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21 Comment(s)
Why are you still here?
Didn’t think you’d be such a little bitch about destroying your own site. Oh well.
The comment section needs to die now, if you’re still gonna comment on these retarded facebook stories like Alexander rich retard, feel free.
It is now a metric of pathetic-ness to be commenting here.
He used to cut holes in his pockets and stick his boner through so you could see the head poking out as some weird joke. Totally not surprised to see him now doing this.
I used to know a guy that did the same shit lol. Except he would make it look like he had his hands full and say to people “hey can you reach in my pocket and grab my keys” and they would find his dick.
Tucker will interview Danish cartoon sensation Willyman on tonight’s show. A must see.
1. It’s 2021, they’re called dictures.
2. He’s fuckee.
3. The girl who’s gotten 4 of them and never blocked him must kinda like it.
So mommy and daddy get upset when someone talks about it?? I wonder if his folks “friends” would like to see said pics..(of course, covered up) but share the article…share the love, now that would surly upset them. 🙂
Why is the Gay guy sending dick pictures to Women.
Fucking faggot
If your cover picture is eminem from the video stan, a song he wrote about fantasizing about a gay man fantasizing about him, then you are a giant faggot.
Wow, can’t wait to see this important piece of investigative journalism on Tucker tonight!!!
You want to see the dick pics and you know it!
Yes Tucker will be interviewing the Penis Puppets from penispuppets.com. I am sure it is a show that you are all not wanting to miss.
The real Orion here, just wanted to give a shout out to all my fans. I’m honestly surprised Aiden hasn’t offered me money to post more comments. I drive a lot of traffic to this site.
Thanks for the down votes Aiden.
I know these stories are what your readers want. Not!
” You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky”
– Michael Scott
The only way to stop this sick bastard is to lock him up like you would do with any creep swinging his johnson in public. TB’s attempt at shaming will do nothing to deter him because it hasn’t in the past and never will.
Wow the dick pick capitol of the internet!
Could there be anything more interesting for the people that log onto this site?
I can think of at least a hundred things.
Dick pics are not what people want to read about.
Please try something else.
Oh, yes I am still here , but I wish the dick/wanker stories weren’t. You want national recognition and all that you can come up with are story after story about dicks.
I think you will have to do a little better than sausage stories
Wow up to 5 down votes now
These turtles sure hate when anyone speaks ill of their most favored dick pic stories.
What a bunch of sick fucks you are.
Speak for yourself.
Which of these two things makes TurtleBro a bigger faggot?
1) Writing long articles about all the hot dick pics he has been looking at,
OR
2) Not posting the hot dicks pics for us to see for ourselves.