God Loves Us More But He Hates Kyrie Irving 


We all watched the abortion of a sportball team known as the Boston Celtics bring shame to the City of Champions tonight, losing in the way we all knew they would lose – creampie style. And I couldn’t be happier to say with confidence that we will never, ever see Kyrie Irving in a Celtics uniform again. Good riddance. Does Brookyln or the Knicks even want him at this point? Does Kevin Durant want to leave the greatest dynasty since the Bulls and hitch his wagon to this idiot?

This team was one win away from the NBA Finals last year in a conference that had LeBron James in it. They managed to get a million times worse this year and it was all his fault. He’s an overly dramatic flat-earther chick, whose peer group includes Nathan from the Bristol Turtlechick show. He ruined Jason Tatum and Jaylen Brown by constantly ragging on them to the media. He ruined Gordon Hayward. He ruined Terry Rozier. We had a really nice a likeable team that was one star player away from being a championship contender, and he was supposed to be that guy. Then this happened:

You don’t airball a shot like that unless you simply do not give a fuck. Then afterwards he gives a press conference in which he says he’s “moving onto the next thing.”

Good. Get off my lawn and never come back. You cannot win with this guy leading your team. He’s a fine Robin but he’s no batman. I would much rather see if Brown and Tatum can develop into stars, and they can’t do that with him on the team. Get Kemba Walker in here for a couple years and that’s what will happen.

Last week I put a poll question up on Facebook – who would you rather have, Damian Lillard or Kyrie Irving. Irving won 68 to 32 percent. Anyone who voted for Kyrie doesn’t watch basketball. Damian Lillard is a cutthroat winner with big balls. Kyrie Irving is a chick who won because he had the best player on the planet on his team. We all loved him because he wanted to leave LeBron, but looking back at it that’s because he WAS LeBron. You can’t have two chicks on the same team. He didn’t leave Bron because he’s better than Bron, he left because he’s a selfish narcissist who wanted to prove that he could win with his own squad, and obviously he can’t.

The bad news is the Bucks aren’t going anywhere. That whole team is young and they have the superstar. The good news is the Sixers are relying on a guy who can’t stay healthy and another guy who can’t shoot, so their franchise is even less stable than then our’s. And I can’t imagine Kawhi Leonard settling down in Toronto, not gonna happen. I still believe this team can compete with Milwaukee without Kyrie because God loves us more. He just doesn’t love flat earther pussies like Kyrie.





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16 Comment(s)
  • z
    May 9, 2019 at 10:56 am

    Can you picture Garnett, Bird, Ainge, McHale, Parrish + Johnson being such an asshole?
    Or just about anyone in Hall of Fame?

    I understand people have bad games. You rarely if ever see the attitude. You fucking suck sometimes and mail it in. Yet, you talk about yourself like you are a Master of the Universe.
    The greats could have bad games. If it looked like they gave their all, all could be forgiven. I don’t remember a lot of the greats patting themselves on the back.

    When the Mendoza line is David Price and you are below that, there’s something wrong in your head. David Fucking Price isn’t this bad. Ponder that for awhile.

    WEEIs web site has a good article about Irving. Rare, I know.

    • Julie the Jarhead
      May 10, 2019 at 2:59 pm

      Larry Bird was an asshole … just ask his daughter, the one he never acknowledged.

      Let me say that again … Larry Bird was, and is, an asshole.

      • Brigham’s
        May 11, 2019 at 12:22 am

        How did we inherit you?
        You banned from comments on Medford social media?

  • WHUD FM 100.7
    May 9, 2019 at 10:36 am

    Only James L. Dolan is stupid enough to want this malcontent for the Knickerbockers. The letter L is synonymous, as it stands for ”loser.” Shekyria’s whines will fit in well for about 6 minutes at 4 Pennsylvania Plaza, until the boos from the blues (seats) come cascading down…

  • Woman Adult Human Female
    May 9, 2019 at 9:14 am

    I love Greek Freak. Sorry not sorry!

  • LeftyLit
    May 9, 2019 at 8:16 am

    The NBA is not a good product. This is the playoffs and it has less intensity than any Y or parks pick-up game. Comparing it to the NCAA tournament, where every possession from tip off to the final second is crucial, The NBA plays somewhat hard in the last 5 minutes. I tried watching some of the playoff games but tuned out to watch some Big Bang Theory re-runs.

