Myles Garrett Is Being Railoraded And Would Play If He Had Beaten A Check Instead Of Whiny Douchebag Mason Rudolph


Unpopular opinion – Myles Garrett shouldn’t be suspended the rest of the year, Mason Rudolph is an asshole, and the Steelers are a bunch of whining pussies.

That’s my hot sportball take. I really don’t have much more to say than that. If Myles Garrett had done that same exact thing to a woman in a hotel hallway he’d be the Browns third down running back. Oh wait, they already have a third round running back that did that and his name is Kareem Hunt. Mason Rudolph is a punk who tried ripping Garrett’s helmet off and then came after him. Garrett was 1,000% in the wrong for using the helmet as a weapon and could’ve killed him. But he didn’t, and everyone’s fine now. We pay these dudes to be violent sociopaths for our entertainment. We don’t get to pearl clutch when they snap. Plus, Garrett is top five defensive player in the NFL right now on a competitive team that WILL make the playoffs. The league is a better place with him in it.



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98 Comment(s)
  • Jon Tudor
    November 18, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    “If it was Rothlisberger or Brady he wouldn’t dare…”
    That’s because Rothlisberger or Brady wouldn’t do something so stupid to provoke such a response. Rudolph started it by trying to take off Garrett’s helmet and failed. That practice squad QB got what he deserved.

  • Drew
    November 18, 2019 at 10:09 am

    “WILL make the playoffs”


  • UnHappy Gilmore
    November 18, 2019 at 9:49 am

    We had bigger fights as kids playing sand lot football, basketball, baseball and hockey with friends and family as opponents. Just the nature of sports. So what, he had a Happy Gilmore moment. We still celebrate the Bruins/Islanders fight where the Bruins went into the seats to fight fans, as I remember one of the bruins beat a fan with the fan’s shoe. TB is right, he is being rail roaded.

    • Y
      November 18, 2019 at 11:03 am

  • He Aint Coming Back
    November 17, 2019 at 7:16 pm

    Tabloids say the Gronk will be announcing his Gronk CBD line on Tuesday. In 5 years He will also say which Patriots used weed.

  • Charles in Charge
    November 17, 2019 at 7:02 pm


    You are a virtue signaling cocksucker
    Your blog is a fucking joke
    No wonder you were fired as a school teacher
    You suck black dick

    • WeRFucked
      November 18, 2019 at 8:18 am

      That you actually care to take the time to change your ip address to like your own comments, so as to make it look like so many agree with you. (They don’t.)

      Or… so many haters agree with you… yet here they are helping TBS with page views, and spending their obviously not very valuable spare time reading the blog they want people to hate.

      You realize how stupid people who hate this blog really are? They hate the blog… yet they read it. If you truly hated the blog you wouldn’t be here. So no, I’m not buying it Charlie.

      Keep on reading. Keep on hating. It only helps TBS when he shows his page views to advertisers.

  • longerjohn
    November 17, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    hey tb – later dickhead…

  • longjohn
    November 17, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    uncle turtleboy is a complete moron and has never played on a serious sports team in its life. just deleted my tbs bookmark and will NEVER return. And I’m actually sorry I donated any cash to this shitshow. good luck idiots…

    • William Beeley
      November 18, 2019 at 1:36 am

      It’s not an airport, no need to announce your departure. Just go

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      November 18, 2019 at 8:24 am

      Big Mason Rudolph fan? If so…. why? Also, don’t answer, pussy.

  • Holy Shit
    November 17, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    76 comments on how fucked up the NFL is and Krapperneck just keeps the ball rolling. Put up a new goddamn article already.

    • backgroundmusic
      November 17, 2019 at 2:06 pm

    • WeRFucked
      November 18, 2019 at 8:22 am

      Holy Shit you’re stupid. Can’t you see 50 of these comments are from the same person?
      Simple click of a button and the ip address is changed. Two-three minutes latter another comment.

      Being fat & stupid is no way to go through life H.S.

