Queefbag Attorney Calls Braintree Cops On Restaurant For Being Over 25% Capacity After Tipping Nothing
Update: Sean Downing was let go and no longer works for Keches Law Firm. Got an email from a…
Methuen Meat Maestro Who Ran For State Rep And Governor’s Council Attempts To Bang Dozens Of Strange Women By Sexually Harassing Them With Tall Tales About Girth, Gets Called Out For Criminal Past
This is Nick Torresi from Methuen. Nick is yet another in a long line of Internet creeps who sexually…
Fam Says Lowell Police Aren’t Doing Enough To Find Woman Beating Man Who Jumped Into Concord River To Avoid Going To Jail And They’re Protesting And Profiting Off His Death
This is Moses Harris from Lowell. Moses has been arrested for domestic abuse 3 times in the last 2…
Soy Boy Chapelle Films Boston Cops, Says He Fears They’ll Breonna Taylor Him After They Respond To Call For Armed Burglar In His Dorchester House
This is James Walker, who went to private school in Milton but now lives in Boston and works as…
Middleton Nurse Upset Over Rumors Of Kids Playing Together Asks For Schools To Be Remote Then Travels To Arizona For Holidays
Middleton is one of the only communities in Massachusetts whose School Committee voted 4-1 to reopen their schools in…
After Closing Schools Due To High COVID Positivity Leominster Superintendent Flies To Florida For Essential Activity Of Watching Tom Brady Play Football
This is Leominster Public Schools Superintendent Paula Deacon. Leominster was the first of many districts in the state to…
Bootleg Doctor Richard Kimball From Dana-Farber Says That You Are A Selfish Ignorant Shithead Who Killed People If You Visited Family On Christmas Or Went Out On New Years Eve
This is Dr. Paul Morrison, the Principal Scientist at Dana-Farber Cancer Institute, Director of the Molecular Biology Core Facilities at Dana-Farber…
Meet Tom Derosier: Poster Child For How To Go From Diehard Turtle Rider To Turtleboy Famous Overnight
I’m a pretty busy guy, what with being sued all the time and running two website that are constantly…
Beef Curtain Betty Calls Bridgewater Police On TB For Using Screenshots Of Her Facebook Posts In Blog Exposing Corrupt Brockton Official, Says Gym Owners Are Jealous She Gets To Party
This is Beth Proman-Curtin from Bridgewater. Last week screenshots of Facebook posts she made appeared on TB because she…
Whiskey Ed Prisby Joins The Turtleboy Graveyard And Resigns In Disgrace After Being Exposed Maskless In Liquor Store And Doing A Drunken Live Stream He Pulled Down
Before Christmas we exposed Grafton Board of Selectman member and ambulance chasing attorney Ed Prisby for going into a…
Quincy Queeferino Shames Downtown Restaurant For Allowing People To Eat Food Without Masks On While She Picks Up Takeout
This is Sue Jackson from Quincy. Over the weekend she decided to put her brave face and went out…
Braintree Breakfast Becky Demands More Regulation Of Holbrook Cafe After Coming Within 2 Feet Of Other Human Being, Barely Surviving Before Running Out With Mask On
This is Kimberley Brooks Holbert from Braintree. She recently had a VERY disturbing experience at the Connection Cafe in…
Chicopee City Councilor Kielbasa Kenny Says Women Should Expect To Be Sexually Harassed Because They Do It To Him All The Time, Explains Why It’s Easy For Him To Insert Yogurt Slinger Into Loose Vagina
This is Lucjan Galecki from Chicopee. He’s a local meathead who cuts trees for a living and somehow got…
Burlington Bone Ranger Tells Woman She’s A Damaged Miserable Ugly Fat Cunt After She Asks Him To Stop Sending Unsolicited Dick Pics
This is David Buxbaum from Burlington. As you can see, he is a grown man in his 30’s with…
Idiots Defend Gina Raimondo After Getting Caught At Wine And Painting Event In Bar Without Mask On Despite Health Director Having Commie Cold, New Orders Shutting Down Gyms And Banning Events Like This
Over the weekend Rhode Island’s Health Department Director Nicole Alexander-Scott tested positive for commie cold, despite always having a mask on…
Rockport Regina Warns People Not To Order From Chinese Takeout Place Because She Almost Died When Another Customer Wasn’t Wearing A Mask
This is Amy Master from Rockport. And she’s NOT happy that a Chinese takeout place in town nearly killed…
Rocky Chode Celebrates Closure Of Rhode Island Gyms Because He Feels Unsafe Despite Getting Arrested For DUI And Never Exercising
Some hack judge in Rhode Island ordered that a gym owner in defiance of a state mandated lockdown on…
Worcester School Committee Member Molly McCullough Thinks You’re Stupid And Can’t See This Picture Of Her Partying With Worcester Teachers Without A Mask On Right Before Voting To Close Schools
Follow the science. That’s my motto. For instance, if President Anthony Fauci tells me that schools should be open…
New Pizza Shop In Fitchburg Opened Up By Couple Most Famous For Scamming Mentally Handicapped Men Into Running Up Credit Cards For Them And Trying To Get Them To Sign Over Social Security
This is Tracy and Shaun Barnjum from Fitchburg. Two years ago around this time they were charged after conning…
Let’s Help Ashburnham Police Identify Grandpa Coronabro For Spitting On 2 Women On A Hiking Trail For Not Wearing Masks And Being A Dumbass Like Him
Ashburnham Police are looking for a man who is perhaps the worst coronabro of all time, after he was…
