So the blog we wrote yesterday about the insane parents in Worcester who basically incited a riot and assaulted a woman who drives a bus for a living, has been read over 50,000 times in the last 24 hours. Predictably 95% of people who have read the blog and voted in the poll think the parents were to blame and not the bus driver. Because obviously it was. Look, just because someone is in the majority doesn’t mean they’re right. Like, if you’re in a situation where you are part of 40% of the people who think a certain way, then I’ll hear you out.
But 5%? Do you realize how dumb you are to be part of the 5% who is standing with the parents? You’re standing up for morons. No other way around it.
So if you’re new to Turtleboy Sports that blog was pretty much par for the course around here. When people say dumb shit on the internet we put them on blast. You just got Turtleboyed mother fucker!! Just like a lot of you I’ve just grown sick and tired of reading dumb shit after dumb shit on Facebook, the Telegram and Gazette’s comments pages, and basically any place in which dooshnozzles have access to a keyboard. These idiots think they rule the world because they can fit ten different thoughts into a single sentence. I’m done giving them that satisfaction.
I think that’s why people liked it. There are millions of people like the Turtleboy Sports staff out there. We’re sick and tired of seeing idiots like this give Worcester a bad name. I love this city. I was born and raised here and graduated from her public schools. For a city it has a lot of nice neighborhoods and a lot of really smart, functional people who contribute to society.
The only thing yesterday’s blog came up short on was a key piece of information a reader gave me later on. Jessica Jiminez’ baby daddy, Kris Leduc, is an ammeter rapper in a group called “401 Kings.” Probably because 501 Kings was taken. If you wanna good laugh then sit back and enjoy this rap video:
Two legit to quit
you fucking prick you make me sick
you sucking dick just like a bitch or trick
Someone’s Dad said that on an album that was sold to exactly no one. Talented writer to come up with those lyrics. I don’t about you all but I couldn’t stop cracking up listening to that song while staring at these faces:
Unfortunately these people are often hidden by the nudniks you watched storm the Bastille. Most of the comments I’ve read have proven to me that there are TONS of people out there who feel the same way that I do. But there’s no other news source out there who are willing to go after people like this. The PC crowd call us mean and “bullies.” But we will not be deterred in our quest for hot takes. This is what we do. This is why we ride the turtle.
Let’s look at some of the comments I’ve seen on the blog:
why does everyone assume these people are on welfare? is that like a requirement? that if you’re a douce bag you must be on welfare?!?!
I’ve never met any of these people before. But if you don’t think they’re receiving government assistance then you’re a fucking idiot. No other way around it. Spare me your PC nonsense about stereotyping. What we saw and found out from our investigating, is that this was a bunch of single mothers who keep reproducing. None of them were working at 3:00 PM on a Wednesday. If you can kindly explain to me how you can raise multiple children while working 20 hours a week at Honey Farms then I’ll eat my shoe.
Then there was this genius:
At least these children wont become mass murderers or shoot up schools like the kids from the suburbs. because their parents teach them to be strong and deal with life. so a few swears ain’t gnne hurt none.
Oh I get it. So watching your parents smash a bunch of windows, tell five year olds to “get your mother fucking ass out the door” and then assault the bus driver, is actually a good thing for the kids? That makes TONS of sense. Because at least they’re not – gasp – suburban kids!!! Those mother fuckers are scary!!! I even watched
Bowling for Columbineonce so I know it’s true.
You shouldn’t have posted that picture of girl who comments that if she were in elementary school she would have attacked the driver. You shouldn’t have posted her comments or her picture. She’s a kid. That’s super creepy.
She’s a savage and a menace to society. I don’t give a shit how old she is. Anyone talking about beating the shit out of bus drivers is a danger to all of us. But I’m sure she’ll end up getting her shit together and opening her own dentist office or something right?