      • you are fucked in the head
        November 18, 2019 at 8:47 pm

        fuckoff homo fanboy

  • Finn
    November 17, 2019 at 11:24 am

    What a bunch of fucking idiots.
    Anyone who has read this blog for any amount of time will tell you that part of the charm is they make up creative words in the Titles. Did you really believe fupaslop or grundlemuffin are real words?
    You’re just showing your stupidity in not knowing this. (Title stays)

    Get Fucked,
    The real Finn

  • Helmet Head retard
    November 17, 2019 at 11:00 am

    You can take the monkey out of the jungle but you can’t take the jungle out of the monkey that being said how come none of these over paid ass hats get charged with Assault and battery Or in this case with a dangerous weapon that’s what would happen to me so if you dumb asses don’t think it’s so bad why don’t you let someone bang you over the head with a helmet see how it feels

    • Ayanna Elvis Presseley
      November 17, 2019 at 2:34 pm

      Michael Bloomberg wants the presidency so bad, that he just apologized for being white and said enforcing the law was a mistake. He is pandering to the criminal chimps. Blacks will be allowed to commit any crime they want soon.

  • howard graves
    November 17, 2019 at 10:41 am

    use psiphon
    it’s free
    and protects YOU when turtleboy decides your information as a commenter needs to be doxxed

  • shit poster
    November 17, 2019 at 7:39 am

    ha ha, turtledick the free speech champion is now censoring some posts, what a homo bitch

    • yetthisisyoursong
      November 17, 2019 at 10:18 am

  • Dick Gosinya
    November 17, 2019 at 7:27 am

    Check/chick….whatever. The writing skills here are abysmal on every level. His grammar, diction, syntax, and basic grasp of proper English are on a grade school level.

    • WeRFucked
      November 17, 2019 at 7:43 am

      And here you are… reading it everyday.

    • Dick GoZinya
      November 17, 2019 at 10:51 am

      Hey asshole if your going to steal my name at least get the spelling right…

  • Vinnie severe
    November 17, 2019 at 1:55 am

    It’s a known fact Bob Kraft used to pay lawyer Malloy to fuck him up the ass while Jonathan watched

    • Tommy Topsfield
      November 17, 2019 at 3:19 am

      don’t you have some kids to neglect or EBT cards to sell for cash? do me a huge favor and treat yourself to a nice nap and shot of heroin in the tub, don’t come back this time

  • Jason T
    November 17, 2019 at 1:49 am

    That’s rich you putting down an NFL qb
    What have you done
    You write a half assed blog viewed by Shit heads like us
    Get your head out of your ass

  • Tommy Topsfield
    November 17, 2019 at 12:43 am

    my only takeaway is that Mason Rudolph has one of the most punchable faces I’ve ever seen. he will be selling Hondas and raping chicks at the local Applebees while Garrett is making probowls. fuck the steelers

    • Cheeseman
      November 17, 2019 at 1:42 am


      I see you really love lawn jockeys
      You’re sister probably fucks them
      This QB made an NFL roster What have you done
      You probably sell Hondas yourself you fucking dildo

  • Cheeseman
    November 17, 2019 at 12:23 am

    He didn’t teach English he taught introduction to fellatio
    Until he was fired

  • Publius
    November 16, 2019 at 10:21 pm

    Garret got a fair penalty. Nothing more nothing less. TB like yahoo clickbait.

  • Myles garret
    November 16, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    Take that you racist cracka.

  • Constructive Criticism
    November 16, 2019 at 9:00 pm

    I believe the term you were looking for is * railroaded. Work on the editing. It is also annoying that DS, who clearly writes like Bret speaks, tries to insert drama into every comment section. One more thing, if you really want a credible podcast or become a Barstool Sports, your podcasts need to be on the same time and on a schedule. You probably lose some of your listeners, because you clearly only do the show if you have nothing better to do.

  • BobnMic
    November 16, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    Unintelligent posters many of you. I’ll chew you up and spit you out.

