I Hate David Price Even More Now For Being So Dominant And Sending The Red Sox Back To The World Series

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I knew David Price was gonna pitch a gem tonight. Of course he goes six strong innings and strikeouts 9 on the way. It’s so David Price it hurts. This is who he is when he wants to be – one of the most dominant left handed pitchers in baseball. The kind of stud who can go head to head against Justin Verlander and lead his team to the World Series. He should be a sub 3 ERA, 20 win pitcher every single year. But he’s not because at the end of the day he’s David Price. He gives 100% when he feels like it, and tonight was one of those nights. And you knew it was gonna be one of those nights because there was no pressure. Everyone expected the Red Sox to lose, and we’d still probably go to the World Series if we did lose.

I still hate him and probably will forever unless he becomes the sub 3 ERA, 20 win pitcher he should be. Tonight only reaffirms that position. This is the guy we could get all the time but don’t, because he’s David Price. He puts together just enough solid performances to keep his ERA respectable every year, but he doesn’t come close to earning his $30 million salary. He loses the big games you know he’s going to lose, but then he wins the games like this that we can afford to lose. This is who he is. He tries when the fuck he feels like trying. Luckily tonight he felt like being an alpha male and we’re going back to the World Series where we have not lost in over 100 years.

And to be honest, I enjoy hating David Price. I almost prefer him as the villain and would prefer to win in spite of him. I guess I’ll take it though. When you’re God’s chosen people you don’t get to choose how he showers duckboat parades on you. You just show up when it’s time.

10 Comment(s)
  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    October 19, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    You’re just dumb.

  • Scott
    October 19, 2018 at 10:33 am

    Just goes to show you, Red Sox fans are never happy. They could find a bag filled with a million bucks and they’d complain the bag is stained. No wonder nearly all Red Sox players leave Boston with a bad taste in their mouths.

    • Fitzwilliam Truck Driver
      October 19, 2018 at 1:08 pm

      Your sister left my trailer with a bad taste in her mouth also.

      • Scott
        October 19, 2018 at 3:13 pm

        So you live in a trailer. Congratulations.

  • EmfnT
    October 19, 2018 at 8:25 am

    “we’re going back to the World Series where we have not lost in over 100 years.”
    You might want to change your article to say:
    we’re going back to the World Series where we have not lost this century.

    That would be fack-tually correct.

  • Daddy Blue Eyes and his Magical Spewing Cock
    October 19, 2018 at 3:27 am

    What the fuck is wrong with you? The fucking guy has had some injuries, give a fucking break, tries when he wants. What kind of lame ass shit is this on the most respected blog of truth and common sense? It is shit like this that sets this blog back some steps just when the ratchet stories give it some positive gain. Seriously, this need to verbalize that yo hate David Price, it’s fucking lame, it’s childish, it’s fucking dip shit cock in your mouth bull shit. So are we to expect you have to feed turtleriders every little fucked up idea you get in that brain of yours? I mean, you got a good thing going here, why stray off path with such nonsense? We can give a pass when you put that retard on as a side kick and pass him off as some source of validity. We can choke that down, but really, we cannot take these meaningless little diatribes that aren’t worth peanuts in a fat ratchets stool. Get some stress relief with a nice fat doobie or something, spare us the asinine anecdotes on a subjective gut that few will agree. Sorry to have to rant, but this shit is getting old.

    • Chris Seith
      October 19, 2018 at 4:27 am

      Pretty sure the Red sox have lost a world series in past 100 years. 1986 mets?
      Screw Price, I can’t root for a team that pays known hot garbage 30 plus million a year instead of paying Jon Lester, a pitcher that beat cancer and came back to help them win the 07 world series.

  • Y
    October 19, 2018 at 12:14 am

    Kimmel still scared the shit outta me after striking out three first batter and 4-pitch walking the next!
    It’s great to be from Boston!

    • Y
      October 19, 2018 at 12:15 am

      Fuckin autocorrect

  • Larry
    October 18, 2018 at 11:58 pm

    I luv David Price! Go Sox!

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