Since this is techinically a sportball blog I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention the elephant in the room:
We all knew this day was coming eventually. I really thought he’d be back for a year or two more, but apparently Belichick showed that literally anyone who is no longer a long term benefit to the future of the Patriots is on the chopping block, including the GOAT. No, Brady isn’t leaving for more money. He’s leaving because they don’t want him anymore. He’s outlived his usefulness for Belichick, and we have to trust Belichick. As for now, we gotta be all in on Teddy Bridgewater.
Odds to be the Patriots QB for Week 1 of the 2020 season (BetOnline):
Jarrett Stidham +250
Teddy Bridgewater +275
Andy Dalton +350
Derek Carr +600
Jimmy Garoppolo +1000
Nick Foles +1400
Philip Rivers +1400
Jameis Winston +2000
Joe Flacco +2500
Cody Kessler +3300
— Odds Shark (@OddsShark) March 17, 2020
No way Jarrett Stidham is ready. They put him in one game last year and he shit his pants. Bridgewater kept the Saints at the top of the standings while Drew Brees was hurt most of the season. I don’t want any gingers, so Dalton is out. Derek Carr sucks. Nick Foles, the wound is fresh with that one. Jimmy G? Worst rumor ever. Jameis is a joke. Flacco blows. Kessler? Fuck off? Phil Rivers isn’t moving his litter of crotch fruits to New England.
The only choice is Bridgewater. Get him, then draft (if they have a draft) QB in the second or third round. Have the new guy compete with Stidham for the backup job which makes both of them better. Teddy is 27, which is exactly the age you want your bridge guy (no pun intended) to be.
As for Brady, I’ve always aid he’s going to Tampa Bay.
Updated odds for what team Tom Brady will be on for Week 1 of the 2020 season (BetOnline):
— Odds Shark (@OddsShark) March 17, 2020
It makes too much sense. He’s gonna go to the Chargers, play for that sinking suckbag ship, and compete against Pat Mahomes twice a year? And why would they wanna replace one aging QB for another? Tampa has the best receiving duo in the league, an offensive minded coach who developed Andrew Luck and nearly got Carson Palmer to the Super Bowl, and the weather is good for Giselle. They went 7-9 and would probably be better if they didn’t have a QB who threw 30 INT’s in a year. Great place to play a little more football and keep your wife happy.
It was a great run while it lasted. We’ll always be able to tell our kids about the greatness that we got to witness for 19 years. Every single Sunday was a constant reminder that God loves us more, and that’s not going to change after GOAT leaves.
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How long after he retires will it be before he comes out of the closet and admits he’s been taking in in the balloon knot from his trainer?
I didn’t see Colin Kaepernick in those betting odds. At least Brady will be living in the same state as me, NO state income tax Florida.
And today I awake to find out I’m a Tampa Bay Bucs fan.
Brady…meet cliff, and Tom Brady has fallen off, oh my. I told you rubes first. At least this Stidham kid won’t berate teammates the way Brady. Brady was hot garbage the second 1/2 of last season. Bonus, no more listening to his whiny father anymore.
God loves us so much around here he gave us such beautiful woman like the doughy 2’s who think they’re 3’s and lovely ice cold water rocky shit hole beaches that cost $25 to go to fir that 1 month of year you can. Yes we’re so blessed around here.
He was pretty good but couldn’t beat Eli Manning when it mattered. He turned into a wimp after the press saw the MAGA hat in his locker.
Good for Brady who wants to play for a kike diddler like Bob Kraft. Fake sports isn’t worth it.
Somewhat ironic if his wife forced him to leave Massachusetts. If so it might be the first time in recorded history that a Brazilian left this state voluntarily.
Biggest swerve in sports EVER. Brady will sign with the NE Patriots by the start of the baseball season, oh wait…the Boston Marathon, oh wait thats right, Mother’s Day???
There will be a Brady statue, quite deservedly. He surpassed all the Boston sports legends years ago – bigger than Bobby, Bird, Williams and Ortiz. He can also be blamed for turning the beat up and angry typical Boston sports fan base into an arrogant, cocky and entitled half ass Boston sports fan base that makes attending Sox or Patriots games a painful experience where all you can think about is “how Boston fans used to give a fuck”.
