We wrapped up voting in the 2nd round of the Mac Sauce Region last week and here are the final four ratchets who advanced to the Sweet 16.
This was the only region where the 1-2-3 seeds all advanced, although Road Rage Rollins did it the easiest. Here are the official Sweet 16 and their Las Vegas odds for being crowned champion this year.
In all my years of doing this I have never seen 4 ratchets stand out like the first four there. If anyone besides them wins it we’d have a huge upset on our hands. Although it could happen right now as the competition gets stiffer. Time to choose who should advance to the Elite 8 in the Guttermuppet Region. Click here to read their ratchet resumes.
1. Mike Giannetti vs. 4. Beast Lightning
7. BLT-123 Blimpnado vs. 14. Mansfield Antifa Teacher
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TurtleBoy is profiting from Giannetti’s image, selling shirts with his image.
Why has Giannetti not lawyer up and sued him for using his image? He is not a public figure and Aidan keeps using Giannnetti for profit from the shirts and from web traffic.
Couple of grand easy, and either Giannetti can keep the cool shirts or come to an agreement to take a piece of the pie.
Me, I would just take the profits and whatever shirts are left.
Was when Hilary lost
So shut your mouths.
Also, Turtleboy should let me post. I have contributed so much throughout the years.
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Judge Peter Cahill blasted Rep.Maxine Waters (D-CA) on Monday for her remarks Saturday that there should be unrest if the jury fails to convict Derek Chauvin in the death of George Floyd in Hennepin County, Minnesota.
Cahill was responding to a motion by Chauvin’s defense lawyer, Eric Nelson, to declare a mistrial after closing arguments because of Waters’s comments. He denied the motion, but agreed that Waters’s remarks were so egregious that they created grounds for possible appeal if Chauvin is convicted of murder or manslaughter.
“I’ll give you that Congresswoman Waters may have given you something on appeal that may result in this whole trial being overturned,” he said
Once again Mad Max is trying to fuck around and incite riots. This cunt doesn’t even live in the CA district she represents, she lives in a $6m mansion near Central LA, which her district Inglewood. There were 350 murders in Inglewood last year and 2/3rd’s of the hood is gang land. Meanwhile she lives among white people who own mansions.
Sorry I meant to say SHE lives in Central LA and HER district is in Inglewood. She is a total scumbag. She also tried to use fed bail out funds to prop up her hubby’s failing bank. WHY IS SHE STILL IN GOVERNMENT?
The House ethics committee on Monday outlined its charges against Rep. Maxine Waters, who is accused of helping a bank in which her husband owned stock secure federal bailout funds.
The committee charged the 10-term California Democrat with three counts of violating House rules and the federal ethics code in connection with her effort to arrange a 2008 meeting between Treasury officials and representatives with OneUnited bank.
The panel said Waters, who sits on the Financial Services Committee, broke a House rule requiring members to behave in a way that reflects “creditably” on the chamber. The committee said that by trying to assist OneUnited, she stood to benefit directly, because her husband owned a sizable amount of stock that would have been “worthless” if the bank failed.
Enough of that cunt, I am done.
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aidaaaan keaaarney is the author of this stuff, He’s the guy who runs this site
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Let ST blog
jaja stinks
Than the room-temperature IQ ratchets.
I burnt my fingers on a hot scroll key attempting to read yesterdays comments – damn that smarts!
Who could be so nefarious?
JaJa could have been her
All work and no play make…. Just kidding im not a tremendous homo.
Seriously though, I found myself torn between a bearded lady and an asshole schoolteacher. What a time to be alive.
Why are the top three seeds all African American?? This poll is clearly racist!
shut the fuck up , homo
I gotta tell ya, that Antifa Teacher is the biggest scumbag in the sweet 16, but she is not the most ratchet.
I really want her to win and lose her job simultaneously, but the ratchet is not strong in her – she is just an angry miserable cunt. This is coming down the B.B. Jeffrey and Gianetti.
How may of these have you done TB? Enough for a tournament of champions? The “ratchet of all ratchets” tournament? Recentcy bias may skew things but that would be a great tourney!
Hahahaha
Well done, Chicago. You guys outdid yourself this weekend. The 7 year old girl killed while at the McDonald’s drive through was a really nice detail. Minneapolis – we’re still hopeful you’ll take the spotlight away from Chimptown. Here’s hoping for a Chauvin acquittal to get things really cooking.
CHICAGO — Three people were killed and at least 21 others wounded in shootings across Chicago this weekend.
