Former Woonsocket Cop Fired For Drugs, Assaulting Cops, Is Now A Ratchet Juicehead Butterqueef Who Fights Grieving Family Members At Fundraisers And Calls Them The N Word Want to advertise…
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Help Us Find These Scumbag Trash Dumpers Who Are Using The Back Of A Preschool As Their Own Personal Landfill
Know who these toolbags are? Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer. Dartmouth is…
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Not Fake News: NFL Kommissar Roger Goodell Is A Bullshit Artist
Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information. If you go to the About Page on Dubsism, you are going to see right up front that I would…
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Shoutout To This Father-Son Duo Who Avenged Their Daughter/Sister’s Death By Kidnapping And Kicking The Shit Out Of Her Heroin Hookup Until He Named Names
Shoutout To This Father-Son Duo Who Avenged Their Daughter/Sister’s Death By Kidnapping And Kicking The Shit Out Of Her Heroin Hookup Until He Named Names Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…
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President Trump Just Treated The Golden State Warriors Like I Deal With My In-Laws
Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information. This isn’t going to be a long rant. As we speak, social media is going crazy over the fact President…
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Douchecaboose Career Criminal Ended His Felony Field Trip At New Englands Saddest Adult Disney World: Mohegan
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Bridgewater State SJWs Are Demanding Apology From Girl Who Exposed Professor Who Said “FUCK ANYONE Who Voted For Trump”
Bridgewater State SJWs Are Demanding Apology From Girl Who Exposed Professor Who Said “FUCK ANYONE Who Voted For Trump” Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…
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Leaked Email From Bridgewater State President: Professor Who Said Trump Voters Not Welcomed In Class Is A “Very Good Teacher” Posting His Opinions “Privately” On Facebook
Leaked Email From Bridgewater State President: Professor Who Said Trump Voters Not Welcomed In Class Is A “Very Good Teacher” Posting His Opinions “Privately” On Facebook Want to advertise with…
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Lying Sack Of Garbage Congresswoman Katherine Clark Tells Brainless Supporters That We Are Siding With Rapists Because Of Basic Due Process Rights
Lying Sack Of Garbage Congresswoman Katherine Clark Tells Brainless Supporters That We Are Siding With Rapists Because Of Basic Due Process Rights Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at…
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Turtleboy Sports NFL Week 3 Experts Poll
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Tubblerina, Selling Desperately Scarred Mirror, Shows Us How NOT To Sell Things On A Yard Sale Page
I love the Internet. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information. It sucks out today and I feel like we all need…
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Panhandling With An Ankle Bracelet On Is So Lawrence It Hurts
Panhandling With An Ankle Bracelet On Is So Lawrence It Hurts Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information. Editor’s Note: This photo…
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Turns Out The Malden Fertility Factory Lives In A Tent With Her BF, She Made Facebook Videos After School Filed 51A When Her Kid Brought Bed Bugs To School
Turns Out The Malden Fertility Factory Lives In A Tent With Her BF, She Made Facebook Videos After School Filed 51A When Her Kid Brought Bed Bugs To School Want…
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Food Stamp Frankie Explains To Naive Friend Why He’s Buying Food Stamps On Facebook Instead Of Just Buying Food With Cash
Food Stamp Frankie Explains To Naive Friend Why He’s Buying Food Stamps On Facebook Instead Of Just Buying Food With Cash Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]…
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Racist Messages On Westfield State Dorm Rooms Are Probably A Hoax, But SJW Virtue Signaling Is Out In Full Effect
Racist Messages On Westfield State Dorm Rooms Are Probably A Hoax, But SJW Virtue Signaling Is Out In Full Effect Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…
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When Food Stamp Friday Goes Wrong: Dude Stabbed By Crackheads After Illegally Purchasing EBT Card
Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information. Turtleriders know we love outing dirtbags who sell their food stamps. We…
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Delaware Grundlenugget Goes Full Ratchet On Veteran For Having His Service Dog At A Restaurant, Says They Called Her Racial Slurs, Video Shows Ohterwise
Delaware Grundlenugget Goes Full Ratchet On Veteran For Having His Service Dog At A Restaurant, Says They Called Her Racial Slurs, Video Shows Ohterwise Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…
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Chinstrap Charlie Shot By 15 Year Old With Sawed Off Shotgun At Webster Dunkin Donuts Is Back, And Now He’s Selling Cocaine In Oxford
Chinstrap Charlie Shot By 15 Year Old With Sawed Off Shotgun At Webster Dunkin Donuts Is Back, And Now He’s Selling Cocaine In Oxford Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…
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Scumbag Steals Priceless Memorial Of Brother’s Suicide And Family Needs Your Help Finding It
It takes a special kind of lurch beast to steal a memorial dedicated to a family member who lost their life to suicide. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…
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Meatball Madness Brawl In The Streets Of Springfield While Ratchets Watch In Their Pajamas Is Why You Should Never, Ever Go To Springfield
Meatball Madness Brawl In The Streets Of Springfield While Ratchets Watch In Their Pajamas Is Why You Should Never, Ever Go To Springfield Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…
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