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Derry Pickle Puffer Urges People To Shoot Multiple Cops After Watching Manchester Cops Lawfully Arrest 3 Shitheads, Then Pulls Delete And Retreat When He Smells Turtle

Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae / November 19, 2018

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The Somerset Boy Scored Both Goals Including Game Winner In Overtime To Beat Nashoba 2-1 In Field Hockey State Championship

Uncle Turtleboy / November 17, 2018

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Attention Hungry Brockton Christian RapDad Starts Online Witchhunt On The Hub After Accusing Pastor Of Slapping His 5 Year Old Son In Rambling Broken English Rant, This Wouldn’t Be His First Time Using His Kids For Attention Online

Bristol Turtlechick / November 15, 2018

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Race Baiters Are Now Blaming Victim Of Fitchburg State Basketball Attack By Making Up Story That He Called His Attacker The N Word

SJW Hunter / November 15, 2018

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Just Like We Called It: The Homeless Guy In The Gas GoFundMe Scam Was In On It, And If You Donated To Them Like An Idiot You Deserve To Lose Your Money

Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae / November 15, 2018

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Tinkle Tornado Starts $1,500 GoFundMe After Breaking Leg While Being Dragged Out Of Dedham Stop n’ Shop Shitter Mid-Whiz By Wild Cheesehog

South Shore Turtlegirl / November 12, 2018

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Schlong Wrangler Gets Roofied With PCP At Leominster Bar, Crashes Hours Later, Says She Wasn’t Drunk And Drug Tests Administered At Scene Prove Innocence

South Shore Turtlegirl / November 12, 2018

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Detective Pumpkin Spice Spots Organized Sex Trafficking Organization At Whiskey On Water Bar With Disguises And Bullpen Of Kidnappers In Case Their Cover Is Blown

Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae / November 11, 2018

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Milky Mike Gaffney Appealed His Loss To Turtleboy In Court, Lost Again, And Now The Mistress Says We’re Getting Indicted If She’s Mentioned In Book

South Shore Turtlegirl / November 7, 2018

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We Are Sick And Tired Of The Pumpkin Spice Mafia’s Lies And Attention Seeking Bullshit, Perhaps Y’all Really DO Need Jesus

Turtleboy / November 2, 2018

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The MSM Stole Another Story From Us, But I’m Actually Not That Mad, Because Mike Cadena Is Losing His Mind, And Making Up Internet Lawsuits Like Every Other Ratchet We Expose

Bristol Turtlechick / November 2, 2018

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Entitled Easthampton Gummyslug Parks In Access Lane, Gets Called Out On Social Media, Shows Up With Her Salty Spawn To Argue In Comments, Defend Her Honor And Rights To “Social Surcurity”

Bristol Turtlechick / November 1, 2018

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The Sandwich Chad Arrested For Throwing Open Can Of Beer At Alex Cora During Parade Is The Broiest Bro Who Ever Broed, But I Still Say Free Muh Boi

Shell Shocker / November 1, 2018

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Dreadlocked Dumbass Named Dionna Had Some Antisemitic Shit To Say About The Pittsburgh Synagogue Shooting, Seemingly Forgets The Internet Is Forever

Turtleboy / October 31, 2018

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The “Help Us Save Mikey” Supporters Are Still As Dumb As A Bag Of Rocks, But I Spoke To The Authorities And Thankfully They Are Not, So Now Starts The Countdown To Jail For Mike Cadena

Bristol Turtlechick / October 30, 2018

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Billerica Superintendent Tim Piwowar Blames “Non-Reputable” Turtleboy For Reporting Violent Bullying Incident In BHS And Highlighting His Failure To Create Healthy School Culture

Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae / October 30, 2018

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Drama Llama Incites Internet Riot Over Fake Discrimination, Has People That Have Never Stepped Foot In Al’s Cafe In New Bedford Leave Terrible Reviews, The Owner May Be Manch’s New Hero Because She Has No Fucks Left

Turtleboy / October 29, 2018

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DigBoston Editor Chris Faraone Says Murdered Weymouth Police Officer Michael Chesna “Looked Like A Nazi,” Suggests Pittsburgh Police Deserved To Be Shot For Endorsing Trump

