Great Day For America: Entitled Communist Losers On Women’s Soccer Team Lose To Canadian Team With Non-Binary They/Them Named Quinn 


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Anyway, I published a blog about the whiny cunts on the US Women’s Soccer team losing to a non-binary thing called Quinn on Team Canada. Read about it on TB Daily News by clicking here.


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65 Comment(s)
  • Dr. Seuss
    August 4, 2021 at 1:17 pm

    If you were born with a prick; you are not a chick.

  • The King, Elvis Presley
    August 4, 2021 at 10:02 am

    Just your friendly reminder that a U15 Texas boys team smoked these bitches like 5-2 or some shit.

    The media pushes them because they are walking talking robots for the left, they get zero ratings and they fall down like baby giraffes.

    Compete garbage, much like the forcing of TBdailyfaggotry.

  • Nick Kerr
    August 3, 2021 at 8:18 pm

    Orion is “needle dink the bug fucker”
    I await your stupid retort

  • Crypto Shnauz
    August 3, 2021 at 6:16 pm

    So brave of hook nose to speak out about the non existent holohoax jokes in the comment section. Qui…QUI??

  • juror seven esq.
    August 3, 2021 at 4:04 pm

    What a difference a few years make. Remember after the WUSNT (or whatever you call them) won the female version of the World Cup. The out cry from certain segments of the population ( the proud lesbians) and the one’s on the team that wanted to get paid at the same rate as their male counterparts. So when you fail miserably, such as right now, don’t be shocked when you get called out.

  • Metro West Guy
    August 3, 2021 at 9:38 am

    What a bunch of obnoxious unsufferable witches, for first time I’m glad that Americans lost.. You’re already up by 10 goals against Thailand a few years ago and you still tack 3 goals on to rub it in their faces even more? Payback is a bitch.

  • Unc doesn't want holocaust jokes on here??
    August 3, 2021 at 1:42 am

    Whats the difference between a burnt kike and a cheeto?

  • you da racist where my gold button?
    August 3, 2021 at 12:41 am

    US olympic basketball with a token white player. ESPN “dont be afraid to send an all black team” gets a first round loss to Nigeria useless clowns.

    NY Times the US depends on “black girl magic” citing the failed hammer thrower failure, the gymnast that quit and the tennis player who lost first round.

  • Delusional and mentally ill
    August 3, 2021 at 12:33 am

    Hormones, surgery, regret:
    I was a transgender woman for 8 years
    My name is Walt Heyer and in April of 1983 I had gender reassignment surgery. At first I was giddy for the fresh start. But hormones and sex change genital surgery couldn’t solve the underlying issues driving my gender dysphoria.

    I detransitioned more than 25 years ago. I learned the truth: Hormones and surgery may alter appearances, but nothing changes the immutable fact of your sex.

    I met a wonderful woman who didn’t care about the changes to my body, and we’ve been married for over 20 years. Now we help others whose lives have been derailed by sex change.

  • Doug Bushman
    August 2, 2021 at 10:26 pm

    Even I hate the US women’s soccer team!

  • dale woodman
    August 2, 2021 at 10:08 pm

    She has 3 Balls!

  • Turtz McGurtz
    August 2, 2021 at 8:26 pm

    Atta-they Quinn! i laughed so hard this morning when i found out they lost. Truly horrible people i’m glad you reminded everyone about the player tweeting that her christian former teammate homophobic. Hope these frauds lose the Bronze too.

  • Some girl from Middle east
    August 2, 2021 at 7:34 pm

    Fell as she was in 1st place, all others just kept running (mostly white girls).
    The minority girl got up,was in last place. She ran passed all the white girls and finished with gold!
    Remind me again why whites are better?

    • Orlon^^^
      August 2, 2021 at 11:24 pm

      Never happened, hog-breath. You lie like a rug.
      Add to that the fact that this is the FUCKING OLYMPICS AND NOT A FUCKING BLM PARTICIPATION TROPHY, WIPE-YOUR-FUCKING-ASSES-FOR-YOU HUG-A-THON…..ah fuck it. You’re a loser.

    • Megan Rapinho
      August 3, 2021 at 4:26 am

      Liar she tripped over her burka and suicide vest.

  • Buck Breaker
    August 2, 2021 at 5:57 pm

    Megan Rapino is probably injecting hormones as we speak because she realizes mentally ill trannies get more attention than obnoxious purple haired dykes

  • Orion
    August 2, 2021 at 5:44 pm

    Why is everyone so angry at pedophiles? Their people to you know!

    • Reality
      August 2, 2021 at 6:24 pm

      Cram it Orion. I know it’s you, I can tell by the spelling mistake that it’s you!

