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Social Justice Warriors

Jacob Blake Raped Baby Momma, Smelt Fingers And Said It “Smelt Like Other Men,” Was Attempting To Kidnap Kids, But The Bruins, Celtics, Red Sox And Everyone Else Are Honoring Him

Uncle Turtleboy / August 28, 2020

  Two years ago liberals pretended to give a shit about women who were victims of rape by blindly believing…

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Turtleboy Investigates

Bruins Are Proudly Honoring Racist Monica Cannon-Grant As A Social Justice Hero And Using Her As A Prop Despite Video Of Her Accusing Black Congressional Candidate Of “Riding White Penis” For Credit Score

Uncle Turtleboy / August 5, 2020

  Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse for the Bruins Monica Cannon-Grant posted this on the Violence in…

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Turtleboy Investigates

I Wonder If Matt Porter Still Thinks We Fabricated The Charlie Coyle Photoshop Story After Bruins President Cam Neely Emailed Me An Apology And Took Down The Tweet

Uncle Turtleboy / August 5, 2020

  I got an email at noon today from the account bruinsmedia@bostonbruins.com, which they claim is a statement from Cam…

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Nudniks

Public Records Emails Reveal Douchebag Bruins VP Matt Chmura Has Been Harassing, Photographing, And Stalking Construction Workers On His Cohasset Street For Not Wearing Masks  

Uncle Turtleboy / August 3, 2020

  Last week I wrote about how Boston Globe Bruins hack reporter Matt Porter conspired with Matt Chmura, the Bruins…

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Sports

Globe Reporter Matt Micropenis Porter Forces Bruins To Photoshop Boston Police Logo Off Of Charlie Coyle’s Shirt In IG Post After Tuukka Rask Wore A BPD Hat During Interview

Uncle Turtleboy / July 31, 2020

  The Boston Police Department hockey team works closely with the Boston Bruins over the years, and together they started…

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All-Star Criminals

The Mustard Meatflap From Bruins Video Got 2 Promotions At Vision Government Solutions From Boss David Gordon Who Just So Happens To Be Her Boyfriend 

Uncle Turtleboy / November 29, 2019

  Last night we published a blog identifying the Mustard Meatflap who had a Masshole bitch fit on some poor…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Mustard Meatflap Ratchet From Bruin’s Game Identified As Northborough Mother, Former Dancer, Claims Video Was Taken Out Of Context And She’s Contacting Attorney

Uncle Turtleboy / November 28, 2019

  Yesterday we published a blog about this Mentholasaurus who lost her cotton picking mind on some poor dude whose…

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All-Star Criminals

Mentholasaurus Loses Her Cotton Picking Mind On Guy After Scraping Ghettofabulous Coat Against His Nacho Cheese At Bruins Game

Uncle Turtleboy / November 27, 2019

  The nosebleeds at the TD Garden are a ratchet breeding ground. I’d much rather watch the game at home…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Stone Cold Steve Boston Was Not Fucking Around When This Shithead Threw A Beer At His Face At The Bruins Game And Put Him In The Peabody Pretzel

Uncle Turtleboy / June 7, 2019

  We all saw the Bruins get hosed last night on the most egregious non-call in the history of sports….

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Sports

Tory Krug Murdering A Man In Cold Blood Is Living Proof That God Loves Us More

Uncle Turtleboy / May 28, 2019

  I just wanna take a moment to point out how Tory Krug was the living embodiment of the undeniable…

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Social Justice Warriors

Wokey Pokey Virtue Signals Outrage About “Disgusting” White Cops Working Detail At Bruins Game, Gets Ratioed Harder Than A Stripper On A Conjugal Visit

Uncle Turtleboy / May 10, 2019

  This is Michal Zahler from Boston. She currently works for Oxfam, a multi-million dollar SJW non-profit that employs trust…

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Lynn Roast Beef, Joe Early Tells Worst Lie Ever, Better Chance Of Winning East – Celtics Or Bruins, Uncle Turtleboy Ranks Final 4 Of Ratchet Madness 

Uncle Turtleboy / May 1, 2018

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Sports

There’s No Way The Bruins Can Choke Away The Playoffs Now That They Hooked Preston From Papa Gino’s Up After His Hat Got Stolen

Uncle Turtleboy / April 6, 2016

Vote for Turtleboy Sports for best local blog 2015 by clicking here.  Like the Free Turtleboy Facebook page to follow our posts…

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