This Is The Year Expert Bracketologist Sporty McTurtle Correctly Predicts All 68 Teams That Will Make The NCAA Tournament






NCAA Tournamet brackets are being revealed in about an hour. Every year we always get at least 67 out of 68 right. This year we get all 68. Lock it up. We could do this professionally if we weren’t busy exposing corruption and breaking huge stories all the time. With that said here’s your field of 68:

If Cicinnati loses the game going on right now they move down to a 3 and Purdue moves up to a 2.

Last four in: Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Alabama, Arizona State

First four out: St. Mary’s, Baylor, USC, Louisville

Next four out: Notre Dame, Syracuse, Mid Tennessee State, Marquette

I don’t have time to explain why, but basically those last four in all have multiple wins against really good teams.

With that said we will be doing a Turtleboy Sports bracket challenge for free t-shirts and what not, so stay tuned.

More importantly, we are a month away from Turtleboy Ratchet Madness. Who will be the one seeds this year?

10 Comment(s)
  • KimberlyS
    March 12, 2018 at 3:01 pm

    How many ways can you misspell Cincinnati?

  • Albrecht Creton
    March 11, 2018 at 5:36 pm

    Albrecht, you fucking Creton, he said “first four out.” Taken as, if they get in as a low seed (ESPN has them 10, you actually given more credit, at 9), TB sez they will be one of the first teams out. Sounds like he knows what he’s talking about fuck nuts. God damn boy, those momma issues are going to burn you up, like a new hot case of syphillis. U know, the type your momma passes around lol

    • Brian Albrecht
      March 11, 2018 at 5:44 pm

      You fucking retard! You actually think thats what first four out means? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. YOU must be from western mass too you pussy. you have no fucking idea what you are talking about. you look so stupid right now its hilarious. SO FUCKING STUPID, PUSSY BITCH SUCK A DICK

    • Brian Albrecht
      March 11, 2018 at 6:02 pm

      yeah thats what i thought. Shut your fucking mouth before i have you swallowing your gross teeth. pussy

      • RamBat
        March 11, 2018 at 11:17 pm

        This can’t be the real Albrecht! There is no mention of a “Battering Ram” right hand anywhere. See he has a right hand that is literally a Battering Ram. He even had “Have a nice day” tattood on his brass like knuckles. See some positive did come out of jerking off 5 times a day to gay porn.

  • Frank
    March 11, 2018 at 5:32 pm

    I’m going to beat up some of my child’s friends to get onto the rachet bracket and possibly do some heroin and stealing from a charity while telling everyone that I’m getting my life together. Gunning for a 1 seed. Literally.

  • Brian Albrecht
    March 11, 2018 at 4:50 pm

    WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GARBAGE LIST. USC isnt getting in? Are you fucking retarded? they’re going to be like a 9 seed you moron. LOL TURTLEBOY IS SUCH TRASH fucking idiots. You’re definitely from western mass

    • Brian Albrecht
      March 11, 2018 at 6:26 pm

      it takes a BIG man to admit when he’s wrong. Turtle boy won this round. That moron who didnt understand how first four out works though… what a fucking douche bag.

    • March 11, 2018 at 11:49 pm

      Did USC get in? Missed the show.

      • Hughbo Mont
        March 12, 2018 at 1:55 pm


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