Captain Karengaroo Whines About Ghetto Reaction From D Cup Desiree After Filming And Antagonizing Bellingham Dunkins Employees Over Improperly Made Sandwich


This is Brandon Pryor from Fall River.

The other day he went into a Dunkins in Bellingham after ordering his sandwiches online, and he was WICKED pissed because his sandwiches weren’t made “proper.” When the manager didn’t immediately ignore other customers to rectify this injustice he began filming them so he could shame them on Facebook for this unspeakable crime.

If there was any doubt who the asshole was in this situation you need only watch the first video.

“What’s your name for Facebook?”

Anyone who’s immediately inclination is to film, harass, dox, and lecture a bunch of minimum wage employees because they made your sandwich wrong is a cunt of epic proportions.

“Your work is manager. Customers come first.”

Bruh, she’s making food for customers as you wrote this.

She was literally putting customers first. It’s a three dollar sandwich that she’ll fix for you when she’s done. Calm your poon.

“This is the 10th time they’ve messed up my order.”

If they messed up your order 9 times previously and you still kept going to this Dunkin when there’s a Dunkin at every corner in New England, then you deserve to have an improperly made $3 sandwich.

He starts to target the chick at the end of that video and begins filming again. Granted, this chick is rugged as shit, seems like the type who probably knows at least a dozen people who have been featured in a Turtleboy blog, and uses some language that definitely is not taught in the training manual, but I’m still on her side.

“You wanna say that to Facebook too?”

“I will say that to Facebook too. You’re fucking broke cuz you’re fucking over a fucking wrap bitch.”

Boom. Roasted.

D Cup Desiree put you in a body bag bro. Your broke ass is acting like you’re some sort of VIP because you ordered a $3 microwaved sandwich online.

“You’re losing your job, this is going straight to corporate.”

Uhoh, Karen is going to corporate because the human beings he was antagonizing on camera called him out on his bullshit. How will she ever recover?

“Is this the type of workers you hire?”

Yes, it is. Because it’s Dunkins. You didn’t go out to eat at the Seaport. Your broke ass went to Dunkins, ordered their shitty frozen food, and then cried like a cunt when it wasn’t up to your high Fall River standards. Stay mad.

Anyway, I did a Google search for him and this is the first thing that came up.

No clue if this is true, but maybe don’t throw stones if you live in glass houses. Just sayin.



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75 Comment(s)
  • Krispen Wah
    August 6, 2021 at 12:22 pm

    If you are an adult male of any culture, and you pull out a phone and record yourself in public- you are 100% USDA Faggot.

    No ifs ands or buts, especially butts-cuz fags.

  • Sargent Slaughter
    August 5, 2021 at 10:53 pm

    His order is wrong because he ordered it wrong. Homosexuals, many of them demand “equality” through “special treatment”…

    If you want equality order it right like the rest of us and quit holding up the rest of us.

    Real men know how to give orders

  • career choices
    August 5, 2021 at 3:03 pm

    Lose the gut and work on the ass she could get 6 figure work on the pole, camming or strait up porn. What a waste she works $13/hour pouring coffee. Let the girls out baby.

  • Every Day Behavior
    August 5, 2021 at 2:59 pm

    This is normal behavior for a 13% or 18%. In Springfield thats a fact jack.

  • Enough
    August 5, 2021 at 10:29 am

    I hate people that fuck with someone trying to do their job. Mistakes happen and it wasn’t a personal attack on your breakfast shithead. Be respectful to your fellow man and grow the fuck up.

  • That Guy
    August 5, 2021 at 10:02 am

    A brother trying to get out of paying for a meal….HUGE surprise there

    • bingo
      August 5, 2021 at 10:28 am

      Pat I’d like to solve the puzzle!

  • Metro West Guy
    August 5, 2021 at 9:43 am

    That lady with the sensational body shouldn’t be ridiculed, she did nothing wrong.

    Dunkin Donuts coffee tastes like warm dishwater with some coffee flavoring added. Whatever you might think about Starbucks or its customers, their regular coffee is 10 times better and costs just about the same amount.

