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People Are Whining That I Was Too Hard On Cole Buckley For Throwing Bottle At Kyrie Irving But His Dindu Nuffin Livestream And Post-Bail Twisted Tea Bro Hugs Shows He Doesn’t Really Give A Shit


Yesterday I published a blog about Cole Buckley, the Braintree bro who was arrested for throwing a bottle at Kyrie Irving after the disgraced conspiracy theorist stomped on the Celtics logo following the Nets Game 4 beatdown. Later that night Cole Buckley was bailed out of jail and returned home to quite the greeting from his homies.

I’m guessing this is the first criminal arrested in Suffolk County that the Mass Bail Fund didn’t pay to get out of jail.

I’m actually glad to see that. I don’t feel bad for him because he chose to do this, and he knew he’d be arrested if he did, but the reaction to what he did is disproportionate to the crime and is only happening because he’s a white kid with a zero fade in Boston. At least he’s not crying about it or trying to kill himself, which a lot of people would be doing if they became the face of “Boston white supremacy” for no good reason.

Here’s another video he uploaded to Snapface that was sent to us today in case you had any inclination to feel bad for him, showing Cole livestreaming his arrest while screaming “they’re trying to arrest the wrong guy right now.”


That man right there is shitfaced and isn’t worried about his plight in the least. If he doesn’t give a shit then neither should you. But he clearly has no idea the level of woke justice that’s about to reign down on him. He’s about to get the January 6th treatment.

There was a lot of negative blowback my way for writing about it, as can be seen in the comments on our Facebook post. (Follow Turtleboy on Facebook by clicking here to keep up with the banter):

Here’s a sampling of some of the complaints:

Calm down Susan. You are the reason women couldn’t vote until 1920.

  1. Your Dad dying doesn’t give you a license to whip bottles at NBA players, no matter how horrible they are.
  2. He didn’t do this because he was “just set free due to COVID.”
  3. The MSM will paint him with a racist brush, but I’m not gonna think twice about writing a story about someone because I’m worried about the liberal spin that others will put on it. I don’t cover for anyone.
  4. Black people can be doctors too.
  5. The funniest part about the whole thing was his recent Facebook post about protecting the environment because he’s now famous for littering.
  6. Not other ratchet I’ve blogged about would get this level of excuse making from turtle riders. Just admit it – you’re biased. You only want me to shit on hardcore ratchets and BLM douchebags. I get, they really suck. But you read Turtleboy because I’m consistent and call out shitty behavior no matter who is doing it.

There is no way this person has EVER said “mistakes are made and hopefully become teachable moments” in regards to ANY other person previously featured on Turtleboy. If you have a problem with this blog but you like the other ones then you’re the hypocrite, not me.

How bout this Sam? Instead of taking your advice I’m just gonna go ahead and keep writing whatever I feel like and you’re gonna keep reading it, because that will forever be the extent of our relationship. Good talk, see you outside.

Oh I see, Sam isn’t really a turtle rider. I know you’re a stupid person Sam, and I’m embarrassed to have you as a reader, but I’ll explain it to you anyway. I posted this on Sunday night as a joke:

I hate Talcum X and I’ve written about him many times before. But it would be hilarious if we fed him intentionally false information that led to him wrongly doxxing a horrible ratchet like Mike Giannetti to millions of people. Smart people got the joke. Dumb people like you needed it explained to them.

For the record, I called out Kyrie Irving in the blog too, which none of these morons seemed to read.

“Kyrie earned that bottle thrown at him yesterday.”

Boom. Roasted.

Never speak again.

Let’s be clear – this kid is gonna be overcharged because he’s a white Boston fan. He will become a sacrifice to wokeness in order to prove that the system isn’t racist. Rachael Rollins will throw the book at him specifically because he’s a white kid from Braintree who came into her county and threw an object at a rich black douchebag. But Kyrie Irving is a bitch who got exactly what was coming to him. He was asking for that shit the moment he stepped on the logo. Unfortunately he got exactly what he wanted.

Fans have been throwing shit at athletes for years without one of them whining about racism. Tomorrow night on the Turtle Club live show I’ll be showing incidents that were much worse than this to show just how overblown this whole thing was. Click here to become a member.

Also, if Cole wants to come on the Live Show at all this week he’s more than welcomed to email me at turtleboysports@gmail.com because I assume he’s 10 years too young to use Facebook.


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65 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    June 3, 2021 at 11:15 am

    Why should he care?

  • Lorena Boppit Pullit Squeezeit
    June 3, 2021 at 9:40 am

    From the Malice in the Palace to faggot pussy boys throwing water bottles while wearing unnecessary chin diapers.

