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God Loves Us More: Lazy Piece Of Shit Manny Machado Was Blowing Bubbles With The World Series On The Line On A Play That Anyone Else Would’ve Gotten To First Base On

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That. Was. Awesome. Here’s the play by play if you missed it.


It’s never easy for God’s chosen people. He likes to test us. Even a five run lead in the bottom of the ninth isn’t routine. Luckily with 1 out, and the tying run in the on deck circle, Manny Machado came to the plate and this happened:

Only Manny Machado doesn’t get on base after that. Devers barely got to that ball and fell over after he did.

But he still got up and threw across the entire diamond, largely because that lazy piece of shit was BLOWING FUCKING BUBBLES when he ran:

And because he’s a dirty piece of shit he intentionally stepped on Steve Pearce’s foot, WHILE BLOWING BUBBLES.

This heart breaking loss couldn’t happen to a worse human being and a worse group of fans. They don’t deserve to win. We do. Have fun leaving Godless city, while you sit idly in traffic and burn your $4.85 per gallon gasoline.

This should’ve been a four game sweep were if not for Kinsler’s blunder last night, but we’ll avenge that tomorrow. Chris Sale makes history tomorrow night, and when we have the lead in the bottom of the ninth tomorrow we will be live broadcasting again. God loves us more. Never forget that.

8 Comment(s)
  • Randall Guy
    October 29, 2018 at 10:54 am

    Wow…you really had to go a lonnnnnng way to fulfill your “lazy scumbag hispanic” quota for the day.

    Nicely played.

  • Kim Un Jong
    October 28, 2018 at 1:23 pm

    Hey if he wants to blow Bubbles as long as it’s OK with Bubbles it’s their business

  • Every Real Man
    October 28, 2018 at 12:41 pm

    And Elizabeth Warren is still a lying cunt, so…

  • Lloyd Braun
    October 28, 2018 at 11:19 am

    To be fair, the Sox have their own lazy piece of shit who pitched last night and couldn’t be bothered to hustle to second. And gee wiz, he’s also Hispanic. It’s almost like theres a commonality. Hmmmm. If that was Brock holt running he probably would’ve been on third. Machado is a giant fuckface but thinking some team won’t thriw money at a guy who hits 40 HRs a year is wishful thinking. 

    • Joe Buck
      October 28, 2018 at 11:37 am

      Stick to just Your racist anti- Hispanic thoughts Lloyd baseball is not your expertise as that pitcher who was running has had knee and ankle issues and i would imagine the sox would not want him injured running a night after a 18 inning game.why dont you go hang out in Somerville the Mayor will love anti-hispanic attitude

    • VanBurenBoy
      October 28, 2018 at 8:19 pm

      I approve of the Lloyd Braun usage.

  • JoeMomma
    October 28, 2018 at 9:51 am

    get a nice lead and toss a few at his head…..

  • Marvin Miller
    October 28, 2018 at 9:28 am

    This dipshits mouth (and antics) have cost him millions in free agency. Who would touch him now?

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