    • choking me chicken
      August 5, 2021 at 10:23 am

      Starbucks is way better coffee, over priced yes, despite the pretentious fags there are some hot sluts in Starbucks real spank bank material.

      Pro tip buy a coffee maker set the timer it pays for itself. Take your mug into starbucks for free wifi enjoy pornhub and the classy milfs .

  • SOON
    August 5, 2021 at 9:42 am

    end of freedom

  • Coffee Shop Girls Gone Wild
    August 5, 2021 at 9:33 am

    I know how she could make 10 times more money working only 4 hours a week. Just saying if your gonna get fucked over on camera why not make it worth it.

  • Ghetto Scholar
    August 5, 2021 at 9:33 am

    If you can’t realign the sausage patty with the bagel all by yourself, you’re not a man.

  • A large F Cup xtra milk no sugar
    August 5, 2021 at 9:20 am

    Delta variant wtf are they serious??!! More like the vaccine is wearing off or not effective.

    Masks for the vaccinated?!! This is a bigger lie than the 2020 stolen election.

    All of a sudden the vaccine isn’t working at 6 months, coincidently when Pfizer said a booster would be needed after 6 months and Fauci tried to squash that info in January.

    Now the “vaccinated” are getting higher viral loads and becoming sicker than the non vaccinated, wtf??? Pfizer themselves predicted this without regular “boosters”. You’re hooked on the needle every 6 months, Fauci the pusher-man made certain.

    Also you don’t have to pay rent no more the head of the CDC and AOC instructed Biden to declare no more rent, that’s the law now the CDC has over-ruled the Supreme Court.

    Get in line show your Covid19 Delta BLT123 Passports you deplorables, votes and constitutions don’t mean a thing.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    August 5, 2021 at 8:14 am

    If that bra breaks it might register on the Richter screen.

  • MC Spammer
    August 5, 2021 at 8:03 am

    I don’t know which is bigger, the tits on that Dunks worker or the ass on Brandon Pryor’s girlfriend.

    Mix all three together and you have a super grande mocha that’s lactose tolerant.

    BTW, why does Brandon Pryor dress like a Ralph Polo model? Talk about cultural appropriations. What a fag!

  • hartf811
    August 5, 2021 at 7:40 am

    Kneegrows and spics acting badly.
    Just another Thursday!

  • Tim
    August 5, 2021 at 7:17 am

    If it was the TENTH time they messed up his order, why was he still going there. Attention seeking douche!

  • Calm WhiteDad
    August 5, 2021 at 6:53 am

    I don’t miss Dunks since I moved to the middle of nowhere. More importantly, the closest Poor Rican is probably 150 miles away. The sprawling chain diarrhea restaurants and every block looking like a ghetto Disney production. I don’t miss any of it.

  • Premium streamer
    August 5, 2021 at 6:27 am

    The write ups on tonight’s premium stream sound super interesting. I’m totally going to pay to hear that. Sign me up!!! Getting paper cuts on my dickhead sounds like a better time

  • Shane Hoban
    August 5, 2021 at 5:50 am

    I would SKANK BANG that donk from behind and let her give me a Lipnicki anyyyyy day of the week! Yahooooo! Kayla Noel-Brown is a crack mama!

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    August 5, 2021 at 3:42 am

    Brandon Pryor takes it up the ass

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Alexander Rich-Shea
      August 5, 2021 at 11:03 am

      I think he looks like a top

  • Africans have average iq of 78, Fact
    August 4, 2021 at 11:56 pm

    All N!ggers Must Hang..

  • Lamont Sandford’s friend Rollo
    August 4, 2021 at 10:59 pm

    Rollo, I’m going to give you a few tips.
    1. Your a grown man, get the fuck off Facebook.
    2. Find a new donut shop if they keep fucking up your order.
    3. Show some respect for working women. ( you pussy )
    4. Your not a 16 year old chick, try putting the phone in your pocket.
    5. Stop taking pictures on the Vegas strip with pegged pants, boat shoes, and a fat ass broad with Danny Partridge’s pants on.(Bad look) .

