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38 Comment(s)
What a handsome family
Her face looks like a fat mans penis.
Yup typical. I’m not even gonna bother with the video because looking at her pictures tells me EVERYTHING I already need to know.
Yes shame ppl for living their lives but God for bid someone turns the tables to individuals like her to improve their lifestyle no no we can’t that’s mean, we’d be canceled. That’s the American way ….right I forgot!
Someone was either that desperate or drunk that they actually fucked that thing?
I’d jerk off with a cheese grater instead.
Even I would not fuck her with my devils dick and I asked my demons and they are taking a pass.
Fat fucks should be firced to stay home with locks on their refrigerator.
I am so tired of going to dunkin donuts and there are no donuts left because a fst bitch just ate the last 2 dozrn donuts the store had in stock
Omfg in the one photo it looks like her kid is literally being sucked into her folds of blubber! Her arm is as big around as my fuckin waist. Good god can you imagine this thing taking down a carton of ice cream?? Thirty seconds max. Whoa.
She looks a lot like Mrs. Spic Tormentor
Leave my boyfriend alone
…last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it, ya know what I’m sayin’?
Laffable, but not yet ready for (comedy club) prime time. Too old for a Disney career, but highly precocious none the less with those eye rolls! P.S. Find a new optician. Maybe just maybe some starving theatrical agent will take on your account.
I guess it’s our fault your kid has a broken leg too!
What a Nasty Chum Bucket….ewwwwww!
We called that the charcoal lung. So many coal miners daughters without the health care or the access to the things that they need. So we need the infant structure to get these people the things granted to them by the bill of the constitution. It’s a bird in the bush and a bakers dozen. Two in the hand and one in the White House.
Lawn Darts in The Rose Garden
I’m Boe Jiden
I’m the decider and the decider decides things, like the strategery. They have a saying in Tennessee, I know they have it in Texas, but I think they have it in Tennessee…. it goes “fool me once, shame on…. you? Fool me…. you fool me, you can’t fool me again!”
Munchausen by proxy, sick, fat, whale. You’re kids are sick with asthma, not the king flu, you fat fuck moron. Clean up the cockroaches in your trailer and empty the garbage can everyday. There’s a new invention in America, it’s called a vacuum. Buy one and get some exercise using it every day. Fat, dirty pig.
The CNA’s must have loved the ease of caring for that little child as opposed to people like her mother. You two lift the FUPA I’ll spray her folds and ass with the elephant hose. You three squeegee the water and feces into the sump pump. Make sure remove all the skin mildew and cheese before you dry her with leaf blower.
More hard hitting journalism. Of the low hanging fruit.
Could you swing a little higher?
she should get her stomach stapled, and I don’t mean to the buffet table ! If you don’t think that’s funny, you need to get the hell outta here.
Bet she gets the walkin’ farts too.
Wow. Dramatic much?? People are gonna do what they do, whether you like it or not. Deal. It’s called life.
I’d hit that
right in the face with a baseball bat
Just for the record, I like big girls but she is fucking huge, does she have any idea what the damage her body is going through because of all that extra fat.
You got to roll her up in flour and then look for the wet spot. She has more chins than a Chinese phone book and more rolls than an Italian bakery.
No she doesnt but your health insurance premiums will double due to the cost of this bovines care.
Damn das a big bish ryte derr
She looks like one of those parents who intentionally makes their kids sick for sympathy on social medias
True story
I went to amish country
And I asked them if they have been infected with the wu flu
They said no not one member of the community has been infected
I asked them how no one there has been infected by the wu flu
They told me no one has been infected with the wu flu because they dont have tell a visions
No one cares about your stupid crotch fruit you obese fucking bitch. What casket size?
Mr Blackburn I assume you’re joking… to answer your question it would be a Steinway petite.
The best thing that can happen to their kids is that they die or go into the “death by lottery” foster care system. Mommy meatpops, Daddy lardass and their slovenly, sweaty “Lets have Chinese Food AGAIN tonight kids” mentality will hold these kids back in life like a boat anchor around the neck.
Parental obesity IS child abuse.
Who in their right mind would fuck that thing???
Hell I think she’s kinda cute round the mouth.
Who put these freaks in charge of me?
Blue hair is the international sign for severe mental illness
“Normally I wouldn’t laugh at people like this”
Whut
What a drama queen. Eat a salad take a walk and get off the anti deppressants!