Vice Chairman Of Mass GOP Leaves Tons Of Creepy Comments For Women On Facebook Including Underage Girls, Claims He Was Hacked


This is Tom Mountain, the Vice Chairman of the most irrelevant organization in the history of politics – the Massachusetts Republican Party.

The Mass GOP is one of the biggest dumpster fires known to mankind. Their job is to get Republicans elected to office, and instead of investing in winnable local elections (State Reps, State Senators, City Councils, School Committees, Boards of Selectmen), they play patty-cake with Donald Trump in a state he had a 0.0% chance of winning. The results for conservatives have been catastrophic. Of the 40 State Senators in Massachusetts heading into 2020 just 6 were Republican. After the election it was down to 3. Conservative candidates for School Committee across the state received no attention or money for campaigns in winnable districts, and now critical race theory is being implemented in public schools with almost no pushback.

This is the same Mass GOP that held a fundraiser at Luke Noble’s house in September, despite the fact that we had previously reported about the serious allegations of child sexual abuse that Noble’s own daughter and pediatrician levied against him. The fact that they didn’t know about his past because they don’t read the most widely read conservative media outlet in the state, shows you just how incompetent and out of touch they are.

Tom is a little busy doing neo-con things, like kissing the ass of warmongering assholes who brought the party down and refused to support Donald Trump.

They don’t do much to stop critical race theory in Massachusetts, but they are very concerned about women’s rights in Israel though.


Conservatives like this are a relic of the past. The GOP no longer is the party of war and nation building, it’s the part of America first, and George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Donald Rumsfield never put America first. I’m a million times more worried about my kids being indoctrinated into believing they have “white privilege,” or being censored on social media, than I am about girls in Afghanistan going to school or making sure Israel has enough of my tax dollars to kill terrorists in a country I’ll never step foot in.

Oh, and he thinks Trump is coming back in 2024.

Let me be clear – if you want Trump back in 2024 you’re gonna get President Kamala Harris, and it’s gonna be all your fault. Ron DeSantis has all of Trump’s good qualities without the bad ones. Trump talked about doing a lot of really good things and then spent four years whining about Saturday Night Live and John Bolton’s book. Ron DeSantis just sees a problem and goes out and fixes it. No serious person who wants to take back the White House support Trump over DeSantis in 2024.

Unfortunately the Mass GOP is run by boomers like Tom Mountain. One of the problems is they haven’t embraced technology, and don’t know how to use it. Take Tom for example. He goes by Thomas Earnest on Facebook.

And Tom doesn’t understand that when you comment on a post, your entire friends list can see it, even if they don’t follow the page you’re commenting on because it will come up in their feed. For example, Sarah Disharoon is a student at the University of Alabama who now serves as an intern for Republican Congressman Gary Palmer from Alabama. She’s very attractive, and Tom frequently leaves creepy comments on her pictures.

This isn’t a crime or anything, it’s just weird for a grown man in his 50’s to spend his days going through a 20 year old’s Facebook pictures and writing, “stunning,” “exquisite,” and “lovely.”

But what’s even weirder is that Sarah was born on February 20, 1999, which would make her 15 on this picture which Tom called “very nice.”

And this one of her in a bikini which he called “double your fun.”

And she was just 14 when he called her “sexy” in this picture, before correcting himself and saying “I assume you’re over 18 here.”


She’s hardly the only attractive conservative Tom spends his days leaving creepy comments for. Isabella Deluca is a young congressional intern for New York Representative Lee Zeldin. Tom is a big fan of the way she looks.


Heydi Martinez is a Florida Atlantic University student and another attractive young conservative woman who seems to find the spotlight who Tom leaves tons of creepy comments for.

If you’re a young, conservative woman who likes to use your sex appeal to gain prominence, Tom will friend request you and leave a really weird boomer comment on your pictures.


He also likes conservative milfs.


His personal favorite are random Israeli women, many of who serve in the army, including an entire family of Rothschilds.


And you know those accounts of hot women who appear in your spam folder sometimes asking to be friends that are most likely Russian bots and all the people who comment on their posts are thirsty dudes? Yea, Tom loves those.