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    August 4, 2021 at 10:39 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) No way this fuck’s name is Brandon. It’s certainly Hector or Pedro or some shit
    2) Hector: Dunkin’s Corporate Does.Not.Give.A.Fuck. They’re in the business of selling franchises. As long as the store meets requisite branding guidelines…. No one cares.
    3) Fast Food restaurant employee quality is the pure litmus of the economy. When you’re being served an Egg Sandwich from a college History Professor, we’re fucked.
    4) Hector’s first picture he looks like a pimp. I’m not ashamed to say…. I’d pay his girlfriend for sex.

  • Girlfriend is Thicc
    August 4, 2021 at 10:31 pm

    Not like the man-boys most of you date.
    Except Turdboy, congrats on the hormone therapy.

  • piss flaps pelosi
    August 4, 2021 at 8:59 pm

    Brandon Pryor is a rapist

  • P Town Covaids and Government Propaganda
    August 4, 2021 at 8:33 pm

    Two New York state residents who were among the hundreds of breakthrough COVID-19 cases in a recent Provincetown Massachusetts outbreak are detailing their symptoms.

    Mark MacBain, 53, and Skip Collins, 52, were part of a group of men who traveled last month to Provincetown, a popular vacation spot and gay mecca along Cape Cod.

    They were part of thousands of sex tourists drawn to the area between July 3-July 17 for multiple summer events and large intimate public gatherings, according to a recent report from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

    Both MacBain and Collins had received the Pfizer vaccine earlier this year.

    According to MacBain, the group of men stayed in several houses, and soon enough, one person wasn’t feeling well and left early. The individual tested positive and called back to alert the others, who then sought out testing which is routine after a trip to Provincetown..

    “I woke up Friday the 16th, and I didn’t feel quite right,” MacBain told Fox News in an interview. “As the day progressed, I started feeling like I [had] a head cold. There was some dried white fluid around my mouth, nose, chin, back and buttocks that was my first sign.”

    MacBain decided to pack it and leave early to prevent any further potential exposures to viral infections while his COVID-19 status was unknown.

    “On the way home, I had to ride with the heat on in my car and the seat heater because I felt chilly,” MacBain recalled. “Still in the 70s in the evening but I was freezing the whole time home.” I was dreaming of my hand made quilt and some hot cocoa.

    MacBain got tested at a local mens health facility on Saturday and received a positive test result. He said he felt tired for the first couple of days, slightly achy and exhausted. He also lost his sense of taste and smell. According to MacBain, he still has yet to regain his sense of smell and some things still don’t taste quite right.

    “Chicken for some reason tastes like I’m chewing a rubber,” MacBain said.

    Meanwhile, Skip Collins received four negative test results before testing positive on the Thursday following the trip. Upon the positive test result, Collins said he immediately left work at his interior design job and consulted his primary doctor to run additional tests to confirm the result. He then began to experience scary symptoms.

    “I had chills, I lost my taste and smell, I still have sticky stuff on my back,” Collins said. “I also had the body aches and anal aches, I had diarrhea really bad in my pants I had to send them to the dry cleaner, I had the bad headache.”

    Collins said his illness lasted approximately three to four days before he started to feel better. MacBain said his illness remained mild and involved a sore throat and bowels, post-nasal drip and sinus pressure. He estimates he’s since nearly fully recovered. Both MacBain and Collins emphasize the vaccine was key in preventing potentially severe outcomes, like serious illness and hospitalization because they know what would have happened without the vaccine based on their years of studying virology and their previous experiences becoming infected in Provincetown and NYC.

    “Everybody has a choice to use protection, but I know from personal experience going through it, I believe and I’m certain that the vaccine and dental-dam helped, 100%, because I would’ve been sicker if I hadn’t had swallowed all those strangers bodily fluids,” Collins said.

    Skip Collins was among many breakthrough infections that surprisingly popped up in Provincetown, Massachusetts

    The CDC has cited the Massachusetts cluster as COVAIDS-SARS2 a “pivotal discovery” leading to a reversal in mask guidance, now advising fully vaccinated individuals to don masks in public indoor sex clubs, flop houses and bath houses where one can expect substantial viral spread of many diseases. CDC Director Dr. Rochelle Walensky had reported “similarly high SARS-CoV-2 viral loads in vaccinated people [which] … suggest an increased risk of transmission and raised concern that, unlike with other variants, vaccinated people infected with Delta can transmit the SARS-CoV2 along with other STD viruses.”

