We’re doing a free March Madness pool this year on Turtleboy which you can join by clicking here. You don’t have to know anything about college basketball to join, as usually it’s some random chick who wins the whole thing, so feel free to join no matter how dumb you are. The more the merrier. We’re giving out Turtleboy gear for prizes, so what do you have to lose? You can enter up to 3 brackets, and leaders after the first 2 and 4 rounds get free stuff. Points are as follows:
Round 1 – 1 x seed of winner
Round 2 – 2 x seed of winner
Round 3 – 4 x seed of winner
Round 4 – 7 x seed of winner
Final 4 – 14 x seed of winner
Championship – 20 x seed of winner
If you pick a 1 seed to win in the first round and they win, you get 1 point. If you pick a 12 seed to win in the first round and they win you get 12. This incentivizes taking chances on lower seeded teams instead of just picking all the 1 seeds. Games begin tomorrow, so get yours done soon.
Good talk, see you outside.
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You will lose.
(I will win).
I love ratchet madness on TBS live where uncle is breaking everything down with the Chicago Bulls theme song playing in the background. Absolute classic and hysterical.
Some random chick……..no matter how dumb you are….
and I’m still reading turtle scribbles??
Screw these wannabe kneelers.
When is RATCHET Madness coming out? That’s where the real action is!
Let me tell you something!!!!
I would rather drink turpentine and piss on a bonfire!
That’s some funny shit, Fire Marshall Bill!
Great! I was going to buy a hat but I think I’ll save my money and try and win one.
Sorry, looks fun but I was told to just shut up and just read the blog.