Yesterday we published a blog about this Mentholasaurus who lost her cotton picking mind on some poor dude whose nacho cheese accidentally made contact with her ghetto puffy coat in the nosebleed section of a Bruins game.
We were hoping to find out who she was so we could invited her on the live show, and turtle riders pondered where she was from. Charlestown, Lynn, Quincy, Fall River, and Revere were the most popular guesses. But at it turns out she’s actually from the quiet, suburban Central Mass town of Northborough. Meet Carey Leone, formerly Carey Fortin from Barre.
She’s the mother of two who used to be a stripper down in Webster before getting divorce, and for some reason decided to keep her ex-husband’s last name. Because that’s normal.
In the video she mentioned being there with her boyfriend, who looks like he’s old enough to be her father.
According to our sources she may or may not have caused the breakup of her first marriage by maybe or maybe not getting caught letting her former boss, who may or may not now be her boyfriend, maybe or maybe not bury the broomstick in her meat wallet. Her former stepson sent us an email message for her:
Hey there Turtleboy,
Joe, I respect your hustle, and I’m definitely going to drop your card here in case anyone is interested in your services.
She took her Facebook page down after we asked people who she was, but screenshots are forever. According to her she went “all Sicilian on the pathetic mf’er who refused to apologize,” even though he repeatedly apologize and cleaned off her stupid hoodrat jacket. And she said that the only reason he didn’t get up in her face was because he shit his pants.
Some women post their priceless memories with BAE on Facebook with cute little hashtags about being in love. Not the Mustard Meatflap though. She brags about how she acted like a rabid animal in front of families and emasculated some dude who just wanted to watch a hockey game and made him shit his pants because he didn’t apologize loudly enough for her liking.
Another former coworker who messaged us is quoted as follows:
“I have seen her scream at her daughters when she has brought them to work. She would also leave them home alone when they were approximately 7 and 3 years old while living in Shrewsbury. She deserves all the embarrassment that she is receiving right now.”
Well, I woke up this morning and I actually got an email from Carey herself, pre-empting this blog.
See guys? That clears things up. That two minutes you saw of her swearing in front of children and acting like a complete savage by refusing to accept the poor guy’s apology was taken out of context. If we just saw the 20 minutes of tape prior that we’d forgive her behavior. Also, she’s in Laguna Beach living the high life with Grandpa/boyfriend.
She also says she’s not worried about losing her job because once she explains the whole story to her boss he or she will understand. She’s also consulting with her boyfriend’s parent’s lawyer (God knows how old they are) so she can get her life back together after rightfully being shamed for her deplorable public behavior.
According to her we all have moments where we “lose our shit on people.” So what you so on that tape was completely normal. And she’s in high demand by the local media and will only do an interview with an outlet that won’t humiliate her.
But wait….how was the video edited? It was a minute of her yelling and swearing at some dude who literally did everything she demanded that he do just so she’d shut the fuck up and go away forever.
Finally she followed up one more time and told us to “check our facts,” and vowed that we’d be hearing from “her lawyer” (or possibly her boyfriend’s parent’s lawyer) on Monday (even though we hadn’t released her name at the time).
Look Carey, if you wanna come on the live show you can pretty much say whatever you want to us. As horrible as you were to the guy in that video, you can be twice as bad to me and I’ll just sit there and take it. Ratchet therapy is my specialty. Hope to see you on Saturday night for the live show.
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Did she really get fake tits … but not dental work?
This is the USA, not England.
When she thinks having C or D instead of A or B cups will improve her image over a beautiful smile… that’s all I need to know about her.
And if her silver haired aging boytoy prefers fake tits over what she was born with, because they’re not big enough… that’s all I need to know about him.
I don’t understand why her Daddy didn’t tell her to shut her cunt mouth up. Did he just stand there like a bitch for 2 minutes?
We are all Gods children made in His own image. She can change?
Ain’t gonna lie….. It would take exactly zero beers for me to fuck this broad. How much does she cost?
Enough antibiotics to buy 4 cases of Import.
Any more questions horn boy?
Thinking I’m going to call AEROdyne Monday
How can you have an asshole like this as your CFO?
I used to fuck ugly whores with jacked up teeth like her.
Once they started getting mouthy I would feed em a couple right hooks to the dome and then go through their purse.
You’ve got it goin on!
Like you more with every post!
20 min previous encounter is a joke explanation! Even without the previous encounter footage, SHE walks toward him aggressively screaming, looking for confrontation, demanding an apology like that would ever even shut her up (which it didn’t). Get a lawyer idiot! You’re in a public setting, causing a disturbance, arguably threatening & assaultive! Your image (FB pics) are on line, again thus “public,” and opinions expressed about you, derived by the image “you present” amount to free speech! If anyone should get a lawyer it’s the poor dude, who you victimized, undoubtedly annoyed, ruined his time and then caused his face to be pulled into whatever gong show life you live! How bout PUBLICLY apologize to the guy you harassed and intentionally embarrassed over what amounts to a child incident of spilt milk, before claiming a defense and making more demands- your actions were childish, rude, disruptive and an embarrassment! YOU caused your life to be examined by the public when you created a “public spectacle” here ends the lesson… for those who lack “Class,” -Now, Piss off blistah and those like you!
