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Drunken Boobs Greeting The 1985 Patriots At The Airport After Making The Super Bowl Is Patriots Porn And Something Kids These Days Will Never Understand

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The only Patriots Super Bowl I don’t remember was Super Bowl 20, when we got murdered by the 85′ Bears 46-10. Kids nowadays are just used to going to the Super Bowl every year. I was in my early years during the REALLY shitty times. I vaguely remember the Michael Timpson Pats where players were sexually harassing reporters in the locker room on live TV and we were drafting players that threw their girlfriends down flights of stairs. I just remember them being bad enough that they were able to draft Drew Bledsoe. That man turned around this franchise and set it on the course for what it is today.

Anyway, the Patriots used to be the Buffalo Bills. That’s what I took away from this WBZ video from 1986 showing the fans reaction to the Patriots beating the Dolphins and preparing to go the Super Bowl for the first time in team history. This will give you a Patriots pants tent deluxe:

The most surprising part about that video is that 32 years later WBZ hasn’t fired anyone:

How long do you have to work at this station before they let you retire?

And some of the shit really brought me back. People were so much more New England and grizzled back then. Like this lady working for Saugus Travel Agency:

Remember travel agencies? What did they even do? Is there an app for that?

How bout those computers too:

Don’t think you’re gonna Redtube on that device.

We really used to be Buffalo. Everyone in that video looks like a Bills fan from 2018. Just look at these local boobs in all their glory:

Kids these days will never understand what that felt like. It didn’t matter that they were about to play what was arguably the greatest team in NFL history in a week. This was the greatest day of their lives.

And this mammajamma right here crashing an interview was a God damn hero:

“Number one……Super Bowl……we beat three teams in a row!!!”

It’s just so insightful. You waited your whole life to get on the news and you announce to the world what everyone already knows – we beat three teams. In a row. Now we’re going to the Super Bowl. Arguably we are #1, but at the very least we are #2. A very distant #2.

And this lady:

“We went down there, and we beat them in their own home field.”

I want need that hat. What’s remarkable about the 85 team is they finished third in the division and won all three games on the road in the playoffs that year. No wonder this guy, who is just oozing sex appeal, was so overly confident:

“Making a prediction – 26-21 Pats!”

Close. 46-10 Bears. But who’s counting? During this blog I actually sat down and watched the entire Super Bowl 20 because it’s the only one I’ve never seen.

Dude, we were up 3-0!! We had em right where we wanted them, and we probably would’ve won the game if Stanley Morgan didn’t drop that pass! Seriously, they forced Walter Payton to fumble the second play of the game:

Then Jim McMahon got his ass roasted:

And……that was about it for highlights. From there on out the Patriots were setting all kinds of records……bad records:

Both teams had a quarterback change. One was because Tony Eason sucks. The other was because of the mercy rule. Good times.

Nevertheless in 1986 this was something to celebrate. They simply MADE the Super Bowl, which seemed impossible. Now we can’t imagine NOT making the Super Bowl. I honestly forgot that that feels like, and God willing I never, ever will.

10 Comment(s)
  • Perry
    February 2, 2018 at 5:25 pm

    Was that a Drew Bledsoe diss in the beginning? I couldn’t tell. Man is a hero….only to be overshadowed by some new no name pretty boy late in the man’s career. That no name is now being called the GOAT.

  • GDog
    February 2, 2018 at 3:20 pm

    I was a 13 year old freshman when SB XX was played. So young, so naive…I bet my friend $5 the Patriots would would beat the Bears. It was the first time a local sports team I followed had lost, really bummed me out! I paid my $5 to my buddy.

  • Archie
    February 2, 2018 at 2:20 pm

    Oh look, fat Lynchy changed his handle!  If you put as much effort into a diet as you do trying to shit on TB in THEIR comment section, you would not be such a fat bitch. You would still be a bitch though. 

    Maybe if you were not being fat bitch Lynchy in 1985 and making friends and playing sports, you wouldn’t have felt the need to kill an athletic, good looking, well liked neighborhood kid who was just an all around better person that you FATSO

  • Shitstains! That's all that TBS is!!!
    February 2, 2018 at 10:53 am

    Why are you posting? In the pathetic attempt at some sort of relevance for TurtleStain?

    I didn’t even read this “crap”! Just another shitstain on the toilet paper that gets flushed down the “toilet” regarding TurtleBoy postings!!!

    Good luck at BONDI ISLAND!

    • z
      February 2, 2018 at 11:20 am

      Look, another spuzz sucking homo is looking for attention.

      You got our attention, faggot. Mission accomplished. Go back to the rest area and continue sucking trucker cocks.

  • vicxh
    February 2, 2018 at 10:30 am

    I would score multiple touchdowns on the 1985 version of Liz Walker

  • DiDIDI SMELLGADO
    February 2, 2018 at 9:53 am

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BLOG POST ABOUT DIPSHYTS? You want to take a shot at Pats fans and have some distorted coy fucked up statement that when the Pats were in their shitty days they looked and acted like Bills fans? How about they were just long loyal tired disappointed Pats fans???!!! Don’t worry, young girls get forced felt up at the early Pats games JUST LIKE Buffalo games. You fail to realize, there’s perverts everywhere in this damn country. Are you really just letting out a cry for help that you didn’t do your philandering finger fucking in Foxborough instead of New Era Field?? Dypshyt this article is fucking waste of time with all the journalistic value of Finn eating his on shit.

  • Burgling turts
    February 2, 2018 at 9:22 am

    Watched that game as a bright eyed 5 year old and wondered what all the excitement was about. Now I travel and I love the hate i get for being a fan of the greatest football team ever. All you have to say to any fan of any other team when they talk shit is “yeah man, but im from New England…”

  • Billy Football
    February 2, 2018 at 9:04 am

    You went to the games to party. There’s a reason why there are “No Kegs, No Open Fires” signs in the parking lot now.

  • Raymond Reddington
    February 2, 2018 at 8:50 am

    Nothing but admiration for these fans. I began watching football when I was eleven (that was 2001) so I haven’t really seen dark times for the Pats. I only hope I can be as loyal as these badass 80s fans in that video if the Pats ever find themselves in dark times once again.

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