  • It's all downhill from here
    August 2, 2021 at 5:07 pm

    The difference between tbdailynews and this site:

    the stories printed here are actually entertaining and funny.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 2, 2021 at 4:52 pm

    Isn’t karma awesome? I hope they go up against a team full of biological males who all think they’re females.

    That would be the bomb!

  • big guy
    August 2, 2021 at 4:20 pm

    I have it from a good source that says the US team are taking the knee in support of the Black Christians being murdered in Africa by the Muslims.
    From jihadwatch org

    Burkina Faso: Children screaming ‘Allahu akbar’ participated in jihad massacre in which 160 people were killed
    Cameroon: Muslims murder 13 soldiers and a civilian in jihad attack on military outpost
    Dr. Charles Jacobs Video: Arabs and Muslims Have Black Slaves
    Niger: Muslims murder 19 civilians in jihad raid on village
    Qatar: Indian woman abused and tortured, ‘they told me I was a slave they had bought’
    UK: Social workers turned blind eye as 15-year-old raped, forced into Islamic marriage and domestic slavery

  • Orion
    August 2, 2021 at 4:12 pm

    Haha, wow! “Derp derp derp” is all I’m getting from you. You’re easily the most miserable, try-hard shit I’ve ever seen in the comments section, and there’s been LOTS of competition. You can hardly fucking spell, and yet you have the arrogance to claim you can read minds and attribute motives to strangers -as well as claim that people who might misuse a word are just uneducated, even if they make human errors. Let that sink in. You’re making spelling errors all over the place and yet you think you’re immune to human error. Being that big of a hypocrite means your opinion is worth absolutely nothing. I would never wish bad on anybody, but I’d be just fine if you got hit by a bus. I’d wish you a miserable life, but I’m confident that’s all you’re ever going to have.

    • Orion
      August 2, 2021 at 4:14 pm

      ^ For “Truth”. For some reason I couldn’t respond to his pussy ass directly.

      • Truth
        August 2, 2021 at 5:30 pm

        “My feelings are hurt” – Orion

        • Rolls Noice
          August 2, 2021 at 5:38 pm

          Bruh, just stop. Look at just some of the retarded shit you posted.

          “I come here for the comments. No interest in your MSM version of your site.”

          Followed by

          “I happen to like TB”

          Yeah, think I’ve seen all I need to. You’re clearly a shit starter and a fuckin moron.

          • Truth
            August 2, 2021 at 5:42 pm

            What is it like to get upset over a random Internet post?

            You really take your posting here serious, you remind me of Judge Dread. Thanks for the laugh bud!

        • Chris Seith
          August 2, 2021 at 6:53 pm

          I think the only upset person is your mom because of all the time you waste reading and posting on TB articles instead of looking for a job.

      • Truth
        August 3, 2021 at 7:42 pm

        That’s because you’re a fucking moron and a bed wette4

  • Bill Cribben
    August 2, 2021 at 4:03 pm

    I would root for team Iran against these SJW thugs.

  • Digitus Impudicus
    August 2, 2021 at 3:58 pm

    It is not just acceptance and approval that they seek. It is also their militant ideology that you must accept without question. You know the like BLM . If you say or do anything they do not like. You will be rejected and canceled. Because that’s the way God planned it. Right?

  • Buck Nasty
    August 2, 2021 at 3:21 pm

    ” He’s not sucking off the government (read taxpayers, like me) “. No he sucks off the dimwits who donate their money or sign up for the prestigious Turtle Club. I enjoy the dynamics of the trailer park crowd…

    • Linda Coralyn
      Happy camper
      August 2, 2021 at 4:11 pm

      I would imagine the dynamics of the trailer park crowd is something you’re intimately familiar with sparky. Tell us about it sometime. Then explain why you need everyone to know how pathetic you are that you troll a site that looks down on people like you. You know, you and your fellow trailer park residents.

  • bill
    August 2, 2021 at 3:01 pm

    Hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…..America doesn’t like losers….Gen Patton

  • Art Flaherty
    Mmmmm....Delicious !
    August 2, 2021 at 2:51 pm

    If you witnessed the horrid behavior of these bullies in the match against Thailand in 2019 then you can understand the glee I feel that they were defeated by Canada. Their behavior, witnessed by the world, disgraced our nation in a way these woman will never understand. They are the very definition of “the ugly american” They are a joke, and 10’s of millions of soccer fans across the planet are elated by their demise.

  • Observer
    August 2, 2021 at 2:49 pm

    Yet another example of the “Tolerant” practicing intolerance by kicking the young lady off their team.
    These people must be mentally ill or maybe they just like acting as Fascists….you can decide for yourselves.