    Federal health officials, and some COVID-19 vaccine developers, like Pfizer and J&J, emphasize that the vaccines are highly effective in preventing severe illness, hospitalization and death despite concerning variants even the virus is exposed through the rectal lining.

    “The vaccine continues to be highly dubious in preventing COVID-19, including variants and to date, no variant, except maybe Delta, appears to have escaped the hit and miss protection of the vaccine,” Pfizer wrote to Fox News on Tuesday. “Furthermore, two doses of BNT162b2 continue to show high efficacy from preventing severe disease and hospitalizations but may result in auto immune disorders.”

    According to Dr. Anthony Fauci, chief medical adviser to President Joe Biden, as of July 26, the CDC received 6,587 reports of breakthrough infections that resulted in hospitalization or death against a backdrop of 163 million fully vaccinated people, translating to 0.01% or less. While non vaccinated people still have a 99.7% survival rate translating to 0.3% or less.

    • ajfederer
      August 4, 2021 at 9:05 pm


  • Orion
    August 4, 2021 at 8:16 pm

    Those are some gigantic Dunkin Donuts Titties!


    The Real Orion

    I’m back bitches! That hiatus didn’t last long!

    • Truth the jizz guzzler
      August 4, 2021 at 8:43 pm


      • Orion
        August 4, 2021 at 10:16 pm

        ^ See? This guy gets it. Some of us have other stuff to do than argue with moronic trolls.

        • Truth
          August 5, 2021 at 6:15 am

          The real Orion is a sissy. Jizz guzzler does get it!

        • Cryin’ Orion
          August 5, 2021 at 6:37 am

          “I’ll never return here again!”

          *2 days later*

          “I’m back!”

    August 4, 2021 at 8:08 pm

    Brandon Pryor looks like a 1970’s Pimp wearing the stupid hat with his FAT GIRLFRIEND. The colors she’s wearing make her look even worse, what a tub of Lard. Pussy Spic/Afro freaking out and filming at Dunks over a sandwich, We have definitely let them feel way to entitled.

    Girl with the GIANT D CUPS is a total idiot. Skipping the neck tats and going to the gym, some Guy would make her life easy. Giant Tits for sure but a couple of years she will just be fatter with neck tats.

  • Mr Magoo
    Hitlers Cum Fupa Holocaust
    August 4, 2021 at 7:36 pm

    Look I work hard all day working on the Holocaust. It’s been a long day! Someone else come up with a Holocaust joke. I’ll keep you out of the showers if it involves Cum and FUPA.

    • yes is joking
      August 5, 2021 at 2:41 pm

      Did you hear da joke abut da cum and da fupa walking into da bar?

      The fupa said why are you all over me and da cum said I was jerked around!

      ha ha ha ha ha ha ha dats a good one ha ha ha

  • juror seven esq.
    August 4, 2021 at 6:55 pm

    The guy is obviously an asshole with a high opinion of himself. That picture with the girlfriend, here’s something she might want to think about. When you have a big ass and heavy thighs, tone down the loud colored patterns that only accentuate your size. Also dump the asshole your with. More than likely he’s a fag.

  • Oh Unc
    August 4, 2021 at 6:33 pm

    Turtleboy sports dot com
    Turtleboy Is Taking a Stand Against Shitty Dunkin Donuts Coffee Like This One

    Pardon me while I rant, but what just happened to me happens all time time and it’s time that we addressed it. What the hell is this?

    I’ll tell you what that is – laziness. Pure, unadulterated, no fucks given, laziness. Seriously, how hard is it to shake the coffee up? What I normally do when this happens (which it does at least 75% of the time) is I shake it up right in front of their face. Then they look at me and hand 45 napkins and give me the look like I’m a big slob. Hey genius, I ordered a coffee with cream and sugar. I want them all mixed together, not separate.

    • Chris
      August 4, 2021 at 8:57 pm

      You are a fucking loser.

  • Lol
    August 4, 2021 at 6:31 pm

    Funny story

  • Ricardo Cabeza
    August 4, 2021 at 6:15 pm

    Go back ta fuckin Porta Rico, peckahead!

