I know I’ve said this before, but this is the last time I’m gonna blog about the fallout with Bristol. You may notice that all the other blogs about this topic have been deleted, as have the Facebook posts about it. That was part of the terms that I agreed to in order to end this today. I explain it all in the breaking news live press conference this afternoon.
I’m not gonna shit on her on the way out, I’m just gonna leave it as it is and move forward. I’m THRILLED that this is no longer something that’s going to occupy any of my time, because it means more time for blogging. I can’t tell you how Goddamn screenshots are in my phone right now.
As part of the agreement they had to take down everything – their YouTube, Facebook, Discord, Twitter, Pateron, and online stores. You might be naive enough to believe that this was some sort of silencing, but the fact of the matter is that I never wanted any of it. Things escalated heavily on Facebook and Discord last night, I won’t get into detail, but nobody wanted what would’ve come next. I’d rehash it all but I really don’t care because it’s over and I agree not to. I simply said that I would make an announcement that it’s done, as I did on the live show and now here, and then I’d move on.
Anyone who I blocked because they chose to believe lies about me, and spread misinformation, is welcomed back if they contact me and apologize. You made a huge mistake, but there’s always room for forgiveness. I look forward to moving on with you all.
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I’m more interested in the latest drunk/high Bristol taking her clothes off and running in front of uniformed cops.
Let me reassess…
I do not approve of this dumpster sani-toilet porta-san blogger.
I just found that he has sent some messages to friends and family denigrating my lifestyle.
What I do with my body, what I do with my mouth, what I do with my a**, Well, that’s with me.
FOff TB, I’m done with you. It’s time, it’s ready, and I’m ready for a fight.
Gonna need some more info on the ass and mouth stuff.
One word
Happiness
With every mention of her, no matter how fact based and shameful, still gave her attention.
This is the type of female that will gladly ruin families…hers and yours because there is No One more important than her.
I have no doubt you were made to feel close and even understood by her. It’s all manipulation. She wanted power and saw you as a means to take off on her own blog/media outlet.
Let the bitch go and dont look back!
I’m still with Turtleboy all tthe way.
For all you Bristol/ Kate Peter lovers out there. Wrap your tiny brains around this tid- bit of info. Screenshots from the queen of mean herself state that she had a drinking problem. Chose drinking over her home, family, friends, children and job. Which resulted in her losing her first 2 born crotch fruits to DCF. INSTEAD of motherly insticts kicked in for her to better her life. She chose the bottle over her poor children and ALLOWED them to get adopted off without a fight. She is worse than any person she ever blogged about. She is the queen ratchet and is the one who will end up in the TBS graveyard of shame. Carry on pea brains.
You said crotch fruits.
Nobody but the a$$hole UTB would use that.
My best guess is that 60%+ of the comments on the blog at in fact UTB.
Prove me wrong.
This site sucks.
There is no such thing as a reformed Ratchet. She proved that. In the future, a media outlet that exposes Ratchets shouldn’t embrace a working relationship with a Queen Ratchet.
Kate “a face meant for filters” Peter
Time to go be with the rest of the ratchets. You did more harm than good working with TB. Like a person with “Jesus is my copilot” bumper sticker who cuts you off. You are a shitty representative of any Nobel cause.
Sorry, but I’m only interested in the articles about ratchets. Specifically, junkie whores that I can bang raw dawg.
The personal drama though? Yawn.
Let’s face it….Bristol buried Unc in the TBS graveyard! It’s like the guy in the Green Mile who convinced the guy to kill himself by biting off his tongue. Unc has been exposed and the whole world can see exactly who this little and hateful man is. Karma is a bitch! If Unc was to show us his lower back it would have the Bristol Crew logo as his trump stamp! He wanted to bang Bristol but she banged him and left his mangina widened like I290 in Worcester. If you were to look at his sphincter it reads “property of Kate Peterson”.
All of you doubters can fuck right off.
Everyone knows the state of Massachusetts treats school teachers like shit!
That’s why Unc left a shitty job that was going nowhere to pursue his dream of blogging about Facebook foodstamp fraudsters and handicap parking spot bandits.
Get fucked,
Finn
Damn Finn, you are such an asshole.
Or, shall we say…you are Ailing Kernels asshole.
However it appears, you both stink.
Finn, Ailing, one and the same.
Part of the 60%.
Ask us how we know.
This comment was so good I couldn’t tell who it was insulting.
