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People Are Whining That I Was Too Hard On Cole Buckley For Throwing Bottle At Kyrie Irving But His Dindu Nuffin Livestream And Post-Bail Twisted Tea Bro Hugs Shows He Doesn’t Really Give A Shit

Uncle Turtleboy / June 1, 2021

  Yesterday I published a blog about Cole Buckley, the Braintree bro who was arrested for throwing a bottle at…

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Nudniks

Meet Cole Buckley: Braintree Chode Who Threw Bottle At Kyrie Irving, Goes To URI, And Really Cares About The Environment

Uncle Turtleboy / May 31, 2021

  I didn’t watch last night’s Celtics game because I won’t waste my time supporting a team that calls its…

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Social Justice Warriors

Jacob Blake Raped Baby Momma, Smelt Fingers And Said It “Smelt Like Other Men,” Was Attempting To Kidnap Kids, But The Bruins, Celtics, Red Sox And Everyone Else Are Honoring Him

Uncle Turtleboy / August 28, 2020

  Two years ago liberals pretended to give a shit about women who were victims of rape by blindly believing…

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Sports

God Loves Us More But He Hates Kyrie Irving 

Uncle Turtleboy / May 8, 2019

  We all watched the abortion of a sportball team known as the Boston Celtics bring shame to the City…

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All-Star Criminals

Boston Globe Falsely Reports That A Celtics Fan Called Demarcus Cousins The N Word, Celtics Issue Press Release Denying It Happened But Ban Minor Fan Anyway

Uncle Turtleboy / March 29, 2019

To read this blog on our ad free website TBDailyNews.com click here.  The Boston Globe and the MSM is running with…

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Mainstream Media Fails

NBC Bitch Boi Says That Black Celtics Players Are Upset That Gordon Hayward Gets Playing Time Even Though He Didn’t Interview Any Players 

Uncle Turtleboy / March 12, 2019

  Whenever the mainstream sports media is running low on cash and needs some easy click baiting, revenue generating garbage…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Shooting Victim Dressed In Kyrie Irving Uniform Playing NBA 2K At His Own Wake Is The Most Ratchet Way Anyone Has Ever Commemorated A Dead Guy

Uncle Turtleboy / July 9, 2018

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Sports

LeBron Can Never, Ever, Ever Play In The East Again After We Officially Murdered His Soul And Pissed On His Corpse, He Will Never Beat The Celtics Again

Uncle Turtleboy / May 15, 2018

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Podcasts

Celtics Will Beat LeBron, Brad Stevens Gets Boned, Kevin Perry Gets Revenge On Wife From Jail, Milford Statutory Stepdad, Boston Globe Race Baits 

Uncle Turtleboy / May 10, 2018

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Sports

“The Process” Apparently Means Al Horford Makes You His Bitch And You Give Us Free Draft Picks So Jayson Tatum Can Murder You

Uncle Turtleboy / May 5, 2018

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Lynn Roast Beef, Joe Early Tells Worst Lie Ever, Better Chance Of Winning East – Celtics Or Bruins, Uncle Turtleboy Ranks Final 4 Of Ratchet Madness 

Uncle Turtleboy / May 1, 2018

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Sports

The Celtics Are Gonna Be So Good For So Long Because God Loves Us More

Uncle Turtleboy / October 17, 2017

The Celtics Are Gonna Be So Good For So Long Because God Loves Us More Want to advertise with Turtleboy?…

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Sports

Gordon Hayward Is A Nice Consolation Prize, But The Celtics Still Are Not Getting Past The Cavaliers This Season, Because Danny Ainge Is Chicken Shit

Intern Turtle / July 6, 2017

Gordon Hayward Is A Nice Consolation Prize, But The Celtics Still Are Not Getting Past The Cavaliers This Season, Because…

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Sports

All The Rules That Don’t Apply To LeBron James In This Play Is Everything That Is Wrong With The NBA

Uncle Turtleboy / May 23, 2017

All The Rules That Don’t Apply To LeBron James In This Play Is Everything That Is Wrong With The NBA Want…

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Sports

Is Isaiah Thomas A Top 10 NBA Player? Here’s The Turtleboy’s Top 50 Players In The League

Uncle Turtleboy / May 16, 2017

Is Isaiah Thomas A Top 10 NBA Player? Here’s The Turtleboy’s Top 50 Players In The League Get the newest Turtleboy…

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Sports

The NBA Is A Joke

Uncle Turtleboy / February 16, 2017

The NBA Is A Joke Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information, and check out…

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This Guy Blowing Cocaine In Broad Daylight At A Celtics Game Is The Face Of The Trump Revolution

Uncle Turtleboy / March 8, 2016

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