The situation you describe, where a group of parents beats up a bus-driver, didn’t happen. According to the sources you yourself quote, a 16-year-old punched the bus-driver. Not sure where your mob-beat-down fantasy comes from. But you can tell the difference between your imagination and the real world, can’t you?
Oh my mistake. The parents were really in fact innocent. All they did is barge their way onto a bus, scare the shit out of a bunch of five year olds, incite a riot, smash windows, snatch kids without ID, create a mob scene that resulted in a physical attack, and then put the whole thing on Facebook. But you’re right. They didn’t ALL punch the driver in the face. They’re not ANIMALS!!!
I get that you’re pissed off on behalf of the bus driver, and I get that the situation was easily preventable. But seriously, what makes these parents so far beneath you that a picture of their faces earns the kinds of comments you’ve made?
What makes them beneath me? Hmmmmm. Maybe the fact that I’ve never quarantined a bus full of children? Maybe the fact that I don’t associate with LEVEL 3 sex offenders like Derek Kiefer, who sexually assaulted a child under the age of 14.
Yup, that’s one of Jessica Jiminez’ friends on Facebook. She LIKED his comment which said that the driver should’ve gotten their ass kicked. And this lovely human being is a father. A human life depends on him for sustenance, nourishment, and guidance. The boy from the
Jungle Bookhad a better shot in life.
Ok, it’s an impoverished neighborhood, we get it – you feel so secure and entitled that you know for sure exactly what is going in on all of these people’s lives and what their kids are going to be like when they grow up,
Yup. I know EXACTLY what they’re gonna turn out like. I’m sorry, is that too politically incorrect for you? Do you believe that kids who are raised by savages that fight their bus drivers have a good shot at graduating from college? And it has NOTHING to do with poverty. There’s probably tons of people in that neighborhood who are hard working people that eventually hope to get the FUCK OUT of that neighborhood. Because Jessica Jiminez ain’t going anywhere. She’s in Vernon Hill for the long haul.
And for the record I have nothing against Vernon Hill. You have to do what you have to do to make ends meet. But please stop acting like Vernon Hill is the final destination. The purpose of Vernon Hill is to leave it as quickly as possible.
It’s totally beyond sad that the kids have to see horrible examples of how adults should conduct themselves, but perhaps we should consider that the bus driver was doing a shitty job in handling the situation from the beginning.
I considered your idea, and it turns out it’s pretty fucking stupid. The bus driver did EXACTLY what she was supposed to do. It’s been confirmed by witnesses and there’s a camera on the bus. Kindergardeners get off first. Angry parents stormed the bus to get their older children so the bus driver closed the doors because when you deal with little kids you don’t fuck around with the rules. At this point the parents could’ve easily just said, “Oh my bad,” stepped back, allowed the five year olds off first, and then greeted their children. But following rules is what psychotic suburban families do. Fuck that shit. Every man for himself!!
The broad stereotypes of poor, single family, uneducated parents are sad. Maybe you would be pissed off and angry too if you had zero support, education sense of self empowerment in your world.
Huh? No support? Well, except for free lunch, free education, government assistance, access to all sorts of educational resources, and of course a FREE BUS RIDE TO AND FROM HOME every day. But yea, besides that they have nothing to provide “self empowerment.”
Do SOMETHING to solve the problems you’re so freaking smug about. Otherwise you’re just a troll, at best.
Yes, of course I’m a troll. That’s the whole fucking point of the blog. Welcome to Turtleboy Sports. Feel free to come and ride the turtle with us any time.
Man why didn’t you post pictures of yourself.
Bitch, you know where to find me:
You need to seriously look in the mirror and make a change to yourself before you ever speak about another person again. I have a elevator in my house but that doesn’t make me better than a person struggling on welfare and food stamps.
Well, I certainly feel dumb now. Way to put me in my place whoever you are. I thought I had a good point when I wrote the blog, but I totally forgot that I don’t have an elevator, so what the fuck do I know?
