I didn’t watch last night’s Celtics game because I won’t waste my time supporting a team that calls its fans racist and won’t criticize Kyrie Irving for doing so. But they apparently got creampied by the the Nets super team, Kyrie stomped on the Celtics logo on the way out, and then a fan threw a water bottle at him as he exited the arena.
Just as Kyrie Irving was leaving the TD Garden after Game 4 tonight, a Celtics fan threw a water bottle at Kyrie & got arrested for it pic.twitter.com/h5xREwMqKY
— Lee Harvey (@MusikFan4Life) May 31, 2021
His name is Cole Buckley, he’s from Braintree (obviously), and there’s a 99.9% chance this he owns several articles of clothing with the words “Saturdays are for the boys” on them.
Cole’s mother who worked as a radiologist at Brigham and Women’s, and his father just passed away in February. Their salaries went they could afford to waste $52K a year sending him to Thayer Academy, only for him to end up on Turtleboy.
Cole is a junior at URI and appears to be a brother in Lambda Chi Alpha, although it’s hard to tell if any of these cheese sandwich eaters is him.
And did I mention he’s an environmentalist?
The guy who’s concerned about the future of the environment is drinking out of plastic bottles and littering in public places. Take THAT climate change!
He’s currently getting demolished on his Facebook page, which he cannot deactivate because he probably hasn’t been bailed out of jail due to the fact that his dumbass got arrested on the day before a holiday.
Not that I give a shit what Kyrie Irving thinks, but he got exactly what he wanted – a white Boston fan to throw something at him so that he could turn around and point out that he was right about Boston being a racist city.
"You’re seeing a lot of old ways come up … just underlying racism and treating people like they’re in a human zoo."
–Kyrie on fans throwing things at players pic.twitter.com/vyMKqeh216
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) May 31, 2021
Underlying racism? Newsflash – he didn’t throw a water bottle at you because you’re black, he did it because you’re a dickhead. No other black players on their team had a water bottle thrown at them. Just you, because you came to Boston, underperformed, whined the entire time you were here, told the fans that you wanted to sign a long term deal and retire as a Celtic, ran to a super team because you couldn’t win if you were the leader, and then went to the middle of the court so you could stomp on the logo. You go EXACTLY what you wanted, and any championship you win will be fake, just like Kevin Durant and James Harden, who also had to flea their teams because they couldn’t win without surrounding themselves with other superstars.
P.S. Speaking of people who don’t matter, this might be the dumbest thing Martin Luther Cream has said in his long history of really dumb posts.
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