Did Antonio Brown Really Bust A Load On A Woman’s Back Who Then Agreed To Hang Out Again Because He Pinky Swore He Wouldn’t Rape Her This Time?


NYTAntonio Brown of the New England Patriots, the most prominent wide receiver in the N.F.L., has been accused of raping a woman who worked as his trainer, according to a federal lawsuit filed Tuesday in the Southern District of Florida. The lawsuit says that Brown — in three separate incidents, two in June 2017 and another in May 2018 — sexually assaulted a woman named Britney Taylor, a gymnast whom he met while they were attending Central Michigan together and whom he later hired as a trainer.

According to the suit, Brown sexually assaulted Taylor twice during training sessions in June 2017. First, he exposed himself and kissed her without permission, the lawsuit says. Later that month, the lawsuit says, while they were streaming religious programming on a tablet at his South Florida home, Brown started masturbating behind Taylor and ejaculated on her back. The lawsuit contains images of profane messages that Taylor says Brown sent to her about the incident.

Taylor ended her working relationship with Brown, the lawsuit says, but several months later, when he contacted her to apologize, she relented. She was, according to the lawsuit, “swayed by his assurance that he would cease any sexual advances.” Then, the lawsuit says, on May 20, 2018, Brown forced her onto a bed, pushed her face into the mattress and “forcibly” raped her. She tried to resist him, screaming and repeatedly shouting “no” and “stop,” the lawsuit says, but Brown refused and penetrated her. The lawsuit says that Taylor told at least three people about the incidents: her mother, Brown’s chef and a member of her church, who advised her to come forward.

I know we’re supposed to believe all women, but I just don’t believe this woman. She waited until he signed with the Patriots for $15 million before she comes out with this lawsuit? And instead of going to the cops and actually having him arrested, since she’s alleging a serious crime, she sues him instead?


If we are to believe this is true then it means she hung out with once and he started punching the clown directly in front of her. But instead of staying away from him or calling the police, she decided to get together with again a few weeks later AT HIS HOUSE, so they could “stream religious programming on a tablet.” Da fuq does that even mean? Then, when she wasn’t looking somehow, he snuck up behind her and blew his load all over her back.

Sure, two incidents like that might keep most chicks away from a guy, but she decided to hang out with him yet again because this time he pinky swore he wouldn’t whip his donkey shlong out without her permission first. Naturally she agreed to go INTO HIS BEDROOM, because what in tarnation could possibly go wrong in a bedroom with a guy who previously ejaculated on your back out of the blue? Then she was forcibly raped and only told her pastor and his chef, who of course was her most trusted confidant.


She’s also meeting with the NFL, but not until she gets married first.

Oh look, she needs money for her wedding. How convenient.

Now let me just say that I believe that Antonio Brown is one of the most ratchet people on earth, and if he couldn’t run fast and catch a football he’d be selling food stamps on Facebook. That’s why this email he wrote her, which was included in the lawsuit, is the least surprising thing I’ve ever seen.

Allow me to read that out loud.

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The bottom line here is that Antonio Brown is a garbage human being, and unless he radically changes then his time in New England won’t last long. However, it doesn’t make him a rapist, and this chick’s lawsuit seems bogus.


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48 Comment(s)
  • Antonio Browns 10 inch cock
    November 21, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    I cannot believe Antonio Brown wasted his literacy talent on a football career. That mongoloid negro can really write a haiku if I’ve ever seen one.

    Anyway, I don’t think he’s guilty although the story seems to adhere to common negro behavior quite well.

    The lady is at fault here. Burn the coal, pay the toll

  • Crazy Comedienne
    September 13, 2019 at 9:30 am

    A free cake to feed 200? Is she fucking insane? That’s at least 5 tiers. Bakers charge per serving anywhere from $3-$7 depending on design. For a cake that size there needs to be a setup and delivery fee because the baker has to set it up at the venue. A cake that feeds 200 can be anywhere from $650-$1,000+

    Who the hell has time to work for free or discounted prices?

    • Crazy Comedienne
      September 13, 2019 at 9:43 am

      What an idiot I am… lmao wrong post. But yeah fuck this lady too.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 12, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    Its obvious he will never get paid for his ability to string words together in a coherent fashion. Another ghetto rat tossing balls and patting other dudes on the ass. I wonder if he fights dogs, as well? Next month we’ll find out hes a cokehead, to boot. Im sure, just like 75% of his fellow NFL players, he’ll be broke in a few years after he retires.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      September 14, 2019 at 12:55 pm

      LOL @ black people texts.

      I mean, yeah, they’re fucked up but pretty coherent next to blacks actually talking to one another.

      At least you can read them in your own voice so they sorta make sense.