  • Dr. Fill
    November 16, 2019 at 5:26 pm

    TB was definitely not an English teacher.

  • Vinnie severe
    November 16, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    Does anybody actually think that bob the pervert kraft gives a shit about the darkies that play on the pats
    Other than his interest in viewing them on the hidden cameras he has in the locker room and Shit house

  • Vinnie Severe
    November 16, 2019 at 5:19 pm

    Does anyone think any apes read this blog?
    Maybe this turtle boy asshole is trying to get the handful of blacks who can read to tune in

  • Cheeseman
    November 16, 2019 at 5:14 pm

    You shouldn’t be commenting on this Adrianne
    You never played any contact sports or been in a fight in your life
    You were a fucking half assed school teacher until they fired you
    Stick to what you know
    People parked in HP spots you asshole

    • William Beeley
      November 17, 2019 at 1:31 am

      Are you the leader of the beta thems in here today? For somethey who’s wants him to stop writing articles you see to know alot about them.. clown

  • William Beeley
    November 16, 2019 at 4:04 pm

    I’m starting to see that the beta cowards come here to comment because they are to afraid to show their faces in fb.. what a bunch of losers.

    • Unsung Faith
      November 16, 2019 at 4:58 pm

      The anonymity addicts them. It don’t take no Dr. Drew to figure out the psych reasons. Total losers who know it, and are beta bitches forever with no chance of it changing. It is one thing to shame these ratchets that you blog about, and I support it. It’s the clowns that are commenting in an obvious effort to defame TB, by acting like a representative of its real followers.

    • Turd Burglar
      November 16, 2019 at 6:44 pm

      Yet here you are, commenting with anonymity. Fuck off, you fucking ponce.

      • Dyke
        November 16, 2019 at 6:46 pm

        Yet? Try speaking english. Bulldyke.

        • Solly
          November 16, 2019 at 8:00 pm

          Yeah. Yet IS a word in English, fucknut.

          • Pieface
            November 16, 2019 at 8:12 pm

            “Yet” to begin a sentence isn’t how to speak english.

          • Grammar Nazi
            November 17, 2019 at 9:16 am

            You can start a sentence with yet. However, you would need proper punctuation. Correct: Yet, you still come to this page. Notice the comma after the introductory yet.

        • Chess
          November 17, 2019 at 1:46 am


          You’re mother was probably a dyke
          Eat shit and die you fucking Spanish American poag

        • lowiq
          November 17, 2019 at 2:13 pm

          Grammar nazi I said “Yet” to start a sentence is not how you speak English. He didn’t start with “Yet,”. Your IQ is low and you can’t figure out how or why. But it is.

      • William Beeley
        November 17, 2019 at 1:17 am

        Ummm, my name is Billy Beeley jr. How’s that beta? See how strong and brave I am? You pathetic losers can come watch me comment on the Tbfb articles if you want.. sometimes I even disagree with them all by myself! You might not be interested tho, since I don’t make up fake, outlandish insults like “no one reads this” or “you’re a rapist” Do you “thems” ever just sit back and wonder how you got to be so pathetic in life? I’m genuinely curious as to how pathetic someone has to be to embrace the fact that they are an irrelevant little bitch.. Is it because you finally found acceptance from a group of other bitches? You found other betas to lash out with?

    • Why I don’t comment on FB
      November 17, 2019 at 9:53 am

      Some people don’t comment on FB because they have professional careers and don’t want to be associated with a blog such as TB. The podcasts could be fun, but the vulgar language from Bret make them impossible to listen to. If it weren’t for the vulgarity, I would not only comment on FB, but share the articles and links to the blogs. I would hate for a colleague to catch a few minutes of Bret on the podcast and wonder “why is Joe listening to this?” TB is not going to make it with 200-400 people listening. I’ve watched a live podcast with 15 listeners before! He will not change his vulgar Bret platform, so he will never be successful. The problem is, TB never reads these comments (he has said that multiple times), so making suggestions for him is pointless.

