Manuel Lucero Pokes The Turtle, Ends Up In The TBS Graveyard, Georgia Cheesehog State Rep Pulls A Jussie Smollett
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over at…
Pocahontas Changing Her Twitter Preferred Pronouns To Remind Us All That She Doesn’t Have A Bologna Baton Is Exactly Why I’m Voting For In The Primary
In one of the great acts of pandering in political history Pocahontas did this the other day: In case…
Limp Dick Larry Is Telling Tall Tales To WBZ About Leaving A Woman In A Plymouth Pond After Crashing His Jet Ski, Morons Sense Blood And Vow Internet Lawsuits
The other day we wrote about the Limp Dick Larry, the junkie viagra consumer who allegedly left a 19 year…
Chud Wanted By Northbridge Police For Stealing Air Conditioner Is The Cream Donkey Who Burned Down Missing Worcester Woman’s House To Cover For The Killer
Some people had less conventional ways to stay cool during the recent heat wave…. Meet Scott Phelan from Worcester….
Uncle Turtleboy Is Speaking August 8 At GOUSA Fundraiser In Billerica Alongside Brandon Straka, Scott Pressler, And Many Others, Here’s How You Can Come Join The Fun
Get your tickets to GOUSA New England States Conference by clicking here. Ever since I published I Am Turtleboy, I’ve…
The Squad Is Looking For A White Gay Virtue Signaler From A Shitty, Run Down City To Complete The Band, So Alex “Gay-OC” Morse Is Running For Richie Neal’s Congressional Seat
One thing I love about “The Squad,” is the complete and utter destruction they cause to their own…
Veiled Threats, Cease And Desist Letters, And Violent Felons, Oh My! Investigating The Straight Pride Parade Pansies Who Just Can’t Let Their Butthurt Die
It’s been pretty busy for the fine folks over at ‘Super Happy Fun America’ organizing the straight pride parade since…
Braintree Buttmunch Mayoral Candidate Who Got 7 Bikers Killed Didn’t Have To Testify At Statehouse Because Crooked Charlie Baker Is Covering Up Again
The Baker administration was finally supposed to be held accountable today in Boston as hearings were scheduled in front…
Two Wildeyeast Infections Fight At Busy Meth Mile Intersection For Mating Rights With Jimmy Junkbox And Access To Bigger Half Of The Crack Rock
It was hot as balls out the last couple days, so tensions were brewing on Meth Mile where two…
Rapey Manuel Lucero Was Arrested On Outstanding Warrants, Faces More Charges, Is Being Extradited To Worcester Because He Chose To Poke The Turtle
Breaking News: Convicted rapist Manuel Lucero was arrested yesterday in Arizona on outstanding warrants. Click here to read about it on…
Virtue Signaling Douchebag Gets Karma Sandwich After State Rep Lies About Him Telling Her To Go Back To Where She Came From During Grocery Store Pissing Match
This is Georgia state representative Erica Thomas. As you can tell just by looking at her, she’s a conservative…
Limp Dick Larry Leaves Girl To Die In Plymouth Pond After Crashing On A Jet Ski And Abandoning Her Unconscious Body, Blames Victim On Facebook From Hospital
NBC: A 19-year-old woman is in the hospital after sustaining injuries in a jet ski crash. According to officials, the…
Nosejob Ned Arrested For Driving 142 MPH In New Hampshire While Wearing Mid Life Crisis Jacket During Heat Wave To Get Back To Jersey
Some dipshit was arrested in New Hampshire this weekend for driving 142 mph. The real crime here is that…
Convicted Rapist Sent Himself Death Threats Pretending To Be My Phone Number With An App, Used It Get Harassment Order Against Me, Violated Probation Several Times
I was paid a visit this evening by the Holden Police to serve me with a harassment order out…
Father Of Missing 3 Year North Attleboro Amber Alert Girl Has YouTube Videos Driving 125 MPH On I-95
An Amber Alert for a missing three year old girl in North Attleboro named Ava Amitan, who is believed…
DYS Dipshit And Yosemite Gram Try To Kill Rival In Dorchester, Accidentally Shoot Daughter And Niece Instead
WHDH: The child injured in a Fourth of July shooting in Boston was shot by her father and uncle,…
Hartford Courant Reporter Jesse Leavenworth Explains Why He’s Protecting The Identity Of Sperm Sponge Mom Who Let Her Kid Get Sexually Assaulted By Her Friend And Then Blackmailed Him
Yesterday I published an article about this tittooed sperm sponge from Hartford who brought a convicted child rapist into…
Cannabis-Loving Chomo Violates Bail On Kiddie Porn Charge by Smoking Devil’s Lettuce, Doesn’t Go Back to Jail Because It’s Massachusetts
Here’s yet another entry from the ratchet-infested city of Attleboro! Meet Chris Dahlbeck. Chris loves his cat, …
I Told An Arizona Cop To Do Some Inappropriate Things Because I Thought It Was Convicted Rapist Manuel Lucero Prank Calling Me Again
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s Light Night Garage Podcast is brought to you by the good folks over at…
Tittooed Sperm Sponge Mom Blackmails Friend For $120 Not To Call Cops After Finding Out The 58 Time Child Rapist Sexually Assaulted Her 6 Year Old Crotch Fruit
Earlier today East Hartford Police and the Hartford Courant put out a disturbing headline about a mother who is…
