Meet Cole Buckley: Braintree Chode Who Threw Bottle At Kyrie Irving, Goes To URI, And Really Cares About The Environment


I didn’t watch last night’s Celtics game because I won’t waste my time supporting a team that calls its fans racist and won’t criticize Kyrie Irving for doing so. But they apparently got creampied by the the Nets super team, Kyrie stomped on the Celtics logo on the way out, and then a fan threw a water bottle at him as he exited the arena.

His name is Cole Buckley, he’s from Braintree (obviously), and there’s a 99.9% chance this he owns several articles of clothing with the words “Saturdays are for the boys” on them.

Cole’s mother who worked as a radiologist at Brigham and Women’s, and his father just passed away in February. Their salaries went they could afford to waste $52K a year sending him to Thayer Academy, only for him to end up on Turtleboy.

Cole is a junior at URI and appears to be a brother in Lambda Chi Alpha, although it’s hard to tell if any of these cheese sandwich eaters is him.

And did I mention he’s an environmentalist?

The guy who’s concerned about the future of the environment is drinking out of plastic bottles and littering in public places. Take THAT climate change!

He’s currently getting demolished on his Facebook page, which he cannot deactivate because he probably hasn’t been bailed out of jail due to the fact that his dumbass got arrested on the day before a holiday.

Not that I give a shit what Kyrie Irving thinks, but he got exactly what he wanted – a white Boston fan to throw something at him so that he could turn around and point out that he was right about Boston being a racist city.


Underlying racism? Newsflash – he didn’t throw a water bottle at you because you’re black, he did it because you’re a dickhead. No other black players on their team had a water bottle thrown at them. Just you, because you came to Boston, underperformed, whined the entire time you were here, told the fans that you wanted to sign a long term deal and retire as a Celtic, ran to a super team because you couldn’t win if you were the leader, and then went to the middle of the court so you could stomp on the logo. You go EXACTLY what you wanted, and any championship you win will be fake, just like Kevin Durant and James Harden, who also had to flea their teams because they couldn’t win without surrounding themselves with other superstars.

P.S. Speaking of people who don’t matter, this might be the dumbest thing Martin Luther Cream has said in his long history of really dumb posts.


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89 Comment(s)
  • TOM
    June 2, 2021 at 10:54 am

    If you ask me Cole Buckley being charged with felony assault with a deadly weapon is a big overcharge for throwing a water bottle at Kyrie Irving. A possible 10 year prison sentence for this is a joke. I seen far more serious issues for much less than 10 years. After all Kyrie is a complete knucklehead and he deserved more water bottles thrown at him. The whole section should have thrown water bottles at him. Kyrie showed no respect to the Celtics origination and stomped on Lucky for no reason. Cole should not be punished at all. If I was there I would buy him a beer. Too bad Cole only grazed his head. It would have been better if he connected. Next year more water bottles with ice should be thrown at Kyrie, Kevin Durant and James Harden. Hope the Bucks destroy the Nets in the next round.

  • Pigmy
    June 1, 2021 at 6:04 pm

    How about changing the logo to a tiny negro with a crack pipe and an ak for a cane.
    It would seem that they more readily identify with that

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    June 1, 2021 at 5:51 pm

    Casual Observation:

    1) This kid is the Unexpected Hero: The race baiters (like KI) make these continued allegations about race, and the lay person can’t help but squint, tilt their head, and wonder who the real racists are.

    SideNote: If there’s any sport in Boston where you’ll see negroes in attendance, it’s going to be the Celtics.

  • Rooster77
    June 1, 2021 at 4:33 pm

    Is that Payton Pritchard? Did anyone notice him sneak into the stands behind the Net’s bench at the end of the game!!??

  • Chip Striker
    June 1, 2021 at 1:14 pm

    The real question here is, how can Monica make money off of this?

  • Joe "Jim Crow" Biden
    June 1, 2021 at 12:25 pm

    Of course Celtic fans are racist. They are almost 100% Democrats.