    Look what they did to my boy.(America)

  • Howard Stern
    June 2, 2021 at 11:06 pm

    Kill the white man. Kill,kill, kill the white man. Kill him until he is dead. Thank you.

  • Chris
    June 2, 2021 at 5:22 pm

    It’s just cause Fuck Kyrie Turtleboy. It’s that simple.

  • juror seven esq.
    June 2, 2021 at 2:34 pm

    I watch the NBA every chance I get. I don’t know but there’s something about tall sweaty black guys in tank tops and gym shorts bumping, grinding and bouncing a ball that just does it for me I guess. Unc is right this kid is a disgrace.

    • juror seven esq.
      June 2, 2021 at 3:57 pm

      Comment posted by Not The Original juror seven esq. That is all.

  • Cole's Purty Mouth
    June 2, 2021 at 12:03 pm

    Cole.. You’re porked. And you porked the City of Boston. That being said, you are now the poster child for the ShitNogs. I think you’re doing 90 days in Suffolk. Enjoy, you POS.

  • Howid Cosell
    June 2, 2021 at 10:59 am

    Really wouldn’t be an issue if you didn’t follow the game as you said you would not. Have seen and always will see worse in all sports, etc…

  • Limber Jim
    June 2, 2021 at 10:50 am

    No Part 3 please…..avoid monotonous dribble……next?

  • Hu Fartted
    June 2, 2021 at 10:20 am

    I thought water bottle assault was another one of the crimes that racist rollins has stopped prosecuting.

  • bill fleming
    June 2, 2021 at 10:18 am

    In other news the MBTA is being sued and investigated for civil rights violations for shutting down stations and not letting looters, bottle throwers and rioters ride the Red Line

  • William Foster
    June 2, 2021 at 10:14 am


  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    June 2, 2021 at 10:10 am

    “I don’t cover for anyone.” This can’t be true while you have the single greatest rachet in the history of Maine on your podcast constantly.

    Hey Pillowfucker, maybe ask Bret “The shitman” Fart about how he fucks his stepmother (copyright pornhub). Just fucking look at the guy, all his useless ass does is drink the holy water of hillbillies and bros while getting high in front of his personalized raiders gear.

    I’ll take my TB with out that loser, please.

    • Orion
      June 2, 2021 at 11:09 am

      Brett’s from Maine? Weird, I always assumed he was a Masshole. It makes sense, though. His accent does sound more like a west/south Maine townie accent.

      • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
        June 2, 2021 at 12:17 pm

        May or may not have been from around here at some point but honestly he is a walking TB story.

        Enjoy the weather today, bud, its beautiful.

  • Brian’s Song
    June 2, 2021 at 9:57 am

    No cause for a celebration. That’s the difference between today’s pussy youth and my generation. This Rich Frat Boy Pussy missed that Empty Headed Duke Limp Dick and They Jump around like they won a World Championship.

    If you shot bullets at him in Mattapan Racheal Rollins would have given you street cred and you would walk. Now ya gonna pay like Straight Outta Malibu.

    All that education and you one dumb Mother Fucker. Hit him next time FOOL.

  • Cole Sucks Pole
    June 2, 2021 at 9:33 am

    The issue isn’t that this Cole dipsh*t is a racist, it’s that he’s such a f**king moron that he gave Kyrie exactly what he wanted. If Cole had two brain cells to rub together, he would have realized that the best punishment would have been for Kyrie to have nothing to point to from the fans at The Garden. Instead, he does the most predictably idiotic thing possible.
    And let’s not gloss over the “hero’s welcome” this canoe gets from all his bros when he gets sprung from the joint. I will say this very clearly, if you defend or feel some some of kinship with this f**king idiot or his idiot friends, you are either as much of a doucher as he and his “bros” (they’re all gay for each other if you couldn’t tell), or you like that his skin is white, and think he’s some sort of victim.
    This numb nuts did this all to himself. F**k this prick.

  • Metro West Guy
    June 2, 2021 at 9:05 am

    If anyone deserved to have the book thrown at him, it’s this guy who apparently never heard that you lay low and keep your mouth closed after royally screwing up.

  • Greta Thunberg
    June 2, 2021 at 8:54 am

    Wrong guy? The cameras in there are so precise that you can count the pores on your nose looking at your video. Kyrie is a douche too. Who cares if he stomped on the logo. I care more about his lack of integrity.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    June 2, 2021 at 8:09 am

    That little cheese sandwich eating cracker looks like he is training for the date rape olympics

  • Authentic
    June 2, 2021 at 7:36 am

    Once a young fan was half in the bag;
    The loss became more than a drag,

    So a bottle he threw,
    (It was plastic, too)

    The player just cried like a fag

    • Just curious
      June 2, 2021 at 9:00 am

      Dick scratcher is that you makin a comeback?