A 7-year-old girl was killed and her father was seriously wounded in a shooting Sunday afternoon as they were getting food at a McDonald’s drive-thru in the Homan Square neighborhood.
How quickly did the murder of that White Doctor and wife and grandkids by a Black man several days ago in NC vanish from the airwaves? The 4 white people murdered at that business in CA by a Hispanic man right before didn’t even make it onto most news outlets. This is a culture war going on right now, and these loony mentally diseased Progressives need to be called out and challenged at every turn. The days of remaining silent out of the concern that somebody might get offended are gone forever. These blogs about the MA public schools were the only thing drawing attention to the absolute lunacy going on in these classrooms.
Unc, please go back and delete the trash from the Ashley st Angelo blog. I want to read the real comments. It was a minor inconvenience when the Jaja troll copy and pasted her drivel, but this is next level shit. Limit the comments to a reasonable length. Fuck them. As you expose more vermin, the list of people trying to silence you grows, don’t let them win. Signed longtime poster, contributor.
Here you go, these are all the real comments you wanted:
D.B. Cooper
April 18, 2021 at 6:06 pm
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Wow. Just wow
These broken trannys and progressives should get jobs AND get their SSRI’s dosed better.
Who do you think, “Ashley”
Or the “Photographer”
Find and Block the IP Address
April 18, 2021 at 5:56 pm
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Uncle Turtleboy,
I am all for letting whackos post (1st amendment) and in addition it lets the public see how crazy the whacko posting this nonsensical bullshit really is.
All that being said, it’s just disruptive. What would really make us loyal readers happy and also chap the ass of the nut job is to find out the IP address the nut job is posting from and block it from your website.
Up to you, its not skin off my back to scroll, but just to point out the obvious, the person doing the nonstop cutting and pasting posts is very fucked up.
Wellington Circle Underwear Faggot
April 18, 2021 at 8:50 pm
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First of all, I’m not copy and pasting anything. I wrote a program to do all of it for me.
Second of all, I promise you that blocking my IP will do nothing to stop me.
Eat my shit.
Kurt
April 18, 2021 at 5:54 pm
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Scrolling works fine! jaja would of been proud….if she wasnt dead as a doornail and rotting away in the ground that is.
JaJa’s Clam Ring
April 18, 2021 at 9:52 pm
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how dare u
Kate Peter has sex with illegal aliens for vicoden
April 18, 2021 at 4:03 pm
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kamala harris fucked willie brown while both were married to others. Dirty slut, just like St.Vincent striking nurses
St.Vincent’s striking nurses fuck stray dogs and colored boys
April 18, 2021 at 3:59 pm
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Maxine waters also fucks stray dogs
Wellington Circle Underwear Faggot
April 18, 2021 at 12:43 pm
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You guys, I’m not posting these myself, I wrote a program to do it. If I press three buttons it’ll start again. It’s a programming art project. I think it’s beautiful.
I might post the complete works of shakespeare on the next post, kind of as a joke about monkeys and typewriters.
Turtz McGurtz
April 18, 2021 at 11:52 am
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Maybe Hamdia will start a go fund me for Ashley.
D.B. Cooper
April 18, 2021 at 10:43 am
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Wow. Scroll still works.
If someone is putting this much time into this, they are dangerously mentally ill.
Done with this shit
April 18, 2021 at 10:11 am
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Hey- what’s the over/under on copy&paste coking out??? I’m putting $100. on Friday. If I loose, I’ll donate the money to TBs fund. Might as well have some fun and raise some money for a good cause. Anyone else?
Bob Murchison
April 18, 2021 at 8:49 am
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It burns when I piss this morning.
Michaelangelo’s Nut Sack
April 18, 2021 at 5:16 am
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I got this one way wrong. I advised Uncle to submit to the RI judge. I didn’t realize the insanity of this person and the real danger presented. Mea Culpa.
I will advise Uncle to steer clear of Rhode Island. The place is a combination Honduras and Nineties Albania. That judge still runs free down in that cesspit.
Ed Geins Lamp Shade
April 18, 2021 at 4:51 am
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Scroll still works.jaja still stinks!!
Lou P
April 18, 2021 at 12:03 am
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Somebody anonymous needs to transform Ashley to the nest stage: Ashes. No one would miss this lunatic. This is an leech who withdraws more from society than contributes to it.
Mind Fucked by TB
April 17, 2021 at 10:39 pm
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Someone is turnt by TB. Taking over yo time and yo mind.