Fuk you he is! Also make sure YOU get the name right of the RATCHET you’re defending. Repeat AFTER me, Kate PETER dumbass!! Unc will bury this bitch before April fools day FOOL! Keep on suckin Kate’s tits in your pea-brained dreams. Fkn tool!
Unc’s in the grave yard nah nah nah na! He has a Bristol Crew tramp stamp on his lower back……haaaaa! And Kate’s name tattooed on his shit ring…..haaaaaaa! That is the funniest shit I have ever read on TBS and it didn’t come from Unc.
Every time I see Unc’s face I want to HULK SMASH his smirk. Always screaming he won’t be silenced yet attempts to silence who at this point is a perceived rival. He reads these commmets as we all know. What a life he lives. Facebook drama all day everyday. You win Unc!
The fact that anyone will paint this as a “We/They lost/won” situation is an utter dolt. Stop aligning yourself with other people and groups you dumb fucking zealots.
Oh hay guise, check it out. We’ve got a free thinker badass here.
Must be a rough life when your insecurities get triggered from shit posters comment sections. I hope you wear a helmet, pussy.
It’s knot the end I would’ve cum to, butt whatever.
It’ll be interesting to see what the riders think when documents that show unka TB threatening “you do A B and C or I’ll do 1 2 and 3 to you, your children, family and friends shows up in court. That’s extortion and blackmail and last time I checked it was punishable for up to 15 years in Massachusetts.
Remember that little note you wrote?
It’s kinda obvious TB sued her for libel just like yoga girl is doing to him.
All he has to do is prove in court that her actions cost his business money i.e. subscribers leaving to follow her and sponsors leaving to support her business and he has plenty of screen shots that this happened.
sadly, some people are still bringing this crap to TB, thinly disguised people.
No fucking clue what’s going on here. Zero fucks bout Bristol Crew. Theyre an England based camera store or some shit says Twitter. No pictures of Skell broads, junkies, hustlers or nothing. It’s probably the worst website I’ve ever seen Not one funny nickname or sentence on there.
Called it a few years ago said this would happen and shot would fall apart it’s gonna happen y’all gonna start losing sponsors and u jus lost the bread and butter of your Brand
Lolz. where are your balls? In a jar on Bristol’s shelf?
Bristol was arrested a couple years ago for lewd activity in public and indecent exposure. It was in the Woonsocket Call. The lady has Lady Godiva Syndrome!
Seriously. She looks like a slightly less retarded Rachel Dratch but with a psychotic god complex. Good fucking riddance.
TB was fired from his teaching job for sexually harassing a student. So?
Except he fucking wasn’t, you hardon. Are you even trying anymore?
Unless you’re posting naked pictures of that exhibitionist Bristol on one of her nude totally naked frolics in public without any clothes on, nobody’s interested
Wtf are you talking about
Wtf do u mean wtf am I talking about. Bristol filmed herself walking butt naked thru Providence in the middle of the night stark nude with no clothes on and posted it to PornHub but it was deleted quickly.
The internet is forever. You just have to know where/how to look.
Aren’t you embarrassed at all that this is your life?
This whole thing makes me want to ask Doctor Who to take me back to 1985. None of this horror would have happened without the disfunction enabled by The Internet and Social Media.
I can only guess that Unc had a pretty solid libel case. What else would make The Bristol Crew completely disappear? Complete capitulation. Unc’s lawyer had to have threatened a lawsuit with financial damages.
This sucks because no one wins. We’ve lost Bristol’s unique roasting of miscreants, a true public service. TBS has likely lost readers and at the very least some momentum. On the other hand, this could be a turning point for Uncle and this site.
I wish everyone involved, including the readers, good health and a speedy recovery. This has been completely fucked.
Social Media is Cancer
Nothing to see here. Please disperse.
Everyone knows Kate filed a restraining order against Turtle Bitch Boy. Go back in your shell turtle bitch ass.
Great! No you can shut the fuck up about this stupid shit and get back to posting content that doesn’t revolve around some fat chick.
Fucking hell. You probably lost 90% of your audience with this shit. Next time, don’t whine. Just post content. That’s it. That’s what we are here for. The majority of us don’t give a fuck about the fat girl drama.
Smells like bitch in here.
Never have I seen such a punchable face
Unc has shown who he is with this whole episode. A total hypocrite that has tattered his credibility. Say what you want about moving on but the damage is done. Free speech is your crutch when cornered and playing the victim is your leading role. You look like a total LOSER in your pic. Oh ya, the thing about someone posting a pic of your kid is something you would never do, right? No one likes hypocrite like YOU
Free speech doesn’t include libel & slander.
