Kansas City Fans Might’ve Saved Us All From Months Of BLM Propaganda Bullshit By Booing The Players During Bogus “Moment Of Unity”
Although I couldn’t possibly hate the terrorist organization known as black lives matter more if I tried, and I…
Globe Reporter Matt Micropenis Porter Forces Bruins To Photoshop Boston Police Logo Off Of Charlie Coyle’s Shirt In IG Post After Tuukka Rask Wore A BPD Hat During Interview
The Boston Police Department hockey team works closely with the Boston Bruins over the years, and together they started…
God Still Loves Us More
Since this is techinically a sportball blog I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention the elephant in the room: We…
Myles Garrett Is Being Railoraded And Would Play If He Had Beaten A Check Instead Of Whiny Douchebag Mason Rudolph
Unpopular opinion – Myles Garrett shouldn’t be suspended the rest of the year, Mason Rudolph is an asshole, and…
Did Antonio Brown Really Bust A Load On A Woman’s Back Who Then Agreed To Hang Out Again Because He Pinky Swore He Wouldn’t Rape Her This Time?
NYT: Antonio Brown of the New England Patriots, the most prominent wide receiver in the N.F.L., has been accused of raping a…
OJ Simpson’s Fantasy Draft Was Slaughtered Like His Ex-Wife When He Drafted Andrew Luck An Hour Before He Retired
So this happened during the Live show tonight. Andrew Luck announces his retirement from the @NFL. https://t.co/PK9ADYBuOX — Indianapolis…
Who Would Fire The Crowd Up Most For Game 7 By Flying The Bruins Flag Tonight?
Had this debate last night during the podcast/live show – who would get the crowd and the Bruins the…
Tory Krug Murdering A Man In Cold Blood Is Living Proof That God Loves Us More
I just wanna take a moment to point out how Tory Krug was the living embodiment of the undeniable…
God Loves Us More But He Hates Kyrie Irving
We all watched the abortion of a sportball team known as the Boston Celtics bring shame to the City…
Falcons Fans Have No Idea How Lucky They Are To Get Shepherd Hill’s Chris Lindstrom In 1st Round Of NFL Draft Because They’re Not As Smart As Us
Since I used to teach at Shepherd Hill I’d be remiss if I didn’t dedicate a blog to congratulating…
Only 3 Turtle Riders – David L, Matt C, And Uncle Turtleboy Can Win This Year’s March Madness Bracket Challenge
The Final 4 is about to begin and out of 194 entries into this year’s Turtleboy Madness challenge there are…
Congrats To Jason, Who Won Free Turtleboy Gear By Scoring The Most Points In The Most Anti-Climactic NCAA Tournament Ever
The first two rounds of March “Madness” are in the books, and we have our first official winner free…
Enter Free Turtleboy March Madness Pool To Win Free Turtleboy Gear
Hey fam, if you wanna win free Turtleboy gear then enter our 2019 March Madness bracket challenge by clicking…
Official Turtleboy Bracket Predictions And Sunday Show Special
Trigger warning – Sportball discussion. Today is Selection Sunday, arguably the best day of the year for college basketball fans,…
Alexa, Who Is Going To Win The Super Bowl?
Hey Alexa, who’s gonna win the Super Bowl? Game over. We’re gonna be going live at some point today. Probably…
Will The First Player To Score A Super Bowl Touchdown Have A Jersey Number Over Or Under 26.5?
Editor’s Note: Does anyone know if it’s illegal to live stream your television on YouTube during the Super Bowl? I’m…
Neutered Mut And Callahan Not Allowed To Call Out Globe Hack Dan Shaughnessy For Not Voting Curt Schilling Into Hall Of Fame For Tweeting Turtleboy Blog About Adam Jones
To read this blog on our new ad free site TBDailyNews.com click here. In November we released all the emails that…
Top 13 Ways The Patriots Cheated To Beat The Chiefs And Win The AFC Championship
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Patriots Vs. Charges Live Blog
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Hardos Are Losing Their Minds Because Braintree High School Is Playing A Meaningless Football Game Against Milton On Wednesday Instead Of Thanksgiving
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