Pudge Judy Gets Morons To Pay For Multiple Weekends In York Beach After Pretending That She’s Gonna Sleep In Car With Crotch Fruit


If you like to read about plus sized Q-Anon Moms using their crotch fruits and pretending to sleep in their car to get guilt ridden while liberals to pay for $300 hotel rooms and weekend getaways then click here to read about a local New Hampshire Mom who has mastered the art of dry begging on TB Daily News.



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31 Comment(s)
  • Hu Fartted
    August 3, 2021 at 2:19 pm

    Fat, lazy and sleazy is no way to go through life.

  • Raven Saunder's used tampon
    August 3, 2021 at 12:24 pm

    Simone Biles take a mental break from things, takes a break, gets backs in, and wins a medal.
    Turd boy takes a mental break, gets back in, and wins 2 restraining orders, beer obtained by lying, and is back to his old loser self.

    Moral of the story: saunder’s used tampon had more utility than turd boy. It will also be flushed faster and easier than turd boy.

  • katiecvw
    August 3, 2021 at 10:48 am

    dang, wish i could sit around all day doing tiktoks, smoking blunts, and taking free vacas all while collecting ridiculous sums of “free” money…. this whole working/being a productive citizen/parent thing?…. idk anymore….

    this sucks.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 3, 2021 at 9:14 am

    She has hyena dots on her shoulders

    Give a hyena a nose ring, and you’ve got her!

  • Red Dawn Obey
    August 3, 2021 at 7:08 am

  • Stop this circus ride I'm getting out of here!!!
    August 3, 2021 at 4:18 am

    Free Market system of SCAMS and entitlements.

    Anyone lend me $500,000 to buy a hunter Biden water color painting made with a crack pipe?

    Meanwhile $18/hour with shit benefits with mandatory drug testing and mandatory covid vaccine for Amazon order picking, fuck Amazon, Bezos, Zuckerberg, Gates, Dem collapsing city/states and their stolen election, election fraud machine.

    The BLM founder has a $30K security fence around one of her 4 mansions she bought with BLM donations. Australia is in lockdown with the army enforcing lockdown and mandatory vaccines.

  • JLZY
    August 2, 2021 at 10:39 pm

    “ curvy” ≠ lozenge-shaped

  • Aidan, you are a piece of shit
    August 2, 2021 at 10:35 pm

    Another LEO from the Jan. 6th attacks took his life.
    Stop being such a POS Aidan, and stop throwing mud at us.
    Said it before and I will say it again, you are either with us or not.
    Pick a side buttercup.

    • stfu limp dick
      August 3, 2021 at 4:04 am

      You make somebody else’s suicide about yourself you narcissistic attention whore. show some respect!

  • Haverhill Landlord
    Haverhill Landlord
    August 2, 2021 at 10:29 pm

    Go figure, a white trash single mom likes going to York Beach. Who knew?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    August 2, 2021 at 8:59 pm

    Hey, if you can’t beat ’em join ’em.
    I made a list of items I will be accepting from Turtleboy readers:
    –Gift certificates to Northeast Alternatives of Fall River Marijuana Dispensary
    –1.75l bottles of Hennessy VS Cognac
    –Size 13EEE Jordan’s
    –30 packs of Colt 45
    –Password to your Pornhub Premium account
    It’s been a tough year with Covid and all. These items would really help out greatly. Thank you for your consideration.

    • Oh Tom, how could leave this off?
      August 2, 2021 at 9:17 pm

      -Chicago Bulls Hat, flat brimmed of course

  • Bill Cribben
    August 2, 2021 at 8:38 pm

    Liz Tom Mountain would like to strap it on with you in York Labor Day Weekend.

  • Shane Hoban
    August 2, 2021 at 8:26 pm

    I’d let this slimy salamander give me a fackin’ Lipnicki anyyyy day of the week. Yahoooooo! Kayla Noel-Brown for captain!

  • Um…”Tha…a…a…nks ”…Mom…?
    August 2, 2021 at 7:36 pm

    Thank GOD that little girl is not in school right now. Those kids would CRUCIFY her. HOW obvious is this? If you have limited means but you want to tell your kid that you’re going on an “adventure”…just fucking do it. Sleep in your fucking car until someone tells you that you can’t. Then you move your fucking car somewhere else. You don’t go online to play your fucking violin kniwing…just fucking KNOWING…that a bunch of well- intentioned “suckers” are gonna pay your freight. How you wouldn’t be fucking MORTIFIED is beyond comprehension. I’m fucking embarrassed just reading this shit.
    Shameless, shameless muzzler.

