
Hey Alexa, who’s gonna win the Super Bowl?
Game over.
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Patriots 34, Rams 21.
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Guess who’s not playing in the Super Bowl? God.
An absolutely UNBELIEVABLE victory for the WHITE RACE.
I stood up with my family in front of the TV and chanted, loudly:
WHITE PRIDE
WHITE POWER
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Alexa tell John Henry that New England’s favorite team just won another championship. Meanwhile John Henry can get s chubby thinking about the equipment truck leaving for Florida.
Sean McVay is a young Malavasi in a drag. Such chaps never learn…
Sorry Mr McVay, but coach Belichick is going to carve your heart out today.
God is going to teach you a lesson today. He loves all men equally and those who think they are deserving of more love will get smited…
Listen, God, we all know who’s who and which people you put on the top of the food chain. So please don’t get all liquored up and start with the “everyone’s equal and I love everybody” routine, we’ve seen what you gave certain “groups” for brain power, rational thinking ability and self control. I know you’re sorry but you gotta admit they can be a lot of laughs.