  • Joe "Jim Crow" Biden
    June 2, 2021 at 7:35 am

    Note the difference between Nick Sandmann (Republican high schooler who had some asshole Indian pounding his drum in his face) and this Cole Buckley (Democrat college asshole who gets totally fucked up). I would be proud to have Nick as a son. I would be ashamed if Cole was even from my town.

  • WTF
    June 2, 2021 at 7:15 am

    So degenerate coons can throw frozen bottles of water, spit on etc. at Boston police and that’s okay but if a white boy throws a half empty bottle of water at a carnival freak that gets paid millions because it can bounce a ball and he’s suddenly public enemy #1?

    • WTF
      June 2, 2021 at 2:07 pm

      Just think about it for a second, coons are shooting each other by the hundreds every weekend when they’re not burning down police stations, looting stores or sucker punching old Asian women in the face but THIS kid is national front page news and the media is saying that this white kid throwing a plastic bottle is everything that’s wrong with this country????

  • Bob cousey
    June 2, 2021 at 7:04 am

    Stop wasting your money on pro sports,they all suck

    • Chris
      June 2, 2021 at 5:37 pm

      Hockey is completely different.

  • Closeted Faggot In Lynnfield
    June 2, 2021 at 6:19 am

    Going to have to take this young mans asshole downtown for questioning and eating.

  • FromQuincy
    June 2, 2021 at 6:05 am

    It was not poorly written ! The ones complaining are all rich snooty whites from Braintree where they feel there kid does no wrong!

  • Calm WhiteDad
    June 2, 2021 at 5:44 am

    Anyone that would be seen at an African hand ball game deserves zero respect.

  • So Many Well Respected Black Athletes, who are nice Guys
    June 2, 2021 at 2:33 am

    Wealthy kid from Braintree ALMOST hits a Bitch Basketball Player with a bottle of water. What’s the Charge form Fat Cunt Rollins???? Attempting a battery that failed. Non story

    Kids family with get him a real Attorney that they willingly pay for, beat it in court easy. Something Most real Criminals in Boston never do ! Pay for their own attorney. The sick disgusting list of non charged offenses in Suffolk County blows this away every fucking day.

    Drunk kid being an Asshole should not turn into a Major problem. He didn’t try to kill the Ignorant Dirt Bag . Plenty of well respected Black athletes on Boston Teams. Kyrie Irving is a complete piece of Shit. He is no Bill Russel, Rodney Harrison, Kevin Faulk, Vince Wilfolk, Troy Brown, Mathew Slater, Ron Burton McGordy Brothers,Robert Parish, Ben Watson, Cam Newton and many more that I’m truly sorry that I am leaving out.

    Kyrie Irving is a Low Life Dirt Bag just like Racist Fat Lady Rachael Rollins

  • Chip Striker
    June 2, 2021 at 12:43 am

    If he’s the wrong guy like he said 34 times, then what are his friends celebrating?

    Rachel Rollins knows your not the wrong guy, and she has some nice community service lined up for your white privileged ass, be sure of that.

    She can’t wait to make an example out of you, bet on that.

      June 2, 2021 at 6:32 am

      Does that mean he’ll be doing his community service beside the multitude of young black men who are also paying for their crimes? Or are the young black men still getting a pass?

  • Dead Nlgger Storage
    June 2, 2021 at 12:27 am

    I think the kid is probably your typical college dude-bro doosh, but I can’t hate him for tossing a bottle at the disrespectful afri-coon. If you are going to shame him for something, let it be for missing and it not being a brick.

    Look at the hell baseball teams will rain down on an opposing playing for watching a home run too long or even looking at the pitcher after hitting one. All sports are gay, but I get it. This kid stood up for his team and could give 2 fucks if they call him racist. He is already racist by default for being white. Is boston a racist city? Of course it is and we don’t care.

  • Michael Giannetti
    Mike Giannett
    June 2, 2021 at 12:13 am

    I didn’t throw that water bottle at Kyrie! I was driving around freestyling and smokin coke that night kid. I’ve never been to a Celtics game in my life. You’re such an idiot Aiden, trying to get Talcum X after me lol. Talcum X died a long time ago kid, I saw that movie with Denzel. Fuck, my lighter just died and I’m jonesing like a lab rat. Gotta run in Cumby’s real quick. Stop making up lies about me kid.