Looks like David Gordon over at aero dyne is going to have some explaining to do
What respectable person brings a douchebag like that into their life
Do you thinks he takes her to the company Xmas party
Can you imagine
She’s a skank stripper who has fucked licked and sucked everything in site
Yeah, Stripper seems about par for the course. Doubtful that this dude is with her for her sharp intellect and witty banter. $50 says he will fly solo at the company’s Christmas Party…
So I understand the caterer for the Aerodyne Xmas party has been contacted and David requested that NO mustard be served as a condiment at the party to ensure a hassle free event. They will however be installing a Pole so the can showcase her meat chute to all of the Senior Staff followed by $12 BJ’s in the Mens Room.
All I needed to see is that she used to live in Barre…..#NOCLASS
There’s no way in fuck he sprayed mustard on her. She dragged her cookie-cutter basic bitch coat with faux fur on his food, not the other way around. And secondly, how the fuck was this EVER a 20+ minute confrontation? I love how she mentions that like it’s some mitigating fact, but it makes her sound even crazier. Lastly, she’s much hotter in photos than on video. Her voice is audible birth control, so maybe her hot photos are heavily doctored. The moral of the story is, she’s crazier than a shit house rat.
This is the BF. Worked with him for a bit. Asshat as one would expect. I am sure he is quite proud of his little stripper treasure, reflects so well when you are a CFO! #Goldigger
Chief Financial Officer at Aerodyne Research
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Vice President Finance at Vision Government Solutions, Inc.
Holy snaggle of a snaggle tooth if I’ve ever seen a tooth snaggle a snaggle tooth, tooth. I went all sicilian on him, was the best part. How in the fucking world is anyone proud of being sicilian?
No wonder she was acting like a monkey. Bitch, do you not realize that sicily was invaded by africans? The blood line & lineage definitely shows in this foul mouthed fuck pig! They wonder why REAL ITALIANS hate them so much. Its definitely not because the way they make pizza that’s for sure!
What’s with all these dudes trying to turn whores into housewives. I just really dont get it. They wonder why they end up cleaning up the mess and having no money after.
Support that there welder as well! He seems like a good doobie!
Maybe she always talks that loud because she’s used to her boyfriend not hearing her.
Its not that he doesn’t hear her he is ignoring her until he needs some pussy
Former stripper. Tells me all I need to know:
Been fucked a lot
I worked as a bouncer door man at strip joint when she was stripping
A foul skank with awful fake tits
And yes she used to date and fuck apes
I’m from north borough and I know this couple
OMG totally sick people
He met her when she was a stripper and paid for breast implants that later had to be removed
He also swaps her at swinger parties and basically acts as her pimp
They are the scum of the earth
I would definitely be up for a swap at a swingers party but sadly no one will trade with me
Make her drive Zamboni naked with mustard all over her body.
House made hot mustard, not crappy prepackaged mustard, right Lee?
You two are a couple of chaicao’s
What an hideous looking cunt she is
Someday someone is going to punch all her rotted teeth down her throat
Who’s the dildo with her
What a shit bag he must be
The guy in the seat should have pissed in her face But she probably would have enjoyed it
Once a slut always a slut!
Can’t fix a slut, can’t keep her in the yard. Turn her loose. Plenty of fish in the sea!
Rat City Ruckus Mustard Shot
That be the day she gets in my face over spilled food. I would KNOCK her Trash mouth out! She embarrassed herself acting like a POTTY MOUTH PIG!
Kudos for exposing her. That guy doesn’t need to apologize. It was an accident. She should of been tossed by security and banned from the TD Garden for life.
The man trying to clean her coat should have spit on the tiny napkin (mom style) and carefully dabbed at her face and hair, watch the freakout go into over drive.
or… he could have thrown her off the balcony Sicilian style.
But he appears to have made the right move. He doesn’t seem to be a pussy he just wants to placate her sho she’ll leave and he can watch the game.
Start a GoFundMe so he can get hearing aids and ptsd treatment.
The poor woman should seek help from a psychiatric professional to help control her explosive temper. I feel bad for her children.
I would have knocked out her boyfriend and then brought her to motel six to make a bukakke movie to show her boyfriend at a later date.
Please use CGI to make the bukaki money shots, French’s Mustard Yellow!
to never know
the true color
on this ho
Cara is adorable. It’s hilarious watching her acting all tough trying to coax an apology out of that beta cuck. The commenters here bashing her are a bunch of threatened pussies too. She’s mean and swore! I’m intimidated! Let’s ruin her life! Whaaa!
In the friend zone, are we?
You got zero chances of a fuck with her. Give it up.
There once was a douche from Crewe
Lame limericks he loved to spew
He eats faggots and mash
And loves to get trashed
And his wife belongs in a zoo
Tom, once again you have made a tremendously funny joke. A real side splitter. Don’t ever change big guy. It amazing you have time for your day job
C’mon Bristol, you used to love me.
It looks like Vick is one of your favorite words. I think you might have some issues with your own masculinity Tom. Seek help
LOL you are a faggot.