I don’t know who made you God and gave you the power to judge people you don’t even know from a 8-10 minute video of one day and one situation in a persons entire life.
Oh, I see. So it only happened ONCE, so it’s not a big deal right? Shit like this happens to average people ALL the time. Why just the other day I went to my kids parent teacher conference night and the next thing you know I’m trashing the classroom and hitting Mr. Vanderbooger with a lead pipe. You know why this didn’t happen on Flagg Street? Because no one would wanna live there if shit like this happened. People like Jessica Jiminez will always exist and they have to live somewhere. And wherever that is shit like this will happen. That’s the whole purpose of good neighborhoods. You are living the American dream – getting far, far away from Jessica Jiminez.
I have a college degree and come from a wealthy family.Trust me stop judging people and you will become a much happier person. That not your job and up to you.
No you don’t.
we as people shoould not be shitting on eachother we should stand up to the real problem which is the government
Someone’s been listening to Rush Limbaugh….Yea, the problem with this whole incident wasn’t a bunch of trashy, out of control savages. The real problem is the government. Obama and Joe Petty clearly conspired to incite that mini-riot from the get-go.
You’re just like these parents, by stooping to their level and degrading them!
Yup. Writing a satirical blog that points out what 95% of people already were thinking is the EXACT SAME FUCKING THING as telling a bunch of five year olds to jump out the emergency exit of a school bus and then jumpstarting a rebellion.
You obviously aren’t a parent, because you wouldn’t be teaching your kids to judge people according to their looks
I also don’t teach them not to listen to the bus driver and jump out of the emergency exit of a bus. I definitely teach my kids to judge people according to their looks too. You’re a shitty parent if you don’t. For instance, if you see this guy
you better tell your kids to get the fuck out of there and scream for help. Anyone who says they don’t judge a book by it’s cover is either a liar or a moron.
I just had this type of, “cyber bullying,” happen to me, yesterday. A person made me out to be horrible, because SHE sold me a horse saddle that is defective, but is pressing charges, because I won’t pay for it. But, it isn’t in working condition and wasn’t, when she handed (he mother handed) it to me. The horse community, where I live, HATE me, now, because they think I just didn’t pay for the saddle. They found pictures, called me,”ugly,” a “skank,” and were bashing me left and right. You went to far with ripping each person up! That’s why the World is the way it is, today!
Ho-lee-shit. What just happened? Here we are having a heated conversation about bus-gate 2014 when all of a sudden this woman goes OFF about the shitty horse saddle that got her ostracized by the “horse community.” Of course the next logical step in this story involves her being cyberbullied by being called a shank on Instagram. This might be the most legendary post in the history of Turtleboy Sports. God bless you horse girl.
Who ever the hell made this is clearly fucking retarded or has some type of mental issues. First of, I have a 3 year old who just started pre-school this fall…..
Stop right there!! Oh. My. God. It takes a special kind of person to call someone “fucking retarded” in one breath, and follow that up with “I have a 3 year old” immediately afterwards. She was far from done:
I spent 6 hours in labor, 18 pushing and I refuse to allow the system to dictate weather or not my child can be picked up by me or my spouse.
Someone ACTUALLY wrote that. There is a human being out there who believes that they can violate all laws and rules of civilized society because they got knocked up and a child came out of their vagina. We’re all completely fucked. Unfortunately she had more to say:
Weather its in Worcester or not, she should have gotten out of her bus, explained why she was holding the kids and instead of having them sit in the dam heat the whole fucking time, she should have dismissed the older kids and pulled some dam windows down to reassure the parents that they were ok.
What the fuck? Do they really think this was an actual hostage situation? Release the older kids as a sign of good faith? Newsflash – this entire thing started because the parents of older kids wanted to barrel through a sea of five year olds so they could make it home in time to catch the end of
One Life to Live.