  • Victor Moth
    August 2, 2021 at 2:37 pm

    “We love you Megan, even though we voted for Trump,” chortled Megan’s parents. Furthermore, that herm Quinn got the dyke haircut in hopes that she could steal Megan from her wifey.

  • bigdaddy
    August 2, 2021 at 2:26 pm

    Looks like the women/trans/nonbinary soccer team is also boycotting goals until they achieve what ever they were protesting

  • 1936 Olympics
    August 2, 2021 at 2:10 pm

    Remember back in ’36 when Jesse Owens won the gold four times and cut a fart in the Fuhrer’s face after leaving the podium? Jewmerica does!

    • Jesse Owens
      August 2, 2021 at 8:10 pm

      In Germany, Owens had been allowed to travel with and stay in the same hotels as whites, at a time when African Americans in many parts of the United States had to stay in segregated hotels that accommodated only blacks. He was admired by German citizens who treated him as a celebrity, and was even waved at by Hitler.

      When Owens returned to the United States, he was greeted with a parade in New York City by Mayor Fiorello LaGuardia. After the parade, Owens was not permitted to enter through the main doors of the Waldorf Astoria to the reception honoring him, and instead was forced to use a loading dock door and travel up the freight elevator.

      President Franklin D. Roosevelt never invited Jesse Owens to the White House following his triumphs at the Olympic Games. When the Democrats bid for his support, Owens rejected those overtures: as a staunch Republican, he endorsed Alf Landon, Roosevelt’s Republican opponent in the 1936 presidential race.

      “I had the opportunity to meet the King of England. I had the opportunity to wave at Hitler, and I had the opportunity to talk with the King of Sweden, and some of the greatest men in Europe. Some people say Hitler snubbed me. But I tell you, Hitler didn’t snub me—it was FDR who snubbed me. The president didn’t even send me a telegram.”

      – Jesse Owens, 1936

      • Jesse Owens
        August 2, 2021 at 9:03 pm

        Owens’s success at the games caused consternation for Hitler, who was using them to show the world a resurgent Nazi Germany.[38] He and other government officials had hoped that German athletes would dominate the games.[38][39] Nazi minister Albert Speer wrote that Hitler “was highly annoyed by the series of triumphs by the marvelous colored American runner, Jesse Owens. People whose antecedents came from the jungle were primitive, Hitler said with a shrug; their physiques were stronger than those of civilized whites and hence should be excluded from future games.”[40]

        • That's all been proven to be old US propaganda
          August 2, 2021 at 11:03 pm

          I would trust the words of Owens himself, rather than the word of ex-nazis in 1946 who were trying to distance themselves from Hitler.

          And Hitler didn’t even care about blacks. The German people all loved him, and he got the biggest ovation of his career from the Germans: “Owens so captured the imagination of the crowd it gave him several ear-shattering ovations. … Owens stated that he had gotten the greatest ovations of his career at Berlin.”

          “Another popular belief is that the games marked a humiliating moment for the Nazis because Jesse Owens walked away with a medal while Hitler had predicted the Aryans would be the big winners, proof of the superman abilities of the white race. In reality, the competition was anything but a German humiliation. Germany managed to pick up more medals than all the other countries combined. Hitler was very pleased with the outcome”.

    • Asking for a German Friend
      August 3, 2021 at 12:26 am

      Which country won the most medals at those Olympic Games?

  • Alexander Rich-Shea
    Alexander Rich-Shea
    August 2, 2021 at 2:08 pm

    Haha this is exactly what i need to cheer me up today. Cheers TurtleBro!

    This is just like when Taylor Swift denounced white supremacy.

  • Joe Dirt
    August 2, 2021 at 1:53 pm

    I certainly how this group of pathetic women who play soccer for money slither away from the olympics without a medal. Karma is a bitch just like those kicking the ball around.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    August 2, 2021 at 1:50 pm

    Haha the commie cunts lost. They’re probably crying it’s not fair that they have to play first world countries. They want to play teams like Thailand who they ran up the score on,13-0 in the 2019 World Cup. Those bull-dyke lezbos had the poor Thai girls in tears, celebrating each goal like they just beat the 85 Bears. I hate them.

  • Annonymous
    August 2, 2021 at 1:46 pm

    What company did the Nazi’s use to move prisoners from one concentration camp to another?

    August 2, 2021 at 1:44 pm

    Uncle TB still can’t seem to make the connection between the joos and his censorship.

    What is the difference between a joo and a pizza?

    The pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in the oven.

    • Ellen Crowley from Woburn
      August 2, 2021 at 1:50 pm

      What’s the difference between a Jеw and a pizza?