  • Hattie McBaggen
    Hattie McBaggen
    June 1, 2021 at 12:22 pm

    Of course Shawon King needed to chime in.

    I’d love to see Shawon King collaborate with Monique Canine-Grant. They are both complete failures on their own but if they can do what the Nets did and surround themselves with other prolific race-baiters, they just might have something.

    June 1, 2021 at 11:47 am

    Leave this fucking kid alone. You fucking pack of jackals.
    Just stick to your blowing loads and ass fucking everything that appears on this page.
    He is probably going through a rough patch in his life and all that you retards can do is pounce on him.
    He is just expressing his truth.
    You allow the nogs to do it.
    The least you can do is allow him to do the same.

      June 1, 2021 at 12:52 pm

      Dear Uncle Turtle
      I know that censorship is not such a good thing.
      But your web site is over run with perverts.
      Some kind of sane comments are informative and entertaining.
      You chase and expose perverts.
      But you allow them to cum on and ass fuck everything posted on this site.
      If you ever want national recognition you need to contain this juvenile dribble.
      Because any sane people will immediately discount the validity of this site as an out of control perv site.
      Good luck on that one.

        June 1, 2021 at 6:38 pm

        Your language more than qualifies in the perv department, so we’ll thank you to cease commenting. There. I got rid of one.

        June 1, 2021 at 11:05 pm

        Oh I see, you are trying to separate the juvenile perverts from your column
        A wise choice.
        They are ruining any chance of you getting any real national recognition.
        I truly wish you success.
        But any sane serious people would take one look at the comment section .
        With all of these assholes blowing wads and ass fucking retards are sabotaging any chance for you to expand your brand.

    • MJ
      June 1, 2021 at 6:40 pm

      I agree Cleamus. This kid has been through a lot lately and probably not in his right mind. Writing shit like this just makes it worse for him. If black people can throw rocks at cops, burn entire cities down and get away with it then this kid should get away with throwing a fucking harmless water bottle and miss his Mark

      June 2, 2021 at 2:03 am

      I can tell by the amount of down votes. That you mentally damaged retards enjoy trying to inflict emotionally pain on others. Is analgesic for you? Does it make you feel powerful? Does it help validate your existence? What a pathetic bunch of assholes you really are. Eat shit and die.

    • Take your medicine
      June 3, 2021 at 12:49 pm

      Boo Hoo.. Rough patch my ass too fuckin bad,everybody goes through them..that’s when your true character shows through obviously he has none…time to pay the fiddler kid

    • Take your medicine
      June 3, 2021 at 12:54 pm

      BooHoo rough patch my ass ,too fuckin bad, everybody goes through them,That’s when your true character shows through, obviously he has none..time to pay the fiddler kid

  • Cole's Mom
    June 1, 2021 at 11:25 am

    Has shamrocks where her nipples should be. Fuck the NBA

  • Chip Striker
    June 1, 2021 at 10:10 am

    Lob a half empty water bottle at an NBA player= get arrested.

    Throw frozen water bottles at police officers = peaceful protester.

    Makes sense.

  • ColesDad
    June 1, 2021 at 3:04 am

    His dad died of embarrassment

    • Cole's mom
      June 1, 2021 at 8:54 am

      My nipples are erect

  • Frats are Beards
    June 1, 2021 at 12:37 am

    Lambda Chi Alpha’s group pic screams Gayyyyy they have their hands all over each other.

    Frats are beards for queer college boys, BTW nice sport jackets and penni loafers you homos.

  • Burnt Cole
    May 31, 2021 at 11:26 pm

    If I would have known I would burn this badly for what I did, I would have thrown a cinder block instead!

  • Ingrid Pitta
    May 31, 2021 at 11:02 pm

    Kyrie is a choad.
    Cole is a choad.
    Both deserved what they got.

  • Angry taint
    May 31, 2021 at 10:06 pm

    Before I leave a comment, I just want TB to clarify the report that daughter (or wife?) Dating at black dude.
    I asked him directly, he never responded.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      May 31, 2021 at 10:30 pm

      Be fucking original.