Today Tom must’ve heard that people were talking about his online behavior, but instead of owning up to it he went full boomer and claimed to be hacked.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – nobody believes you when you say you were hacked. Probably why he took this post down shortly after putting it up. Newsflash Tom – your comments go back months. If you were hacked that would mean they got into your account a long time ago which you apparently didn’t notice until today. The mere fact that he’s making up this obvious lie right now tells you that he knows what he was doing was a horrible look. I don’t know him personally and I have no clue if he’s married, nor do I care. People’s personal lives are their own business. But when you’re this incompetent you shouldn’t be leading a political party, especially one that’s dying a slow and painful death.



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49 Comment(s)
  • Dick Pounder
    July 14, 2021 at 3:40 pm

    He’s a creep and so are you. What a waste of time this fucking blog was. Fucking wasteland.

  • Philip Landry
    Al Gore's Forehead
    July 14, 2021 at 12:12 pm

    They don’t give a damn about us. Just more global warming.

  • Ellen Crowley from Woburn
    July 11, 2021 at 5:09 pm

    I’m honestly surprised he was leaving comments on photos of women. He looks like the type that meets teenage boys in McDonalds rest stop bathrooms for handjobs.

  • Barney Frank
    July 11, 2021 at 1:28 am

    Turtleboy has done us a service by exposing this Republican pervert, but remember this might be a big deal in the republican party but this guy is very normal in our wonderful inclusive Democrat Party.

    • JustToBeSure
      July 11, 2021 at 4:29 pm

      Guess again. No points there for ogling women with his male gaze.

  • Mike Oxlong
    July 10, 2021 at 4:53 pm

    C’mon can we get some intel on this doofus? Wife? Kids? Any actual private employment? Any more social media accounts with more sketchy aliases?

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    July 10, 2021 at 12:40 pm

    Casual Observations:

    1) What a dumpy fuck. How does a person get to this point? Once you can’t see your own pecker, it’s not funny anymore
    2) A close examination of these photos cost me 25 minutes
    3) Nearly all these chicks have OnlyFans.

    • Ricardo Cabeza
      July 10, 2021 at 12:52 pm

      You’re probably dead on about the onlyfans thing. Women are becoming more and more entitled and despicable, but still try to soapbox about being “oppressed” and shit like that.

      • Rusty Road
        July 20, 2021 at 2:40 am

        Women have onlyfan accounts because billions of goobers (men) will pay for it lmao. Easy money.

  • D.B. Cooper
    July 10, 2021 at 12:03 pm

    And yet, not one of those chicks had dicks. At least he has that going for him.

  • Lee Ho
    July 10, 2021 at 10:48 am

    Has he posted anything about entertaining livestock?

  • Un-earnest Hemingway
    July 10, 2021 at 9:11 am

    I’ve seen the dead sea. It’s full of cigarette butts, loogies, and hairy fat ugly people wallowing at the edge of the water.

  • Bill Lohme
    July 10, 2021 at 8:46 am

    Mass. is a Democrat state lock, stock and barrel for the next 75,000 years. Calling the Mass GOP a “futile enterprise” would be the understatement of the millennium. Jesus Christ couldn’t get elected as a Senator here if he ran as a Republican

  • Otto Globocnik
    July 10, 2021 at 7:35 am

    You knuckle dragging commenters saying “oh so what”- you know if this was a Democrat you’d be all like “see they’re all pedos! Ban the Demonrats! Q was right!”

    He’s a perv and a liar and he represents the GOP.
    What if President Obongo did it in retirement?

    • Seymour Butts
      July 10, 2021 at 11:37 am

      If he were a democrat, i’d say the same thing… he’s just being a straight dude. Yeah he may have been creepy, but he’s not scoping an elementary school parkinglot for the easiest to grab 9 year old girl.

      • Michael Giannetti
        Mike Giannetti
        July 11, 2021 at 2:48 pm

        Yeah and good thing because it’s already crowded enough in the school parking lots, I can’t wait until my kid actually starts going to school so at least I have an excuse for being there when they question me.

  • Alex Pazzo
    July 10, 2021 at 5:36 am

    I didn’t realize turtle tits was such an anti-trumper
    Makes a lot of sense now.
    Maybe turtle tits would like Mittens Romney to move back to MASSIVETWOSHITS

    • Sparkey McMurphy
      Are you new?
      July 10, 2021 at 11:17 am

      He voted for Trump in both elections.