  • Finn
    November 16, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    Stay out out of sports, dumbass.

    Browns aren’t making the playoffs, dumbass.

    Your blogs suck, your website is cancer, nobody watches your youtube videos, give up.

    Get fucked,


  • Shithead
    November 16, 2019 at 3:35 pm

    Another shit head.

  • Meeeaahh
    November 16, 2019 at 2:54 pm


  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    November 16, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    As punishment they should be forced to ride on the Fung Wah Buses.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      November 16, 2019 at 4:21 pm

      Or force them to ride rickshaw, right Lee?

      • Rick Shaw
        November 17, 2019 at 11:47 am

        Oh, FUCK yeah…

      • capone181
        Lee Ho
        November 17, 2019 at 12:45 pm

        We need Rick Shaw on MA pike.

        With sexy Asian girl driver.

  • bill fleming
    November 16, 2019 at 2:19 pm

    It is time for the police to protest the brutality that occurs on a weekly basis by NFL players.

  • Another Stupid Player
    November 16, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    I’m not shocked by anything these assholes do. What do you expect? There are some quality guys who play in the NFL Unfortunately there are also some real pieces of shit. They’re having a special tryout for one today too

  • hartf811
    Hart Ford
    November 16, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    Put Africans in chain gangs picking up trash across America. Those that behave can go into a new WPA program to rebuild our infrastructure on the cheap. They will learn how to work or die trying. Close down the NFL. The white guys can be car salesmen and bartenders. World needs more bartenders.

  • Crapface
    November 16, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    Someone should shit on his face.

  • Uncle kraft
    November 16, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    All I did was traffic children so TB is right.

  • Cheeseman
    November 16, 2019 at 12:47 pm

    Why don’t you stop embarrassing yourself and end your ridiculous blog or whatever the fuck you call it
    It’s like something HS kids would put out
    Your head lines are so fucking stupid and there’s no rditing

    • Proofreder here
      November 16, 2019 at 5:20 pm

      Perhaps youd like to hire me to do your rditing? Im out of beer money, the Listerine has run out, and the vanilla extract is nearly gone.

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        November 18, 2019 at 8:01 am

        “youd”. “rditing”.

        I think you just failed the interview. 🙂 🙂

        • Proofreder here
          November 18, 2019 at 8:41 am

          Did you hear that ‘whoosh’ noise? That was the comment going over your head.

          • dowen0895
            Dick Scratcher
            November 18, 2019 at 9:51 am

            Well played. Cunt. 🙂

    • Norris
      November 16, 2019 at 8:01 pm

      LOL if that’s all you got, Uncle TB must have you REAL BAD.

  • Stuck the Feelers
    November 16, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    I completely agree with you! Mason Rudolph was mad he threw 4 picks and was sacked a few plays in a row to end the game. He instigated the entire thing. Fuck the Steelers. They’ve always played dirty and are now whining because they finally got what they deserved.

    • Vince SCUMbardi
      November 16, 2019 at 3:24 pm

      Turtleboy is a joke. He is just an angry prick who just fires away at the keyboard when he is upset. He used to actually report newsworthy data. Now he just furiously airs his opinions. Ad free scumboy for $10 a month guys. You scum

  • Bob
    November 16, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    Anything for clicks

    • Aj
      November 16, 2019 at 12:33 pm

      I love your articles but damn you need spellcheck bro. Sometimes I have no fucking idea what point you are trying to make

      • Var the Sword
        November 16, 2019 at 8:03 pm

        This is the era of hyper-fast information, instant gratification, and degrading communication skills. This kind of shit really shouldn’t be surprising you anymore. It doesn’t make the information any less pertinent, it just means you’re a short attention-span having piece of shit.

  • Surely we have not run out of ratchets!
    November 16, 2019 at 12:03 pm

    Big fan of the blog, and I guess I am not going to agree every time, and this is certainly one of those times.

    I standby my offer to hang around outside a Lids store, wait for somebody to a flat brimmed Bulls hat, and then follow them around, that should be good for a lead!