OPEN YOUR DAM EYES! you need to realize that if that was YOUR daughter or son in that bus hysterically crying and screaming to get them out, I am 1000% sure you would have told your child to do the exact same thing these parents did!
Guess what? That would never be my kid. Guess why? Because I would’ve read the fucking piece of paper that was sent home from the school explaining how the busing works. I also wouldn’t urge a bunch of five years to foment insurrection from inside the bus. Maybe, just maybe the parents were to blame for making the kids cry? Nah, fuck that. It’s all the bus driver’s fault!!
So for you to exploit them and call them names and saying they have no education makes absolutely no sense when 90% of the older population of Worcester have been taught by our very own public schools.
Huh? WTF?? I don’t even know what to say to this one because I have no fucking clue what she’s talking about.
Since the person who wrote this article has so much to say. Why is there a photo of a family member of mine included on here? When he had nothing to do with any of this. He did not comment or was at the scene of the incident. He is the man in the photo with Missy. He is also is a war veteran who fought in the Iraq war. With that being said I also ask in honor of a war veteran who served his country and had absolutely nothing to do with any of this, I ask that his photo be removed immediately.
I have a better idea. Why doesn’t your son dump his obviously really smart girlfriend who advocates beating up bus drivers in front of your kids when she doesn’t get her way? You hang out with shit too long and you start to stink like it. I just did your son a favor.
Yes, there are rules, but no, you dont lock a bunch of little kids in the bus where they can see their parents and not get to them and then roll all the windows up and refuse to do anything further.
Yea!! So there are rules that require the drivers to lock the doors to the bus if they feel threatened by strange people in Love Pink pants and Echo Unlimited t-shirts. But apparently we shouldn’t follow these rules because…..? Oh yea, we just don’t fucking feel like following gay ass rules right now. Duh!!
Closing the door and refusing to dialogue with impatient and anxious parents was not the way to “stabilize the situation.” On the contrary, it communicates indifference. Calling the police for assistance only suggests that this bus drives felt entitled to her indifference and was willing to summon armed force in order to defend her sense of entitlement.
What do we have here? I do believe we have a radical college professor in our ranks. I can tell because she chose to use words she didn’t have to in order to make herself seem like a slightly smaller nimrod. And whenever trashy welfare recipients are involved, the ultra-radicals will instinctively take their side. Instead she flips it around and blames the “entitled” bus driver. Because bus drivers are basically titans of fucking Wall Street. Clearly she should have engaged these obviously rational and sane individuals in a dialogue. Her failure to do so gave these poor parents no choice but to loot the shit out of that school bus like the LAPD just got acquitted for beating the shit out of Rodney King.
So the bus driver was waiting for all the parents to be there to let the kids off the bus? ALL of the fucking parents looked like they were there to me. The bus driver was in the wrong, Fuck you sir or Madam for making Ignorant classist judgments about The people of Worcester. The bus driver was a dumb bitch who probably looked just like any one of the people you decided to ridicule in your Bigoted One-sided article, anyone with any common sense would realize this.
See this guy? He just inadvertently proved my whole point. Just like every single member of the mob in the video this guy doesn’t give a fuck if there were procedures that needed to be followed. He wasted what he wanted and he wanted it NOW!! Take it or leave it.
Sure there are specific protocols about getting your kid off the bus. Yes, a notice was mailed home to the parents and they used it to light the wood stove. Yes, this guy is very confused about what actually happened when the bus pulled up. But it’s not gonna stop him from calling a bus driver a “dumb bitch.” Because being a bus driver in Worcester isn’t a stressful, low-paying job or anything like that. And when they do their job right they NEVER get their ass beat.
Just a little FYI to the person writing this article you just put your self in a position to be sued for slander!!!
Hey lookee here. We have a genuine Turtleboy Sports lawyer on our hands here. The definition of slander is – “oral defamation, in which someone tells one or more persons an untruth about another which untruth will harm the reputation of the person defamed.” Clearly all of those Facebook posts were doctored by us, with of course the help of our 12 year old Chinese hackers that we keep on retainer at Turtleboy Sports in the basement just for stories just like this.
