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Transgendered Cyclist Dr. Rachel McKinnon Wins UCI Master Track Cycling But It’s Bigotry And Transphobic To Point Out Biology Is A Thing And Screwing Over Chicks In Sports Is Totally OK Now

Manchester Turtlette / October 17, 2018

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There’s No Way In Hell The Red Sox Didn’t Know Hanley Ramirez Might Be A Major Lawrence Fentanyl Dealer

Sporty McTurtle / June 22, 2018

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Kevin Durant Is A Pussy, The Warriors Championships Are Now Meaningless, And This Is Why I Wouldn’t Accept LeBron On The Celtics

Sporty McTurtle / June 9, 2018

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LeBron Can Never, Ever, Ever Play In The East Again After We Officially Murdered His Soul And Pissed On His Corpse, He Will Never Beat The Celtics Again

Turtleboy / May 15, 2018

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LeBron James Has Already Given Up

Sporty McTurtle / May 13, 2018

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“The Process” Apparently Means Al Horford Makes You His Bitch And You Give Us Free Draft Picks So Jayson Tatum Can Murder You

Sporty McTurtle / May 5, 2018

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Sign Up For Turtleboy’s Annual March Madness Pool To Win Free Turtle Gear And/Or Cash

Turtleboy / March 12, 2018

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This Is The Year Expert Bracketologist Sporty McTurtle Correctly Predicts All 68 Teams That Will Make The NCAA Tournament

Sporty McTurtle / March 11, 2018

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Pinstriped Poonstachio East Bridgewater Superintendent Shits On Girl’s Basketball Coach For Being Mea After EB Facializes Madison Park 93-7

Turtleboy / March 4, 2018

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God Still Loves Us More And We Will Win The Super Bowl Next Year

Sporty McTurtle / February 5, 2018

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Drunken Boobs Greeting The 1985 Patriots At The Airport After Making The Super Bowl Is Patriots Porn And Something Kids These Days Will Never Understand

Sporty McTurtle / February 2, 2018

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Local Boob Gets Stern Talking To After Pretending To Be On New Orleans Pelicans, Doing Stretches And Shooting Warmups With Team

Turtleboy / January 29, 2018

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Gutless Andover High School Principal Suspends Successful Hockey Coach For Not Stopping At McDonald’s On Bus Ride Home From Springfield

Turtleboy / January 25, 2018

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Top 10 Ways The Patriots Cheated To Beat The Jaguars And Win The AFC Championship

Turtleboy / January 22, 2018

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Thanks To Steelers Being The Steelers The Patriots Are Finally Going To Be Challenged In The AFC Championship, Can’t Wait

Turtleboy / January 15, 2018

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Le’Veon Bell Guaranteeing Win, Talking Shit To Random Boobs On Twitter At Midnight With 1 PM Game Tomorrow Is Why The Steelers Are Gonna Lose To Jacksonville

Turtleboy / January 14, 2018

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As Usual Butthurts Are Whining That The Patriots Win Games Because We Follow And Obey The Rules And They Don’t

Turtleboy / December 17, 2017

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Thanks Trump: Steelers Week 3 Protest Before Loss To The Bears Is The Reason The Patriots Will Have Homefield Throughout The Playoffs

Sporty McTurtle / December 17, 2017

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Glorious Jacksonville Boobs Take A Stand Against The Biggest Trashbag, Race Baiting Organization That Has Ever Existed – Michael Bennett’s Seattle Seahawks

Turtleboy / December 11, 2017

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The Non-Political Reasons Why ESPN Is A Sinking Ship

J-Dub / November 26, 2017

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Transgendered Cyclist Dr. Rachel McKinnon Wins UCI Master Track Cycling But It’s Bigotry And Transphobic To Point Out Biology Is A Thing And Screwing Over Chicks In Sports Is Totally OK Now

There’s No Way In Hell The Red Sox Didn’t Know Hanley Ramirez Might Be A Major Lawrence Fentanyl Dealer

Kevin Durant Is A Pussy, The Warriors Championships Are Now Meaningless, And This Is Why I Wouldn’t Accept LeBron On The Celtics

LeBron Can Never, Ever, Ever Play In The East Again After We Officially Murdered His Soul And Pissed On His Corpse, He Will Never Beat The Celtics Again

LeBron James Has Already Given Up

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“The Process” Apparently Means Al Horford Makes You His Bitch And You Give Us Free Draft Picks So Jayson Tatum Can Murder You

Sign Up For Turtleboy’s Annual March Madness Pool To Win Free Turtle Gear And/Or Cash

This Is The Year Expert Bracketologist Sporty McTurtle Correctly Predicts All 68 Teams That Will Make The NCAA Tournament

Pinstriped Poonstachio East Bridgewater Superintendent Shits On Girl’s Basketball Coach For Being Mea After EB Facializes Madison Park 93-7

God Still Loves Us More And We Will Win The Super Bowl Next Year

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Drunken Boobs Greeting The 1985 Patriots At The Airport After Making The Super Bowl Is Patriots Porn And Something Kids These Days Will Never Understand

Local Boob Gets Stern Talking To After Pretending To Be On New Orleans Pelicans, Doing Stretches And Shooting Warmups With Team

Gutless Andover High School Principal Suspends Successful Hockey Coach For Not Stopping At McDonald’s On Bus Ride Home From Springfield

Top 10 Ways The Patriots Cheated To Beat The Jaguars And Win The AFC Championship

Thanks To Steelers Being The Steelers The Patriots Are Finally Going To Be Challenged In The AFC Championship, Can’t Wait

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Le’Veon Bell Guaranteeing Win, Talking Shit To Random Boobs On Twitter At Midnight With 1 PM Game Tomorrow Is Why The Steelers Are Gonna Lose To Jacksonville

As Usual Butthurts Are Whining That The Patriots Win Games Because We Follow And Obey The Rules And They Don’t

Thanks Trump: Steelers Week 3 Protest Before Loss To The Bears Is The Reason The Patriots Will Have Homefield Throughout The Playoffs

Glorious Jacksonville Boobs Take A Stand Against The Biggest Trashbag, Race Baiting Organization That Has Ever Existed – Michael Bennett’s Seattle Seahawks

The Non-Political Reasons Why ESPN Is A Sinking Ship

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