Yesterday we published a blog about this Mentholasaurus who lost her cotton picking mind on some poor dude whose nacho cheese accidentally made contact with her ghetto puffy coat in the nosebleed section of a Bruins game.
We were hoping to find out who she was so we could invited her on the live show, and turtle riders pondered where she was from. Charlestown, Lynn, Quincy, Fall River, and Revere were the most popular guesses. But at it turns out she’s actually from the quiet, suburban Central Mass town of Northborough. Meet Carey Leone, formerly Carey Fortin from Barre.
She’s the mother of two who used to be a stripper down in Webster before getting divorce, and for some reason decided to keep her ex-husband’s last name. Because that’s normal.
In the video she mentioned being there with her boyfriend, who looks like he’s old enough to be her father.
According to our sources she may or may not have caused the breakup of her first marriage by maybe or maybe not getting caught letting her former boss, who may or may not now be her boyfriend, maybe or maybe not bury the broomstick in her meat wallet. Her former stepson sent us an email message for her:
Hey there Turtleboy,
I know EXACTLY who that cunt is. I had the pleasure of being her step-son for several deafening years until my dad came to his senses. Her name is Carey Leone and she is a resident of Northborough, MA. PLEASE bring her on the show and expose her for being the wicked witch of the Commonwealth that she is.
Joseph Dwyer-Kiley (you can tell her it was me)
P.S. Feel free to promote my business, My Personal Welder LLC while you do it.
Joe, I respect your hustle, and I’m definitely going to drop your card here in case anyone is interested in your services.
She took her Facebook page down after we asked people who she was, but screenshots are forever. According to her she went “all Sicilian on the pathetic mf’er who refused to apologize,” even though he repeatedly apologize and cleaned off her stupid hoodrat jacket. And she said that the only reason he didn’t get up in her face was because he shit his pants.
Some women post their priceless memories with BAE on Facebook with cute little hashtags about being in love. Not the Mustard Meatflap though. She brags about how she acted like a rabid animal in front of families and emasculated some dude who just wanted to watch a hockey game and made him shit his pants because he didn’t apologize loudly enough for her liking.
Another former coworker who messaged us is quoted as follows:
“I have seen her scream at her daughters when she has brought them to work. She would also leave them home alone when they were approximately 7 and 3 years old while living in Shrewsbury. She deserves all the embarrassment that she is receiving right now.”
Well, I woke up this morning and I actually got an email from Carey herself, pre-empting this blog.
See guys? That clears things up. That two minutes you saw of her swearing in front of children and acting like a complete savage by refusing to accept the poor guy’s apology was taken out of context. If we just saw the 20 minutes of tape prior that we’d forgive her behavior. Also, she’s in Laguna Beach living the high life with Grandpa/boyfriend.
She also says she’s not worried about losing her job because once she explains the whole story to her boss he or she will understand. She’s also consulting with her boyfriend’s parent’s lawyer (God knows how old they are) so she can get her life back together after rightfully being shamed for her deplorable public behavior.
According to her we all have moments where we “lose our shit on people.” So what you so on that tape was completely normal. And she’s in high demand by the local media and will only do an interview with an outlet that won’t humiliate her.
But wait….how was the video edited? It was a minute of her yelling and swearing at some dude who literally did everything she demanded that he do just so she’d shut the fuck up and go away forever.
Finally she followed up one more time and told us to “check our facts,” and vowed that we’d be hearing from “her lawyer” (or possibly her boyfriend’s parent’s lawyer) on Monday (even though we hadn’t released her name at the time).
Look Carey, if you wanna come on the live show you can pretty much say whatever you want to us. As horrible as you were to the guy in that video, you can be twice as bad to me and I’ll just sit there and take it. Ratchet therapy is my specialty. Hope to see you on Saturday night for the live show.
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