Duxbury Debutante Alerts Community, Has Husband Call Police After Marina Owner’s Unsatisfactory Apology For Employee’s Rude Comments


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45 Comment(s)
  • MC Spammer
    August 25, 2021 at 11:23 am

    What a surprise! Two assholes on the public payroll. If they got canceled they’d be working at the grocery store stocking shelves with their worthless degrees.

  • Casual Observer
    August 25, 2021 at 12:02 am

    This is great an all, but aren’t there more news worthy current affairs? Like, oh I don’t know…Bidens screw up in Afghanistan? The mere fact that the Taliban thinks that they can give us a deadline?
    You honestly can’t call yourself a “journalist” or “reporter” at this point. You just point out and comment on irrelevant people’s stupid, shady or unfortunate behavior. Entertaining? Yes! Journalism? No!

    • Casual Observer
      August 25, 2021 at 11:07 am

      Any fans that down voted this are in their early 20’s and don’t understand critical thinking. Sure we all love a good laugh at someone else’s behavior, but as you mature you start to realize the their are more important things going on around us. I was simply offering sound advice to someone who mistakenly believes they are more relevant than they actually are. Since he’s constantly talking about his platform I figured I’d offer some advice to help him gain a platform of adults opposed to little kids that probably live alone, or with mommy.
      P.S. I know all the staff at the dunkins that you held you petition signing event and not 1 of them actually likes turtleboy, a few thought you were arrogant, a few didn’t know you at all. 1 absolutely can’t stand you.
      You’re a blogger, not a journalist. Now that doesn’t mean you don’t potential. You’ve broke some good stories, but all in all you’re a blogger who occasionally gets a lucky break.

      • juror seven esq.
        August 27, 2021 at 9:57 pm

        Seeing the user name Casual Observer takes me back to
        ‘the smartest man in the room”. Of course I’m referring to
        the dearly departed Keen Observer. The man who was above all other s.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 24, 2021 at 6:31 pm

    Looks like the kind of chick that gives you a thumb and index finger hand job once a month while she reads a magazine, and only if he put the two coats of wax on her car.

    Go back to whatever Latino shithole you came from lady. Sheesh!

  • Hu Fartted
    August 24, 2021 at 4:06 pm

    How does someone become so soft and entitled yet manage to hold down a job? Oh yeah, it’s a tax payer funded government job. Never mind.

  • Doug Bushman
    Mister Satan Him/His/Fuck Off
    August 24, 2021 at 2:36 pm

    We have a betting pool going that the cuck husband would take it up the ass. Even the angels want in on this bet.

  • Tasha Gums
    August 24, 2021 at 2:05 pm

    Wait. The 2 in the picture are husband and wife? They aren’t related? Their poor kids are going to have to some serious dental surgery.

  • Tasha Cahill
    August 24, 2021 at 1:59 pm

    Wow, this Karen is so entitled that even when people explained that the truck was there due to the hurricane and real issues in the world she still stomped her feet.
    First rule of being a Karen is there is an answer for everything and you could never possibly be wrong.
    I would like to thank the guy who told her to get out and walk. I believe he was actually polite, as I would have told her to get off her fat bleeping ass.

  • Metro West Guy
    Dee Vorsa
    August 24, 2021 at 1:35 pm

    This what happens when an egotistical twerp who has never heard the word “no” before is opposed by someone who was in no mood to take her BS. She goes completely overboard and acts as if the guy threatened to shoot her. If the hubby was smart he would hold off on kids and start hiding money now while planning his exit strategy within 12 months. If you’re reading this trust me when I write that it’s definitely all downhill from here if you stick around.

  • Joe Biden's deceased wife's father-in-law
    August 24, 2021 at 12:00 pm

    Wow. Could you be any more entitled? Calling the cops because the employee at a private company was rude to you? That’s some hubris right there.