  • Hepulledabillclinton
    September 12, 2019 at 1:33 pm

    I’ll take these sluts serious when they stop calling their movement #metoo (pound me too)

  • Real_Finn
    September 12, 2019 at 12:05 pm

    This is very Desiree Washington of her. Tyson was/is a shit bag and she did the same thing. Curious to see if charges stick (pun intended)

  • Crazy Comedienne
    September 12, 2019 at 11:47 am

    How DARE he ejaculate on her back!!!!!! Who has that range of motion to be able to clean that shit up? Not me! Thats why back scratchers were invented, no one can reach that far. Be a gentleman and flip her over next time, right in the kisser!

    • Britney Taylor's Big Vagina
      September 12, 2019 at 2:45 pm

      yea – if she was not a trainer, she would be a call girl. There is very little difference. A trainer massages the non-genitalia, a call girl massages the genitalia and in my case, my trainer crossed the line and then asked for a pay raise.

  • Screw Snowflakes
    you sxually assaulted im coming back at least two more times
    September 12, 2019 at 10:07 am

    Yeah ummmm….no

      September 12, 2019 at 10:52 am

      negros do not have mating rituals they only know rape despite all the morris chestnut films you watched brainwashed you into thinking. In africa, before these american negros culturally appropriated us, reproduction is only through rape to this day. Unfortunately, all america white women fantasize about being raped by packs of wild negros. Ever see an old white boomer grandparent with their nappy headed mongrelized granchildren?

  • randiguy2006
    September 12, 2019 at 9:20 am

    I bet you she dint see that coming.

    • Art R.
      September 12, 2019 at 1:11 pm

      That one is going to “cum back” to haunt her….

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    September 12, 2019 at 3:04 am

    He’s clearly a very stupid, unpleasant individual. However the alleged victim confided in a chef instead of the police!

    And only comes forward a year later, when she’s getting married and only presses charges in a civil court. Remarkably, just after Brown signed a multi-million dollar deal.

    They deserve each other and the English language deserves neither of them, what the fuck did that cunt study at University? Oh, football.

    • z
      September 12, 2019 at 7:43 am

      To be fair, he had a multi million dollar deal with the Steelers and a bigger multi million dollar deal with the Raiders.

      His deal with the Pats, if anything, is a worse deal, though worth millions.

      This is currently peak “Brown is an asshole AND on top of it, this is what he did to me.” time. Perfect timing for publicity.

      I didn’t believe Anita Hill. I don’t believe her.
      BTW, he is an asshole.

  • Mrs. Washington
    September 11, 2019 at 10:47 pm

    Can we get some class please? Really people, let’s all be civil.

    • Osiris
      September 12, 2019 at 7:45 am

      At least he was smart enough to nut on her back so he doesn’t end up with 14 kids like Cromartie.

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    September 11, 2019 at 9:35 pm

    That message is virtually unreadable. When my children start choosing colleges, Central Michigan is definitely off the list. Do you think he even stepped foot in a class? If he did, I am guessing Shakespeare wasn’t being acted out.

    • ncfoothillbilly
      September 12, 2019 at 4:19 pm

      Shake-a-spear be rayciss, yo!

  • Rob Perkins
    September 11, 2019 at 8:31 pm

    Did Antonio penetrate her Vagina or her Anus? asking for my mom

  • The other 1%.
    September 11, 2019 at 8:25 pm

    Oh looksy looksy here. It’s the Life’s Losers meeting. Get your binkies and rip a fuckin butt. Glory be.

  • Brett Kavanaugh
    September 11, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    Rape should be legal.

    • Billy Clinton
      September 11, 2019 at 9:17 pm

      It depends what your definition of rape is

  • Captain Trips
    Ah the Treasures
    September 11, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    Big day for the treasures of diversity! First the West Springfield dog lover, then the fantastic judge, now Mr. Ejaculate.

    The gifts just keep on coming in!

  • Pats Fan 4 EVA
    September 11, 2019 at 7:55 pm

    He can jerk off on my back if he catches 15 tds this year.

    • WeRFucked
      September 12, 2019 at 7:40 am

      Okay. This is funny. 4 dislikes = people with no sense of humor.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      September 12, 2019 at 1:41 pm

      And Uncle says he never posts in comment section. Liar! LOL

  • Al Reardon
    September 11, 2019 at 7:49 pm

    This is just your everyday “BLACK MAN WITH GARGATUAN COCK” story that enraptures ya’all souls.

    • Corinth Arkadin
      September 14, 2019 at 1:04 pm


      Hmmm. I think you should in jail for murdering the English language.

  • Mikey Avenatti
    September 11, 2019 at 7:40 pm

    Sounds familiar to the Yankees Dave Winfield and actress Robin Givens and her Mom story. I don’t want Brown on the Patriots- he is not right in the head, but I do not believe this woman anymore than I believe Christine Blassey Ford.