  • Mo Green
    June 1, 2021 at 11:10 pm

    Wasn’t enough to blow the celts out on their own court, this big douche had to take it a step further and stomp on the center court logo, for nothing more than to get a reaction out of a harmless knucklehead that did something stupid. And a 120lb kid becomes another Boston Racist.

    30 years ago NBA teams scored 100+ points, traded punches, got popcorn dumped on their heads after getting ejected, and it was over…. Now it’s a 4 hour game that gets stopped every 4 seconds for two grown ass men that bump in to one another, and one falls down like he got hit by a bus……

    Not enough to win, gotta find a racist in the crowd after the fact…..,

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    June 1, 2021 at 11:06 pm

    Actually, i get a pass.

  • Monica why didn’t you report on the past death in Boston
    June 1, 2021 at 10:48 pm

    I’m not reading shit on this article.I love turtleboy but good for him to have some old time innocent fun.He didn’t hurt anybody.Stop trying to turn this in to a racist incident.Enoughs enough.This is not comparable to these hoodlums with guns and knives.This is pure fact cl you with no intention on killing someone.Don’t anyone dare compare it to hood violence.

    • Yup I fumbled on my words.I must be drunk bro
      June 1, 2021 at 10:50 pm

      I meant this is pure fun with no intention on killing

  • Nate H
    June 1, 2021 at 10:37 pm

    That kids a fucking hero, face the facts. Too bad the rest of the stadium didn’t band together and throw more shit at that whiny brat Kyrie. He whines like a girl. It’s literal female behavior. He lobbed accusations of racism while completely ignoring his own actions that led to the ire Boston fans have towards him. It’s gaslighting. It’s how women behave. Not out hero armed with a beverage container. He fell on the sword for all of us. He’s young, he’ll be fine. He knows that. If some 44 year old dude with 3 kids did that we’d be in a different spot. But our hero knew it was his time, his moment, and he seized it. And my God bless him for that. He did what none of us would or could do. He recognized his sacred duty to society and man at large. He will be remembered as a hero. Kyrie will be remembered as a narcissistic diva.

    • Shut up
      June 2, 2021 at 3:27 am

      Your “hero” bullied special needs kids in high school…seems like you need a new hero. He is the lowest of the low.

  • Observer X
    Douchebag grades are in:
    June 1, 2021 at 10:23 pm

    Kryie Irving: A+

    Braintree Fratboy Idiot: B

  • P Disguisee
    June 1, 2021 at 10:23 pm

    Cole shouldn’t give 2 fucks about any of this or of what any one thinks of him….Kyrie CLEARLY asked for this and more…..Kyrie is the only racist involved in this story….THE HATE KYRIE RECEIVES HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH RACE!!!

  • Boston Irish
    No choice
    June 1, 2021 at 10:09 pm

    MONICA will be protesting outside his house,

    • Monica so you like cheese sandwich or a jello mold
      June 1, 2021 at 10:56 pm

      Monica been very quiet lately.She must know she has an indictment on the way.Hey hey Monica maybe I’ll send you a cheese sandwich.

  • Death
    June 1, 2021 at 10:00 pm

    Couple things turtle dude:
    You say you expose ratchets, and no one gets a pass.
    What exactly did you expose? The kid defended Boston in my opinion. Everybody should’ve thrown their water bottles at the player. That’s called bannding together for a greater cause. It had nothing to do with his skin, it was all about his mouth. Yet you “exposed” him and he’s ratchet.
    You show us his parent died…ooh stop the exposure.
    You show us a frat pic..
    You say he’s an environmentalist that litters. News flash bud, T.D. Garden is a private property who employ a diverse staff to sweep, mop, clean the toilets, and polish the players sweat into the floors. Water bottle is the least of their concerns, nor is it littering.
    All in all you have shown this kid is not a ratchet. It seems to me it was just a sad attempt to show you blog about all racist equally. It won’t work! those that think your a racist blogger, still think you’re a racist blogger.
    There comes a time in every man’s life when he has to choose a team. And stick with it!

    • I agree with you a bit, but..
      June 1, 2021 at 10:26 pm

      This kid has been exposed as a Tool.

      • Death
        June 2, 2021 at 12:19 am

        Show me a kid under 25 that’s not a tool.

  • Jewmerica
    June 1, 2021 at 9:47 pm

    You got to be careful, one time I booed Sandy Koufax at an old timers game, he drilled me with his next pitch right between the eyes, right in front of my significant other, Jim.