      June 1, 2021 at 8:19 am

      Are you really too stupid to realize you left a comment? These TB haters sure are lacking

  • Bob’s Coozy
    May 31, 2021 at 9:43 pm

    Free Cole! Irving’s a bitch!

  • Deez
    May 31, 2021 at 9:18 pm

    Is there a legal defense fund for this kid one can donate to?

  • Long Dong Silver
    May 31, 2021 at 8:36 pm

    How many arrests were made with all the water bottles thrown at cops for the past year?

    How many arrests were made with all the increase in murders which are taking place this year?

    And of course:

  • P Disguisee
    Pistachio Disguisee
    May 31, 2021 at 8:32 pm

    Kyrie is the largest pile of shit I have ever seen….i ain’t gonna say the word but that is one ignorant ass black muthafucka….

    • Chris Tranos
      June 1, 2021 at 8:52 am

      Institution to

  • Geraldo Riviera
    May 31, 2021 at 7:49 pm

    A water bottle?! Big fackin deal!!

  • Spic Tormentor
    May 31, 2021 at 7:29 pm

    Surprised Kyrie didnt squeeze out a turd in his hand and throw it back since he is a damn dirty ape

  • Orion
    May 31, 2021 at 7:29 pm

    Great. This moron gave that dick Kyrie exactly what he was hoping for, now he and all the mindless blm supporters behind him are going to screech “SEE? SEE? They’re all racist!” for months to come now.

    May 31, 2021 at 7:09 pm

    Everything is color, color, color. Color is the only thing that matters. Everything is now spoken in color. Everything is now heard in color. And every thing is now only seen in color. I think that Crayola will benefit from this. They now only will have to fill the box with one color.

    • Linda Coralyn
      Done with this shit
      May 31, 2021 at 9:16 pm

      That color wouldn’t be black- black is not a color. It’s an absence of light. Black have been mis-identifying themselves all this time. They should be identifying as non/poc.

      Elimination wise, flesh tone would be the hands down winner. I’ll notify crayola.

  • No Irish Need Apply
    May 31, 2021 at 6:45 pm

    Back when the Celtics logo was created, the Irish weren’t considered “white.”

    • Way off
      May 31, 2021 at 7:29 pm

      The Celtics were formed in 1946, because the Irish OWNED Boston by that time and there already had been several mayors of Boston that could claim Irish heritage.

      The NINA sign was long an ancient relic by that time.

      Now, be a good boy, run upstairs, help your mom do the after dinner dishes and tell her you learned something today.

  • Crazy Chris
    May 31, 2021 at 5:53 pm

    Great article besides the absurd spelling and grammar mistakes. You’re supposed to be a journalist. How are people to take you seriously when you don’t even reread what you’ve typed once. It does matter and I bet it’s affecting your bottom line. Keep up the good work.

    • piss flaps pelosi
      June 1, 2021 at 9:02 am

      Kate Peter used to spell check while TB was firing loads into her face

      • Chris
        June 1, 2021 at 5:13 pm

        The horrific spelling and him taking the side of Tenet hospital instead of the nurses of his hometown are big mistakes. Pretty silly to write an article about Kyrie being a douche then one to clown the guy who did what everyone wanted to do him.

  • Crispy C
    May 31, 2021 at 5:47 pm

    Imagine spending all that money to send your kid to Thayer and he ends up at a shithole university like URI. Lol sad.

    • Says the shitbag HS graduate
      May 31, 2021 at 9:38 pm

      That likely has a minimum wage job.
      Now shut your mouth and go back to being a janitor!

  • Peter
    May 31, 2021 at 5:42 pm

    Ur waaaaaaaaaay wrong on this one Aiden. Kids a hero.

  • Poor kid
    May 31, 2021 at 5:40 pm

    Guy just lost both his parents in February? Damn….he gets a pass from me….as someone who lost both his parents a year a part in college I began “self medicating” too and made me behave i ways I never would’ve….