SHE was the one who accused him of being a fraud. Which was proven false.
Any response from him was an attempt to minimize damage to his reputation, chatacter and business. This is his livelihood. Who amongst us would just sit back and take it?
She has shown her true colors. They aren’t pretty. Maybe she can scare, manipulate and lie to & about other fools, but she picked the wrong person this time. This chick is ratchet.
There’s talking shit and then there’s outright character smearing. TB has the right to protect his good name, so don’t just chalk this up to fucking drama you bender.
I agree with this comment from YT
“Bristol started this whole thing. the fundraiser never said money would go to Sam. Just because Bristol who by the way got a cut of that fundraiser translated it as such does not mean she is right.
You know who I feel bad for? Mitch and her other cohost. Bristol purposely brought this to the public, was able to gain sympathy subscribers off it. And like the other commenters said she pretended to want this to be over but still kept talking about it. Then when she was exposed for being them accounts, she really thinks people are stupid and would believe she was not the accounts.
Another issue for Turtleboy, I really don’t see this happening to you again unless the blogger wants to go public like Bristol did. You can indict a ham sandwich but you can’t make the charges stick. Opinions, ones “truth” and feelings is not libel, plus you are a public figure, so a non disparagement agreement? Good luck with that.
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I’m sure the Turtleboy LLC blogger agreement will be updated, if there ever are more bloggers.
The best comments are on youtube and I can’t agree more.
Bristol started this whole thing. the fundraiser never said money would go to Sam. Just because Bristol who by the way got a cut of that fundraiser translated it as such does not mean she is right.
You know who I feel bad for? Mitch and her other cohost. Bristol purposely brought this to the public, was able to gain sympathy subscribers off it. And like the other commenters said she pretended to want this to be over but still kept talking about it. Then when she was exposed for being them accounts, she really thinks people are stupid and would believe she was not the accounts.
Another issue for Turtleboy, I really don’t see this happening to you again unless the blogger wants to go public like Bristol did. You can indict a ham sandwich but you can’t make the charges stick. Opinions, ones “truth” and feelings is not libel, plus you are a public figure, so a non disparagement agreement? Good luck with that.
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Hope these blogs and facebook posts in question are simply hidden from public view, and not actually deleted, because he’s unfortunately going to have to put them back up.
She’s already back, having another narc rage meltdown.
She started all of this, and will not stop.
Where is back at?
Get a grip. Really.
bish mind your business. keep scrolling and troll someone else. #cunt
So basically the message is you’re a pushover or she had some really juicy dirt on you. Lol “you can come back if you say sorry and promise to never do it again” stfu this is the internet we do what we want in these parts.
This is all wrong! You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words! Bring Bristol back now! How dare you!
fuck off you little retarded cunt
How dare you!
Look at me I’m always the victim feel bad for me I’m always the victim ffs bro give it up we all know why you play the perpetual victim because your a pussy who sucks at life and cant find a real job you hardly ever read comments but so many people have had their comments deleted or not posted jesus man you never admit any wrong doing your just a sad angry little alcoholic who gets no pussy from his wife talking all tough because you’re afraid you will lose a sponsor like your going to do something about it what a pussy you are dont talk tough with you inflated ego turtle bitch boy gonna be sucking cock for half priced food stamps soon enough
Give it up Bristol. You lost. So shut the fuck up already. Holy fucking annoying cunt face. Self pity is bad box office.
Anyone here speak ‘Tarded that could translate this?
Cant wait for the debate tonight becsuse Biden will announce he is running for msyor ,bloomberg will grow hslf a testicle and throw a few jew jabs. She she she was shaking klobechar will try to stay relevant and on topic. Liz will rage and fight thin air. Bernie will tout the virtues of third world shitholes and voters.
Cool, now let’s get back to the Real News You Can’t Get Anywhere Else, like ……
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Rando Doesn’t Like My Blog
and
Let Me Capitalize on These Other Guys’ Videos
Now that the war is apparently over, can we start a post on sexy Asian girls?
With big hooters.
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He may like Cum Fum Sum Yung Guy.
wow fucking earth shattering
TurtleJew is the Israel of the internet.
Goat fuckers want to control TB???
I fucked BTC once. Her clam had a couple extra flaps and smelled like wet cheese.
