It’s Patently Unfair How Much God Loves Boston Fans More Than Everyone Else
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God Loves Us More: Lazy Piece Of Shit Manny Machado Was Blowing Bubbles With The World Series On The Line On A Play That Anyone Else Would’ve Gotten To First Base On
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I Hate David Price Even More Now For Being So Dominant And Sending The Red Sox Back To The World Series
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Transgendered Cyclist Dr. Rachel McKinnon Wins UCI Master Track Cycling But It’s Bigotry And Transphobic To Point Out Biology Is A Thing And Screwing Over Chicks In Sports Is Totally OK Now
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There’s No Way In Hell The Red Sox Didn’t Know Hanley Ramirez Might Be A Major Lawrence Fentanyl Dealer
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Kevin Durant Is A Pussy, The Warriors Championships Are Now Meaningless, And This Is Why I Wouldn’t Accept LeBron On The Celtics
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LeBron Can Never, Ever, Ever Play In The East Again After We Officially Murdered His Soul And Pissed On His Corpse, He Will Never Beat The Celtics Again
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LeBron James Has Already Given Up
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“The Process” Apparently Means Al Horford Makes You His Bitch And You Give Us Free Draft Picks So Jayson Tatum Can Murder You
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Sign Up For Turtleboy’s Annual March Madness Pool To Win Free Turtle Gear And/Or Cash
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This Is The Year Expert Bracketologist Sporty McTurtle Correctly Predicts All 68 Teams That Will Make The NCAA Tournament
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Pinstriped Poonstachio East Bridgewater Superintendent Shits On Girl’s Basketball Coach For Being Mea After EB Facializes Madison Park 93-7
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God Still Loves Us More And We Will Win The Super Bowl Next Year
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Drunken Boobs Greeting The 1985 Patriots At The Airport After Making The Super Bowl Is Patriots Porn And Something Kids These Days Will Never Understand
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Local Boob Gets Stern Talking To After Pretending To Be On New Orleans Pelicans, Doing Stretches And Shooting Warmups With Team
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Gutless Andover High School Principal Suspends Successful Hockey Coach For Not Stopping At McDonald’s On Bus Ride Home From Springfield
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Top 10 Ways The Patriots Cheated To Beat The Jaguars And Win The AFC Championship
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Thanks To Steelers Being The Steelers The Patriots Are Finally Going To Be Challenged In The AFC Championship, Can’t Wait
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Le’Veon Bell Guaranteeing Win, Talking Shit To Random Boobs On Twitter At Midnight With 1 PM Game Tomorrow Is Why The Steelers Are Gonna Lose To Jacksonville
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As Usual Butthurts Are Whining That The Patriots Win Games Because We Follow And Obey The Rules And They Don’t
As Usual Butthurts Are Whining That The Patriots Win Games Because We Follow And Obey The Rules And They Don’t…