Mind Fucked by TB
April 17, 2021 at 10:29 pm
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This must take up an awful lot of your time. And mind. BwahahahAa!!!
WhatsThisInAsciiYouAsk?
April 17, 2021 at 9:12 pm
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Dude looks like a lady
April 17, 2021 at 8:54 pm
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Who would have thought a tyranny he she would have lost their mind in the comment section
Woody
April 17, 2021 at 8:43 pm
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You misspelled a couple words in there
Don’t go away angry, Ashfreak…just go away
April 17, 2021 at 8:33 pm
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Honestly, a nice dryer vent from the exhaust into the window will do the trick. Do yourself, us & most importantly your kids the favor.
Happy follower
April 17, 2021 at 8:31 pm
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Hi uncle
I’m a long-time follower and avid supporter of you and your cause.
I equally enjoy the stories and almost more so the comments.
but lately some idiot is posting 60 pages of bullshit @ signs That is really ruining your mission I hope you can stop this and get the website back in shape with the comments
Carry on with the great work
CONN
April 17, 2021 at 8:33 pm
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Yes..put a max character length on the comments box to avoid snowflake spam tantrums.
Bet u wish someone would spam your asshole that way.
April 17, 2021 at 8:31 pm
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Wait til he realizes Unc doesnt read the comments- this homo is just literally wasting his life for multiple days. *chefs kiss*
From those of us who despise handouts
April 17, 2021 at 7:51 pm
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Typical Liberal Gibberish
Your loving fan base here at home
April 17, 2021 at 7:48 pm
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Psssst. “Ashley”
A: You have a bitch name.
B: you fell asleep on the keyboard….
Again.
The Killoran Conservatives
April 17, 2021 at 7:44 pm
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Bret Killoran will be there with his sick tongue hanging out hoping to talk to young girl’s.
Giannetti is a tool… but beast lighting is truly a disgusting anti-human.
Hey guys just a heads up, I’ve been working double shifts on the weekends in case everyone was wondering why I didn’t post on the last two articles. Had nothing to do with that retarded spammer. Don’t worry though, I squeeze in as much Turtleboy time as possible during my 15 minute breaks so my hilarious commentary isn’t going anywhere.
And speaking of my double shifts, if anyone needs my employee discount I’ll be here all week so stop in anytime, Woburn Target right off of I-93. Just say “I’m with the Diz” at checkout for the 20% Dizio Diz-count
This years contestants could easily have won prior years – this is a battle for the ages. May the best heshe win.
….I truly didn’t think there could be anybody more pathetic than the person who keeps deep faking Spic Tormentor.
Then I saw yesterday’s comment section and the long text bombing and I realized, quite sadly, there is somebody even more lame!
jaja’s cray-cray 70 Y.O. family “friend” comes to mind..
You mean ST himself?
ST always just happens to show up like 5 minutes after his “impostor” and he’s always ranting about everyone trying to be him lol. It’s obviously just him trying to get some weird attention or some shit.
How does it feel to have me inside of your brain, 24/7?
how’s it feel when you have that 14″ dildo buried in your ass
The most effective spam comment I’ve ever seen was seen yesterday on the post before this one . The all work and no play post effectively blocked my commenting because I gave up scrolling through it . Hats off to whomever is so bored and vengeful to have done it . If they copy and paste that on future posts I will certainly stop commenting and reading comments .
It was some queermo who has given up because it didn’t fill the void where his parents love is supposed to be.
Police are questioning an 18-year-old man arrested on Friday afternoon after officers spotted him clutching an semi auto rifle at the 42nd Street-Port Authority subway station near Times Square, law enforcement sources said.
According to the NYPD, the arrest happened at about 12:30 p.m. on the mezzanine of the station along the A/C/E lines, within the confines of Transit District 1.
Officers on patrol in the area, law enforcement sources said, saw the suspect sitting at the mezzanine while holding what appeared to be an assault weapon. Citing sources, NBC New York [1] reported that the weapon appeared to be semi-automatic in nature, but was not loaded at the time. The NBC report also indicated that officers recovered from the man’s possession a bag containing ammunition and a gas mask, but NYPD sources neither confirmed nor denied that report to amNewYork Metro at this time.
The teenager, reportedly from Ohio, was taken into custody without incident, police said. A black hardcore thug who is obviously BLM, from what I have heard he was sitting around putting bullets in the AK mags and right before he put on in and locked and loaded he was taken down by half a dozen NYPD/Transit police. If he had that mag in there he would of be shot dead.
