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Kevin Durant Is A Pussy, The Warriors Championships Are Now Meaningless, And This Is Why I Wouldn’t Accept LeBron On The Celtics

Sporty McTurtle / June 9, 2018

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LeBron Can Never, Ever, Ever Play In The East Again After We Officially Murdered His Soul And Pissed On His Corpse, He Will Never Beat The Celtics Again

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LeBron James Has Already Given Up

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“The Process” Apparently Means Al Horford Makes You His Bitch And You Give Us Free Draft Picks So Jayson Tatum Can Murder You

Sporty McTurtle / May 5, 2018

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This Is The Year Expert Bracketologist Sporty McTurtle Correctly Predicts All 68 Teams That Will Make The NCAA Tournament

Sporty McTurtle / March 11, 2018

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Pinstriped Poonstachio East Bridgewater Superintendent Shits On Girl’s Basketball Coach For Being Mea After EB Facializes Madison Park 93-7

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God Still Loves Us More And We Will Win The Super Bowl Next Year

Sporty McTurtle / February 5, 2018

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Drunken Boobs Greeting The 1985 Patriots At The Airport After Making The Super Bowl Is Patriots Porn And Something Kids These Days Will Never Understand

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Local Boob Gets Stern Talking To After Pretending To Be On New Orleans Pelicans, Doing Stretches And Shooting Warmups With Team

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Gutless Andover High School Principal Suspends Successful Hockey Coach For Not Stopping At McDonald’s On Bus Ride Home From Springfield

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Top 10 Ways The Patriots Cheated To Beat The Jaguars And Win The AFC Championship

Turtleboy / January 22, 2018

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Thanks To Steelers Being The Steelers The Patriots Are Finally Going To Be Challenged In The AFC Championship, Can’t Wait

Turtleboy / January 15, 2018

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Le’Veon Bell Guaranteeing Win, Talking Shit To Random Boobs On Twitter At Midnight With 1 PM Game Tomorrow Is Why The Steelers Are Gonna Lose To Jacksonville

Turtleboy / January 14, 2018

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Local Boob Gets Stern Talking To After Pretending To Be On New Orleans Pelicans, Doing Stretches And Shooting Warmups With Team

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