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Tory Krug Murdering A Man In Cold Blood Is Living Proof That God Loves Us More

 

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I just wanna take a moment to point out how Tory Krug was the living embodiment of the undeniable fact that God Loves Us More last night.

He really does. And I just ordered my God Loves Us More Stanley Cup Finals t-shirt yesterday. Order your’s today by clicking here

Perron was fucking with him and took his helmet off. But instead of whining about it to the refs he got up, charged down the ice, and had his vengeance. Pray for St. Louis.

Anyway, that game was awesome. At no point was I even the least bit worried that we were gonna lose, even down 2-0. That second goal the Blues scored was a gift they didn’t earn, while every Bruins goal was the direct result of hard work, determination, skill, grit, and God’s blessing.

The Blues offense blows. They have just one 30 goal scored, and three 20 goal scorers. They were ranked 21st in the NHL in goals scored, and they basically play hockey like the Baltimore Ravens. The Sharks were a much more dangerous team, and I thank the good Lord for delivering us this cupcake. Plus, we don’t lose to this crapbag city in Championships. Just ask the 1970 Bruins, 2004 and 2013 Red Sox, and the 2001 Patriots.

Anyway, I’ve seen headlines from WEEI, NESN, and Barstool that people are complaining about the Krug hit, but all I’ve found are these blue checkmarks:

And they both got ratioed, so it looks like most people disagree. This is hockey, not feelings orientation at Framingham State. And honestly, I can’t even get mad at Blues fans since none of them are blaming the refs. This was by far my favorite Blues take of all:

So St. Louis it hurts.

 

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13 Comment(s)
  • Turtz McGurtz
    May 28, 2019 at 10:55 pm

    If you’re a real hockey fan and being objectively honest then you should want less penalties note more!! its the playoffs let the fucking play!!

  • Ted Baxter
    May 28, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    How was it not roughing at the other end? It’s play-off hockey ladies.

  • Johnny Bucyk
    May 28, 2019 at 7:53 pm

    Well I would have called charging but that’s just me.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    May 28, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    who won ratchet madness??

  • Wwy
    May 28, 2019 at 5:29 pm

    He look like chesna after that hit God loves some of us more.

    • You Belong in an Institution
      May 28, 2019 at 6:19 pm

      I would love to discuss your humor with you. You’re the biggest piece of shit that’s ever sat behind a keyboard. You fucking coward

  • Tory Krug's Auntie Blanche
    May 28, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    Perron could have slap Krug in the back of the head with a 2×4, dropped his ice pants to his knees, had his way with him until a St. Louie creampie vid got tapped and the officials STILL WOULDNT HAVE CALLED A PENALTY. Of course, if that really did happen, RIP the Blue Krug finally capped! lmao.

  • Not a hockey fanatic
    May 28, 2019 at 4:20 pm

    Dunno hockey that well, but, all due respect to Pierre LeBron (NOT), how the hell is that helmet stripping not a penalty?

    • Solomon Right Wing Forward
      May 28, 2019 at 7:58 pm

      Because they didn’t call charging so it was even Steven.

  • Julie the Jarhead
    May 28, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    “And I just ordered my God Loves Us More Stanley Cup Finals t-shirt yesterday. ”

    So … You ordered a t-shirt from yourself. You can’t even shill properly.

    • Libtard Detector
      May 28, 2019 at 6:22 pm

      Shut the fuck up Julie

      • Julie the Jarhead
        May 29, 2019 at 2:59 pm

        Hi Uncle Turtleboy!

  • JimmyBooms
    May 28, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    The 1st line sucked last night and we still came back from a 2 goal deficit. Blues might get 1 at home but u doubt it

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