When You Call The Milford Police And Lie To Them About Residents Being Held Against Their Will You’re Not Helping Anyone Out
The Police were called to the Gan Rivkah Center today after someone falsely told them a resident was being…
New Hampshire Anqueefa Chud Blames Turtleboy For “Doxxing” Him In Epic Interview While Protesting Trump In Manchvegas
Last week Uncle Turtleboy published a blog in anticipation of Trump coming to Manchvegas, outing this Anqueefa chud named…
Paul Tay For Mayor Of The Internet 2020!
Here at Turtleboy, we usually spend our time exposing, highlighting and profiling the most colorful characters, vile schemes and reprehensible…
Beggin Rapinoe Starts $5,000 GoFundMe After She Claims She Was Fired By Chicopee Salon For Telling Boss That She Was Raped In A Salon Chair
Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day from a Ludlow broad working in Chicopee…. Oh for fuck’s sake. I…
Chodie Arias Whines On Salem Facebook Group That No One Came To Her Crotch Fruit’s Birthday Party While Whining That Every Guy In Her Inbox Is Trying To Smash
Last year I did a blog calling out these attention seeking pork grenades who feel the need to post…
New Hampshire DA Indicting Patrick Chung After Cops Accidentally Found Cocaine In His House Recently Dropped Felony Meth And Fentanyl Charges Against Sex Offender Career Criminal
NESN: New England Patriots safety Patrick Chung was indicted on a charge of cocaine possession, the Belknap County (NH)…
The WEEI Jimmy Fund Fundraiser Made $1 Million Less Than Last Year Because Bob Murchison And Shirley Leung Don’t Mind Hurting Kids With Cancer If It Means They Can Censor Opinions They Don’t Like
One of the things Kirk and Callahan were the best at at WEEI was raising money for the Jimmy…
Nashua Nut Jockey Abandons Vaj Goblin, Runs To Avoid Cops After Crashing 90 MPH In Order To Avoid Ticket For Texting While Driving
NASHUA, N.H. (AP) — Police say a New Hampshire driver fleeing an officer crashed her car and ran off,…
Top 10 Tweets Benjamin Allbright Deleted While He Pretended His Account Was Hacked By Russians Today
Our boy Benny Boy Allbright claimed he was hacked by the Russians today. I shit you not this really…
Clarence Woods Emerson Is Suspended For 30 Days, Follow Philip V Prentiss And Subscribe To Our YouTube Channel So We Can Still Be Friends
Breaking news – Clarence Woods Emerson, our official Turtleboy page on Facebook, has been suspended for 30 days without…
Hadassah Made Up A Bunch Of Bullshit In Her After David For The Restraining Order She Wants Against Me And Signed Into Under Penalties Of Perjury
Hadassah Rose filed for a bogus restraining order against me in Milford District Court, and I have a hearing…
Oliver Case Dismissed Vows Massive Lawsuit Against New Bedford Popo For Tazing Him While Running Away From Them
Check out this little hood nugget in New Bedford who claims he’s got a massive lawsuit pending against the…
Warwick Cops Shoot Dogs That Keep Escaping After They Allegedly Attacked A Woman, Irresponsible Owners Throw Pity Party, GoFundMe Follows
So this video out of the salty armpit that is War-wack, Rhode Island has been making the rounds lately. …
Pathological Liar Says Last Night’s Podcast With Real Combat Veteran Was A “Big Mistake,” Yet He Cuckolded Davey Mouse Portnoy Into Controlling Huffstool’s Content
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over…
Exposing Hadassah Robeson Part 7: Scissoring Slaves, Inspectors Blame Milford Fire Department, DCF Refers Women There, Interviews With Residents
DCF has been sending women to the Gan Rivkah Shelter for years, despite knowing about the horrid conditions there….
Dumpster Diving Worcester Gravy Stain Leaves Dog Tied To Car Barking All Day, Forces It To Sleep In Car Because It Has Fleas
This is John Licoski of Worcester. He’s a “self-employed” chudstuffer with a beard that likely contains remnants of Cheetos…
Exposing Hadassah Part 6A: Emotionally Abused Hubby Vladimir Was Previously Arrested For Trafficking Heroin With Some Russians In Boston
We have a quick update to Part 6 of the Exposing Hadassah series. Turns out her husband Vladimir has…
Douchetastic Tree Removal Service Owner Throws Hissy Fit Over Cancelled Service Appointment, Has No Regrets
Plainville, MA is a fun place. Nestled between Foxborough, Wrentham, Mansfield, and North Attleboro, it’s a small town with an…
Crackhead George Clooney Pulls Chew And Screw At The Liberal Club, Makes It His Profile Picture After Being Publicly Shamed On Facebook
Who remembers these two love birds? That would be the Fall River FungalFupa and Scramburglar, who got caught pulling a…
Dildo Stain Is Calling The Cops And His Lawyer On Anyone Who Questions His Extremely Questionable Claims About Invading Iraq In 2003
This is Benjamin Allbright. And he is the worst person in the universe. According to his Twitter bio…