And I’m sure that this woman is definitely gonna follow through, buy herself a pants suit, and haul my turtle and I into court:
Worcester is talking about getting a strong mayor form of government as opposed to the City Manager system we currently have. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – this is the stupidest fucking idea in the history of the world. Do you understand why we don’t have a strong mayor? Because they’re elected. And ANYONE can vote. Hell, you don’t even need ID so kicking the poll workers ass isn’t required. So that means that the fate of our city is potentially in the hands of these people:
Nope. I’ll take the egg head with the management degree, thank you very much.
I’m thinking about using this for class. A cautionary tale of the internet is forever and what you post is how you brand yourself. For those looking for a job or college entrance I hope it makes one pause before you post.
Ya see that right there? Turtleboy Sports revolution in action. We are now REQUIRED READING for students in higher education.
Go fuck yourself. I’m gonna go out on a limb n say life is a Fucking breeze for who ever wrote this.
You try riding this out of control turtle for 108 years
then come and tell me what a “breeze” my life is.
But the big winner in the comments was Nicole Prizio:
You have no idea how close this woman was to making the first blog. I was tired as shit when I wrote it, and I just didn’t have the energy to satirize another Worcester legend. Luckily she came on HARD in the comments:
I am 1 of those parents, were you there ? NO! 1ST DAY? 2ND DAY! NO! yes , sad my kids were traumatized and all you can focus on is inproper english.wow and b.t.w tell your friends saddly my friend is legally blibd in 1 eye so can read well, type well etc, so have some damn compassion, pass that along thanks.
Yea, I wasn’t there. All I did was watch a video of everything that happened. But I wasn’t actually there. Because when I watched the Super Bowl last year I saw the Seahawks win. But I wasn’t actually there, so what the fuck do I know? Just think, we call Nicole Prizio a moron. But some poor soul out there has to call her “Mom.” 🙁
You are all crazy, exploiting peoples personal photos to make them seem less than a parent? Wow shame on you, can’t believe I am even responding to you uneducated attention starved souls after what the kids went through, and yes 2 kids were mine, you were not there, your opions mean nothing, they are poorly written, desperate sounding for attention, and far more as you say “Worcester” beyond any means of a bus altercation yoj know not one thing about other than what you read , again that akso is very Worcester. I can only laugh at you all.
Brilliant. Beautiful. Magnificent. While calling people “uneducated” and “poorly written” – who thought people should follow rules designed to keep children safe – Nicole Prizio writes this gem. LOL. Oh yea, and she’s laughing at US!! Oh the sweet, glorious irony of it all. Thank GOD this woman has not one, but TWO kids. She wasn’t done though:
Saddly it won’t let me spell check, the Worcester idiocy all of you portrayed in your comments, must have leaked.must go wash it off.
Yea, because how the fuck did anyone spell before there was spell check? And I don’t think spell check fixes run on sentences that have no ending. Unfortunately as another commenter pointed out, this is the sad state of affairs with people like Nicole Prizio. Why should she have to check her writing? Shouldn’t a machine or someone else do that for her? Fuck working and being responsible. Let’s have kids out of wedlock, work part time and collect from the government!!
It’s sad that this represents Worcester, it really is. We have a bunch of really good colleges here. The Worcester Public Schools produces students who do amazing things after graduation. We have tons of cultural events, a variety of great places to eat, and a solid tax-paying middle-class. In the last year we’ve produced two NFL draft picks and boxer who’s fought for the World Championship. That’s what Worcester should be famous for. But for the people who are complaining that I’m focusing on the worst instead of the best, let me ask you something. Which blog would you read? This one or a feel good story about a kid who won science fair? That’s what I thought. Hot, scandalous takes are what we do here because we love Worcester despite all of the morons who inhabit it with us.