    Note to AK: I come for the stories, stay for the comments. I know you gotta make money dude, but the comments make this site what it is. The TBDaily site loads too slowly, loaded with ads, and has no comments. I’d probably stop reading if this comments section goes away…

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    August 24, 2021 at 11:34 am

    Jeez what an insufferable twat and wtf is up with her bottom chompers? She seems like the type of woman who would neuter her male dog by nagging him until it’s nuts dropped off….just like her submissive hubby.

  • Buck Breaker
    August 24, 2021 at 10:38 am

    I’m willing to bet the gentleman in the truck said “walk your FAT ass down to the shop” and this beefy bitch left that part out on facebook.

    • observation
      August 24, 2021 at 11:22 am

      Yeah nice beer belly in the “snowman” photo – gawd she’s a total pig! Cahill how did you get sucked into this – she’s awful! Must have an absolute Hoover for mouth/throat muscles? Now I’m jealous.

  • D.B. Cooper
    August 24, 2021 at 10:18 am

    Of course this cunt is a “teacher”. Of course she is.
    Bet the over she was holding a defund/fuck the police sign at the BLM riots. Hopefully, she got the vaxx and won’t be able to reproduce

    • Hijacker
      August 24, 2021 at 10:38 am

      OMFG can there be ANY DOUBT at all that 188 Church St. in Duxbury is prominently displaying a BLM lawn sign, and a rainbow pride flag, and every single other woke virtue-signal that they want the neighborhood to take notice of . . . .

  • Apps make sense
    August 24, 2021 at 10:17 am

    Why don’t you stop crying already and add an app. Much easier.

  • Can't Understand Normal Thinking
    August 24, 2021 at 10:10 am

    They don’t come much worse than this horrible person. And even though the story’s about her, we already know hubby “Matt Cahill” is a huge pussy douche – just for the fact that he married the bitch, never mind that he called the cops when she told him to. Clearly mummy & daddy are funding their Duxbury lifestyle, if she’s a teacher and he’s a MassDOT underachiever. And finally: shame on Duxbury Police for sending out a guy!?! That’s not what police are for! Just tell her to get over herself!

  • mcg
    August 24, 2021 at 10:02 am

    I’m so sorry this happened to you……..
    Now shut your trap & move on with your day ya cunt!!
    Now that is being verbally accosted!!!
    PS – had her husband call the police over this…..hahaha!!!!!!

    • Harry BadaBing
      September 10, 2021 at 3:59 pm

      Cuckboy got shitcanned from MassDOT and picked up a job for Hingham DPW after his predecessor got caught double dipping in Quincy. Something tells me we haven’t seen that last of this beta in the news.

  • I remember in the old days...
    August 24, 2021 at 9:58 am

    ….you would get a hold of a good tire iron and you would fix your flat. These days, people call AAA.

    Miss the old days sometimes.

  • Gas man
    August 24, 2021 at 9:56 am

    We are still coming here because it’s an app & the comments. How is Jaiden not getting that?

  • News Flash
    August 24, 2021 at 9:25 am

    In recent statements made about the TV series Ancient Aliens. The series was determined to be racist.
    Because it asserts that it is racist that ancient societies of color weren’t smart enough, to design and build the cities they lived in. And had to have outside help.
    This could mean only one thing. That ancient aliens were White.

