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This is the most ghetto fabulous thing these eyes have ever seen…..
Renard Matthews’ mother said her son, who died two weeks ago, was a big Kyrie Irving fan. But just how big of a fan was the New Orleans teen of the Boston Celtics star? Renard’s body was prepared in his No. 11 Boston Celtics uniform for his wake this past Sunday, surrounded by his favorite snacks and “playing” NBA2K, in which the Celtics were taking on the Golden State Warriors. He was also wearing Celtics socks. Matthews was shot and killed two weeks ago. His funeral is Tuesday.
I guess when we die we all turn into Dennis Rodman.
Shocking this guy got shot. All you really need to know about him can be learned by looking at the names of his siblings:
Reion Carter, Miracle, and Merlecedes Matthews
If you think this wake was off the hook, wait until you see Merlecedes’. She’s gonna be buried riding shotgun on chrome 22’s. And don’t even get me started on Miracle’s wake. She’s gonna be buried in a casket full of mayonnaise.
My question is, why is he a Celtics and Kyrie Irving fan if he lives in Louisiana? Y’all got Anthony Davis. For now. He’s kind of better than Kyrie. Maybe this dude’s a flat earther too. Either way, this the most ratchet way I’ve ever seen someone commemorate their dead. Your move Brockton….
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Google this:
Billy Standley, dead guy on a Harley Davidson. Towed to cemetery in glass box on trailer.
James Henry Smith, Pittsburgh Steeler fan, posed in a recliner, ‘watching’ a game. Complete with beer and cigarettes.
There are others.
If I ever go to a funeral and the dead guy ain’t in a box, I’m out-a there!
Most of my comments are deleted, but I’ll put this in there anyway.
First, death photography and staging the dead for memorial is a pretty old practice. Google the Victorian practice.
Second, going after the siblings’ names? Dafuq? Like your abstract group of letters that you use to identify yourself is any better than someone else’s abstract group of letters? Sheesh. Poor Shamgar. He killed 600 invaders, but his name is the talking point. I wanted to name my son that, but the illiterate heathens at school wouldn’t be able to spell his name or understand where it came from.
Don’t worry I’ll show up & show out for my funeral. It will be hunter S Thompson-ish. Plenty of booze & guns. Shit will be lit asf. Give me about 5-10yr I promise I won’t let you down.
I’m guessing that he was unemployed.
Still not as creepy as the girl making out with corpse at the wake and posting it to Facebook. *That* story was disturbing AF.
Not missed by society
Adios Doritos Soda and gang land living boy
Enjoy death
What the odds that all that swag ends up in his coffin?
🙂 looollll
Didn’t know this was a thing.
RIP
( good thing he wasn’t into Liberace and porn)
;). looolllllz
And they wonder why black people get no respect, exhibit #1 right there
What the actual fuck ? That’s really a dead person?
Who does this? I have never seen anything like that except at the wax mueseum.
I do t get it and it’s fucked up.
Im fromPuerto Rico they do that alot
This goes in PR what a surprise!
Dindu death rites are always unique.
No comment.
How about a story on the 4 illegals who kidnapped and sexually assaulted two 13 and 14 year old girls in Bowling Green, Ohio?
That would be a lot more poignant. This one looks like the cheese slid off Mom’s cracker out of grief.
No blast from me.
I don’t get it either. Why trash the dead guy or his family? Stupid story. Waste of time.
I’ll allow this based solely on creativity.