Meet Benjamin Galiatsos – The Chicopee Chode Who Probably Parked His Mom’s Truck In 4 Handicapped Spots
Yesterday we blogged about what was quite possibly the biggest dickhead parking job of all time in Chicopee, where…
Brookline Selectmen Who’s BFFs with AOC Wants To Get Have Civilians Do Traffic Stops And 24/7 Camera Surveillance Send Out Speeding Tickets Because Cops Are Racist Or Something
This is Brookline Selectmen Raul Fernandez. He’s good friends with AOC and thus is a race baiting activist who…
Dracut High School Seniors Honor Classmate Charged In Shooting Death Over 1/8 Of Weed With “Free Mello” Shoutout In Yearbook Bio
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This Is The Biggest Dick Move I’ve Ever Seen
This is by far the biggest dickhead move I’ve ever seen in my life. There’s a million open spots…
This Video Of Some Bike Life Hoodbooger Smashing Into A Parked Car On Boylston Street While Doing Wheelies Is So Satisfying
So called “bike life” maggots are some of the worst society has to offer. They’re a bunch of urban…
Grafton Gherkin Gobbler DCF Mom Calls Out Latest Baby Daddy Wigger Phelps For Not Stuffing Her Taco Enough While She Tries To Get Back Confiscated Crotch Fruits
This is Lakesha Andrews from Grafton. She’s the President of the Worcester County “I don’t have custody of…
Belmont Public Schools Indoctrinate Kindergarteners With Critical Race Theory Summer Reading List About Cops Being Racist And The Guilt They Should Feel About White Privilege
The Belmont Public Schools have gone all in on Critical Race Theory. The mother of a kindergarten student sent…
After A Week Of Gay Drama The Mass GOP Raised A Bunch Of Money To Bring Dan Crenshaw To Andover And Then Cancelled Because Of “Protesters”
The Mass GOP is a huge dumpster fire right now (and always). In the last couple weeks some lady…
Meth Possums Track Down Car After Fender Bender And Smash Windows With Hatchet While Terrorizing Kids Inside, Brag About It On Facebook Upon Release
WPRI: An investigation is underway after a suspected road rage incident involving a hatchet led to the arrest of two…
Help Rebuild Our Twitter And Facebook Accounts By Liking And Following Our New Accounts
This is just a reminder that Clarence Woods Emerson is suspended for 14 more days but can be messaged…
Powisset Farm In Dover Explains Why They’re Inviting A Drag Queen Dressed As A Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich To Read Books To Kids
This is D.A. Hayden from Wellesley, the Director of the Charles River Valley Portfolio that oversees Powissett Farm in…
Bootleg Johnny Sins Wilmington Superintendent Tells Teachers They’ll Get Deformation Lawsuit For Discussing Middle School Teacher On Leave After 6th Grader Accused Him Of Being Inappropriate
This is Wilmington Public Schools Superintendent Glenn Brand. Last week an older teacher at the school named Michael Mahoney…
South Boston’s Condon School Principal And Administrators Mock White Parents And Their “White Tears” In Racist Group Text Message
This is Scarlett Santos, the Family Liaison for the Condon School in South Boston. Because how did schools ever…
Top Turtleboy Comments And Messages Of The Week: Millbury Police Are Hacking My Phone, I Am Taking Down Your Website For Copyright
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Jenny Familia Roasted Councillor Pastor Sarai Ti-Ti-Ho Rivera In Powerful Facebook Statement Clarifying Why She Was Banned From Officer Familia’s Funeral
Yesterday it was announced that Worcester City Councillors Sarai Rivera, Khrystian King, and Sean Rose were asked not…
The Two Crack Donkeys Who Stabbed A Bitch In The Middle Of New Bedford Are Both Deadbeat Moms Who Don’t Have Custody Of Their Semon Demons
Yesterday we published a blog about two crackheads who stabbed a much larger woman in broad daylight on a…
I Have Court With Big Black Jeffrey Again Monday Because He Filed A Criminal Complaint For Hate Crimes Days After Posting Picture With Underage Girls On Instagram
I received yet another summons in the mail alerting me that I have court on Monday against this person….
Manny Familia’s Family Did What Should Happen Every Time A Police Officer Dies In Line Of Duty – Banned BLM Politicians From Attending Funeral
Worcester Police Officer Manny Familia’s funeral was yesterday and the family and police asked that City Councillor’s Sean Rose,…
Dedham Teenager Pulled Unresponsive From Pool At Graduation Party, Police Seek Charges For Giving Booze To Minors Against Former State Police Detective And Sheriff Candidate Homeowner
The Boston Globe and other media outlets are reporting on an incident that happened at a graduation party in…
Kate Peter Was The Best Man In A 2016 Wedding Before Trying To Break Up Their Marriage And The Victims Are Speaking Out
Tonight on the Turtleboy Live Show we will be having on a special guest who was an old friend…