This guy obviously went to Manhattan on 42nd St A/C/E subway and intended to shoot whites and cops, probably wanting to die by cop. They got him alive, and from what I’ve heard they got his phone, social media, etc. So his BLM looser friends who planned this have a ALOT to worry about from DHS/NYPD/Ohio State Police. The hammer will come down on these dick shines.
tinyurl dot com/mczprkae
tells you alot but not everything, yet. Manhattan is intense.
When blacks stopped listening to police and following commands, blacks getting shot by police went up.
Cause and effect?
Question is: Can the simian brain process that simple fact?
Doubt it.
Minneapolis will burn. My call is that Chauvin gets the minimum.
And the poverty pimps will go as batshit crazy and Max Maxie!
I hope you are right on this, but my fear is they’ll throw the book at Chauvin in order to prevent another Rodney King/Los Angeles chimp out. Easier to throw one to the rabid dogs than burn an entire city down. It’s simple economics, but a travesty to the criminal justice system.
At least the dead ape is no longer counterfeiting money and getting high on fentanyl.
I bet it will end in a mistrial- all they need is one juror vote not-and it all goes out the window. Chaven is an asshole, but he did exactly what he was trained to do and used proper protocol. I believe his knee was on Floyd’s upper back. It is hard to tell, but if it was on his neck that was proper police protocol at the time. Not to mention he died of heart failure from the fent.
when are the deliberations going to begin?
Can I vote wifey on a mail in ballot????
Thank you Wellington Circle Underwear Faggot, that was very Christian of you.
I am Jewish, but yeah, me and Jesus are tight but I prefer Isaiah:
Isaiah 20:2-4
King James Version
2 At the same time spake the Lord by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, Go and loose the sackcloth from off thy loins, and put off thy shoe from thy foot. And he did so, walking naked and barefoot.
3 And the Lord said, Like as my servant Isaiah hath walked naked and barefoot three years for a sign and wonder upon Egypt and upon Ethiopia;
4 So shall the king of Assyria lead away the Egyptians prisoners, and the Ethiopians captives, young and old, naked and barefoot, even with their buttocks uncovered, to the shame of Egypt.
Vote Blimpnado!!
I find this hilarious. The days of old, decrepit white straight males running this country is over. Once that monster Chauvin is found innocent, we fight. I personally plan on stomping several of Boston’s “Finest”. We are anti fascist, SHARP, warriors, and we know who you all are! Get ready. You want to debate or have it out another way, I’m not hard to find @thedoherty007 on the gram. Pussies
You’re not stomping anybody out you fucking limp wristed, keyboard charlatan. There’s nothing more pathetic than some rando threatening people in an anonymous comment section. Time for bed gimpy.
I’ll probably just let you guys have your little klan meetings here in the comments for a while.
I just felt that you all didn’t appreciate enough that you get to have that because I let you.
I can dump a book of text into the comment section at any time using javascript. I just wanted you know that I can do that, and yet, I don’t.
Have a great week everyone! Enjoy the weather. Masks outside are stupid.
For the record, I am not antifa, I have more important thing to do, like waving my ass at traffic.
Also I love cops, particularly cops in Massachusetts. I’m quite aware that without the police someone would murder me for my provocatively overt and assholeish faggotry. Probably the owner of Boston Tattoo, that dude definitely wishes I were dead.
But I do think Doherty is cute so I hope he can look past my hopelessly fascist centrism and meet me for a blowie.
UsInG JaVaScRiPt DeErP!!!!
Whoa!!! You are some 1337 Haxxor!!!! I can also copy and paste!!!
It’s certainly not hacking.
And you absolutely can’t do it, that’s why you’re trying to bait me into doing it again.
Sorry you are dumb.
oooh scary!
ctrl+a
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Instant spam! So easy even a nіgger can do it!
Ah, but if you look closely you would notice it’s actually randomly generated data, not a copy and paste. Go look. Every single comment is different from every other one. That’s what makes it beautiful.
Also, I don’t have to copy and paste, the script does all the interaction for me. I’m not sitting at my computer when it’s running. I’m outside getting my hole pounded behind the state police barracks.
if this is your idea of how “powerful” you are, clearly outside of the digital world one can only assume you are an incredibly weak and terrified little bunny rabbit. Therefore, I suggest you go back into your little hole and hide!
Yeah I’m notoriously shy. You nailed it.