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Why Hurricane Irma Shows Why The Weather Channel Might Be Colin Kaepernick’s Last Chance
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Preseason NFL Turtleboy Sportball Expert Voter’s Poll
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Thanks To All The Idiot UFC Bros For Driving Down The Money Line By Betting On Conor McGregor
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Tonight’s Mayweather-McGregor Fight Could Be The Biggest Gambling Disaster Ever
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LeSean McCoy Points Out That Colin Kaepernick Isn’t Good Enough To Be A Full Time Distraction, Gets Called A Coon And Uncle Tom
LeSean McCoy Points Out That Colin Kaepernick Isn’t Good Enough To Be A Full Time Distraction, Gets Called A Coon And Uncle Tom Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…
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Danny Ainge Finally Had The Balls To Trade A Draft Pick To Acquire Kyrie Irving; LeBron Should Be Sweating Now
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John Henry Wants To Change Name Of Racist Tom Yawkey Way Even Though Fenway Group Looks Like A White Nationalist Rally
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Here Are The 3 New Hampshire Poopsmoochers Who Disgraced Tom Brady By Posing For A Picture With Roger Goodell
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How Much Of A Pussy Is David Price For Pretending To Be Injured So He Won’t Get Booed Tonight At Fenway?
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The Red Sox Have Turned Into Mean Girls And David Price Is Our Regina George And I Can’t Root For These Dickless Millenials Anymore
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Roger Goodell Saying He’s Still Mad At Matt Patricia’s Clown Shirt Shows He is The Most Thin Skinned Pussy On Planet Earth
Roger Goodell Saying He’s Still Mad At Matt Patricia’s Clown Shirt Shows He is The Most Thin Skinned Pussy On Planet Earth Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at…
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After Almost 3 Terrible Seasons, The Dumpster Fire Known As Pablo Sandoval Has Finally Been Put Out To Pasture
After Almost 3 Terrible Seasons, The Dumpster Fire Known As Pablo Sandoval Has Finally Been Put Out To Pasture Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more…
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Gordon Hayward Is A Nice Consolation Prize, But The Celtics Still Are Not Getting Past The Cavaliers This Season, Because Danny Ainge Is Chicken Shit
Gordon Hayward Is A Nice Consolation Prize, But The Celtics Still Are Not Getting Past The Cavaliers This Season, Because Danny Ainge Is Chicken Shit. Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…
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Paul George And Gordon Heyward Can’t Save The Celtics So They Shouldn’t Bother Because Kevin Durant Has Ruined The NBA
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Kevin Durant’s Meaningless Championship Is Like Losing Your Virginity To A Prostitute
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All The Rules That Don’t Apply To LeBron James In This Play Is Everything That Is Wrong With The NBA
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Depressed About The Celtics? It’s Cool – Markelle Fultz Is Coming And We Will Own The NBA For The Next 15 Years
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Read MoreIs Isaiah Thomas A Top 10 NBA Player? Here’s The Turtleboy’s Top 50 Players In The League
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The Fact That The Warriors Are Whining That They Can’t Get Crunk And Laid In Utah Is Everything That Is Wrong With The NBA
The Fact That The Warriors Are Whining That They Can’t Get Crunk And Laid In Utah Is Everything That Is Wrong With The NBA Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…
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