Apple Daddy Is Forcing His 6 Year Old Son To Wear Mascara So He Can Virtue Signal About Toxic Masculinity On Social Media
This douchebag is back again. And he’s using his kid as a prop to gain social media clout, as…
Charging People $19 To Join A Westford Facebook Group With 6,000 People When You Live In Boise Might Be The Drunkest On Power A Facebook Admin Has Ever Been
In today’s chapter of “Facebook admin power goes straight to your head,” we bring you Cathy Stewart, the admin…
Lazy Worcester Laardvarks Let Their Dog Defecate On Roof, Don’t Shovel Sidewalk, Because Fuck Exercise
Meanwhile in Worcester, here’s what walking the dog looks like. Attention turtle riders – this is not how you…
Woonsocket Wang Donkey Is Upset That 62 Latin Kings Were Arrested Because We Focus Too Much On The Murdering And Not Enough On The Good Things They Do
The feds came down hard on the Latin Kings this weekend in New Bedford and Worcester. Dozens of Latin…
Lorrayna Calle Doesn’t Get To See Her Kids On Christmas Because She Poked The Turtle
Great news out of Fitchburg today (you don’t hear that very often): The crazy, evil cunt won’t be seeing…
Haverhill Plus Sized Pinata Threatens To Shoot President Trump Over New Law Forcing Able Bodied Cheesehogs To Work 20 Hours A Week To Get Food Stamps
While Congress is wasting everyone’s time trying to impeach the duly elected President during an election year, Trump is…
Exposing Landon Steele Part 3: Lying To Grieving Mothers About Their Babies, Using Stolen Valor To Get Laid
Landon Steele has lied about a number of things to a number of people. But easily the most egregious…
Beetlejuice Jenner Saves Taxpayers Money By Shooting Himself In Head In Sunoco Bathroom After Shooting Springfield Cops, Fam Starts GoFundMe For Sex Offender
Christmas came early this year in Springfield, in the form of one dead career criminal sex offender who saved…
Exposing Landon Steele Part 2: Padded Clothing, Fake Blood, Serial Spanking
In Part 1 of this series we discussed Landon Steele’s trip to Haiti, and how he defrauded and stole from the organization…
Brockton Skankbeast Who Lied About Being Raped And Got Her Boyfriend To Kill Her Side Dick Remains Free While He Goes To Prison For 10 Years
Brockton Enterprise: Prosecutors said Michael Pircio committed murder in February 2017 when he beat his neighbor to death with a…
Vaping Vajatron’s Son Admits In Text Messages That He Choked His Ex-Girlfriend, Amanda Hijacks Episode On Landon Steele To Blow Up On Me Like Never Before
I haven’t written about or had the West Warwick Vaping Vajatron Amanda Sawyer on the live show for a…
According To Totally Sane And Sober Billy Baggz Today Is The Day We’re Getting Indicted For Organized Crime, CamelToe Truck Girl Is A Great Mother, And The Photos Of Them Together At The Encore Were Photoshopped
Well, fam, it’s been real, but I think today is the day that we’re finally going down, because Revere’s most…
Tinder Tunaflap Tornado Falsely Also Accused A Holliston Murder Victim’s Brother Who She Met In A Mental Health Hospital Of Choking And Trying To Kill Her In May
Yesterday we published a blog about Jessica DePatie, AKA the Tinder Tunaflap Tornado, after she got dumped by a…
Insane To Think That It’s Been 20 Years Since The Worcester Cold Storage Fire Took The Lives Of 6 Firefighters
It’s hard to believe that 20 years ago today a fire began at the Cold Storage building on Franklin…
Andrew Porter Contracting Is Giving Away A Free Roof To The Turtle Rider With The Ugliest Roof In Worcester County, Here’s How You Can Win
For the last month we’ve been urging turtle riders to like our podcast sponsor Andrew Porter Contracting on Facebook,…
Diane Kelly Finally Messaged Me Back, Says She’s Suing Me Possibly For Fucking Someone In The Ass
Ever since SSTG published her blogs on the litter box fire that was the PURR Cat Cafe over two…
Exposing Vetbro Landon Steele Part 1: Haiti
Last week we published a blog about disgraced State Trooper Leigha Genduso’s new boyfriend Landon Steele, after he was accused…
Tinder Tunaflap Tornado Cries Rape, Fakes Her Own Death, Pretends To Be Hopkinton Cop, Vows To Have Victim Raped In Jail After Guy Doesn’t Call Her Back After Date
Meet Jessica DePatie from Hopkinton (now living in Cambridge). She’s a Northeastern grad and a pysch major, and happens…
Hull Cool Mom Drives Crotch Fruits To Steal Wreaths From Norwell Garden Center, Only Returns Items After Threat Of Arrest But Don’t Apologize
Patriot Ledger: Three people who stole holiday plants from That Bloomin’ Place in Norwell might be making Santa’s naughty list…
Daddy Chrome Dome Runs Over And Assaults 71 Year Old Crossing Guard At Crotch Fruit’s School, Says It’s Fake News Because Victim Looked 45 And Was Jacked
Here’s your gutterslug of the week out of the Connecticut Corridor. Just to be clear, this jackwagon was there…