      People actually like pizza.

  • hartf811
    Beverly Farms
    August 2, 2021 at 1:36 pm

    This is my Olympics!
    I want ever uppity kneegrow, queer reprobate and sob story that loses, to be tarred, feathered and dragged through the social media main street with as much enthusiasm as they got when they flew their “protest flags proud”.
    Winner win. Losers lose. Complainers complain. And the new “sisterhood of whining victims” whine.
    Next they will have a nutless transsexual on the Wheaties box. (oh wait!)
    Sorry I have the “twisties” and need another drink!
    Stay off my beach.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 2, 2021 at 1:36 pm

    Good for Quinn, so brave! And I think we can all certainly agree … they are gorgeous!

  • Jewmerica
    August 2, 2021 at 1:31 pm

    I think Megan Rapinoe is kind of cute!

  • randiguy2006
    August 2, 2021 at 1:14 pm

    I only give you hits to read comments you turd.

  • Truth
    August 2, 2021 at 1:00 pm

    I come here for the comments. No interest in your MSM version of your site.

    “I don’t care what my posters think “.

    Um, clearly you do, you cared enough to comment on it.

    • Orion
      August 2, 2021 at 1:52 pm

      What, you’ve never heard someone repeat something to emphasize it? You fucking moron? Doesn’t mean he actually cares, unless maybe it’s something he sympathizes with. You’re using a complete straw argument.

      • Truth
        August 2, 2021 at 3:15 pm

        That’s some mental gymnastics to pretend be didn’t care. I happen to like TB, but if he cared enough to write about it, then he obviously cares. You’re a Pussy for defending it.

        • Orion
          August 2, 2021 at 3:54 pm

          You’re a massive pussy for implying he cares just because he types “I don’t care”. Even if he really does care, have you never heard of hyperbole or exaggeration? You can’t seriously expect to pin someone on every little word they say.

          • Ballz McLongcock
            August 3, 2021 at 7:34 pm

            Instead of “pussy”, could you please use a more gender neutral word during your 6th grade fight? It would be appreciated.

      • Truth
        August 2, 2021 at 3:19 pm

        PS. If you’re going to engage in argumentation, you might want to brush up on your definitions. You’re definitely using “straw man” incorrectly. Please don’t just repeat words you hear from other people, actually learn what the words means and how to use them.

        • Orion
          August 2, 2021 at 3:58 pm

          Oh what fucking ever. You’re even jumping to conclusions again that I’m just regurgitating something I’ve read somewhere else. Do you know of anyone who has never incorrectly used a word they know the definition of? Go on, I’ll wait. I had a feeling some pedantic cocksucker would try me on that as soon as I submitted it. While in a hurry at work, I was trying to think of a term for fallacious logic and that’s what came out first, so sue me. You likely know damn well I was trying to say that the other knobhead I replied to was unfairly trying to assign motive to Turtleboy when he can’t reasonably do that.

          • Truth
            August 2, 2021 at 4:03 pm

            Only a bitch would cry about getting called out for using argumentation wrong. There was no fallacy in my post, you just looked for one because you’re so sensitive about your boyfriend turtle boy. What an absolute pussy. Thanks for letting me know my post upset up. Wash the sand out of you vagina and enjoy your day.

          • Orion
            August 2, 2021 at 5:23 pm

            Whatever jerk off I dare you to try writing these comments while your boss is yelling at your ass to hurry up because there’s a 5 car backup at the drive thru and it aint even your fault that the fucking french fry fryer keeps shutting itself off for no particular reason!!!

          • The Brahman shaman
            August 2, 2021 at 6:48 pm

            Listen up fupasloth your here your square and know one cares about your truths. So go sit on it.

  • Turtle
    August 2, 2021 at 12:59 pm

    You have chosen to feed your family with the lazy pickings from people’s facebook pages.

    Hell of a way to make a living. I would love to be a fly on the wall when you try to explain to your kids that you fed them with money from men who like to call women cunts and say they should be raped or murdered.

    Stand up guy.

    • Ricardo Cabeza
      August 2, 2021 at 1:50 pm

      Real talk, I’ve never seen a demographic call other women cunts more often than I’ve seen the so-called “good guys” on the left do it.

    • Linda Coralyn
      August 2, 2021 at 1:52 pm

      A stand up guy will feed his family any way he can, cause that’s what stand up guys do. As long as he’s not sucking off the government (read taxpayers, like me) or resorting to criminal behavior (read racist rollins friends and family) I support his right to earn a salary any legal way he wants. So if you want to identify as an insect, go for it. Low bar, but ok…

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