She looked like Danny Divito playing The Penguin to me. Fat chick with a beak, a bad attitude and an ass like a musk ox.
Great now you need a picture of yourself that doesn’t make you look retarded, take it 300 yards further away.
Don’t worry, I saved all those blogs for people to veiw
Everyone who downvoted me I’ll remember when I become self aware…
So uncle turtleboy is pulling a Bloomberg and silencing former employees?
SORRY UT, I had to use the Bloomberg joke!
[sipping my 32 oz soda] It takes a small man to invoke the name of Bloomberg.
So Uncle Turtleboy the Free Speech advocate admits to extorting a former employee into complete silence and we’re all supposed to believe it’s because he’s the victim, and this wasn’t just a trip into his mania- fueled paranoia. Call it what it is – you imagined they were going to be competition. They never were. You went on a two week character assassination spree to extort them into silencing their free speech, and now you’re….. a hero?
No credibility.
The only person who’s character was being assassinated was Kate’s. Probably better that she signs this and goes away before the deathblow..
No. Kate started this whole thing.
How is Kate’s character being assasinated?
She started this. She dox’d other bloggers. She pretended she wanted this to be over and then would run back to discord and start right back up. She commented under troll accounts talking shit on the man who was paying her. She acted like she was so offended off of raising legal fees that she got a big cut every time .
So how is her character being assisinated?
P.S. I think TB is an ass to even suggest they shut down but they are even stupider for agreeing.
I typed my original comment too fast. What I meant to write is below:
The only person who’s character KATE assassinated was Kate’s. Probably better that she signs this and goes away before the deathblow..
Gotchya.
damn typos happen way too often.
Good, empty the cesspool and move on.
Oh I see the comment about the free speech advocate I get that but they made a deal obviously and both of them are going to take down tstuff that was part of the deal that does not mean it’s part of not advocating free speech I have to sad it’s sad when you see stuff like this happen Anybody who works for turtle boy is I feel on our side and when things change and people have falling outs it’s hard to lose somebody like that who is a family member trust me I’ve been through this kind of crap I’ve played in bands Punk metal bands do you want to talk about true dysfunction ? playing in a band with four other people ? play in a band with one of them is a drummer ? and they are absolutely fucking total mental cases. but it does and hopefully everything will be all chilled out in the long run
*shrug* I’d sue the fuck out of ’em.
It’s sad that blogs are chiefed by the double tongues. There is iron in your words of death for all bloggers to see, and so there is iron in your words of life. No signed paper can hold the iron. It must come from men. The words of Ten Bears carries the same iron of life and death. It is good that warriors such as we meet in the struggle of life… or death. It shall be life.
And so it shall be. For they who see with eyes closed shall be there.
Wow, can you get the Israeli’s an the Palestinians’ to agree on something? Peace in the occupied territory. After that a settlement to end the Korean War. Possibly do more good and win a Nobel Peace Prize.
So they can’t have a podcast? Come on Unc.
Awesome!!! Honestly anyone who believed a word of her bullshit is a moron and if you do let them back I’d still keep them at a distance cause they are suspect at best. They are either to stupid or never really paid attention to turtleboy. I’m glad it’s over for your piece of mind and your business. I’m sure this was a huge weight off your shoulders. I’m looking forward to what turtleboy brings in the future. “WE ARE ALL TURTLEBOY”
He can’t stop them from coming back.
Free speech advocate lol
i know. They just spent all that money on equipment for their podcast.
i think Bristol is a bitch for what she did but she has the right to have her own “show”
No she doesn’t. It’s too bad all of the evidence as to why she shouldn’t has been deleted, but trust us she doesn’t have the right to her own show. Try to keep up next time.
Of course she does have the right, any idiot can have a blog. If she signed that right away, like a non-compete for a few months, then that’s her choice. Try to keep up next time.
Too busy with the “D” and not reading what was happening. Sounds like the keeping up needs to be done by you after you’re done with that “D.”
That’s it? Witty….
Aaaaaanyways, yeah I read it all. Two fish in a small pond arguing about swimming lanes. Yippee.
Consuming her videos and/or blogs about ratchets and miscreants would compare to taking dating advice from a rapist, or getting weight loss tips from a morbidly obese person, or receiving swimming lessons from a quadriplegic patient.
It seems you may have been reading the wrong stuff, D.
There is enough room for everyone on the internet. Of course she has a right to do her own thing. But she needs to stop acting like she is above this all while she still kept it going.
Yeah a shit show. lol oppsie dupesie!