  • You Play A Game For A Living
    May 9, 2019 at 7:49 am

    I’m sick of pro basketball and college basketball is getting just as bad. These barely literate jerks run around like what they are doing is important. Guess what guys? It’s not
    Have any of you seen the show on liberal HBO where Lebrun and friends sit around a barber shop shitting on white people? It’s dusg and they even had Kimmel on waving his white guilt flag. Close the NBA for a few years and humble these guys up. Let them have to really work for a living

  • Grandpa Jones
    May 9, 2019 at 7:43 am

    Kyrie Irving is a piece of shit. He mentally checked out of Boston months ago. He hates Boston, the young talented players here and it shows with his attitude and body language and effort or lack there of. His smarter than though, how dare you question me, press conferences were case studies in what a sociopathic overpaid athlete looks like. Compare this rent a player to Isaiah Thomas who was all in on this team, bled green and was a die hard Celtic. Thomas’ sister gets killed in a car crash and Isaiah is out there playing his heart out with one of his best games as a Celtic. I’d rather go to war with one Isaiah Thomas than 100 Kyrie Irvings.

    Great take on this fraud UT you nailed it. He’s ruined this team. They were a a much better team last year, gritty defense minded hard playing machine ..:..all with this fucker on the bench. I say GTFOH Irving, you were never a Celtic, just a paid contractor to do a job that you fucked up and then left the job site in ruins. I hope karma catches up to this asshole and he suffers in obscurity with some team that gets 12 wins in a season.

  • Kyrie, Take “Coach” Stephens with you
    May 9, 2019 at 7:23 am

    Sorry but i think Brad Stephens is a big part of this trainwreck. They constantly throw up 3’s yet people are open in the paint. Bad Stephens lives and dies with thw 3 and the Celtics died. Go back to college basketball Bad Stephens. Youre just as guilty as Kyrie.

    • Grandpa Jones
      May 9, 2019 at 7:51 am

      agreed, the NBA has turned into a game of camp out at the 3 point line and haul it up to the player standing around waiting to toss it. The C’s died by the 3, what the hell happened to trying to attack the basket with layups and punish the defense with cutters and movement of your guards. The game is unwatchable now, it’s not basketball anymore. To see the Celtics fake a layup just to pass it out to the 3 point line where everyone is just standing around is maddening. Even when given the chance to score at the basket they would kick it out. WTF

    • randiguy2006
      Randall Guy
      May 9, 2019 at 10:04 am

      It cant be Brads fault.

      He’s white.

      Its ALWAYS the black guys fault.

      (Kyrie ruined Hayward, AMIRITE, LOL)

  • z
    May 9, 2019 at 6:48 am

    The NBA keeps getting the accolades that it is a “Players League”. This is the result of that. You have to overpay for dicks that you hope can be kept under control long enough to accomplish something.

    This isn’t going to change because the rosters are too small and talent drop off is too great from the greats to the “Some guy/this year/this team”.

    I look at the Patriot’s Way of doing things and I look at the NBA way. It’s pathetic. In the NBA coaching is a suggestion.

    I never have been a “Fan” of anything where I use “We won” or “We Should”. I didn’t win anything. I didn’t lose anything. I used to be. That ended with the Bill Buckner situation. Poor sap was out there hurt as hell. Not his fault he was the best the team could put out there. If the Sox had played with his resolve and guts they would have won. He got no credit for gutting it out. I lost the “We” portion of being a fan after the fans turned on him.

    I tend to follow a team where information such a TV is readily available to watch that team. Because I’m not an owner or player, I prefer to actually want to have likeable people playing over “I don’t care if he’s a dick, we win with him.” Or if not likeable, the person is smart enough to keep their mouth shut. Where’s the enjoyment watching an asshole ply their trade? Might as well just watch whatever game of the day MLB, NHL, NFL or NBA tosses up on one of the networks.

  • TDF
    May 9, 2019 at 6:46 am

    Tom Brady and David Ortiz needs to take his ass to the Wood Shed for a good old fashion Whoopin’

    Guy’s got no heart

  • Andrew
    May 9, 2019 at 2:44 am

    Get a fucking grip. It’s sports. Does your income hinge on whether or not Team X makes the next round of the playoffs?
    Enjoy the games, accept the end of a season like a goddamned adult, and watch the next team in season. You sound like the type to film yourself smashing your TV or burning a jersey like a spurned lover because “we” should’ve played better, as if you or any fans matter in the very least in the outcome of any game.
    Case in point why I love sports but absolutely hate sports fans. This hero worship is out of control.
    Care this hard about something that actually fucking matters.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    May 9, 2019 at 12:48 am

    Good riddance to the anti-team leader, fraud Kyrie.

  • Kyrie Puts the N in NBA
    May 9, 2019 at 12:06 am

    Go back to Africa

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