  • Daniel Sullivan
    The Real Shane Hoban
    November 16, 2019 at 11:41 am

    All I know is that mother fucker would never had tried that shit with me. But then y’all bitches all ready know. I’m born in a upper middle class neighborhood in Quincy but pretend to be a tough guy from the mean streets of Southie. I know peeps who ran with Whitey so mother fuckers better recognize the real ness. Fuck Bitch. I’m coming for everyone.

    • The fake Shane Hoban
      November 16, 2019 at 12:06 pm

      I didn’t know patients at Bridgewater State Hospital got internet access.

      Get better Shane!

  • Mutnansky
    November 16, 2019 at 11:32 am

    TB this proves what an ignorant asshole you are
    Your monthly attempt to virtue signal
    You should hang it up

  • Cheeseman
    November 16, 2019 at 11:30 am

    Iffen I was white yo motha fuckahs wouldn’t say shit about da beat down
    It wasn’t even me Y’all think it was me because we all look alike

  • Victor Huho
    November 16, 2019 at 11:26 am

    You’re wrong he’s a violent criminal ape who belongs in prison with the rest of his race

  • Dad
    November 16, 2019 at 11:14 am

    A feeble attempt at trying to live up to the sports in TB. Now go back to being a nerd…

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    November 16, 2019 at 11:12 am

    Stop wearing helmets, problem solved.

    • McGloyne
      November 16, 2019 at 8:04 pm

      Oh fuck yeah. Turn the NFL into Thunder Dome, bitch!

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      November 18, 2019 at 8:00 am

      Great shout.

      That game already exists and is called rugby, and it’s for real men, not pussies in shoulder pads and helmets.

      • Hugh-Bo Monts
        November 18, 2019 at 1:12 pm

        Different game, different rules. I watched the last 2 world cup matches a couple weeks ago. If the ‘hits’ were as hard as pro football, they’d be wearing pads and helmets. Some players were wearing the girly helmets, probably to protect their ears.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    November 16, 2019 at 10:54 am

    This is a travesty! Myles was just trying to help put the White put his helmet back on! Myles was punished for being Black! smh.

  • JD
    November 16, 2019 at 10:38 am

    The most offensive and dumbest thing about this post is saying the Browns will make the playoffs.

  • randiguy2006
    November 16, 2019 at 10:38 am

    Jesus do you have spell check?
    You were a teacher?

    • Pedojew’s
      November 18, 2019 at 12:23 am

      He’s a Jew he belongs in an oven not the Oval Office.

  • My goodness
    November 16, 2019 at 10:14 am

    Does anyone not proofread these lists anymore?

    November 16, 2019 at 10:14 am

    Are you absolutely NUTS? With that opinion I tend to think so!

  • BucketNutz
    November 16, 2019 at 10:01 am

    (Channeling my inner SJW):
    Plus, Rudolph is a card carrying Trump supporter, hence he deserved it.

    • bucketnutz sucks black cock
      November 17, 2019 at 7:23 am

      you’re a Pete Butigieg supporter you cocksucking dimwit, fuck you and all your liberal asswipe friends

  • Street Wars
    November 16, 2019 at 9:58 am

    1. He shouldn’t get suspended because pro athletes in the WWE hit each other over the head with folding chairs and ladders all the time and they never get suspended because both sports are just entertainment.
    2. Garrets a punk. He only pulled that shit because the QB was Rudolph. If it was Rothlisberger or Brady he wouldn’t dare.

    • hartf811
      Do you like movies about gladiators?
      November 16, 2019 at 1:53 pm

      Pulled apart by horses in his home stadium.

  • whatevuh
    November 16, 2019 at 9:50 am

    Railoraded ?

    • whatevuh
      November 16, 2019 at 9:52 am

      CHECK – Chick? maybe

      • G
        November 16, 2019 at 10:15 am

        the spelling on this site is absolutely brutal

      • TurtleCovfefe
        November 16, 2019 at 1:13 pm


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