All-Star Criminals

Mentholasaurus Loses Her Cotton Picking Mind On Guy After Scraping Ghettofabulous Coat Against His Nacho Cheese At Bruins Game


The nosebleeds at the TD Garden are a ratchet breeding ground. I’d much rather watch the game at home because it’s cramped as shit up there, the players look like ants, and you’re better off watching the game at home then spending the un-Godly amount of money they charge to make you sit there. Never has this been more evident than this past weekend after some Mentholasaurus lost her cotton picking mind after scraping her coat against another guy’s nacho cheese.

With a mouth like that she’s gotta be from Brockton.

Her boyfriend sure is a lucky guy. Imagine coming home to this every night?

This poor guy was sitting there when this cunt walks buy with her ghettofabulous puffy coat and brushes up against his nachos. Shit happens. But God forbid she get a little nacho cheese on her jacket, then all hell breaks loose.

To make it worse she did this with little kids everywhere, AND he apologized and cleaned off her jacket. Da fuq else do you want? You’re at a Bruins game. Act like you’ve been there before. But this wasn’t enough for her because he didn’t “stand like a man” and say it loud enough to meet Hellen OC Seller’s high standards. Bitch, don’t act like you didn’t get that coat at Marshall’s.

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82 Comment(s)
  • Ann
    November 28, 2019 at 8:04 pm

    TB complains that other media outlets steal their stories. This was in the Boston Herald and Barstool Sports the day before TB. Yet, I see no references to those stories as sources.

  • Judge dread
    November 28, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    She’s the type that will freak out on a super packed train during rush hour when a bag touches her body.

    Hey bitch, don’t wear an expensive coat unless your in the box seats. Furthermore don’t bitch if your on a crowded train, take a car service u stupid cunt.

    She’s totally from Brockton and probably grew up in a household with zero consequences.

  • The Still Attached Security Tag on that Marshall's Coat
    November 28, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    Maybe if the Duchess of Cunt didn’t blow every cent she had on cigarettes, booze, and drugs, she’d have enough funds left to pay her overdue $12/mo portion of the rent that welfare didn’t cover.

  • Nacho cheese>Her cheese
    November 28, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    Bitch you have so much cheese between those hairy winter thighs and I can smell it through my phone. Do you see me screaming at you and telling you to get a napkin and wipe it off? No. It was an accident and that coat is ass ugly anyway plus you got it at TJ Max. There’s kids around. Ur drunk. Ur boyfriend needs to control you.

  • SRR
    November 28, 2019 at 11:04 am

    What ever happened to civility, Manners and decorum?
    She was dragging her coat around and got it in the gentleman’s cheese He apologized inspite of the Fact that she was the offending party Not him.
    The proper response should have been for her to also apologize for getting God knows what in his Nachos.
    That should have been the end of it.
    Since when has it become acceptable to cause a huge scene in public??
    At the current rate of societal degradation it won’t be long before people are walking around on their knuckles and grunting like Gorillas.

  • Kinsey
    November 28, 2019 at 10:27 am

    Whoa.. am I the only one that immediately thought of the SNL Boston teens and Rachel Dratch? She sounds just like her. This broad is like a characature of a woman from Boston(let’s be real she has Billerica, Swansea or the Dot written all over her)..

  • capone181
    A Message from the Great Beyond
    November 28, 2019 at 10:04 am


  • Father Dimmock
    November 28, 2019 at 9:38 am

    I’m looking for a date to take to a family function over the holidays. There will be matches, gasoline, handguns and some light explosives. Are you free sweetie?

  • Meeeeaaaaahhhhh
    November 28, 2019 at 7:35 am


  • Leonard Washington
    November 28, 2019 at 5:45 am

    Let’s face it. Hockey fans are not exactly the upper crust. Most of them are OK but within the group are the lowest forms of human life. Combine this with Masshole element (quite a Venn Diagram overlap) and you get this skanky broad.

    I can’t move out of this state fast enough. Jesus Christ.

    • move to Canada
      November 29, 2019 at 8:48 am

      Time’s have changed people are this way all over the country now. Everybody puffing themselves up for social media moment. People all over the public internet bragging about their mental illness drug addiction and crimes then playing it out in public.

      Canada is your best bet.

      • Caravaggio
        December 1, 2019 at 11:07 am

        It’s not the Vietnam era anymore. Canada is no longer a sanctuary. 2 words:

        Justin Trudeau

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    November 28, 2019 at 3:18 am

    And finally we see the face of Howard’s mum in Big Bang Theory.


  • Corinth Arkadin
    November 27, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    Stupid cunt is at a SPORTS event.

    Known for beer, nachos with liquid Velveeta, hot dogs with mustard n’ ketchup, and rowdy fans*, how in the fuck do you think you’re wearing your Sunday best…or any best outside a tee shirt and sweatpants?

    *The average fan is 10X worse in Philadelphia.

  • Harry Johnson
    November 27, 2019 at 5:29 pm

    Why was this video rolling in that direction as it happened? Nothing of interest to see other than a guy sitting still holding nachos? Pre-planned set up.