    I know he’s an adult and should know better but losing both your parents at 20 is rough

    • Say it like it is
      June 3, 2021 at 9:10 am

      Everbody loses someone.. he didn’t lose both his parents he lost his dad who was nonexistent in his life.. deal with your own grief,the kid did a stupid thing at the wrong place at the wrong with it

  • Jewish sports
    May 31, 2021 at 5:20 pm

    Time to change the logo to a Jewish leper at half court.

      May 31, 2021 at 6:37 pm

      Nope. Nothing less than a trans, double amputee Pakistani will do

    • Or....
      May 31, 2021 at 7:32 pm

      …just make your hot mom the cheerleader!

  • Jack
    May 31, 2021 at 5:08 pm

    I mean both former and current Celtics have acknowledged racism exhibited by its fans. You can choose to make excuses but bottom-line, there’s been many white jackassss that have come through Boston and I suspect the level of vitriol thrown their way is nowhere the same compared to a successful young black man who has a larger bank account than pretty much everyone in that stadium.

      May 31, 2021 at 6:34 pm

      Ok, by comparison- how many of those white jackasses used the media to spout racist comments like the successful young black man did? How many of those white jackasses showed the total disrespect your successful young black man did to the fans and the team of Boston?
      GFOH with your excuses. He’s trash. If you don’t see that, so are you

  • bill fleming
    May 31, 2021 at 5:04 pm

    Cole get a good lawyer and have him use the following defense “Your Honor my client is a progressive liberal who was not throwing the bottle at Mr. Irving my client was throwing the bottle at the white police officer working at the Garden and DA Rachel Rollins has already ruled that throwing bottles at white cops is not criminal offense in Boston.”

  • hartf811
    Beverly Farms
    May 31, 2021 at 4:24 pm

    Should have hit the mpg.
    He missed, he’s expendable.
    Take it like a white man champ.

    May 31, 2021 at 4:19 pm

    Irving should have ditched the game and just gone directly to one of the beach parties that are suddenly all the rage. I bet he coulda taken that little white boy, and where its blacks doing the assaulting, it’ll be a cultural thing, like their cultural knife fights and drive bys

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    May 31, 2021 at 4:09 pm

    Bet he shit his pants when they put him in a cell

  • Bob Cousy
    May 31, 2021 at 4:04 pm

    it’s a setup and a Cole is the fall guy. this is clearly another “psychological operation” by the BLM NBA agitators. there is no video to prove this? you trust NBA security to play this straight????

    May 31, 2021 at 4:01 pm

    I agree that if the act was indeed racist, it wouldn’t matter who it was thrown at. It was specifically thrown at the race baiting little bitch. Throwing anything at a person is wrong, kid deserves what he gets. Boston is fiercely loyal to its sports teams. Racist ballers need not apply. Irving- that would be you

  • Rockets Redglare
    May 31, 2021 at 3:54 pm

    Stick in a room of black guys now…

    • Fucking perv
      June 1, 2021 at 5:43 pm

      Yeah, they would just cum all over him, suck his dick and fuck him up the ass . Fucking perv

  • G Ber
    May 31, 2021 at 3:46 pm

    Why is he in jail? Threw a water bottle at someone, didn’t hit them, yet locked up?

    • Hu Fartted
      Two type of justice
      May 31, 2021 at 7:10 pm

      Destroy public property and set cop cars on fire and they’ll give you space. Toss a water bottle and an nba malcontent and they’ll throw the book at you. This is the state of our criminal justice system.

      • Orion
        May 31, 2021 at 7:35 pm

        Right? Vandalism, arson and mass-scale destruction of property is just “speaking your truth” if you’re black, and everybody is all but admitting that black people can’t help it. Doesn’t that sound racist to you? It does to me.

        • TOM
          June 2, 2021 at 11:11 am

          Yeah I know. Water bottle thrown at Kyrie is treated more seriously than looting. This is nuts. This kid deserves an award. The whole section should have thrown water bottles at all of the Net Players. Kyrie is not a good person.

