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That’s it folks. The Celtics are going to the NBA Finals with a bunch of backups and LeBron James is officially dead. He will never, ever play in the east again. And this Terry Rozier dunk killed him:
This was the moment we ripped out Lebrons soul. He will never ever play in the east again after this. What’s the point? pic.twitter.com/xJFeAOJa0R
— Turtleboy Sports (@TurtleboyNews) May 16, 2018
It literally ripped out his soul. You can see it happen in real time. He stands there like an idiot, waiting for the ball to come to him:
Scary Terry’s like, “nah, I’m gonna go ahead and grab that”
This is what a defeated man looks like:
And LeBron, if he wanted to, probably could’ve swatted this shit, but he had to be thinking, “what’s the point?”
What does it matter? I can’t beat this team clearly, so why waste energy?
I need this tattooed on my ass:
So hard right now.
Just a broken, pathetic man. Dude scored 21 points in the first quarter and acted like he was on the way to pulling a game 6 from 2012 going against the aging Big 3. Then with 4 minutes to go in the third and his team up 9, Bron-Bron tapped out. Because of a routine foul on his typical aggressive layup in which he uses the only tool he really has to his advantage – his size. Cleveland could’ve put the pedal to the medal and taken a 15 point lead in at half and possibly won this game. But LeBron got a boo-boo and tapped out like the whiny little bitch that he will always be.
The best part is tomorrow when you put on ESPN (and I do on special days like this) and all you’re gonna hear about is how Bron-Bron’s supporting cast let him down. How he had a triple double and went for 42-10-12. How it’s not fair to compare him to Jordan because of his supporting cast.
Hey, here’s an idea – maybe LeBron brings out the worst in the people around him. Maybe he was better off with IT and Dwayne Wade instead of these rag tags. Maybe some of these guys suck BECAUSE they play with him.
But that’s it folks. This is the last you’re going to see of LeBron James in the east. It now officially belongs to us. The only way he can ever win this conference again is by joining us, and that would probably make us worse. This team is a beautiful work of art. They move the ball like I’ve never seen before. Their defense is tenacious. Their coach is a genius. Their heart is unmatched.
LeBron has no choice but to go west. What’s he gonna do? Stick around with this team and lose to us every year? We get Kyrie and Hayward back next year. They get a draft pick. We’re all under 30 except for Al. LeBron was in high school at the same time I was. And what happens if we get Kawhi Leonard or Anthony Davis? Pee-pee pants city. LeBron wants to win, he just doesn’t wanna work that hard to get there. So it’s basically a done deal that he’s going to Houston next year and then they can figure out with Golden State who gets to get creampied by the next great Celtics dynasty.