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That. Was. Awesome. Here’s the play by play if you missed it.
It’s never easy for God’s chosen people. He likes to test us. Even a five run lead in the bottom of the ninth isn’t routine. Luckily with 1 out, and the tying run in the on deck circle, Manny Machado came to the plate and this happened:
Only Manny Machado doesn’t get on base after that. Devers barely got to that ball and fell over after he did.
But he still got up and threw across the entire diamond, largely because that lazy piece of shit was BLOWING FUCKING BUBBLES when he ran:
And because he’s a dirty piece of shit he intentionally stepped on Steve Pearce’s foot, WHILE BLOWING BUBBLES.
This heart breaking loss couldn’t happen to a worse human being and a worse group of fans. They don’t deserve to win. We do. Have fun leaving Godless city, while you sit idly in traffic and burn your $4.85 per gallon gasoline.
This should’ve been a four game sweep were if not for Kinsler’s blunder last night, but we’ll avenge that tomorrow. Chris Sale makes history tomorrow night, and when we have the lead in the bottom of the ninth tomorrow we will be live broadcasting again. God loves us more. Never forget that.