  • Mr Magoo
    Asking For A Friend
    August 2, 2021 at 7:34 pm

    What are the chances she has a onlyfans?

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    August 2, 2021 at 7:26 pm

    Where’s her coon boyfriend?

  • Orion
    August 2, 2021 at 7:06 pm

    I hate this girl. Well not her, but a chick I use to dig that looks like her. I thought I was dating her for several months but she was really just using me to buy her tons of stuff and take her to fancy restaurants. The last time I saw her, we were at a restaurant, and as soon as my steak was severed, her real boyfriend showed up and literally dumped me from my chair like a dump truck. I looked up and saw them both laughing. She told me to pay for dinner because he’s an old highschool friend and they needed to catch up over dinner by themselves. I knew I shouldn’t pay, but I did and I haven’t heard from her since.

    • MJ
      August 2, 2021 at 11:10 pm

      Are you for real? How on Earth do people as dumb as you exist? You actually paid after he dumped you out of your chair instead of punching him in his face? This has to be a joke

  • Doofy
    August 2, 2021 at 6:50 pm

    No different than making a go-panhandle/fund me for a trip to montana. You only do it because you know these idiots are too stupid to question it. Cant believe they couldn’t figure out the whole kirk minihane stunt. They really are fucking stupid.

  • Do as I report,not as I do!
    August 2, 2021 at 6:26 pm

    Uncle Doofey here is shaming someone for doing exactly what he does.

    He should give her the secret on how to score free old Sam’s.

    Oh, you did not know?

    Genius here picked up the Sams cold, but was too cheap to get a cooler and some ice, or put it in his fridge (I am starting to believe the rumor he is back at his mom’s place).
    So the people that made it to the Golf event got skunky beer.

    TurtleBoySports events, where you can get the runs, Salmonella, and STDs (if you are into gay stuff or skanks…. well one old racket one) all at the same time.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 2, 2021 at 6:24 pm

    I have no problem with this! If it’s liberals that are throwing their money at her, then bring it on!

    None of these idiots get a penny from me outside of the theft aka taxes I’m forced to pay and which I have no say on how it is spent…..

    And folks, the nose ring. The nose ring tells all. Want to judge someone by their appearance and be right 99.9% of the time? Look for the nose ring.

    The Nose Ring indicates: Liberal; mentally-ill; promiscuous; narcissistic; entitled; broke; works minimally, if at all.

    Now you have it: the nose ring – the fool-proof way to avoid idiots.

    Over and out.

  • Buck Breaker
    August 2, 2021 at 6:15 pm

    “Been clean for 3 years in November. Now watch these videos of me taking shot and smoking blunts”

  • Oh unc
    August 2, 2021 at 5:57 pm

    “Personally I would feel uncomfortable accepting all this free stuff from strangers”


    I do have to hand it to you, you are incredibly shameless.

    • MJ
      August 2, 2021 at 11:18 pm

      This is his job. Why shouldn’t he get compensation for all his research and reporting? It keeps people like you entertained enough to keep coming here. This girl isn’t providing facts and entertainment for anyone or even working at all….she’s just a bum begging for free shit

      • Ok Aidan
        August 3, 2021 at 12:14 am

        Only reason people still bother is because most of it is free.
        Go get a real job and stop leeching from the wife.

      • randiguy2006
        August 3, 2021 at 2:09 pm

        “research and reporting”…the new copying and pasting.

  • 2wEntEe
    August 2, 2021 at 5:53 pm

    Hey Miss Piggy, it’s Live free or Die not Live Freeload or Die.

  • Boe Jiden
    Nod Joedin
    August 2, 2021 at 5:32 pm

    She’s an American first and a grifter second. These are the people who are people that need the things first and second most. Listen first, hear second, and understand third. Who’s on first?
    Nod Joedin that’s who! And thou shalt get it like the scripture states. All for those and none for those that oppose.
    Nod Joedin here.
    Thank you and Good Sundown.

  • Ron Jeremy
    August 2, 2021 at 5:30 pm

    I usually dont put ratchet up like this in hotel rooms, but when I do, the deal is I get to rawdog them and shoot my load inside of them…and usually I get my way.

  • Orion
    August 2, 2021 at 5:24 pm


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