There’s No Way In Hell The Red Sox Didn’t Know Hanley Ramirez Might Be A Major Lawrence Fentanyl Dealer

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Friend of Turtleboy Michele McPhee has a pretty stellar reputation when it comes to breaking news. Last year people laughed her off when she reported that Aaron Hernandez was gay, but then it turned out to be 100% true. She’s got great sources, so when she tweets out something like this people take notice:

According to her Hanley might be a fentanyl dealer:

Michele has never let me down. If she says it happened then I believe her. There was a major drug bust in Lawrence in April that fits the timeline:

But as notes, a lot of facts line up with McPhee’s reporting; she said the man who Facetimed Ramirez was caught with 435 grams of fentanyl and seven grams of crack, the same amount a state press release says 29-year-old Delcio Rodriguez was arrested for on June 6. A federal case, announced in Boston today, also links a Dominican national with charges of conspiracy to distribute and to possess with intent to distribute 400 grams or more of fentanyl.

And since Hanley doesn’t speak a lick of English, he obviously has spent a lot of time in Lawrence.

Oddly enough Hanley was cut by the Red Sox in late May. A move that made zero sense since baseball doesn’t have a salary cap, and although he’s not the Hanley of old, he can still hit the ball. Plus Dustin Pedroia might never be the same again. Oddly enough he hasn’t been picked up by any of the other 31 teams, which is also odd since there are terrible players on all of them. Someone could use a lazy DH who hits when he feels like hitting.

The Red Sox of course say they dinno nuffin:

Bull-shit. Of course they knew about it. There was no other logical reason to release Hanley. And I’m sure they let it be known to the other 31 teams too. The Red Sox are a politically correct organization full of liars. Last year around this time they lied and told the media they kicked a guy and banned him for life for using a racial slur. Coincidentally it was the day after Adam Jones lied about being called the n word. But of course there was no guy they banned for life, because you can’t ban someone for life from Fenway Park. What are they gonna do? Put his poster everywhere? How the fuck is the guy scanning tickets at the gate gonna know who’s banned and who’s not? Oh right, they can’t. Because the Red Sox are a disgraceful organization of liars.

Here’s my question – why is Michele McPhee the one breaking this story? Why does an independent reporter armed with with a rolodex and wifi have better sources than an entire newspaper? Oh right, John Henry owns both the Red Sox and the Globe. It’s almost as if pursuing a story like this wouldn’t be good for the Red Sox. It’s almost as if owning both of these organizations compromises the integrity of the Globe. Not that they have any integrity since they employ multiple sexual deviants and a man who tells better tales than H.G. Wells.

This is such a wild story if true. And if it is, he immediately passes Aaron Hernandez on the moron scale. At least Aaron Hernandez had a reason for killing people – someone spilt a drink on him, looked at him the wrong way, or talked shit behind his back. Can’t be having that shit. But da fuq does Hanley need to sell fentanyl for? He was making more money than Hernandez and it was guaranteed, regardless of performance. He didn’t even have to play the field. He literally had no need for money.

But I guess if you spend enough time in Lawrence you automatically have to become a heroin dealer. What a maroon.

14 Comment(s)
  • Ace
    June 24, 2018 at 8:27 pm

    This story is pure make believe bull shit. The drug dealer dropped Hanley’s name to try to get off. Think TBOY will print a retraction?

  • Lt Dan
    June 24, 2018 at 6:21 pm

    Globe just shot this down fwiw.
    Fuck the Sox anyways, they buy their wins and are no different than the Yankees anymore.

  • Lenny Dykstra
    June 24, 2018 at 11:16 am

    Theres a tweet in response to a jared carrabis blog on twitter on may 25th that knew about the hanley situation and the traffic stop. I didn’t see it at the time but I’m assuming that is how some of the local sports media is saying that they’ve known about this for a while but no one had enough info to mention it. Its obvious the sox knew and were notified and shared their knowledge with mlb. I don’t think we will be seeing hanley back in the sates anytime soon.

  • Wwy
    June 23, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    Remy is still there and kike owner still there so it’s shit anyway the rainbow Sox are embarrassing. Jew ruined sports in America that kike Sheldon adelson belongs in an oven.

  • Brian Scott
    June 23, 2018 at 1:37 pm

    The Boston Globe knew everything about this and Dr Creepys trophy wife probably made people shut up about it. My guess is that Kevin Cullen wanted to write and article called “Hankey Ramirez is not huge drug dealer but is a great guy” but the Globe know that would prove he is.

  • PAL
    June 23, 2018 at 11:04 am

    If Ramirez reached 497 at bats this season, his option for next year automatically kicked in. His projected salary for 2019 was around 22.75 million. I think that was also part of the Red Sox thinking. He already had 177 at bats in 2018.

    • Lt Dan
      June 24, 2018 at 6:08 pm

  • The Vorlon
    June 23, 2018 at 9:19 am

    Lets run the math. The drug running idiot had enough fentanyl to, lets see, carry the two, multiply by 1K…

    Give a lethal dose to 217500 people.

    That is Lowell and Cambridge. Everyone. With some Death left over.

    This should be considered in the “Weapons of Mass Destruction” category.

    • z
      June 23, 2018 at 3:51 pm

      Except the Red Sox DFA’ed him before the traffic stop and released him after (there’s a grace period) for the release. Not to say they didn’t know something screwy was going on, but the traffic stop was not the reason for the DFA. Nor the release, that was a formality.

      Being on hook for money if he made his plate appearances was the reason even if there’s no real salary cap.

      Nice to see the Login is gone. Hope it is permanent. If the reason was too much over the top posts, you’d do better with a moderator.

      • z
        June 23, 2018 at 3:52 pm

        Sorry, the above was a stand alone post and not a reply. A little rusty posting here.

  • Queef Olbermann
    June 23, 2018 at 12:52 am

    Good article but I have a quick correction. You said “other 31 teams” there are only 30 teams in the MLB. Also, I’m confused where McPhee was talking to Matty and Nick of WAAF but it says “she told the Sports Hub.”

  • Y
    June 22, 2018 at 10:54 pm

    Such a waste of talent!!
    Fetty Wap is the worst; its killed more ppl than heroin.
    If true, he successfully made Hernandez look like a saint.

    June 22, 2018 at 10:36 pm

    Don’t forget, Hanley started in Red Sox organization. So that’s 2 stops on the way to the bugs in 2 of the biggest drug towns in New England. The Lowell Spinners and the Pawtucket Red Sox were Hamlets home for a few years before he had “real” money. When you come from the slums of the Dominican you don’t know how to invest like a normal American. You buy 3 kilos of cocaine for 36k each and make 200k. But when ur making 50 million you shouldn’t need to risk everything for 200k? Irk he is fucking stupid tho.

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