Win Free Turtle Gear By Joining Turtleboy March Madness Pool 


We’re doing a free March Madness pool this year on Turtleboy which you can join by clicking hereYou don’t have to know anything about college basketball to join, as usually it’s some random chick who wins the whole thing, so feel free to join no matter how dumb you are. The more the merrier. We’re giving out Turtleboy gear for prizes, so what do you have to lose? You can enter up to 3 brackets, and leaders after the first 2 and 4 rounds get free stuff. Points are as follows:

Round 1 – 1 x seed of winner

Round 2 – 2 x seed of winner

Round 3 – 4 x seed of winner

Round 4 – 7 x seed of winner

Final 4 – 14 x seed of winner

Championship  – 20 x seed of winner

If you pick a 1 seed to win in the first round and they win, you get 1 point. If you pick a 12 seed to win in the first round and they win you get 12. This incentivizes taking chances on lower seeded teams instead of just picking all the 1 seeds. Games begin tomorrow, so get yours done soon.

Good talk, see you outside.



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8 Comment(s)
  • Observer X
    Ivan Drago
    March 19, 2021 at 8:56 am

    You will lose.

    (I will win).

  • Judge dread
    March 19, 2021 at 5:34 am

    I love ratchet madness on TBS live where uncle is breaking everything down with the Chicago Bulls theme song playing in the background. Absolute classic and hysterical.

  • Cletus
    March 18, 2021 at 4:13 pm

    Some random chick…… matter how dumb you are….
    and I’m still reading turtle scribbles??

  • BucketNutz
    Dick Vitale’s Diaper
    March 18, 2021 at 1:07 pm

    Screw these wannabe kneelers.
    Hard pass.
    When is RATCHET Madness coming out? That’s where the real action is!

  • Fire Marshall Bill
    March 18, 2021 at 12:21 pm

    Let me tell you something!!!!
    I would rather drink turpentine and piss on a bonfire!

    • honky
      March 20, 2021 at 6:41 am

      That’s some funny shit, Fire Marshall Bill!

  • randiguy2006
    March 18, 2021 at 10:06 am

    Great! I was going to buy a hat but I think I’ll save my money and try and win one.

  • randiguy2006
    March 18, 2021 at 10:04 am

    Sorry, looks fun but I was told to just shut up and just read the blog.

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