessed this incident. One caller stated this vehicle even passed through the Bedford Toll Plaza in the wrong direction.

The vehicle continued traveling northbound on the wrong side of the highway and eventually entered Interstate 293 traveling into the city of Manchester. Troopers located this vehicle in the area of Exit #7 on I293 and were able to stop it. The vehicle was identified as a 2016 red Subaru Forester and it is estimated that this operator had traveled nearly ten miles on the wrong side of the highway before being stopped. The driver of this vehicle was identified as Rachel Barris (Age 22), Hollis, NH. Ms. Barris was arrested and charged with Driving While Intoxicated and Reckless Conduct. She was released on personal recognizance bail and is scheduled to be arraigned in the Manchester District Court on September 9, 2019, at 8:00AM.

Girlfriend not only drove on the wrong side of the highway for 10 freaking miles, she went through the toll on the wrong side too!! I can kind of understand being so drunk that you went the wrong way. Don’t get me wrong, you’re still a piece of shit for putting people in danger like that, but I can picture it happening. But you’d think that after you went through a Goddamn toll, AND drove 10 miles with cars flying at you in the opposite direction, that you’d figure out something was amiss.

Witnesses say there was a decent amount of traffic at that time too.

And what’s the first thing wine cooler Wendy does when she gets bailed out of jail? Makes a joke on Twitter about how she got a DUI while wearing a straight edge band’s t-shirt.

Member that time I almost killed a bunch of people because I’m a vapid brainless cunt? Lulz.

Well, the joke’s on her because the straight edge band whose shirt she was wearing (xForgiveness Deniedx) got wind of the tweets and announced that they were selling t-shirts specialty made in her honor.

Getting owned by a straight edge band. Embarrassing.

She has since shut down her social media accounts and bowed her head in shame like she should’ve done from the beginning.

 

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22 Comment(s)
  • She’s gonna suicide
    August 18, 2019 at 5:29 am

    Am I the only one shocked that she made it through the toll without incident otherwise??? Pretty surprised homegirl didn’t crash.

  • Scott
    August 17, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    This wrong way driving thing is predominantly a chick phenomenon. Diane Schuler was the most famous but if you Google it you’ll see it’s true. And to think, they can vote too.

    • Dr Girlfriend
      August 18, 2019 at 3:14 pm

      Poor Scotty tissue. You sound like a gash deprived ignoramus. I won’t respond by clutching pearls as i am not a femanazi. You’re clearly not worth the effort.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 17, 2019 at 10:07 am

    What a poster child for Antifa. Right down to the Subaru. Any guesses on her political affiliation?

  • Parsing Clinton
    August 17, 2019 at 3:25 am

    Her vehicle even passed through the Bedford Toll Plaza in the wrong direction…
    does this mean she went back in time?

  • BucketNutz
    BucketNutz
    August 16, 2019 at 11:35 pm

    Inquiring minds want to know….did she pay the toll?

    • Mind Blown
      August 17, 2019 at 8:50 am

      They paid her!

  • End It Now
    August 16, 2019 at 10:07 pm

    She should have died in a solo shot for the sake of the rest of us who hit those roads and its not too late bitch, go score some fenntanyl and kahlua and get it done. Yeah , I know it means one less vote for Liz Warren but we’ll manage…

    • Brian E. Guilfoyle
      August 17, 2019 at 12:31 am

      Lmfao, you mean 2 more votes for Liz Warren, the Dems get extra from counting the dead on the voter rolls!

  • Cheddah
    August 16, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    Glad to see NH State Troopers making REAL legitimate DUI arrests.. Hopefully they can do more of this and less of fucking with Massachusetts drivers over petty little bullshit.

  • Jimmy 2 Dix
    August 16, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    The type of cunt that goes to hardcore shows and stands there on her phone. 2019 and posers are still alive. Too bad she she didn’t drive her car into the bottom of a bridge and self terminated. I hope the entire hardcore community crowd kills this butch every show she attends, forever.

  • Jim Dirtynuts
    August 16, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    I’d hit it.

  • Judge dread
    August 16, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    Hrmmm 2016 Subaru, Hollis, NH address, released on PR. The judge thinks her rich parents had their go to partners law firm roll in and get her out without a bail hearing. The lawyer from he partner firm probably $800/hr for on call, “my kid is a fuck up” service.

    She will probably get what is it the permission from the court to drive to or from work, 6 months AA shit, and it will probably be QWAF’d.

    This bitch has green hair so no doubt she is probably an SJW goin on twitter hating white privilege. Yet her privilege gets her out on no bail, promise to appear, mad lawyers, mad wealth, 2016 worth atleast $20k, this would never happen to someone who lives in the tree streets in Nashua or anywhere in Manchester.

    I hope she fucks up before her court date. Maybe these new liberal judges in NH will take shit seriously and suspend her license indefinitely.

  • Mussolini
    August 16, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    The Jew cries out in pain as he strikes you

  • Peter Dautel
    Two cents
    August 16, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    Hats off to xForgivenesDeniedx for bitchslapping this travelling yeastbury.

  • Paul Casale
    Outrage
    August 16, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    Why was she released on personal recognizance bail? She should have been held in jail until her trial. Maybe then she “literally” would have taken this more seriously. Btw…she looks like she put her makeup on with a spatula.

  • That Girl Was Me
    August 16, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    Eh, i like her pizzazz.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    August 16, 2019 at 6:05 pm

    Mx Rachel is stunning! Ze is so beautiful! We can all laugh about now. because thankfully. ze didn’t get hurt!

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    August 16, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    no surprise she was driving a lesbaru…hopefully next time it’s a one vehicle accident and she wakes up in her shiny new eye lid powered wheelchair

  • ITCHY BALLS
    August 16, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    The question begs to be asked, did she pay the toll??

    • Ballsy Itch
      August 16, 2019 at 7:58 pm

      She went through the toll backwards. She got a credit.

      • eugene
        August 16, 2019 at 8:35 pm

        Nice.

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