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Neutered Mut And Callahan Not Allowed To Call Out Globe Hack Dan Shaughnessy For Not Voting Curt Schilling Into Hall Of Fame For Tweeting Turtleboy Blog About Adam Jones

Uncle Turtleboy / January 30, 2019

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Top 13 Ways The Patriots Cheated To Beat The Chiefs And Win The AFC Championship

Uncle Turtleboy / January 21, 2019

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Patriots Vs. Charges Live Blog

Uncle Turtleboy / January 13, 2019

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Hardos Are Losing Their Minds Because Braintree High School Is Playing A Meaningless Football Game Against Milton On Wednesday Instead Of Thanksgiving

Uncle Turtleboy / November 20, 2018

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It’s Patently Unfair How Much God Loves Boston Fans More Than Everyone Else

Uncle Turtleboy / October 29, 2018

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God Loves Us More: Lazy Piece Of Shit Manny Machado Was Blowing Bubbles With The World Series On The Line On A Play That Anyone Else Would’ve Gotten To First Base On

Uncle Turtleboy / October 28, 2018

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I Hate David Price Even More Now For Being So Dominant And Sending The Red Sox Back To The World Series

Uncle Turtleboy / October 18, 2018

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Transgendered Cyclist Dr. Rachel McKinnon Wins UCI Master Track Cycling But It’s Bigotry And Transphobic To Point Out Biology Is A Thing And Screwing Over Chicks In Sports Is Totally OK Now

Uncle Turtleboy / October 17, 2018

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There’s No Way In Hell The Red Sox Didn’t Know Hanley Ramirez Might Be A Major Lawrence Fentanyl Dealer

Uncle Turtleboy / June 22, 2018

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Kevin Durant Is A Pussy, The Warriors Championships Are Now Meaningless, And This Is Why I Wouldn’t Accept LeBron On The Celtics

Uncle Turtleboy / June 9, 2018

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LeBron Can Never, Ever, Ever Play In The East Again After We Officially Murdered His Soul And Pissed On His Corpse, He Will Never Beat The Celtics Again

Uncle Turtleboy / May 15, 2018

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LeBron James Has Already Given Up

Uncle Turtleboy / May 13, 2018

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“The Process” Apparently Means Al Horford Makes You His Bitch And You Give Us Free Draft Picks So Jayson Tatum Can Murder You

Uncle Turtleboy / May 5, 2018

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Uncle Turtleboy / March 12, 2018

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This Is The Year Expert Bracketologist Sporty McTurtle Correctly Predicts All 68 Teams That Will Make The NCAA Tournament

Uncle Turtleboy / March 11, 2018

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Pinstriped Poonstachio East Bridgewater Superintendent Shits On Girl’s Basketball Coach For Being Mea After EB Facializes Madison Park 93-7

Uncle Turtleboy / March 4, 2018

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God Still Loves Us More And We Will Win The Super Bowl Next Year

Uncle Turtleboy / February 5, 2018

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Drunken Boobs Greeting The 1985 Patriots At The Airport After Making The Super Bowl Is Patriots Porn And Something Kids These Days Will Never Understand

Uncle Turtleboy / February 2, 2018

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Local Boob Gets Stern Talking To After Pretending To Be On New Orleans Pelicans, Doing Stretches And Shooting Warmups With Team

Uncle Turtleboy / January 29, 2018

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Gutless Andover High School Principal Suspends Successful Hockey Coach For Not Stopping At McDonald’s On Bus Ride Home From Springfield

Uncle Turtleboy / January 25, 2018

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Neutered Mut And Callahan Not Allowed To Call Out Globe Hack Dan Shaughnessy For Not Voting Curt Schilling Into Hall Of Fame For Tweeting Turtleboy Blog About Adam Jones

Top 13 Ways The Patriots Cheated To Beat The Chiefs And Win The AFC Championship

Patriots Vs. Charges Live Blog

Hardos Are Losing Their Minds Because Braintree High School Is Playing A Meaningless Football Game Against Milton On Wednesday Instead Of Thanksgiving

It’s Patently Unfair How Much God Loves Boston Fans More Than Everyone Else

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God Loves Us More: Lazy Piece Of Shit Manny Machado Was Blowing Bubbles With The World Series On The Line On A Play That Anyone Else Would’ve Gotten To First Base On

I Hate David Price Even More Now For Being So Dominant And Sending The Red Sox Back To The World Series

Transgendered Cyclist Dr. Rachel McKinnon Wins UCI Master Track Cycling But It’s Bigotry And Transphobic To Point Out Biology Is A Thing And Screwing Over Chicks In Sports Is Totally OK Now

There’s No Way In Hell The Red Sox Didn’t Know Hanley Ramirez Might Be A Major Lawrence Fentanyl Dealer

Kevin Durant Is A Pussy, The Warriors Championships Are Now Meaningless, And This Is Why I Wouldn’t Accept LeBron On The Celtics

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LeBron Can Never, Ever, Ever Play In The East Again After We Officially Murdered His Soul And Pissed On His Corpse, He Will Never Beat The Celtics Again

LeBron James Has Already Given Up

“The Process” Apparently Means Al Horford Makes You His Bitch And You Give Us Free Draft Picks So Jayson Tatum Can Murder You

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This Is The Year Expert Bracketologist Sporty McTurtle Correctly Predicts All 68 Teams That Will Make The NCAA Tournament

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Pinstriped Poonstachio East Bridgewater Superintendent Shits On Girl’s Basketball Coach For Being Mea After EB Facializes Madison Park 93-7

God Still Loves Us More And We Will Win The Super Bowl Next Year

Drunken Boobs Greeting The 1985 Patriots At The Airport After Making The Super Bowl Is Patriots Porn And Something Kids These Days Will Never Understand

Local Boob Gets Stern Talking To After Pretending To Be On New Orleans Pelicans, Doing Stretches And Shooting Warmups With Team

Gutless Andover High School Principal Suspends Successful Hockey Coach For Not Stopping At McDonald’s On Bus Ride Home From Springfield

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