All-Star Criminals

Gina “Fleestone Light” Giovangelo, Who Can’t Drive Because She Killed A Woman While Drunk In 2010 And Recently Led Cops On 6 Day Manhunt, Is Looking For Free Baby Shit In Wellesley Because Two Raw Dog Trophies Isn’t Enough 

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Hoodrat Heroes

Fall River Guttermuppet Is Trying To Get Her Kids Back From DCF, Asked Rhode Island Yard Sale Page Why Her “Friend” Can’t Get A “5-Star” Attorney That Rich People Can To Sue DCF

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Nudniks

Pumpkin Spice Mafia: Hennessy Dipped Edition, Sex Toy And MLM Slinging Boss Babe Totally Almost Had Her Mom Stolen From The Worcester Wal-Mart, Advises To “Keep An Eye On Your Kids” Despite This NEVER Happening Ever

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Social Justice Warriors

Virtue Signaling Parents Stand Outside Tantasqua High School All Day With Signs About Unconfirmed Anecdote From Quaboag Soccer Player Son Who Says He Was Called A “Monkey” But Looks 99% White 

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Podcasts

Vanilla Lice Called Into Turtleboy Live, Tried To Explain Where The Cancer Money Is, Failed Miserably, Then Answered Questions About Why He’s On Masshealth, How Often He Punches The Clown, And Why You Don’t Talk Shit About Nonnie

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