Here’s How To Follow TB On Social Media And Subscribe To TB Daily News Instead Of Turtleboy Because TBS Won’t Be Around For That Much Longer
Following Turtleboy on social media is a unique experience. As you know if you follow the blog, we are…
Netflix And Fentanyl Asks Falmouth Facebook Group For Cash So 17 Year Old Crotch Fruit Can Have Christmas, Turns Down Offers For Help 2 Months After Meth Fender Bender
Thanksgiving has come and gone which can only mean one thing – Tis the season for single mom “my…
Fisticuffs Freddie Vows To Kick The Shit Out Of Anyone Who Fucks With Him In Southie Despite Being Self-Described “Vulnerable Sweetheart” And Victim Of Bullying
Last night on the live show we reviewed some of the stories of the week (never miss a show…
I Won’t Apologize For The Blog On The Missing New Bedford Woman Now That She’s Reportedly Dead Because I Was 100% Right
Last month we published a blog about missing New Bedford woman Jahliajia Finklea, a tribal member who had just turned…
Brockton Junkie Conquistador Hits And Kills Elderly Woman, Leaves Scene, Goes Out To Dinner With Girlfriend, Gets Defended On Brockton Hub By Fam
WCVB: A man appeared in court Friday in a hit-and-run crash that killed a 72-year-old Brockton woman earlier this week….
Half Price Jose Arrested Twice In 2 Days By Manchester And Boston Police For Whipping A Jew While Wearing A Dress And Threatening Officers Evicting A Junkie Camp
This picture from the Manchester Police Department of a man named Joseph Castro Del Rio might be the greatest…
Grandpa Coronabro Arrested For Spitting On Hikers For Not Wearing Masks In Ashburnham Is A Westford Energy Consultant Married To SJW Rabbi
Yesterday I published a blog about Grandpa Coronabro after he spit at two women on a hiking trail in…
Fitchburg Fap Mule Ignores Advice From Friends To Stop Selling Food Stamps On Facebook
This is Allen Crocker from Fitchburg. As you can see, he oozes sex appeal and is really into big…
SJW Hack Principal At Maynard Middle School Tells Kids Cops Kill Black People Because Of Institutional Racism During Morning Announcements
This is Dan Costello, the principal of Fowler Middle School in Maynard. In 2009 Costello left his position as…
Sugar Shane Shortbus Can’t Believe Blog Called Him Out For Palmer Chew And Screw, Feels Betrayed, Vows To Hunt TB Down And Run Me Over
Yesterday I published a blog about two raw dog ragamuffins from Palmer who pulled a chew and screw at…
Khaki Chan Coronbro Without Mask On Defends Leominster Liquor Store From Maskless Scofflaws By Jumping Counter And Assaulting Them
Here’s a fun video of a coronabro clerk at One Stop Liquors in Leominster in one of the great…
Fireball Felicia Proudly Brags About How She Crashed Twice While Drunk Driving In Fall River, Posts Fireball And Ass Pics For Thirsty Menfolk After Getting Bailed Out
Fall River Reporter: A New Bedford woman was arrested Sunday after multiple crashes within minutes. According to Detective Robert Rebello,…
Marty McJiggles And Fanny Devito Fight With Pants Down, Fupas Out To Determine Who Is King Of The Wawa At 2 In The Morning
Wawa’s are easily the best mini-marts in America. They’re primarily in the Philadelphia area, but they should be everywhere….
Let’s Help Ashburnham Police Identify Grandpa Coronabro For Spitting On 2 Women On A Hiking Trail For Not Wearing Masks And Being A Dumbass Like Him
Ashburnham Police are looking for a man who is perhaps the worst coronabro of all time, after he was…
If You Need A Used Dungeon Table And Chair To Complete Your Bondage Basement Furniture Then Call Up Bourne Administrator For Bargain Basement Prices
I could probably start a whole new blog just dedicated to wild shit you see for sale in Facebook…
Starving New Bedford Couple Looking For Thanksgiving Handouts Ask For Cheetos, Ice Cream, French Fries, Soda And Pizza To Be Delivered To Them
A New Bedford woman named Kayara Souto posted today on a Southcoast Facebook yard sale group asking community members…
Raw Dog Ragamuffins Get Called Out For Chew And Screw By Palmer Restaurant, Show Up In Comments Saying There Was Hair In Food, Think Turtleboy Is Going To Write Story That Helps Them
Angel’s Restaurant in Palmer is a family owned small business that like many has struggled to get by due…
State Police Looking For Career Criminal Shitbag Ryan Banton, Suspected In Shooting Of State Trooper In Hyannis
Last night in Hyannis Massachusetts State Trooper John Lennon was shot in the hand and in the chest during…
Bootleg Tiger Woods With Vendetta Against Northeastern Police Whines While Filming Cops Detain Shithead 13 Year Old Brandishing BB Gun On Campus
WHDH published a hit piece today on the campus police at Northeastern because they temporarily detained a shithead kid…
Fifth Grade Boston Public Schools Teacher Fredlocks Douglas Leads Crowd In Chant Of “Fuck The Police” While Calling Jews “Parasitic” At Statehouse Rally
Clayton “Nino” Brown is a 5th grade teacher at Holmes Elementary School in Dorchester, a self described organizer with…
