Meet Alexander Flores: The Great Barrier Queef Who Parked His Car Next To A Lawrence Fire Hydrant During A 3 Alarm Fire
We’ve identified the great barrier queef whose Honda Accord got penetrated by the Lawrence Fire Department because the driver…
Prepubescent Peter Who Drove Truck That Killed 7 Bikers In NH Has Criminal Record, Videos Doing Donuts In Work Parking Lot, Filming Himself While Driving, Ratchet Vernacular
Seven bikers died in a horrific accident with a truck in upstate New Hampshire on Friday. They were part…
Crian Waters Says It’s Good That He Lost His Lawsuit Against Me Because…..I’m Committing A Felony Before Show Cause Hearing?
Despite Crian Waters having his lawsuit against Turtleboy thrown out by a judge, AND having that same judge make…
Stinky Poo Poo Butt And Slam Donkey Wife Spend Week Harassing Leominster, Worcester, Lancaster Police With Mixed Results
This grimy ball of transfat and pubic hair is Josh Russell from somewhere in Texas. He’s evidently moved to…
Harry J. Blige Abuses Dog On Video At Pittsfield Common, Gets To Keep It Anyway Despite Animal Cruelty Charges, Goes Full Ratchet On Haters
This is Melinda Alston of Pittsfield. Facebook accurately describes her as a nutcase. Because last week she was seen…
Melrose Nerf Nazi Mom And Killjoy Gestapo Want To Disarm Children At Local Playground Because Someone Might Get Hurt And They Hate Fun
This is Maryanne Stanton, a Melrose mom with a serious message for all of you caretakers to crotch fruit out…
Bitch Boi Mayor Joe Curtatone Is Suing Kirk Minihane, Barstool Sports Because He’s So Dumb That He Fell For The Cullen In The Tailpipe Fake Interview Routine
Last week we published a blog about Kirk Minihane’s Barstool Sports debut, in which he pretended to be disgraced…
Bleached Banana Clam Uses 7 Year Old Crotch Fruit As Media Bait For GoFundMe Scam To Find Out Who Killed Millionaire Jennifer Dulos
A wealthy mother of 5 from New Canaan, CT named Jennifer Dulos disappeared May 23. Since then her estranged…
Everett Mayor Sweatuccine Alfredo Smears Two Businesses On Facebook For Towing Cars During Graduation Because He Was Too Dumb To Figure Out A Parking Plan
This is Carlo DeMaria. After giving up the dream of becoming an extra who pisses off Tony Soprano and…
Humorless Hooked On No Funics Mom Vows To Get 5 Teachers Fired For Giving Light Hearted “Award” To Her Son Because He’s Autistic And Doesn’t Get Jokes
I’ve seen a lot of dumb parent outrage on the Internet machine, but this one out of New Bedford…
Pubonic Plague Messaged Manny Moniz’ Girlfriend After He Died From ALS To Tell Her He Was A Piece Of Shit And Hopes Manny Rots In Hell
Bristol did a really nice little blog earlier this week in memory of Manny Moniz, the king instigator of…
Racism Patrol Is Mad That A Cop Punched Some Shitbrick In The Head, Turns Out The Cop Is A Former Ratchet With 80K IG Followers Known For Giving Life Advice To Troubled Black Kids
The latest viral police brutality outrage is out of Columbus, where police were responding to calls for shots fired. Some…
Baby Momma Says She Wants Chicopee Chudpacker Back Who Killed Her Baby After Leading Cops On Highway Chase, Blames Hospital In GoFundMe
WWLP: A high-speed chase on Interstate 91 ended with at least four people, including a pregnant woman, being taken to…
Plymouth Jizz Vaccuum Contractor Starts $200K GoFundMe After Pleading Guilty To Not Paying Workers $100K In Wages, Blames Them For Stealing From Him
Last year around this time Maura Healey announced that she’d taken action against a shady contractor from the south…
Grown Women Plot To Take Down Rehoboth Facebook Page With 7,000 Followers Because They’re Being “Cyber Bullied” On A Page They’re Not Members Of
I’m gonna keep this one brief. A turtle rider sent me an email today with a screenshot of two…
Connecticut “Filmmaker” Lames Cameron Declares War On Small Photography Business Owner After She Politely Declines His Weird Photoshoot Request
KBG Photography is a small photography business located in Connecticut. It’s your pretty run-of-the-mill portrait study, that takes some really…
Barstool Hiring Kirk Minihane Single Handedly Made Them Great Again After Debut Interview With Douchewhistle Mayor Joe Curtatone While Pretending To Be Kevin Cullen
I’ve criticized Huffstool Sports many times for selling out to the PC crowd, and hiring a bunch of untalented…
Should I Sue These 2 Quincy Trash Donkeys Calling Me A Rapist On A Community Facebook Page?
As you guys know I’m often the subject of frivolous lawsuits from people who can’t get over the fact…
The Agawam “I Was Hacked” Woody Wanker Has Been Posting Racially Charged Threats Towards Women And Minorities For Several Years Now
I still can’t get over the fact that the Agawam Police fell for this shithead’s “I got hacked” routine….
BlubberGuppy ‘Disabled’ Single Mom Starts $10k GoFundMe To Visit Estranged Husband’s Family In Morocco For Two Months After He ‘Abandoned’ Her
It’s been a while since I’ve gazed down the virtual panhandlers’ intersection at GoFundMe, my least favorite part of the…