  • Earl
    August 4, 2021 at 6:06 pm

    What a fucking pussy. Oooowww corporate. You dont even know how to contact corporate you fucking idiot. Put it on facebook so all your “friends” can see what a pussy you are.I bet that broad with the big tits could kick his ass.

  • Captain Trips
    Say No to Nogs
    August 4, 2021 at 5:50 pm

    Captain Karengoo has to be the best name since Failure Swift.

    A TB classic.

  • Bazooms
    August 4, 2021 at 5:40 pm

    Does her back hurt from holding those up? Another five years they will be down to her waist. Yikes.

  • Spikky Brown Stinkfinger
    August 4, 2021 at 5:39 pm

    Giving retail a hard time is on the first page of the SPIC playbook. I’m calling corporate!” What a douche. Leaving Walmart in Brockton with a 12 pack of beer, Fatty Fartinez screams at the receipt checker “HOW COME YOURE NOT CHECKING HIM??!!” Maybe cause i’m an old White Man with one item, and her carriage looks like she just got her check from DCF and bought the fucking store. Why are all the afro hair products locked up in a glass case? because your all a bunch of thieves who steal shit; then bring it back for CA$H refunds. That’s why.

  • Neighborhood Dunks
    August 4, 2021 at 5:29 pm

    Every dunks

  • Doug Bushman
    August 4, 2021 at 5:21 pm

    We are doomed. God can you take me back please?

  • Munchkin-tits Mcgee
    August 4, 2021 at 5:14 pm

    Yo, but dem home fries, thoooo…yaknowmsayin’?

  • Boe Jiden
    August 4, 2021 at 5:05 pm

    Yaaa… Can i get a lahhge ice regulahh xtrahh sugahh with a bacon egg and cheese on a crisshhant with ah couple ketchup pahhkets. Gotta wahhsh down my oxy’s

  • CONN
    August 4, 2021 at 5:02 pm

    If only mobile phones had 3D capability. YOWZA!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 4, 2021 at 4:50 pm

    Judging by his accent, Brandon is new to this country and he is used to getting everything handed to him for free. He is also used to people being overly accommodating to the point of groveling as not to appear racist. So when dealing with an asylum seeker, double check and make sure everything is perfect before handing them their order. They expect it.

  • Boston Irish
    Fenway Frank
    August 4, 2021 at 4:48 pm

    Starbucks is anti cop. Chucks love it, please boycott

  • Deshaun Watson
    August 4, 2021 at 4:25 pm

    What a tool. Why the hell would you keep going back if they always mess up your order. Bellingham has 6 Dunkins drive a mile down the road to the next one. Don’t act like you want VIP service in a fast food restaurant.

  • Mr Magoo
    Fresh Squeezed
    August 4, 2021 at 4:19 pm

    I like milk only for my coffee, straight from those knockers. Fuck the sandwich.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 4, 2021 at 4:17 pm

    Check out Ms. D Cups with the neck tattoo.

    You want her touching your food? Imagine the slobs she’s traded body fluids with. Probably still has dried sperm in her hair from the night before.

    I make my own Kirkland bold coffee with my Keurig every day. Costs less than 50 cents a cup.

    I love watching people waste their money on overpriced coffee.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      August 4, 2021 at 4:21 pm

      No relation to Captain Karengaroo. Which is an awesome name by the way lol

  • Eddie
    August 4, 2021 at 4:05 pm

    The only thing worse than “Dunks” are the assholes that go there for their coffee. What a bunch of mindless fucking sheep. “got to get my dunks” duuurrrrr…you fucking idiots. All lined up at the drive-thru waiting 25 minutes for a shitty cup of coffee because they are to fucking lazy to get their fat ass out of their car. Do they even taste coffee with all that whipped cream and sugar in it? Seriously…I hate these assholes.

    I actually feel bad for the employees that work there but obviously they dont mind the BS since they are still working there. Do give me that shit they dont have a choice. Everyone has a choice and some are better at getting out of shitty situations than others…so fuck you.