    Damn, he still had it all those years later!

  • Boe Jiden
    June 1, 2021 at 9:30 pm

    How about millionaire privileged NBA players playing the race card?
    “A human zoo” While getting paid an obscene amount of money to dribble a ball while your brethren die in the street.
    The ultimate cop out, and sell out to ABC, ESPN, and the Disney Corp.
    It’s impossible to listen to NBA Players being woke. It’s hollow and bullshit.
    It hurts the inner cities kids that emulate assholes like Kyrie.
    He’s not a leader, He’s a selfish cunt.
    Fuck BLM

  • LOL
    June 1, 2021 at 9:25 pm

    Poor Aidan, getting owned so hard in the comments of his own Facebook page that he resorts to writing another blog responding to the same morons – I mean, “fans” – arguing with him on social media. Isn’t TB pushing 40 years-old with a wife and kids? Crazy that people spend so much time on something most people only glance at while taking a shit. Funnier still is attempting to shepherd his readers to a stale new site where he pretends to be a journalist like all of the writers he claims to hate and killing the only redeemable quality this blog has left – the comments!
    This guy is losing it. Been fun watching this train crash in slow motion, however.

    • LMFAO
      June 1, 2021 at 9:45 pm

      So which blog were you featured in? I bet it was the guy who had to call an ambulance because he inexplicably had a GI Joe stuck up his ass that was featured on this blog last winter.

      I’d be embarrassed too man.

      • LOL
        June 1, 2021 at 10:07 pm

        Now you’re responding to blog comments, Aidan?
        At least, I hope it’s TB, it would be absolutely pathetic to defend some shitbird stranger who thinks you’re as dumb as he is… throw him a few more dollars for his next legal battle, dummy.

        • Linda Coralyn
          June 2, 2021 at 7:16 am

          Well, sure, he’s white, so none of those legal costs are free for him.

          You are overlooking the most pathetic thing about this blog. You are one of the dumb shitbird strangers you refer to. Not only that, you came back to see if your comment got a response. So not just a hit and run, but a follow through. Hmmm.
          Lifes short. Find one.

          • LOL
            June 2, 2021 at 2:59 pm

            Like I said, I’m happily here for the train wreck with every shit I take. What’s your excuse?

          • LANDSHARK
            June 2, 2021 at 4:34 pm

            So, what? You sit in the crapper all day waiting for someone to respond to your comment? That’s fucked up pal.
            If TB does crash and burn – I don’t want to laugh at the absurdity, but haha – I’m sure you’ll hear about it whether you’re hiding in the bathroom or not

    June 1, 2021 at 9:18 pm

    Wait a minute. You lost your marriage and you lost your fucking mind.
    He lost both of his parents and he is still a kid.
    And you are a grown man, I think

  • Good for him
    June 1, 2021 at 9:16 pm

    Fuck ’em if they can’t take a joke!

  • Captain Trips
    June 1, 2021 at 9:05 pm

    The Captains in da house *pours everyone a beer* this chat’s about to get lit so pass the popcorn my friends!

    June 1, 2021 at 9:02 pm

    Oooh, is he single, or…?

      June 2, 2021 at 12:05 pm

      Infatuated with me you are yess
      What a complete and total loser you are
      You need to find a hobby and stop profusely rubbing your dirty stinky clam fantasizing about me
      but that would require you to have one thing which we all know you dont have its called a life and you should probably get one
      You think you’re a lonly middle aged heffalump now just wait until youre 70 and frailey limping your fat ass to cvs hand clinched firmly onto your life alert on your way to buy all their wet cat food with an expired coupon and arguing with the poor cashier about it then realizing on your walk home that you’re going to die alone with no kids husband or anyone who gives a fuck about you by your side
      Tick Tok bitch the wall is undefeated

  • And Braintree Ain’t Boston, BTW
    June 1, 2021 at 9:00 pm

    Fucking little prick gave that motherfucker EXACTLY what he wanted, THAT’S the ONLY thing I have a problem with.

  • whatevuh
    June 1, 2021 at 8:57 pm

    Cole is probably the biggest pussy that ever walked into the Garden, screw him, and his asshat parents too, they raised a dumb little asshole.

  • Someone sucks dick. Is it your? Nah. It’s me.
    June 1, 2021 at 8:55 pm

    Kyrie like the little bitch that he is, takes it out of the realm of basketball, calls the whole city racists then, says keep it to basketball and grow up after he gets some retaliation.

  • Fuck the spooks.
    June 1, 2021 at 8:41 pm

    I wish he threw an M68 instead of a bottle of water.

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