Blue Haired They Them Mom Posts Hilarious Crying Video Blaming You For Giving Her Kid Asthma


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38 Comment(s)
  • Said Nobody
    August 14, 2021 at 3:48 pm

    What a handsome family

  • Ellen Crowley from Woburn
    August 13, 2021 at 11:51 am

    Her face looks like a fat mans penis.

  • WTF America
    August 13, 2021 at 9:51 am

    Yup typical. I’m not even gonna bother with the video because looking at her pictures tells me EVERYTHING I already need to know.
    Yes shame ppl for living their lives but God for bid someone turns the tables to individuals like her to improve their lifestyle no no we can’t that’s mean, we’d be canceled. That’s the American way ….right I forgot!

  • Ba Ba Booey
    August 13, 2021 at 8:00 am

  • Ray Patriarca
    Lord Gort
    August 13, 2021 at 6:08 am

    Someone was either that desperate or drunk that they actually fucked that thing?
    I’d jerk off with a cheese grater instead.

  • Doug Bushman
    August 13, 2021 at 4:08 am

    Even I would not fuck her with my devils dick and I asked my demons and they are taking a pass.

  • No Fatties Allowed
    August 13, 2021 at 2:51 am

    Fat fucks should be firced to stay home with locks on their refrigerator.

  • Covid Kills Fat Slobs
    August 13, 2021 at 2:42 am

    I am so tired of going to dunkin donuts and there are no donuts left because a fst bitch just ate the last 2 dozrn donuts the store had in stock

  • Mike Oxlong
    August 13, 2021 at 2:02 am

    Omfg in the one photo it looks like her kid is literally being sucked into her folds of blubber! Her arm is as big around as my fuckin waist. Good god can you imagine this thing taking down a carton of ice cream?? Thirty seconds max. Whoa.

  • Woburn resident
    August 13, 2021 at 1:24 am

    She looks a lot like Mrs. Spic Tormentor

    • Softball Lance
      August 13, 2021 at 2:44 am

      Leave my boyfriend alone

  • Boy, I Tell Ya…
    August 13, 2021 at 12:24 am

    …last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it, ya know what I’m sayin’?

  • Alan
    August 12, 2021 at 10:48 pm

    Laffable, but not yet ready for (comedy club) prime time. Too old for a Disney career, but highly precocious none the less with those eye rolls! P.S. Find a new optician. Maybe just maybe some starving theatrical agent will take on your account.

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    August 12, 2021 at 9:45 pm

    I guess it’s our fault your kid has a broken leg too!

  • Jarhead
    August 12, 2021 at 8:23 pm

    What a Nasty Chum Bucket….ewwwwww!

  • Boe Jiden
    Boe Jiden
    August 12, 2021 at 6:45 pm

    We called that the charcoal lung. So many coal miners daughters without the health care or the access to the things that they need. So we need the infant structure to get these people the things granted to them by the bill of the constitution. It’s a bird in the bush and a bakers dozen. Two in the hand and one in the White House.
    Lawn Darts in The Rose Garden
    I’m Boe Jiden

    • Georgie Bush, Fils
      August 13, 2021 at 7:53 am

      I’m the decider and the decider decides things, like the strategery. They have a saying in Tennessee, I know they have it in Texas, but I think they have it in Tennessee…. it goes “fool me once, shame on…. you? Fool me…. you fool me, you can’t fool me again!”

    • Professor Griff
      August 13, 2021 at 8:02 am

      Munchausen by proxy, sick, fat, whale. You’re kids are sick with asthma, not the king flu, you fat fuck moron. Clean up the cockroaches in your trailer and empty the garbage can everyday. There’s a new invention in America, it’s called a vacuum. Buy one and get some exercise using it every day. Fat, dirty pig.

  • Fat Fucks twinkie pizza
    August 12, 2021 at 6:38 pm

    The CNA’s must have loved the ease of caring for that little child as opposed to people like her mother. You two lift the FUPA I’ll spray her folds and ass with the elephant hose. You three squeegee the water and feces into the sump pump. Make sure remove all the skin mildew and cheese before you dry her with leaf blower.

  • Snews
    August 12, 2021 at 6:21 pm

    More hard hitting journalism. Of the low hanging fruit.
    Could you swing a little higher?

  • whatevuh
    Larry the Cable Guy
    August 12, 2021 at 5:56 pm

    she should get her stomach stapled, and I don’t mean to the buffet table ! If you don’t think that’s funny, you need to get the hell outta here.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Gramma Cable Guy
      August 12, 2021 at 11:20 pm

      Bet she gets the walkin’ farts too.

  • Linda Coralyn
    Hate has a home here
    August 12, 2021 at 5:44 pm

    Wow. Dramatic much?? People are gonna do what they do, whether you like it or not. Deal. It’s called life.

  • Nick Kerr
    August 12, 2021 at 5:19 pm

    I’d hit that

    right in the face with a baseball bat

  • Observer
    August 12, 2021 at 5:13 pm

    Just for the record, I like big girls but she is fucking huge, does she have any idea what the damage her body is going through because of all that extra fat.

    • Ron Jeremy
      August 12, 2021 at 8:42 pm

      You got to roll her up in flour and then look for the wet spot. She has more chins than a Chinese phone book and more rolls than an Italian bakery.

    • Dr. Cardiac
      August 13, 2021 at 2:48 am

      No she doesnt but your health insurance premiums will double due to the cost of this bovines care.

  • Lemonte
    August 12, 2021 at 4:36 pm

    Damn das a big bish ryte derr

    She looks like one of those parents who intentionally makes their kids sick for sympathy on social medias

  • Da Troof yo
    August 12, 2021 at 4:31 pm

    True story
    I went to amish country
    And I asked them if they have been infected with the wu flu
    They said no not one member of the community has been infected
    I asked them how no one there has been infected by the wu flu
    They told me no one has been infected with the wu flu because they dont have tell a visions

  • Tom Blackburn
    August 12, 2021 at 4:21 pm

    No one cares about your stupid crotch fruit you obese fucking bitch. What casket size?

    • Undertaker
      August 12, 2021 at 6:28 pm

      Mr Blackburn I assume you’re joking… to answer your question it would be a Steinway petite.

  • hartf811
    Fat Bastards
    August 12, 2021 at 4:00 pm

    The best thing that can happen to their kids is that they die or go into the “death by lottery” foster care system. Mommy meatpops, Daddy lardass and their slovenly, sweaty “Lets have Chinese Food AGAIN tonight kids” mentality will hold these kids back in life like a boat anchor around the neck.
    Parental obesity IS child abuse.

  • Spider Lips13
    Spider Lips13
    August 12, 2021 at 3:55 pm

    Who in their right mind would fuck that thing???

    • Bill Clinton
      August 12, 2021 at 6:25 pm

      Hell I think she’s kinda cute round the mouth.

  • Joe Dirt
    August 12, 2021 at 3:38 pm

    Who put these freaks in charge of me?

  • Buck Breaker
    August 12, 2021 at 3:35 pm

    Blue hair is the international sign for severe mental illness

  • ???
    August 12, 2021 at 3:26 pm

    “Normally I wouldn’t laugh at people like this”


  • Art Flaherty
    Manatee strandings on the rise
    August 12, 2021 at 3:22 pm

    What a drama queen. Eat a salad take a walk and get off the anti deppressants!

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