    August 24, 2021 at 9:00 am

    Wahhh wahhh wahhh I’m wahhmenn and I didnt get my way hear me cunt queef while my cock loving husband calls the police I want to defund
    Everyone look at me everyone look at me pay attention to me listen to me wahhh wahhh wahhh I assumed someone’s gender even though I’m a wokeadoodle and tell others to not to assume others genders
    Wahhh wahhh someone told me to get off my ass and walk look at me look at me it was a traumatic experience I could equate it to being tortured and held in captivity wahhhh wahhh
    I treat people like shit all the time especially men wahhh and one had the nerve to tell me to walk o my god the horror it was worst thing to ever happen
    Wahhh wahhh wahhh
    I think I’m a strong wahhmen because I treat people like shit wahhh wahhh I hate the police but will call them to try and have them force an apology at gun point
    Wahhh I’m a stupid cunt wahhh I’m one a plethora of ssri’s wahhhh
    How dare someone talk to a wahhhmen like that wahhhh
    I’m a vapid cunt wahhhh queef my panties are green crusty again wahhhh I have liberal dolphin teeth wahhhh everyone knows that any truck parked has a sign out explaining what it’s doing there wahhh I just made that up because it’s not true no truck puts a sign out telling you why its parked wahhhhh a hurricane was supposed to hit so I went to the tackle story to not buy anything because I dont fish and I’m too afraid to be told to fuck off but I’m not afraid to go fishing in a hurricane even though I dont fish wahhhh we wahhmen always use the children as an excuse to play on heart strings wahhh wash wahhh I cunt queefed crusty green stuff again wahhh
    Wahhh I spent my 20s being a dump cumpster and no huge value man wanted me so I had to settle for a cuck wahhhh he never wants to fuck me wahhh and all the guys I want dont want me wahhh I have a smelly cunt wahhhh

    Shut up you dumb stinky cunt

    Your husband should be punched in the face over and over again for entertaining your delusions and for calling the cops

    • Bottom line...
      August 24, 2021 at 9:54 am


      Your worse than the “Jaja guy”…..wahhhh about that.

  • Linda Coralyn
    Done with this shit
    August 24, 2021 at 8:25 am

    This supposedly educated white woman drives up to a marina filled with boats – as the entire coast is preparing for a tornado – and pulls this shit? Sits in her car fuming for 5 minutes until the employee returns? Not only making an ass of herself and her husband, but letting the whole town know that the marina is a danger to women because said women may have to adjust to inconvenient weather issues? Involving the police because someone hurt her feelings? Total dick move. The very public apology should be coming from her.

  • Participant Observer
    August 24, 2021 at 8:01 am

    No one ever seems to pick up on it, but the over-the-top reactions that many of these middle-class, American women have to seemingly trivial occurrences (whether it be something similar to this incident, or the media sensationalization of….I don’t know…the flu) has a direct correlation to their consumption of anti-depressants or ADHD medication (or both).

    This is the most medicated society in the history of the planet. And these women, consummately frustrated with their mundane routines and the emptiness of their lives of conspicuous consumption, pursuit of prestige and status, find themselves clutching for something meaningful…even if it’s a chimera. Social media satiates this illusion, and that is why we have what we have right now…numbed out, sexually frustrated harpies with tingly fingers, hollowed out souls, and a house full of stuff.

    God Bless the American Cunt Class

  • Doug Bushman
    August 24, 2021 at 7:18 am

    We took a vote….we would do her

  • Whiny Cunt
    August 24, 2021 at 6:18 am

    Whaaaaa – someone told me to get off my ass and waaaaalk….whaaaa – do they know who I am? Sniff
    Whaaaaa – my f-f-f-feelings are hurt!
    Whaaaaaaa-uhhh-whaaa – I don’t walk anywhere except to the f-f-f-friiiidge
    Whaaaaa – wait til I tell my b-b-beta h-h-husbaaaand!
    Whaaaa-whaaaaa-whaaa- I’m calling the p-p-p-poliiiice
    Whaaaaaa – whaaaaa – whaaaa…


  • Jon Witten
    August 24, 2021 at 4:40 am

    They will not be welcome in any of Deluxebury’s 5 swingers clubs now. People whining about blocked driveways got the clubs busted. Ask the cops.

  • Inflamed Anus
    Inflamed Anus
    August 24, 2021 at 3:48 am

    So Aiden, seriously the reason many of us continue coming to this site is the comments. It’s obvious, so between your insistence that we go directly to TB Daily News, and the failed attempt at legitimizing the comment section a few months ago the only thing I can think is that you are trying to get rid of the comments. That would be unfortunate, the comments are as good a read as your stories.

