The Turtle Rider Cup Is Postponed Until May 24 Due To Charlie Baker’s Mishandling Of Commie Cold
Sorry to start off Monday with some unfortunate news, but due to commie cold we have to move the…
Turtleboy Thin Blue Line Gear Now Available In The Turtleboy Store And We Also Bit The Bullet And Made Masks
Turtleboy and law enforcement have one thing in common – we’re both constantly under attack by the woke mob….
Despite Reports That Turtleboy Is Dying We Cracked 100 Million Page Views This Morning
So this just happened. Turtleboy Sports was just a hobby for me in 2014. Six years later it’s the…
Breaking New: Signups For First Ever Turtleboy Golf Tournament At Kettle Brook Golf Club On Columbus Day Have Officially Begun
I’m pleased to announce that the first ever Turtleboy Golf Tournament will be taking place at Kettle Brook…
If You Get A Tattoo From Kaleidoscope Tattoo In Cambridge I Will Give You Free Turtle Gear Because They Deserve Your Business For Firing Anti-Cop Employee
Earlier in the week I published a blog about a Cambridge tattoo artist who decided to announce that not…
I’m Having Infamous First Amendment Attorney Marc Randazza On For A Special Edition Live Show at 9 PM
I’m having a special episode of the Live show tonight at 9 PM with special guest Attorney Marc Randazza….
Ratchet Madness Finals: Ratchet Who Drove Husband To Suicide Vs. Ratchet Who Threatens To Kill 5 Year Old Kids
All the votes have been counted in our two Final 4 matchups of Turtleboy 2020 Ratchet Madness, and we…
Vote For Which 2 Ratchets Should Advance From The Final 4 And Compete For The Championship
Voting in the Elite 8 is officially completed and we now know who our Final 4 ratchets will be…
Who Will Make The Rachet Madness 2020 Final 4? Vote Now
Today is the day legends are made. Today is the day turtle riders decide who will be in the…
Here Are You Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 2020 Elite 8
The 2020 Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Elite 8 is decided after the final matchups in the Trap Queen Region: A…
Vote For Which 2 Ratchets Should Advance To The Elite 8 In The Trap Queen Region Of TB Ratchet Madness 2020
Voting is all done in the Chudstuffer region and we’re gonna be getting the Elite 8 matchup we were…
Vote For Which 2 Ratchets Should Advance To The Elite 8 In The Chudstuffer Region Of TB Ratchet Madness 2020
Voting in the Cheesehog Region is completed and here’s the two ratchets who will square off for a spot…
Vote For Which 2 Ratchets Should Advance To The Elite 8 In The Cheesehog Region Of TB Ratchet Madness 2020
Voting in the Fupasloth Region is completed and here’s the two ratchets who will square off for a spot…
Vote For Which 2 Ratchets Should Advance To The Elite 8 In The Fupasloth Region Of TB Ratchet Madness 2020
Ratchet Madness 2020 is back, and it’s time to decide which ratchets will advance from the Sweet 16 to…
Much Like Bristol Blarney, Turtleboy Ratchet Madness Sweet 16 Is Wide Open
Voting in the Trap Queen region is completed and here are the last 4 ratchets who have advanced to…
Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 2020 Round 2: Trap Queen Region
The results are in from round 2 of the Chudstuffer region and here’s how it all played out. Amanda…
Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 2020 Round 2: Chudstuffer Region
The results are in from round 2 of the Cheesehog region and here’s how it all played out. Spoiler…
Turtleboy2020 Ratchet Madness Round 2: Cheesehog Region
Voting has concluded in Round 2 of the Fupasloth region and we now have our first four entrants into…
Turtleboy2020 Ratchet Madness Round 2: Fupasloth Region
The weekend is over which can only mean one thing – time for round 2 of Turtleboy 2020 Ratchet…
Turtleboy 2020 Ratchet Madness Round 1: Trap Queen Region
Voting is completed in the Cheeshog Region of 2020 Ratchet Madness, and for the first time we have some…