So was it mustard or nacho cheese? Dig deeper Turtleboy.
Interesting how she has the ratchet in her. Probably has a couple brown babies, too.
If anyone is wondering what to get her for Christmas, I would suggest a large dildo, or perhaps the diddler skank from manch can hook her up with a nice younger gentleman.
She couldn’t have just said she was in CA? Had to be Laguna Beach.
I’m on the Vineyard…
I’m in Palm Springs…. do not trifle with me peasant.
I’m at the moonlight bunny ranch making $5K a day, no fear, no limits, do you even lift Bro?
Some of these comments show that you guys are just as much of low-life trash as this bitch but somehow think you’re of higher class. Scumbags
Stop being such a faggot
Wow, these comments show that some of you are just as low-life trash as this chick but have the idea that you’re a better breed.
Shut up fag
I suppose this is what passes for class in the Thug Life world, managed by behind the scenes “media types” playing puppet with the easiest genetic stock, their dark behavior slowly seeping into our culture until we are one race of ratchet…
Welcome to the future.
She looks like one to take home to the parents on thanksgiving but behind closed doors she doesn’t put out and is a hardcore cunt.
Back when the judge was entry level I saw all types of these “hot” chicks. She is nothing more than a vindictive Cunt that wants her payout if she doesn’t get her way. They are always the ones who break up families and ruin people’s lives.
Also her teeth are disfigured- you would think if she sucks all of the cash out of the host she is attached to she could get some dental work to not make her look like she’s from Plymouth or Carver.
Gobble gobble, whore.
Let this be a lesson to all uppity cunts out there.
Did this happen on turkey day? Wink wink.
Couple of things here.
1. Any girl with a mouth like that and flips out in public like that has to be a nut in the sack, which is exactly why the old boyfriend is in the picture. Tired of begging his wife for stale missionary sex he decided to go for it and hook up with the trashy younger mom at his work.
2. Honey, just let it go, on this site you’ll be yesterdays news before tomorrow comes if you just let it die. You’re a dime a dozen, it’s the holidays, you’ll be on the second page in no time, just let it die.
3. You’re not meeting with lawyers and you’re not in Laguna Beach. You were tits deep in nacho cheese Going all white trash on some retard in the nosebleed seats while your pussy white haired grandpa friend stood by and finally questioned whether younger ass was the way to go.
4. Your not being threatened/harassed by anyone and other sites aren’t contacting you. If you’re going to lie, try to be original. Again, just let the story die and you’ll be yesterday’s news.
5. Yesterday’s news, that’s you if you keep doing what your doing when it comes to grandpa boyfriend. He’s going to figure out that you and your crazy ways aren’t worth all the trouble. If you haven’t given him anal yet, you might want to and buy yourself some time. If you have, then lick his ass or something.
This advice is better than anything you’ll get from some fake lawyer in Laguna Beach.
Great advice chip, did you consult Richard N Vulva Attorney at law for that?
I’m no lawyer but I’d be happy to do some pro boner work for her.
I’m thinking you’ll need a really good first amendment attorney. You called her the C word in a blog. If that were against the law in Massachusetts Bret would be on death row.
Call Anselmo, maybe he’ll take the case pro bono.
Imagine spending $150 for a taicket, $50 to park, $50 for bad food and a flat beer and having to put up with someone like her? The B’s should have thrown her out on her ass. If they didn’t move the fucking seats so close together to squeeze out a few extra bucks out of every game it probably never would have happened! I was going to try to take the fam to tomorrow’s game but FUCK THAT!
I wonder who the two other media sites are considering she is considering choosing turtleboy to reveal her side of the story. No offense but not the best place to start any public relations campaign to win people over that you’re not some bottom of the barrel, lowlife lint licker. And her “you’ll hear from my lawyer Monday” threat. Complete fucking lie. Guarantee she’s not in Laguna Beach nor is she meeting with any lawyers which would be a waste of time anyways. You’re at a public fucking event. No matter what the situation is you should never speak to someone else like that. You’re a trash bag who wanted to look tough and now you’ll always be the cunt who yelled at some dude trying to eat a pretzel. Cheese jacket cunt.
Middle-aged female fans of male sports are among the worst of our society.
Female fans of any sport.
Typical girl watching baseball
Announcer : “And the pitch. Ball one.”
Female: “WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOOOING OMG IS HE SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!”
Or they just parakeet anything they hear a guy say. Nothing worse than when you meet a chick and she likes talking/watching sports. Unless it’s like tennis or beach volleyball. Get those fucking pink hats out of here. They should be making sure their pussies are clean or something like that.
There is something even worse.
Wrinkly Granny Maria Stephanos on Channel 5 pretending to like sports as she tees up “Lynchie’s” spot. Ouch.
I’d like to titty fuck Maria stephanos.
Better hurry. The actuarial tables are not looking good.
I don;t even know what that means, but I’m gonna agree.
Nice !! I wish I had something that needed welding !!! I’ll save this card and something comes up I’ll give him a call
Sorry I completely forgot Joe Kylie thank you for your service
wow what a stupid cunt lmao