God Loves Us More But He Hates Kyrie Irving
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Falcons Fans Have No Idea How Lucky They Are To Get Shepherd Hill’s Chris Lindstrom In 1st Round Of NFL Draft Because They’re Not As Smart As Us
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Only 3 Turtle Riders – David L, Matt C, And Uncle Turtleboy Can Win This Year’s March Madness Bracket Challenge
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Congrats To Jason, Who Won Free Turtleboy Gear By Scoring The Most Points In The Most Anti-Climactic NCAA Tournament Ever
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Enter Free Turtleboy March Madness Pool To Win Free Turtleboy Gear
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Official Turtleboy Bracket Predictions And Sunday Show Special
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Alexa, Who Is Going To Win The Super Bowl?
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Will The First Player To Score A Super Bowl Touchdown Have A Jersey Number Over Or Under 26.5?
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Neutered Mut And Callahan Not Allowed To Call Out Globe Hack Dan Shaughnessy For Not Voting Curt Schilling Into Hall Of Fame For Tweeting Turtleboy Blog About Adam Jones
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Top 13 Ways The Patriots Cheated To Beat The Chiefs And Win The AFC Championship
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Patriots Vs. Charges Live Blog
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Hardos Are Losing Their Minds Because Braintree High School Is Playing A Meaningless Football Game Against Milton On Wednesday Instead Of Thanksgiving
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It’s Patently Unfair How Much God Loves Boston Fans More Than Everyone Else
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God Loves Us More: Lazy Piece Of Shit Manny Machado Was Blowing Bubbles With The World Series On The Line On A Play That Anyone Else Would’ve Gotten To First Base On
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I Hate David Price Even More Now For Being So Dominant And Sending The Red Sox Back To The World Series
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Transgendered Cyclist Dr. Rachel McKinnon Wins UCI Master Track Cycling But It’s Bigotry And Transphobic To Point Out Biology Is A Thing And Screwing Over Chicks In Sports Is Totally OK Now
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There’s No Way In Hell The Red Sox Didn’t Know Hanley Ramirez Might Be A Major Lawrence Fentanyl Dealer
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Kevin Durant Is A Pussy, The Warriors Championships Are Now Meaningless, And This Is Why I Wouldn’t Accept LeBron On The Celtics
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LeBron Can Never, Ever, Ever Play In The East Again After We Officially Murdered His Soul And Pissed On His Corpse, He Will Never Beat The Celtics Again
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LeBron James Has Already Given Up
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