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21 Comment(s)
  • Krispen Wah
    August 11, 2021 at 10:32 am

    Why are you still here?

    Didn’t think you’d be such a little bitch about destroying your own site. Oh well.

    The comment section needs to die now, if you’re still gonna comment on these retarded facebook stories like Alexander rich retard, feel free.

    It is now a metric of pathetic-ness to be commenting here.

  • I went to middle school with him
    August 10, 2021 at 9:40 pm

    He used to cut holes in his pockets and stick his boner through so you could see the head poking out as some weird joke. Totally not surprised to see him now doing this.

    • Pocket Cock
      August 11, 2021 at 10:00 am

      I used to know a guy that did the same shit lol. Except he would make it look like he had his hands full and say to people “hey can you reach in my pocket and grab my keys” and they would find his dick.

  • News Flash
    August 10, 2021 at 7:01 pm

    Tucker will interview Danish cartoon sensation Willyman on tonight’s show. A must see.

  • Chris
    August 10, 2021 at 5:59 pm

    1. It’s 2021, they’re called dictures.

    2. He’s fuckee.

    3. The girl who’s gotten 4 of them and never blocked him must kinda like it.

  • Jean Asadoorian
    Jean A Asadoorian
    August 10, 2021 at 2:16 pm

    So mommy and daddy get upset when someone talks about it?? I wonder if his folks “friends” would like to see said pics..(of course, covered up) but share the article…share the love, now that would surly upset them. 🙂

  • Barney Frank
    August 10, 2021 at 1:54 pm

    Why is the Gay guy sending dick pictures to Women.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Matt Damon
      August 10, 2021 at 4:32 pm

      Fucking faggot

  • Buck Breaker
    August 10, 2021 at 1:28 pm

    If your cover picture is eminem from the video stan, a song he wrote about fantasizing about a gay man fantasizing about him, then you are a giant faggot.

  • Youre going nowhere
    August 10, 2021 at 12:12 pm

    Wow, can’t wait to see this important piece of investigative journalism on Tucker tonight!!!

    • Bullshit!
      August 10, 2021 at 12:14 pm

      You want to see the dick pics and you know it!

    • Turtlepervs
      August 10, 2021 at 4:39 pm

      Yes Tucker will be interviewing the Penis Puppets from I am sure it is a show that you are all not wanting to miss.

  • Orion
    August 10, 2021 at 11:47 am

    The real Orion here, just wanted to give a shout out to all my fans. I’m honestly surprised Aiden hasn’t offered me money to post more comments. I drive a lot of traffic to this site.

  • Downvotes
    August 10, 2021 at 11:22 am

    Thanks for the down votes Aiden.
    I know these stories are what your readers want. Not!

  • mcg
    August 10, 2021 at 11:04 am

    ” You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky”
    – Michael Scott

  • Hu Fartted
    August 10, 2021 at 11:02 am

    The only way to stop this sick bastard is to lock him up like you would do with any creep swinging his johnson in public. TB’s attempt at shaming will do nothing to deter him because it hasn’t in the past and never will.

    August 10, 2021 at 10:52 am

    Wow the dick pick capitol of the internet!
    Could there be anything more interesting for the people that log onto this site?
    I can think of at least a hundred things.
    Dick pics are not what people want to read about.
    Please try something else.

    • Come on man
      August 10, 2021 at 10:59 am

      Oh, yes I am still here , but I wish the dick/wanker stories weren’t. You want national recognition and all that you can come up with are story after story about dicks.
      I think you will have to do a little better than sausage stories

      • Pingo
        August 10, 2021 at 4:15 pm

        Wow up to 5 down votes now
        These turtles sure hate when anyone speaks ill of their most favored dick pic stories.
        What a bunch of sick fucks you are.

    • Orion
      August 10, 2021 at 1:01 pm

      Speak for yourself.

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    August 10, 2021 at 10:44 am

    Which of these two things makes TurtleBro a bigger faggot?

    1) Writing long articles about all the hot dick pics he has been looking at,


    2) Not posting the hot dicks pics for us to see for ourselves.

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