  • Sundberg got what he deserved
    September 11, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    You describe Antonio as a shit bag human being and are accusing the alleged victim to being a liar? Ummm I sure hope you don’t have a daughter. Even the ‘nice’ guys pull this stuff. FAX! FAX! All kidding aside this article is bullshit. fax!
    I seem to remember all those men that came out during the catholic church sex abuse era. OH MY how brave!
    This shit happens. I’ve seen it with my own eyes…in the 80s, high school/college drinking parties and absolutely ALL I have personally known got away with it. Whatever happened to that 3 part expose you were going to do on the cop that went to jail? You dropped it after 1.
    I don’t understand why men have a hard time realizing that even, gasp, really nice guys rape.

    • WeRFucked
      September 12, 2019 at 8:01 am

      Da Fuq?
      Nice guys who rape don’t get away with it if the girl immediately goes to the police. You know what I think? 50% of “rapes” are because the woman feels guilty. Because she was drunk perhaps?

      Women today should know about “Me Too” – they should know what happens when you report a rape years after it happened.

      Show me a woman who is suing because she was raped, and I’ll show you a woman who I question her intentions. A couple of million dollars paid to this hoe isn’t going to hurt Antonio. A year or two in jail would do much more damage.

      I think AB is an asshole BTW. A total loser with athletic ability. As AB would say… “there’s no “I” in “team”. I’m all about the only person I care about… me.”

      • Breeder
        September 12, 2019 at 8:07 am

        Spoken like a person that knows nothing about such situations. You have no idea how many rapes get reported years later. Many.

        • WeRFucked
          September 12, 2019 at 8:25 am

          Yup. Because I’m a “nice guy.” I’ve had a woman or two say “no” as I was about to put it in. I was ready and after much foreplay with heavy breathing and obvious excess moisture, I thought she was too. I go soft with disappointment. Because I’m a nice guy. And you know what… I respect her.

          Ladies if you want me to believe you… report the rape while the evidence is still dripping. If you don’t give a fuck if I believe you or not, wait a couple years.

          • Brock Turner
            September 12, 2019 at 8:41 am

            You’re dumber than a box of rocks. Thanks for the details. Perusing the comments in here about rape by men just validates my opinion that all men are suspect. Go on. Keep on telling us what rape is.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    September 11, 2019 at 6:46 pm

    What don’t you people understand? Those people have a different culture from ours! This is normal behavior for them! They are very animated an act on their emotions. Get over it!

    • CeCe Telfer
      September 12, 2019 at 9:35 am

      Yasssss gurlllllll

      I challenge AB to a three-legged 40 yard dash

      Winner gets to shave my chest

  • Yawnho
    September 11, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    Honest to fucking God does any of you really care what a football player did? Do you even know him? How about worry about something more important to you like wiping a piece of sand off of your car’s tire.

  • pimp city
    September 11, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    Ab and Kraft are living the bachelors dream they are. Kraft can take yo ladies because he lives in a castle and has billions and a strong libido. Ab has millions, a mansion and a snake that makes y’all little white boys weeners look like lint. The white boy is weak and lazy. You people should salute Bob Kraft.

    • your massa
      September 11, 2019 at 8:24 pm

      Hi boy, you seem to have a lot of knowledge of white cocks. Perhaps the ones you have put in your mouth were small, but I nearly split your whore mom in two back in the day with my average white penis. Your people seem to have low IQs and trouble with impulse control.

      • Pimp City
        September 11, 2019 at 11:31 pm

        I have seen how having little penises causes angry little old white men. That you boy? Huhh? Mouse instead of man.

        • Corinth Arkadin
          September 14, 2019 at 1:09 pm

          Yes, you tell ‘im! The White Man stole all your ideas and inventions and sheeet.

          Except 1,000 uses for Peanut Butter. Yeah, that idea is documented fact that Black folks OWN!

    • Wwy
      September 12, 2019 at 12:41 am

      Kraft has a jewface of course he has to pay women and diddle children. He belongs in a gold oven.

  • Emily
    September 11, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    Honestly the ME TOO movement has been going on for a couple (at least) years. But this woman wanted to wait…in my opinion..until he signed and then pay day would come. I will wait and see what the outcome is but right now I don’t buy what she’s selling.

    • WeRFucked
      September 12, 2019 at 8:10 am

      Right on Em. But why didn’t she do this when he signed for thirty million with Oakland? I think the timing has more to do with this then the $15 million (maybe) New England contract.

      He was getting a ton of attention over the past week. A lot of it was negative for being a douche.

      What a great time for her to get the general public on her side when they’re already hatin’ AB.

  • Jew England diddlers
    September 11, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    Whose the goofy fuck with the glasses? Someone fired for similar things around children is the last persons opinion that matters TB. Kraft is a diddler I know fucking sick. TB is always defending the worst people.

  • Betty Ford
    September 11, 2019 at 5:29 pm

    She is somewhere between full of shtt and really dumb. I don’t know where the line is, but it’s in between those two parameters.

    Kind of funny how they painted him as this honest, humble, decent guy on DWTS. Apparently not.

    • Batshit
      September 11, 2019 at 6:13 pm

      but you watch DWTS

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