SJW Hunter / October 29, 2018

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Jim McGovern Supporters Are Mad That Challenger Tracy Lovvorn Wants To Deport These Child Raping Undocumented Aliens Living In Milford

SJW Hunter / October 26, 2018

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Milford State Rep Brian Murray Taunts His Opponent For Missing Debate To Take Care Of Her Seriously Injured Mother, Then Doubles Down In The Comments For Douchebage Of The Century Award

SJW Hunter / October 25, 2018

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Derry Pickle Puffer Urges People To Shoot Multiple Cops After Watching Manchester Cops Lawfully Arrest 3 Shitheads, Then Pulls Delete And Retreat When He Smells Turtle

The Somerset Boy Scored Both Goals Including Game Winner In Overtime To Beat Nashoba 2-1 In Field Hockey State Championship

Attention Hungry Brockton Christian RapDad Starts Online Witchhunt On The Hub After Accusing Pastor Of Slapping His 5 Year Old Son In Rambling Broken English Rant, This Wouldn’t Be His First Time Using His Kids For Attention Online

Race Baiters Are Now Blaming Victim Of Fitchburg State Basketball Attack By Making Up Story That He Called His Attacker The N Word

Just Like We Called It: The Homeless Guy In The Gas GoFundMe Scam Was In On It, And If You Donated To Them Like An Idiot You Deserve To Lose Your Money

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Tinkle Tornado Starts $1,500 GoFundMe After Breaking Leg While Being Dragged Out Of Dedham Stop n’ Shop Shitter Mid-Whiz By Wild Cheesehog

Schlong Wrangler Gets Roofied With PCP At Leominster Bar, Crashes Hours Later, Says She Wasn’t Drunk And Drug Tests Administered At Scene Prove Innocence

Detective Pumpkin Spice Spots Organized Sex Trafficking Organization At Whiskey On Water Bar With Disguises And Bullpen Of Kidnappers In Case Their Cover Is Blown

Milky Mike Gaffney Appealed His Loss To Turtleboy In Court, Lost Again, And Now The Mistress Says We’re Getting Indicted If She’s Mentioned In Book

We Are Sick And Tired Of The Pumpkin Spice Mafia’s Lies And Attention Seeking Bullshit, Perhaps Y’all Really DO Need Jesus

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The MSM Stole Another Story From Us, But I’m Actually Not That Mad, Because Mike Cadena Is Losing His Mind, And Making Up Internet Lawsuits Like Every Other Ratchet We Expose

Entitled Easthampton Gummyslug Parks In Access Lane, Gets Called Out On Social Media, Shows Up With Her Salty Spawn To Argue In Comments, Defend Her Honor And Rights To “Social Surcurity”

The Sandwich Chad Arrested For Throwing Open Can Of Beer At Alex Cora During Parade Is The Broiest Bro Who Ever Broed, But I Still Say Free Muh Boi

Dreadlocked Dumbass Named Dionna Had Some Antisemitic Shit To Say About The Pittsburgh Synagogue Shooting, Seemingly Forgets The Internet Is Forever

The “Help Us Save Mikey” Supporters Are Still As Dumb As A Bag Of Rocks, But I Spoke To The Authorities And Thankfully They Are Not, So Now Starts The Countdown To Jail For Mike Cadena

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Billerica Superintendent Tim Piwowar Blames “Non-Reputable” Turtleboy For Reporting Violent Bullying Incident In BHS And Highlighting His Failure To Create Healthy School Culture

Drama Llama Incites Internet Riot Over Fake Discrimination, Has People That Have Never Stepped Foot In Al’s Cafe In New Bedford Leave Terrible Reviews, The Owner May Be Manch’s New Hero Because She Has No Fucks Left

DigBoston Editor Chris Faraone Says Murdered Weymouth Police Officer Michael Chesna “Looked Like A Nazi,” Suggests Pittsburgh Police Deserved To Be Shot For Endorsing Trump

Jim McGovern Supporters Are Mad That Challenger Tracy Lovvorn Wants To Deport These Child Raping Undocumented Aliens Living In Milford

Milford State Rep Brian Murray Taunts His Opponent For Missing Debate To Take Care Of Her Seriously Injured Mother, Then Doubles Down In The Comments For Douchebage Of The Century Award

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