  • juror seven esq.
    May 31, 2021 at 3:39 pm

    Basketball, and the NBA in particular has no connection to the real world. A closed shop to all but a few hundred individuals that have been blessed with certain skills that allow them to participate. What other skills that might be lacking do not matter to those that employ them. A billion dollar global industry is built on the backs of these “special” ones. There is a network of flunkies, groupies, assorted hanger-on’s that depend on these talented players for their own sorry existence.
    This cabal is supported by an industry made up of print, broadcast (TV & radio) along with the internet charged with glorifying their every action, be it on or off the court.
    A pox on the owners, the sponsors, the media, the fans that provide the capital that makes all this possible.

    • Metro West Guy
      I'd eat dirt before being lectured by a ball dribbling dunce
      May 31, 2021 at 4:33 pm

      +/- 12 months before Boston changes its mascot and becomes The Boston Basketball Team. Doubtful most people will even care, as the NBA is already on life support and should be dead fairly soon.

      • juror seven esq.
        May 31, 2021 at 5:16 pm

        Don’t confuse the Celtics with what the Red Sox would do. All time phony John Henry isn’t in charge here.

    May 31, 2021 at 3:36 pm

    Missed previous Kyrie article but:

    This area is ‘difficult’ to maneuver for those that may be outwardly different. More difficult than it ought to be. The term I use is ‘insular’. Former military, lived elsewhere and it’s strange here…but the money is good, so you quietly deal.

    -someone not born and bred here

    • Linda Coralyn
      Done with this shit
      May 31, 2021 at 4:52 pm

      Strange how? Serious question. And why would the money be enough to keep you here if your existence here is not fulfilling? I’m not talking about the racism, that’s equally distributed between whites and blacks. Specifically, what?

      • SURE....
        June 1, 2021 at 11:41 am

        Another you’re all racist- no I have no proof. But you are cause I’m black and I say so

    • Death
      May 31, 2021 at 7:37 pm

      I’m sorry you feel that way. Let me offer a few tips to help you blend in.
      Yield means step on it. Bonus if you don’t make eye contact with the other driver who’s already in the travel lane.
      Blinkers are situational at best: jumping 3 lanes in 100 feet to jump the exit requires a blinker and a wave. Taking a left turn or pulling to the shoulder does not, just stop in the road and make your maneuver.
      Sandles with socks is acceptable as long as it’s 50 or below.
      If you played high school football you must wear shorts in the winter.
      No tomatoes in clam chowder
      No mayonnaise on French fries
      Baked beans go with everything!
      Say it with me SO-DA
      It’s woo-stah, lemon-stah, les-stah, Peter’s ham!
      If you come from anywhere west of Pennsylvania or south of New Jersey, just move. You will never fit in.

  • Brian’s Song
    May 31, 2021 at 3:33 pm

    What a waste of an 8 dollar bottle of water. Next time throw a Fanta Orange. China Love NBA Long Time.

    Irving claims it’s so hard to deal with hecklers at games. I suggest he go for a walk in Chicago, St. Louis, New York, Detroit, Atlanta, etc. after 9 PM. Good Luck. Celtics Only Take Classy Players. You didn’t fit in.

    • Massholio
      May 31, 2021 at 9:52 pm

      He already drank it. It was a $0 empty bottle. Felony assault?!

        June 1, 2021 at 5:08 pm

        that was an empty 8 dollar bottle of water

  • Randy Ryder
    North of the Border
    May 31, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    Gotta love it when Talcum X piles on your shit.

    What’s next, you going to prison cause you didn’t get any jalapeño mac and cheese?

    As much as I can’t stand Kyrie, fuck that kid twice as hard. Here’s hoping he has to eat his own prison gravy.

