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Shooting Victim Dressed In Kyrie Irving Uniform Playing NBA 2K At His Own Wake Is The Most Ratchet Way Anyone Has Ever Commemorated A Dead Guy

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This is the most ghetto fabulous thing these eyes have ever seen…..

Renard Matthews’ mother said her son, who died two weeks ago, was a big Kyrie Irving fan. But just how big of a fan was the New Orleans teen of the Boston Celtics star? Renard’s body was prepared in his No. 11 Boston Celtics uniform for his wake this past Sunday, surrounded by his favorite snacks and “playing” NBA2K, in which the Celtics were taking on the Golden State Warriors. He was also wearing Celtics socks. Matthews was shot and killed two weeks ago. His funeral is Tuesday.

I guess when we die we all turn into Dennis Rodman.

Shocking this guy got shot. All you really need to know about him can be learned by looking at the names of his siblings:

Reion Carter, Miracle, and Merlecedes Matthews

If you think this wake was off the hook, wait until you see Merlecedes’. She’s gonna be buried riding shotgun on chrome 22’s. And don’t even get me started on Miracle’s wake. She’s gonna be buried in a casket full of mayonnaise.

My question is, why is he a Celtics and Kyrie Irving fan if he lives in Louisiana? Y’all got Anthony Davis. For now. He’s kind of better than Kyrie. Maybe this dude’s a flat earther too. Either way, this the most ratchet way I’ve ever seen someone commemorate their dead. Your move Brockton….

17 Comment(s)
  • Too Tall Tim
    July 16, 2018 at 5:37 pm

    Google this:

    Billy Standley, dead guy on a Harley Davidson. Towed to cemetery in glass box on trailer.

    James Henry Smith, Pittsburgh Steeler fan, posed in a recliner, ‘watching’ a game. Complete with beer and cigarettes.

    There are others.
    If I ever go to a funeral and the dead guy ain’t in a box, I’m out-a there!

  • qs
    July 10, 2018 at 10:40 am

    Most of my comments are deleted, but I’ll put this in there anyway.

    First, death photography and staging the dead for memorial is a pretty old practice. Google the Victorian practice.

    Second, going after the siblings’ names? Dafuq? Like your abstract group of letters that you use to identify yourself is any better than someone else’s abstract group of letters? Sheesh. Poor Shamgar. He killed 600 invaders, but his name is the talking point. I wanted to name my son that, but the illiterate heathens at school wouldn’t be able to spell his name or understand where it came from.

  • T-Ryder 4 Lyfe
    July 10, 2018 at 7:19 am

    Don’t worry I’ll show up & show out for my funeral. It will be hunter S Thompson-ish. Plenty of booze & guns. Shit will be lit asf. Give me about 5-10yr I promise I won’t let you down.

  • SMH
    July 9, 2018 at 10:51 pm

    I’m guessing that he was unemployed.

  • Finn
    July 9, 2018 at 10:47 pm

    Still not as creepy as the girl making out with corpse at the wake and posting it to Facebook. *That* story was disturbing AF.

  • Captain Trips
    July 9, 2018 at 8:50 pm

    Not missed by society

    Adios Doritos Soda and gang land living boy

    Enjoy death

  • The angry taint
    July 9, 2018 at 8:50 pm

    What the odds that all that swag ends up in his coffin?

    • freaky shit
      July 10, 2018 at 5:23 pm

      🙂 looollll

  • Clitty Litter
    July 9, 2018 at 8:50 pm

    Didn’t know this was a thing.
    RIP
    ( good thing he wasn’t into Liberace and porn)

    • freaky shit
      July 10, 2018 at 5:24 pm

      ;). looolllllz

  • whatevuh
    July 9, 2018 at 8:37 pm

    And they wonder why black people get no respect, exhibit #1 right there

  • Whinycunt
    July 9, 2018 at 8:12 pm

    What the actual fuck ? That’s really a dead person?
    Who does this? I have never seen anything like that except at the wax mueseum.
    I do t get it and it’s fucked up.

  • Peach Santos
    July 9, 2018 at 7:46 pm

    Im fromPuerto Rico they do that alot

    • shocking
      July 10, 2018 at 5:22 am

      This goes in PR what a surprise!

      Dindu death rites are always unique.

  • Meh
    July 9, 2018 at 7:27 pm

    No comment.

    How about a story on the 4 illegals who kidnapped and sexually assaulted two 13 and 14 year old girls in Bowling Green, Ohio?

    That would be a lot more poignant. This one looks like the cheese slid off Mom’s cracker out of grief.

    No blast from me.

    • JS
      July 9, 2018 at 9:44 pm

      I don’t get it either. Why trash the dead guy or his family? Stupid story. Waste of time.

  • Uncle Randy
    July 9, 2018 at 7:25 pm

    I’ll allow this based solely on creativity.

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