  • B. Hong
    July 10, 2021 at 3:43 am

    The “conservative milf” Elizabeth Haines will never truly know that she’s 110% railroad yards transporting B-52 bombers dropping Spank-off-at-Her-Beauty bombs carpet-bombing everywhere with creamy hot white phosphorus and defoliate her every flower with your agent splooge. Sorry, the others are pretty. But not THAT pretty.

  • Brian Hugh Warner
    July 10, 2021 at 1:14 am

    I am in town for a few days ladies.

  • Your a racist Biden said so.
    July 10, 2021 at 12:49 am

  • MOORS RISING we don't need no gun permits
    July 10, 2021 at 12:39 am


    I’d like to buy two vowels.


    Pat i’d like to solve the puzzle.

    “White Supremacists are the greatest threat to the united states.” Joe Biden.

    • Not a teenaged mutant ninja
      July 10, 2021 at 9:56 am

      And what vowel goes in between the g and the e? You illiterate pussy.

    • Educamucate Much?
      July 10, 2021 at 1:00 pm

      ….and what would those two (2) vowels be? You are one dumb fuck. Even the nastiest, most primitive, Ebonics-speaking nig-nog knows how to spell the 6-letter N word.

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    July 9, 2021 at 10:45 pm

    This is boring.

    I did a survey while walking in the woods in Waltham yesterday and it turns out fifty percent of men in the woods will let me suck their dick.

    • Observer
      July 10, 2021 at 12:03 am

      What would the other 50% do ?

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Alexander Rich-Shea
        July 10, 2021 at 12:48 am

        Politely decline

  • Porky and Bess
    July 9, 2021 at 9:51 pm

    There is no way Tom Mountain is guilty
    I’ve known this big fat tub o shit my whole life
    He’s a homosexual with a love of having n!gger male prostitutes fuck him up the ass while he squeals like a pig
    A la deliverance

  • Turtleboy has no sources on the Rise of the Moors wackjobs so he’s just gonna write 28 more blogs about loser people because he himself is a loser person
    July 9, 2021 at 9:36 pm

    You fraud

  • Orion
    July 9, 2021 at 9:33 pm

    Haha, that creepy turtleneck picture at the end is pure gold!

  • Jack Flash
    July 9, 2021 at 7:53 pm

    I’m not sure where the problem is here. Women are posting revealing pictures of themselves in an attempt to get attention and this guy is giving them what they want.

    By the way TB, there aren’t many republicans serving in the legislature or governor’s office that are worth two shits. There is no one with an ounce of self respect that would want to be associated with these losers. Most of these “republicans” voted for baker’s massive gas tax/global warming tax hike. They can all go f*** off.

    • Tina
      July 10, 2021 at 12:32 am

      I don’t see the problem. Then man said “stunning” and “lovely” to beautiful woman on social media. There are far, far worst things from DC politicians. It sounds far more encouraging and kind than being a creep. My question is, how much did Jim Lyons pay Turtle Boy to write this!!!!! Seriously!

      • Ricardo Cabeza
        July 10, 2021 at 9:04 am

        Agreed. Moreover, these are attractive young women who were happily flaunting their bodies for attention and possibly favors. I doubt it’s unique to aspiring republican female assistants, either.

      • Chris
        July 10, 2021 at 9:40 am

        Jim Lyons doesn’t really run the party. He’s just the titular figurehead. King Charlie runs it. That’s why Turtleboy and his running mates didn’t get any financial aid in Wachusett Regional.

    • Jane
      July 10, 2021 at 12:33 am

      I don’t see the problem. Then man said “stunning” and “lovely” to beautiful woman on social media. There are far, far worst things from DC politicians. It sounds far more encouraging and kind than being a creep. My question is, how much did Jim Lyons pay Turtle Boy to write this!!!!! Seriously!

  • Boe Jiden
    July 9, 2021 at 7:07 pm

    I’d put my hand on his shoulders and whisper in his ear that it’s ok friend for i’ve been there. My hands have a mind of their own unlike my mind which I no longer own. My Poppa use to make tuna casserole.
    I’m Boe Jiden

  • Jill
    July 9, 2021 at 6:32 pm

    White Supremacy is made up Crap along with made up White Privileges all CRAP and Everyone Knows it EVERYONE

  • Mr. Wood
    July 9, 2021 at 6:22 pm

    Mr. Wood has multi woods and absolutely would with each and everyone. The hell with the GOP.