  • Hey Sport
    May 31, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    Here it comes…. change the logo, change the name… it’s racist hahaha
    Don’t forget the Kings (that’s gender bias)
    The Wizards, also gender bias
    The Warriors, violence inciting
    The Lakers, discriminatory against land lovers… and on and on…
    Who cares what a person who makes millions for playing a sport has to say… play your sport and shut up
    And the water bottle kid is a donkey, wears Celtics jersey with no shirt under to game like their gonna ask him to play… tool bag

  • koalabear
    May 31, 2021 at 3:19 pm

    Based. Where can I donate to his bail fund/gofundme?

    • juror seven esq.
      May 31, 2021 at 3:51 pm

      This ‘crime” would come under the jurisdiction of Suffolk County DA “Rat shit” Rollins so isn’t this a no bail\no hold matter where the suspect (hasn’t had his day in court) only accused as this point is released on personal recognizance?

    • Death
      May 31, 2021 at 7:17 pm

      I’m sure the massachuessets bail fund already picked up the bail….oh wait…never mind. He’s white…they only bail out blacks who assault cops and burn buildings…my bad

    • jamal khashoggi's severed cock
      June 1, 2021 at 9:14 am

      120 Gaslight drive
      Weymouth, Ma.

      send cash or food stamps only

  • COVID boogers
    May 31, 2021 at 3:15 pm

    Bad news: gotta stay another night in the clink before arraignment.
    Good news: Holidays are turkey casserole nights

    • Fo Sho
      May 31, 2021 at 5:25 pm

      What !! ????? No bonless ham……

  • Mike Giannetti
    May 31, 2021 at 3:12 pm

    I was only 2 credits away from being a psychologist so I know how to diagnose people and this guy is just like Aiden he’s a social pathic ambidextrous. My real name is Michael Gotti and I’ve been sober for almost 3 weeks except for that one relapse and that’s because I was thinking about the Covid.

    • Fo Sho
      Luv My Gravy
      May 31, 2021 at 5:31 pm

      Mike the Whop……Credits or cromozones ????

      Maybe they ran down Mama’s leg……

  • Take your meds Unc
    May 31, 2021 at 3:03 pm

    You are whining about Irving and on the same week take a dump on a fan that did exactly what you insinuated on that 1st article.
    Take your meds and take a break Unc. You are losing cred points here with your own fanbase.

      May 31, 2021 at 3:55 pm

      Not a chance sparky. TBs fan base is solid. We don’t think much of you, though. But then, you’re just a troll.

      • Just sad
        May 31, 2021 at 9:04 pm

        I may be happen to chime in early (or, if you want to believe your own BS… a troll).
        But what is sad is how quick your chump ass jumped on it and try to white knight Unc.
        Unc built this site on the premise of allowing people to express their opinion.
        If my opinion hurts your tits… too bad buttercup.
        Go back to playing Dungeon and Dragons or Minecrafts, or whatever you geeks/losers do nowadays.

        • Linda Coralyn
          June 1, 2021 at 8:11 am

          Not white knighting anyone sparky. You’re under the mistaken belief that TB is losing popularity. Mistaken because it isn’t and won’t happen. If that hurts YOUR tits, we still don’t care. The geeks and losers on this site are here because we want to be, unlike you – you’re here because you have no where else to go. Must suck being you chump ass

  • Mark Whalberg
    May 31, 2021 at 2:44 pm

    Chucking bottles at nіggers is a proud tradition in Boston. Has been a long time hobby of mine, and yet the Boston liberals all still love me! I bet NBA players like Kyrie would have me over for dinner.

    • Linda Coralyn
      May 31, 2021 at 5:50 pm

      I bet your color could be described as non white.

      • Marky Mark Wahlberg
        May 31, 2021 at 8:45 pm

        It’s not a troll… Mark Wahlberg literally did that.

        He also chucked rocks at a school bus full of black kids while yelling nіgger, chased a 10 year old black girl with a rock while yelling “get the nіgger!!” beat an Asian mans head in with a pipe while calling him a slant-eyed gook, and shit stomped a Mexican man. And that’s only the stuff he was caught for.

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