With that said, I blame the wife. Bill probably had to deal with her nagging and subtle fucking thoughts (seeds) via Brady proxy for the last 10 years. Women fuck everything up. If not by themselves, then by how they can negatively influence the greatest of men, even Bill and Tom.
There is no one bigger than Larry Bird!
Brady was a system QB that was lucky enough to play for the greatest coach ever. Bobby Orr revolutionized his position. Slow footed Tom Bundchen couldn’t carry his gym bag. Bye overrated egomaniac, bet the Patriots have a better record thank Tampa Bay if that’s where he ends up.
Teddy Bridgewater will make everyone forget about Brady. He’s washed up, think Willie Mays with the Mets. Brady had a great run and now it’s over. Coach Belichick’s chance to show everybody who the most important part of the dynasty.
Too bad Bridgewater’s going to the Panthers. You heard it here 2nd.
I’m glad he is gone. I hope the patriots suck for the next 19 years, along with the other local teams. I’ll still be a fan and watch and attend games but I just want those fucking retarded sports talk radio douchebags to crawl back into whatever hole they came out of. They have been trashing Brady for years, when without him none of them would have had a job, or would have had one paying on par with a movie theater attendant. I hope all these contrarian faggots like felger and Adam Jones saved their money because nobody is going to listen to them trash Andy daulton or teddy bridgewater.
I bet that rice loving wife of his wanted to be closer to the 3rd world shithole she’s from.
Well he’s gone. Can’t help but think that some of this had to do with the fact that their were no weapons to support him offensively. Shortage of skill players on the O line as well as at the skill positions. Pass catchers, running game, third down backs.
I go back to the beginning with the Boston Patriots of Billy Sullivan and this team could turn into one of those early teams.
He left cause his wife wants to ‘live someplace nicer’ cunt
We should have a Tom Brady parade to thank him for 20 great years. What he accomplished was an anomoly that you will NEVER see repeated in the NFL again.
Do they still follow sports even though the unhealthy are being eliminated within next 5 weeks?
He’s an annoying little pissant. Oooooooh!
Hows the aids treatment going
Gisele is not Brazilian but German her family fled nazi Germany after ww2 because they were upper class. I wonder if she calls herself a minority
Agreed. Bridgewater’s a decent choice, probably the only choice.
Maybe Kraft gave up Brady to Florida to finally get the cops off his back in the sex case. If so, expensive little affair. Good example of the butterfly effect.
Still no income tax in Florida, right? Add that to the equation.
Brady is a traitor! There is no loyalty! I know he stunk last year but he doesn’t know when to hang them up! What are they going to do now? No plan!! 2020 is the worst!!!
I thought Titans or bucs , with the big contract just paid by the Titans, Tampa is my guess too
As much as I’ve enjoyed watching #12 over the years, it was time. The pick six in the Miami game to end his career here says it all. Belichick will win without Tom…that is, if we all don’t die in this latest apocalypse and the NFL plays again.
The real friggen tragedy here is no goddamn hockey when the Bruins were in the business of crushing the rest of the NHL.
Ummm, the pick six was the Titans
My bad buddy! I was thinking of Rowe’s pick 6 against Tom in his last home game, just after Christmas last year. I’ll take an extra lap.
MONEY! It’s always about the money. At least we won’t have to listen to Giselle anymore. Tchau, biatch!
A concise summation of today’s events, and some insightful predictions. Thanks UT.
So glad we got “crotch fruits” in this blog!!! I thought it wouldn’t be possible.
I’m not a Patriots fan, I’ve never been a Tom Brady guy either but I don’t want to see him leave the Patriots. In the end, the guy was one of the best to play his position and he should retire a Patriot. Especially since he’s still better than 3/4 of the QB’s in the league. I want to see the Patriots lose WITH Tom Brady not with some hack. The rest of the league should feel the same way. Beat the Patriots WITH Brady. Otherwise it’s meaningless.