Breaking News: Orgy master Tom Mountain has resigned from his high profile job as Mass GOP Vice Chairman after being exposed and humiliated as a liar and a fucking idiot who got catfished and called a 14 year old girl “sexy.” But he’s not sorry, and he’s coming after the people who set him up! Read all about it on TB Daily News by clicking here.
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Kinda makes you wonder who’s the fucked up one here, the guy who wants to have an orgie with the smoking hot Israeli red head babe or the guy who makes all the effort to become a smoking hot red head babe online complete with pics and bio included. These are confusing times.
What’s surprising is the non-converage of him texting fantasies and supposed escapades with a few of the REAL women in those travel photos. They’re probably not too happy about it and are sorry they ever stood next to him for a photo.
This alone is something he should be ashamed about since he had no regard for them.
Someone Please Help Me!
Think of my life for a second.
And I am able to sleep at night knowing that at least I am not turtleboy.
Who is the real Tom Mountain
I AM TOM MOUNTAIN.
Tom , don’t bother getting a Lawyer, the E-mails came from your IP address and you cant go back in time to ERASE the record.
I want a recount. In addition for the record I do not like horses.
Looks like the globe and the hearald gave TB the credit for this one. Hope you got some good stories lined up people going to be looking you up.
OMG
OMG
I JUST WANTED TO ENLARGE THE GOPee
Wait……..so the red headed Israeli isn’t real, goddamnit!
Neither is the girl wearing nothing but a smile and a towel in the picture on the billboard in the field near the big old highway
He couldn’t find a synonym for “abreast”????
Tom and the horse fucker are buddies
Suck it Aidan and your weak body.
Go take some steroids you little bitch… or from what I heard, some hormones… again, you little bitch!
I guess we are angry today? On a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the least angry and 10 feeling the most anger, what are you?
Typical Republican
The Boston Globe is reporting this as well. They actually gave credit to you for once.
That’s because TB took out a republican so they figured this would give them some credibility. Had he gone after a democrat/communist, the globe would have defended them and gone after TB with everything they had.
The timeless art of seduction.
That is so true, and so very sad 🙁
That redhead Israeli gal looks a little like Abby, desk girl. I miss the Abby posts!
If being stupid is a crime, then Tom Mountain should be facing charges.
No way Aidan is not gay, never seen a straight man that kept getting into drama over and over again. Ever.
Maybe he can join forces with OJ and they can collectively bring the perpetrators to justice.
Uncle Turtleboys nose is very big and messed up looking. I’m guessing he probably got punched a lot as a kid and a teen and a young adult and now as an older adult. But I like his writings, I encourage his ratchet shaming ways but It feels good to comment on his hideous nose. P.S. I’m innocent, and I’m starting a new Mediterranean diet on Monday morning!