  • butt plug
    August 24, 2021 at 3:30 am


    Average chick with $$$ . WTF debutante used mean something. LikeJoint chief of staff meant something before man luvin Milley rim job general.

    • Professor Griff
      August 24, 2021 at 8:47 am

      Milley Vanilley. Fraud of a general, like the lip-synching frauds from the 80’s. All show, no substance. Milley should be fired immediately. What an incompetent.

  • Bunter Hiden
    August 24, 2021 at 1:49 am

    If black lives DO matter; why isn’t heels up harris in Haiti, where thousands of blacks need help?

    • Darkzilla21
      August 24, 2021 at 5:17 am

      That`s a bingo man lovin Milley General McTranny

  • Mr Magoo
    Asking For A Friend
    August 24, 2021 at 12:28 am

    Where’s the Cum and FUPA?

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    August 24, 2021 at 12:21 am

    Casual Observations:

    1) Spend some of the in-laws dough on fixing your fucking teeth. Heavens to Murgatroyd, it’s Snagglepuss!!
    2) I checked out her FB page, and seriously, I think she might have been a dude before. Then I’m looking at the husband’s photos, and fuck, I think he might have been a chick. If you look, you’ll see what I mean. Jesus help us.
    3) If you call the Police for this type of shit, you should get a fine.
    4) When I look at her face, I think “This is the face of a chick that doesn’t wash her Malawa very often”
    5) When I look at her husband face, I think “This is the face of a man that hasn’t seen his own willy in a very long time”

  • Boston Irish
    The Truth
    August 24, 2021 at 12:11 am

    Ugly fat cunt, describes most women in deluxbury.

  • Alexander poor-shae
    August 24, 2021 at 12:10 am

    Translation: I have no life but I need all the attention I can get, so I just told you this idiocy. I make sure to point out that I have a “husband”, another gay loser like myself. Obviously, he could never be a “husband”, because I’m not female. But we love forcing society to bend rules for us alphabet people. And we are the masters at victimhood! I hate myself so much.

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      Alexander Rich-Shea
      August 24, 2021 at 8:13 am

      This must be what it’s like for a celebrity to have a drag queen impersonator.

      I was gonna call him my “faggot husband” to be clear but he’s not a foul mouthed burnout like us and it seemed mean.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    August 23, 2021 at 11:45 pm

    It is completely unacceptable to have a Duxbury wife be this ugly and fat. Anyone with a job can get at least a 3 and anyone with money should easily be able to pull in a 6 as a side piece when times are tough. It’s appalling that anyone would downgrade so severely. Cuck husband and The Beast should be banished to a shit hole town off Rt 24..

  • fugly horse toothed bitch
    August 23, 2021 at 11:16 pm

    Shit, I hope she never drives in Boston, or even Woburn for that matter. I think I get beeped at, flipped off, and told to go fuck myself at least five times a day on my commute.

    If this fat ugly cunt beeped at me I would probably try and bounce my dunks cup off her windshield

  • Observer
    August 23, 2021 at 11:10 pm

    Duxbury (deluxbury) has had the same problematic people for years, imagine residents of Brookline or Newton but with ocean front property.

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    August 23, 2021 at 11:00 pm

    The only thing more boring than this woman’s retail misadventure is this whole article retelling it while making it even longer and more boring.

    I actually had a similar boring incident this weekend that no one could possibly give a shit about. It involved a really angry Public Storage employee trying to kick me and my husband out for implying he might not like gay people. I had to call the cops, and they actually came and helped. I love cops.

    I would tell you more, but even this small amount of the story is already too boring.

    • Calm WhiteDad
      August 23, 2021 at 11:51 pm

      I’d literally rather be gay than be married to that Duxbury whale-wildebeest hybrid.

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