Lawsuit Of The Day: Legal “Expert” Andrew Frost Threatens To Sue Me, Is Still Incoherent And Delusional
Back in March, I had written a blog at the behest of a delusional bootleg pot dealer who was upset…
Momma Meatflaps Tells Peabody Police A Hispanic Dude Kidnapped Her Crotch Fruit, Adds More Lies On Facebook To Story With More Holes Than Swedish Ganbang
The mainstream media will print ANYTHING that gets them clicks, regardless of how unbelievable and obviously untrue it is:…
Amesbury Mom Who Didn’t Report Deceased 13 Year Old Daughter Missing On A School Night Signs Into Her Facebook Page, Goes Full Ratchet
A story about a 13 year old girl who died after being dropped off with no pulse at a…
Peabody Princess Jizmine Is Selling $2,100 Worth Of Food Stamps For “Bomb Ass Dealz” Because She Doesn’t Eat And Hopefully Doesn’t Have Custody Of Crotch Fruit
This is Vanessa Noseworthy (yes, her name is legitimately Noseworthy) from Gloucester. In a town full of fishermen she…
God Loves Us More Bruins Stanley Cup Finals T-Shirts Are Now Available In The Turtleboy Store
With the St. Louis Blues finishing off the Sharks last night the Stanley Cup Finals are now set to…
Failure Swift Hired A State Representative And Attorney Who’s Been Held In Contempt Twice To Sue Me And Has Been Granted A Restraining Order Without Notifying Me
I am being sued by Kathryn Narcisi, AKA Failure Swift, in the most egregious and absurd lawsuit you have…
To Whoever Is Trolling Billy “The Skid” Tibbetts With Scene From Training Day: I Love You, You Win The Internet Today
So Billy Tibbetts has been on a roll (or rather a downward spiral) single we last blogged about him, and…
Attention Turtle Riders: Make Sure You’ve Liked And Followed Our Newest Facebook Page TBNews And Make Turtleboy Great Again
A lot of people have been asking how to find Turtleboy on Facebook because the page we’re using now…
Fall River Orangastank Leaves Several Cocoa Canoes On Stranger’s Lawn In Assonet, Abandons Car At Scene Of The Slime, Crotch Fruits Remain MIA
This is Stephenie with 3 E’s Serrano. Her Facebook profile shows that she has a litter of crotch fruits…
Scamderella Lunch Lady Was Writing Creepy Facebook Messages To The 17 Year Old Jock She Was Trying To Impress With Free Food
The other day Turtleboy became the first media outlet to call out former New Hampshire lunch lady Bonnie Kimball…
Maude The Fraud Becomes A Lobbyist, Lying Lunch Lady Exposed For GoFundMe Scam
This episode of Uncle Turtleboy’s late night garage podcast is brought to you by our newest advertiser Beard Justice…
Lunatic Georgetown Gravydumpster Harasses Local PD Relentlessly Over Unsubstantiated “Hacking” And “Stalking” Allegations Made Up Against Former Detective
Last week a post was brought to our attention made by a woman who claimed her ability to message Turtleboy was…
Chalky Charlie Starts Online Mob After Being Kicked Out Of Hampton Beach Seafood Joint For Being A Latino Illegal Immigrant Even Though He’s Clearly White
Saw this VERY real story on the Mingya Valley Facebook group this morning….. Actually, you CAN make this up,…
Maude The Fraud Gives Impression That She’s Military And A Rape Survivor, Has Met With Karen Spilka And Robert DeLeo To Pass Her Anti-Rape Bill Which Is Based Off Of A Lie
Hard to believe it’s been a year since Maude “the fraud” Gorman made national headlines by pretending to be…
Brookline Becky Starts $4K GoFundMe For Boston City Employee Arrested For Larceny Because She’s “Innocent” And Was Framed By BPD For Not Being White
This is Boston Public Health Commission employee Dareece Santos. She’s a woke and constantly oppressed social justice warrior extraordinaire who currently…
We Dedicated An Entire Live Show To Perpetual Failure Billy Tibbetts And He Did Not Appreciate It
Last night I was on the air with my good friends Rusty Shackleton and Dr. Edward Elertson to discuss former…
This Is Why I Have No Problem Selling Out Manch And Anonymous Shitposters
I normally don’t read the comments because I believe that turtle riders should have their say there and we…
Salty Sally Whines To CNN That James Holzhauer Wasn’t Nice To Her While Taking Her To Poundtown On Jeopardy, Says It Wasn’t Fun Getting Facialized By Him
Professional sports gambler James Holzhauer has been making Jeopardy Great Again for the last month or so, and in…
Lunch Lady Larceny Raises Over $10K With Multiple GoFundMes After Lying To The Media That Manchester Schools Fired Her For Feeding A Poor Starving Crotch Fruit
Bonnie Kimball, a former lunch lady at Mascoma Valley Regional High School in Manchester, has become a national cause celebre,…
WATCH: Crybaby Former NHL Pro Player, Convicted Rapist and Career Criminal Billy Tibbetts Runs For Scituate Board Of Selectman, Loses, Trashes The Entire Town In Butthurt Broski Facebook Live Rant
Former Penguins forward Billy Tibbetts is pissed, you guys. The convicted sex offender and career criminal recently ran for Selectman for…