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    July 9, 2021 at 5:42 pm

    Fat fuck hasn’t seen his dick in years

  • Stunt Penis
    July 9, 2021 at 5:40 pm

    Well, I dunno. Narcissistic women put alluring pictures on social media trolling for compliments to boost their self-esteem, dude appropriately replies with ego-kibbles for said women.

    Creepy? It’s not like he was saying “nice tits”, “great ass”, “i would love to sniff your camel-toe”, or “let me tongue-punch your chocolate starfish”. His comments are mild compared to what I normally encounter on fuckbook.

  • Full Flavor
    July 9, 2021 at 5:34 pm

    Anthony Weiner (and many others) tried the same “I was hacked” excuse. Electronic fraud is a federal offense, so lets begin by letting us know what the FBI CR number for this investigation is. (So we can watch the case progress)? Electronic ‘hacking” or “unauthorized access” or even attempts to “reverse engineer” computer systems is a federal crime. So is falsely reporting an “incident”. Come clean, don’t compound worse. Just do a presser and announce you’ve decided to take some time off from your post, to check in to rehab for a ‘personal issue’ and get it over with.

    • Stunt Penis
      July 9, 2021 at 5:55 pm

      On the other hand, I’ve seen people lift another person’s profile picture, create a fake account w/ the same name, and then post all sorts of shit which is then screen-shotted and “shared” all over the place, all because the person has a political opinion the individual disagrees with. Original person claims they were “hacked” because they are computer illiterate and do not understand what “hacked” means.

      Not saying that’s the case here, but I have seen it happen.

  • Golf Course Triple Murder. "people who annoy you.
    July 9, 2021 at 5:21 pm

    When the story broke the suspect was described as a tall man with long hair, race was never mentioned in the media description. Thirteen percenter arrested for the triple murder.

    The man now in custody for a triple homicide at a Georgia country club golf course on Saturday was arrested hours after the shooting in another county for multiple vehicle violations, having a fake ID, and driving while intoxicated.

    Bryan Rhoden bonded out of DeKalb County Jail on Tuesday, jail records show, but he was arrested again Thursday and charged with the murders of Pinetree Country Club golf pro Gene Siller, 41; Henry Valdez, 46; and Paul Pierson, 75.

    Cobb County Police Chief Tim Cox released little information about the murders or the arrest during a news conference Thursday night, but he said Rhoden has been jailed on three counts of murder, three counts of aggravated assault, and two counts of kidnapping.

    Siller was shot dead on the 10th green at about 2:30 p.m. on Saturday when he went out to investigate a white pickup truck that had driven onto the fairways, as CrimeOnline previously reported. Police believe the shooter abandoned the truck when it got stuck above a sand trap and fled on foot. When police investigated, they found the bodies of Valdez and Pierson in the truck’s bed.

    Cox said Rhoden’s name came up in the investigation “within a few days” of the shooting but declined to say how investigators began to focus on him. He said that Rhoden was the “lone shooter” involved in the crime.

    • Um
      July 9, 2021 at 7:00 pm

      Be careful negroes like to kill white people too.

  • Wokie McWokeface
    July 9, 2021 at 5:20 pm

    Heterosexual man does heterosexual things…meh.

    He appreciates beauty…big deal.

    • Sparkey McMurphy
      Nothing to see here!
      July 11, 2021 at 1:52 am

      Yeah, no big deal. Telling a 14 year old girl she’s sexy? Nothing to see here. If this were a Democrat, I guarantee all of these assinine comments would be completely different. You’re obviously a man, and I’ll tell you how I know. I promise you, those comments are the tip of the iceberg. I guarantee you he privately messages a lot of these women. And I’m willing to bet, those messages aren’t just “lovely”, and “exquisite”. If you were a woman, you’d know this firsthand. Most of us can tell you a creepshow a mile off.

  • Local real local
    July 9, 2021 at 4:46 pm

    The timing of the posting is odd. The original post happens and then weeks if not months later there is a post in his name. Odd. The whole thing is odd. We lost close to 5B last year to hacking and it will get worse in time.

  • How Fucking DARE You, Sir?!?
    July 9, 2021 at 4:38 pm

    The Guy Who Invented The Turtleneck

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