We all watched the abortion of a sportball team known as the Boston Celtics bring shame to the City of Champions tonight, losing in the way we all knew they would lose – creampie style. And I couldn’t be happier to say with confidence that we will never, ever see Kyrie Irving in a Celtics uniform again. Good riddance. Does Brookyln or the Knicks even want him at this point? Does Kevin Durant want to leave the greatest dynasty since the Bulls and hitch his wagon to this idiot?
This team was one win away from the NBA Finals last year in a conference that had LeBron James in it. They managed to get a million times worse this year and it was all his fault. He’s an overly dramatic flat-earther chick, whose peer group includes Nathan from the Bristol Turtlechick show. He ruined Jason Tatum and Jaylen Brown by constantly ragging on them to the media. He ruined Gordon Hayward. He ruined Terry Rozier. We had a really nice a likeable team that was one star player away from being a championship contender, and he was supposed to be that guy. Then this happened:
You don’t airball a shot like that unless you simply do not give a fuck. Then afterwards he gives a press conference in which he says he’s “moving onto the next thing.”
Good. Get off my lawn and never come back. You cannot win with this guy leading your team. He’s a fine Robin but he’s no batman. I would much rather see if Brown and Tatum can develop into stars, and they can’t do that with him on the team. Get Kemba Walker in here for a couple years and that’s what will happen.
Last week I put a poll question up on Facebook – who would you rather have, Damian Lillard or Kyrie Irving. Irving won 68 to 32 percent. Anyone who voted for Kyrie doesn’t watch basketball. Damian Lillard is a cutthroat winner with big balls. Kyrie Irving is a chick who won because he had the best player on the planet on his team. We all loved him because he wanted to leave LeBron, but looking back at it that’s because he WAS LeBron. You can’t have two chicks on the same team. He didn’t leave Bron because he’s better than Bron, he left because he’s a selfish narcissist who wanted to prove that he could win with his own squad, and obviously he can’t.
The bad news is the Bucks aren’t going anywhere. That whole team is young and they have the superstar. The good news is the Sixers are relying on a guy who can’t stay healthy and another guy who can’t shoot, so their franchise is even less stable than then our’s. And I can’t imagine Kawhi Leonard settling down in Toronto, not gonna happen. I still believe this team can compete with Milwaukee without Kyrie because God loves us more. He just doesn’t love flat earther pussies like Kyrie.
Hi @KyrieIrving is Janos . I am sory Bostons is not right place for you do to your basket ball perform . good luck play new team . if you go rat team knick you are be mad ok? . those guy are garbage team alway loose. this is best place but is not for you . good by
— Janos (@isjanosnba) May 9, 2019
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