Somerville Sea Squash Gets Confronted After Leaving Dog In Hot Car, Plays Victim By Pretending To Have Panic Attack
People who bring their dogs out with them while they go shopping are the worst. Just leave your dog…
West Springfield White Power Woody Wanker Invited Puerto Ricans And Black People To Call Him So He Can Put Bullet Holes In Them In “I’m Not Racist, But” Facebook Post
This is William Malia from the Agawam/West Springfield area. And for whatever reason he elected to go on Facebook…
Ratchet Madness Champion Rian Waters Filed A Criminal Complaint Against Me, Wrote The Most Amazing After David, Says He Had To Quit His Job Due To Disorder Caused By Listening To Me On Live
I just realized that we never announced who the winner of Turtleboy Ratchet Madness 2019 was. Time for the…
Walmart Wookie Monster Keeps Dog In Obvious Distress In Hot Car While She Shops In Walmart, Goes Full White Trash On Concerned Citizens
Blogs at Turtleboy work on a season rotation. November and December are the “I’m a single Mom looking for…
Pumpkin Spice Patrick Starts Bruins Stanley Cup Tickets GoFundMe For Negligent Amesbury Ratchet Parents Whose Daughter Died After They Never Reported Her Missing
I got a followup on the blog SSTG did yesterday about Chloe Ricard, the poor 13 year old girl…
To Whoever Is Trolling Billy “The Skid” Tibbetts With Scene From Training Day: I Love You, You Win The Internet Today
So Billy Tibbetts has been on a roll (or rather a downward spiral) single we last blogged about him, and…
Scamderella Lunch Lady Was Writing Creepy Facebook Messages To The 17 Year Old Jock She Was Trying To Impress With Free Food
The other day Turtleboy became the first media outlet to call out former New Hampshire lunch lady Bonnie Kimball…
Chalky Charlie Starts Online Mob After Being Kicked Out Of Hampton Beach Seafood Joint For Being A Latino Illegal Immigrant Even Though He’s Clearly White
Saw this VERY real story on the Mingya Valley Facebook group this morning….. Actually, you CAN make this up,…
Maude The Fraud Gives Impression That She’s Military And A Rape Survivor, Has Met With Karen Spilka And Robert DeLeo To Pass Her Anti-Rape Bill Which Is Based Off Of A Lie
Hard to believe it’s been a year since Maude “the fraud” Gorman made national headlines by pretending to be…
Salty Sally Whines To CNN That James Holzhauer Wasn’t Nice To Her While Taking Her To Poundtown On Jeopardy, Says It Wasn’t Fun Getting Facialized By Him
Professional sports gambler James Holzhauer has been making Jeopardy Great Again for the last month or so, and in…
Self Described “Boss Babe” Cries To Western Mass News That She’s A Victim Because Guys In Private Facebook Group Fap To Her Facebook Profile Picture
Breaking News from Western Mass News: Stop the presses!! Local woman finds out how Facebook works. More details coming…
No, We Will Not Write Hit Pieces For Butthurt Ratchets Who Can’t Handle Mean Words On The Internet, No Matter How Much You Threaten And Beg Us
It all started earlier this week with this message: We get these sort of requests in the inbox often…
Connor McBootlegger Openly Solicits Homies On Facebook To Smash Up His Car With A Bat For $1,000 For Insurance Fraud Scheme
This is Justin Bombardier from Attleboro. He’s into bathroom selfies, the n word, public airing of his disputes with…
Momma Dindu Whines On The News Because Her Bratty Crotch Fruit Is Suspended For Assaulting Principal Of Gardner Alternative School Who Was Restraining His Friend
We got another viral video of a dindu nuffin teenager from an alternative school whining about being restrained for…
Chris Martin Is A Homeless Unemployed Assmunch Who Doesn’t Wake Up At 4 AM, Never Had Anything Stolen From Him, And Has Been Arrested For Stealing From Others
I’ve never been taken to task by angry turtle riders than I was after I published this blog because I didn’t…
Turtleboy Murdered Dante Comparetto’s Soul: Disgraced Junkbox Says He’s Quitting School Committee, Calls “White Teachers Union” Racist, Because Superintendent Maureen Binienda Got A New Contract
The ragtag patrol in Worcester is having a meltdown because their campaign to destroy and fire overly qualified superintendent…
Momma Molester Lectures Turtleboy About Why We’re Sexist Despite Recent Arrest For Sexually Assaulting Her Baby Son Because A Stranger Blackmailed Her With Her Noodz
Last week after Bristol’s live show with the stripper feminist from Alabama who bored us all to death NPR…
Ghettomuppet Fall River 17 Year Old Freshman Trashed The Main Office And Pushed A Cop Before The Viral Video Started Filming, Free Muh Boi Dad Nowhere To Be Found Now
Last week we published a blog about a 17 year old freshmen at a reject school in Fall River whose…
Rich Catholic Narcissist Douchequeef Rejects $100K From Bob Kraft For His Haitian Orphanage School So He Can Virtue Signal To The Globe
For the more appropriate, family friendly take on this topic click here to read about it on TBDailyNews.com. The Boston Globe’s…
Lil Shayne’s Braintree Comedy Show Videos Are The Most Cringeworthy Clips In The History Of Live Entertainment
Boston’s self described “hottest up and coming comedian,” former Quincy rapper Lil Shayne Hoban called Uncle Turtleboy over the…
