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Delaware Grundlenugget Goes Full Ratchet On Veteran For Having His Service Dog At A Restaurant, Says They Called Her Racial Slurs, Video Shows Ohterwise
Delaware Grundlenugget Goes Full Ratchet On Veteran For Having His Service Dog At A Restaurant, Says They Called Her Racial Slurs, Video Shows Ohterwise Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email…
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Worcester Mayor Joe Petty Is My Mutual Friend Of This Facebook Porn Bot Who Requested Me, Because He’s A Very, Very Stupid Person
Worcester Mayor Joe Petty Is My Mutual Friend Of This Facebook Porn Bot Who Requested Me, Because He’s A Very, Very Stupid Person Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…
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Malden Fertility Factory Makes Viral Video Complaining About Free Hotel She’s Been In For 5 Years With Kids, Has Lots Of Cash For Tattoos, Shopping Sprees, Getting Drunk
Malden Fertility Factory Makes Viral Video Complaining About Free Hotel She’s Been In For 5 Years With Kids, Has Lots Of Cash For Tattoos, Shopping Sprees, Getting Drunk Want to…
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Wilmington Middle School Psycho Parents Get Washington DC Field Trip Cancelled For Harassing Teachers For Not Giving Their Child A Free Donut
Wilmington Middle School Psycho Parents Get Washington DC Field Trip Cancelled For Harassing Teachers For Not Giving Their Child A Free Donut Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at…
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Bolton DJ, Comcast Employee Colin Brine Celebrates Death Of Hero Dunstable Soldier Who Died In Training Exercise Because Of Middle School Hurt Feelings
Bolton DJ, Comcast Employee Colin Brine Celebrates Death Of Hero Dunstable Soldier Who Died In Training Exercise Because Of Middle School Hurt Feelings Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…
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Homeless Dude Pisses Off Drivers, Runs In Traffic & Almost Gets His Ass Kicked But His 1st Amendment Rights Are More Important Than Your Safety
Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information. There are some towns and cities in New Hampshire that are actively battling the…
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Crusty Queefhag Gets The Providence Dancing Cop Pulled From Parade Gig, But Jokes On Her In Epic SJW Fail
Providence Journal: SOUTH KINGSTOWN, R.I. — Unlike the last five years, “Dancing Cop” Tony Lepore will not be part of the annual South Kingstown Fire Fighters Relief Association parade on…
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This Chud Dumpling Skinny Jeaned Panhandler Who Brings A Woman And Child With Him To Get More Pity Cash Can Eat My ChoadÂ
This Chud Dumpling Skinny Jeaned Panhandler Who Brings A Woman And Child With Him To Get More Pity Cash Can Eat My Choad Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…
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Why Are Cumberland Farms & Barstool Sports Employing Typecasted Actor Michael Rapaport As He’s Attacking A 2 Year Old And Sexually Harassing Women On Twitter?
Why Are Cumberland Farms & Barstool Sports Employing Typecasted Actor Michael Rapaport As He’s Attacking A 2 Year Old And Sexually Harassing Women On Twitter? Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…
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Typecasted D List Movie Extra Michael Rapaport Tells Turtleboy To Get Off His D Cuz We’re A Groupie, After Trying To Drill Jemele Hill By Kissing Her Ass
Typecasted D List Movie Extra Michael Rapaport Tells Turtleboy To Get Off His D Cuz We’re A Groupie, After Trying To Drill Jemele Hill By Kissing Her Ass Want to…
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Free Turtleboy Mug To The First Person To Snitch On The Dingdongs Did Donuts On This Millbury Soccer Field And Took Soccer Away From Children
Free Turtleboy Mug To The First Person To Snitch On The Dingdongs Did Donuts On This Millbury Soccer Field And Took Soccer Away From Children Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…
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Turns Out The Victims Shot On I-93 Were Related To The Racist Diesels Of New England Facebook Group And Since The Suspect Is Black You Can Imagine The Reaction
Turns Out The Victims Shot On I-93 Were Related To The Racist Diesels Of New England Facebook Group And Since The Suspect Is Black You Can Imagine The Reaction Want…
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Meet Kyle Shockley: Failed Cop Block Dracut Gash Mallet Filming And Harassing The Lowell Police Because He Has No Life
Meet Kyle Shockley: Failed Cop Block Dracut Gash Mallet Filming And Harassing The Lowell Police Because He Has No Life Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…
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Warwick Creamsicle Decides To Ruin His Hardwood Flooring Business By Calling Black People Racial Slurs Repeatedly On Facebook And Victimizing Himself
Warwick Creamsicle Decides To Ruin His Hardwood Flooring Business By Calling Black People Racial Slurs Repeatedly On Facebook And Victimizing Himself Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected]…
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Braintree High Territory War Over Parking Gets Entitled Crotch Fruit Rightfully Spanked With Tickets – Butthurt Ensues
When you get territorial over a parking lot you might be an idiot. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information, and check out our website…
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Husky Welfare Walrus Begs For Food Stamps While Bragging About Gambling Winnings, Hoarding Jordans, And Dreaming About Snagging Himself An Ugly Sugar Mama
If there’s anyone who could benefit from the refreshing gluten-free, non-GMO, antioxidant-packed, green tea-mango, hold the whipped cream, Pure Juz smoothie, it’s this husky fartbox. But, naaah, he’s too busy…
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Turns Out Seahawks Michael Bennett’s Viral Post About Police Brutality Because He’s Black Was A Lie; He Ran When Cops Told Him Not To During Active ShooterÂ
Turns Out Seahawks Michael Bennett’s Viral Post About Police Brutality Because He’s Black Was A Lie; He Ran When Cops Told Him Not To During Active Shooter Want to advertise…
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Hurricane Ratchet Reaches Conclusion That Trump Caused Harvey And Irma To Wipe Out Minorities In Miami And Houston
Hurricane Ratchet Reaches Conclusion That Trump Caused Harvey And Irma To Wipe Out Minorities In Miami And Houston Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information….
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ESPN Employee Nate Silver Tweets Out Meme Mocking Boston Marathon Victim Martin Richard’s Brother, Still Up Hours Later Even Though He Knows Who It Is Now
ESPN Employee Nate Silver Tweets Out Meme Mocking Boston Marathon Victim Martin Richard’s Brother, Still Up Hours Later Even Though He Knows Who It Is Now Want to advertise with…
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