So this happened during the Live show tonight.
— Indianapolis Colts (@Colts) August 25, 2019
I normally don’t comment on sports on this little sports blog I created five years ago, but keep in mind, one of the stories that built this blog was Deflategate. And this is sweet, delicious Deflategate Karma.
No franchise in sports deserves this more than the Indianapolis Colts. No franchise is more pathetic. No other franchise would be so shameless, and unembarrassed to hang an AFC Championship participation banner in their stadium, because Super Bowl banners are too hard to come by in the era of the Patriots dynasty. This is a team that we murdered in cold blood in the 2014 AFC Championship game, and because they were plowed so hard that they couldn’t walk for a week, they concocted a bogus excuse about deflated footballs in order to smear Tom Brady’s good name. Since then we’ve won three Super Bowls, and made 4. The Colts have made the playoffs once, and now their franchise quarterback, who they once tanked and went 2-14 to acquire, is gone.
Smartest guy in the room right now is Josh McDaniels. Remember when he accepted the job to coach this pathetic team, and then at the last minute remembered that the Colts are a disgrace and Andrew Luck is a frequently injured guy whose only real skill is beating up on the Titans and probably could retire at any minute? Remember when Gregg Doyel, the loser columnist from the loser city who bitched about deflated balls for two years of his pathetic existence, wrote this column calling McDaniels a “selfish little jerk”? Turns out he’s actually a genius. Good times.
The biggest loser tonight wasn’t Colts fans though, it was OJ:
— O.J. Simpson (@TheRealOJ32) August 25, 2019
OJ, you should’ve drafted Joe Flacco bruh. You got a great history with white Broncos. When Andrew Luck quit, OJ’s draft went to shit.
In all seriousness, Andrew Luck should probably take out a restraining order now. And if you’re not following OJ on Twitter, you really should. I would if I was allowed on the platform. It’s not what he says that’s funny, it’s the replies to each and every one of his tweets that keep me laughing for ages.
I mean you could always cut him…..
— Herb Kirkstreit (@THE_OSU) August 25, 2019
Dam Andrew Luck really murdered your draft
— phillip (@MeekPhill_) August 25, 2019
Guess you'll no longer be able to slaughter the competition like you did your wife's boyfriend.
— Dodge Ram Owner (@RamLover69) August 25, 2019
First being accused of murder now this!? OJ you can’t catch a break!
— Matthew Bresnahan (@Brezy20) August 25, 2019
I drafted you the year you murdered Nicole. Call it even
— ucf probs (@ucf_problems) August 25, 2019
My personal favorite….
Speaking of luck… pic.twitter.com/88CK0VBxks
— Jon Sosis (@FunnyJS) August 25, 2019
The Colts are the only organization on earth that’s a bigger joke than OJ on Twitter.
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