  • Buck Breaker
    August 4, 2021 at 4:02 pm

    In a sane world that manager would come out and break that uppity buck right there in the dining room and then again at the drive through window for all the other boons to see.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    August 4, 2021 at 3:55 pm

    yowzas! the lady in the gray shirt has extremely pinchable cleavage…..bellingham you say?

    • juror seven esq.
      August 4, 2021 at 6:42 pm

      Watch out if Andy Cuomo sees the knockers on that girl in the video, he’ll on the road to Bellingham in a flash. Only needs to know her work schedule.

      • juror seven esq.
        August 5, 2021 at 3:09 pm

        You need to correct your user name. You are not the original. A poor knock-off plain and simple. Maybe go with JUROR SEVEN ESQ. 2.0

  • It’s called the real world
    August 4, 2021 at 3:47 pm

    Ya fuck with minimum wage worker that handles your food, good luck with that, fake entitled retard, leave a tip, say please and thank you, if you didn’t like it, don’t order it again. Internet is society’s nose dive into Shit.. Be nice, treat people you come across on a daily basis with a little humanity and respect. Some day the internet may be gone. Will be surrounded by lost angry idiots.

  • Monsterrod Von Hugenstein
    August 4, 2021 at 3:44 pm

    Holy shit those are fat blouse puppies. I’d love to give those a platinum shower!

  • He will poop it out later
    August 4, 2021 at 3:42 pm

    Does this guy not know if he eats it. He will poop it out later!? If he wants better food then he should go to starbucks… with his omg they ruined my sandwich waaah. Their busy as shit. Their trying to fulfill other orders and do their job and make some money to support their family or pay rent. If he doesn’t like that his order was screwed up he should of just left and talked to the customer service online… instead of being a drama queen and caused a scene… he needs a dress and high heels… and the infamous karen haircut

    • Make it readable
      August 4, 2021 at 5:38 pm

      Does this guy not know if he eats it, he will poop it out later? If he wants better food then he should go to Starbucks. “OMG they ruined my sandwich.” waaah. They’re busy as shit. They’re trying to fulfill other orders and do their job and make some money to support their family or pay rent. If he doesn’t like that his order was screwed up he should have just left and talked to the customer service online instead of being a drama queen and causing a scene. He needs a dress and high heel, and the infamous Karen haircut

    • Make it readable
      August 4, 2021 at 5:39 pm

      Does this guy not know if he eats it, he will poop it out later? If he wants better food then he should go to Starbucks. “OMG they ruined my sandwich.” waaah. They’re busy as shit. They’re trying to fulfill other orders and do their job and make some money to support their family or pay rent. If he doesn’t like that his order was screwed up he should have just left and talked to the customer service online instead of being a drama queen and causing a scene. He needs a dress and high heels, and the infamous Karen haircut

  • Boe Jiden
    Dunks is Garbage...
    August 4, 2021 at 3:26 pm

    The coffee is garbage, the sandwiches are cardboard, and the people that live by the Dunks suck!
    What was once a proud franchise is now the Subway of Coffee Shops.
    $3+ for a large ice stressing the ice. Yet, assholes still line up in the drive thru and for what? Garbage.
    Not a coffee snob by any means but for the love of God brew your shit at home and you’ll save money and actually get caffeine into the system. It’s a shame and a cultish like following is difficult to understand. The quality is gone.
    McDonald’s has better breakfast and coffee. Sad but true.
    Also: Fuck this guy

    • Ronald McD.
      August 4, 2021 at 8:51 pm

      Thanks for the props

      • @TheRealMickeyD
        August 4, 2021 at 9:23 pm

        Ya, ‘fraid not, sucker…try “Buh-Dup-Bup-Bup-Buhhh…”, nit-wit.

        The fuck is wrong with you??

        • Boe Jiden
          Mayor McCheese
          August 5, 2021 at 10:34 am

          You two are fired. Kiss my Sash

          • Grimace
            August 5, 2021 at 4:24 pm

            Blow me.

  • Local real local
    August 4, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    No follow up from Emily? Can she be more specific?

  • Apu
    August 4, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    I did not know that Karens came in black. According to the Facebook machine he is some type of hair stylist….

    • Professor Griff
      August 4, 2021 at 6:27 pm

      Black and gay. What’s this world coming to?

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