  • Barstool take 2
    November 27, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    Barstool sports wrote this story 3 days ago, lol.

    • A
      November 27, 2019 at 8:24 pm

      A real Turtlerider wouldn’t know that. We don’t read that trash.

      • A Hole
        November 28, 2019 at 9:10 am

        But your exalted leader reads Barstool every day. You think any thing here is an original idea?

    November 27, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    I would have stood up and made her eat that whole fucking plate, cheeze whiz an all. Fucking kunt…

  • What the puck
    November 27, 2019 at 4:14 pm

    Unnecessary Interference of the Nacho Cheese will result in Two Minutes in Her Penalty Box.

  • O Henry
    November 27, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    Look if you really want to find this hideous cunt check Rosie’s place tomorrow
    She’ll probably be there having dinner wearing that same coat she wipes her ass with

  • Shut up tramp
    November 27, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    She is calling him a pussy but why is her man not saying anything?? Hmmm? Maybe that’s the one who is a pussy. And if I was that guy I probably would have thrown the nachos in her face, the minute she got in mine. That’s what you call ghetto trash!!

  • Cheesemo
    November 27, 2019 at 4:05 pm

    I don’t know who this ugly cunt is
    But I’ll bet she’s from Charlestown
    A douchebag like that should be punched in the face

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    November 27, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    What a filthy, foul-mouthed CUNT!
    This is why cunts like this get away with it.
    Guys know you can only push another guy so far …and you’re gonna get punched in the mouth.
    These cunts know they can say and do anything….cuz, well, ” you can’t hit a lady”.
    Women are the absolute worst.
    Ask any cop, he’ll tell you.
    Most cops would rather deal with 19 drunk guys before they gotta deal with one drunken twat.
    This guy shoulda rapped her in her cum catcher.

  • P Disguisee
    Pistachio Disguisee
    November 27, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    Holy shit, I though Johnny Most was back from the dead….”WHAT A STEAL BY BIRD…YOU FUCKIN CUNT!”

  • Dick Goesinya
    November 27, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    That nasty bitch is complaining about a little cheese on her coat? Meanwhile her underwear probably looks like a civil war bandage.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      November 27, 2019 at 3:55 pm


  • Captain Trips
    American Express
    November 27, 2019 at 3:48 pm

    Stale taco shells and cheez wiz at stadium: $25.00

    Getting cheez wiz on ratchet’s bling bling coat: Priceless!

  • Captain Trips
    Detective Harry Callahan
    November 27, 2019 at 3:08 pm

    They should call the police and put an APB out on her tits. They appear to be missing

    • Corinth Arkadin
      November 27, 2019 at 5:48 pm

      I LOL’ed for real, dawg.

  • E Deplorable Unum
    November 27, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    For a guy continually talking shit about Barstool he has no problem stealing their material.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 27, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    She looks like she lives on Newports and oxycontin

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 27, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    I give the guy credit for being cool. I would’ve picked her skinny ass up and throw her down a few rows

  • securitytight
    November 27, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    With that diet, this is the least of his worries. It’s like his heart is in a crock pot. Props to him for knowing that and not letting her get his blood pressure hiked up. Was the security guard a affirmative action hire by any chance?

  • Her Mom
    November 27, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    What a cunt

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    November 27, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    The real crime here is ordering stadium nachos with that shitty cheese wiz.

    • Sarcasm
      November 27, 2019 at 2:26 pm

      That’s a good one Tom
      What a funny bastard you are

  • Hipsterbeard Beta-Cuckstein
    November 27, 2019 at 2:11 pm

    There’s probably a perfectly logical explanation for her behavior. He should have politely asked if she was having her period and let her know that he’s an ally to all women. If that doesn’t go well then turtling then switching seats after the threat passes is a good plan B.

  • Alan Bohdiewicz
    AJ Alphonse
    November 27, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    She’s sounds like she’s been gargling gravel.

  • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
    November 27, 2019 at 1:55 pm

    She is a bold thinker and bold with her words like me. I like the boldness.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    November 27, 2019 at 1:53 pm

    This would only happen in Trump’s America!

    • Dumb cunt in the nosebleeds
      November 27, 2019 at 2:14 pm

      Hey, I didn’t vote for that asshole, and neither did Landon. We both voted for YOU!!!
      Now where did I put my Newport Ultra lite 100’s>

      • Boston Bruins Mngt.
        November 27, 2019 at 2:24 pm

        We have decided we will not be donating any tickets to the Rotten foul mouthed most abnoxious single mother program anymore. We apologize for our mistake.

  • she is on hot slut
    November 27, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    i think she was an extra at a porn shoot i attended,not sure because she did not have that puffy coat

  • Jason Law
    November 27, 2019 at 1:44 pm

    I can honestly say I heard of this story before you thieving bastards!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    November 27, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    Definitely a Southie chick. Absolutely love her.

    • Rub out another one
      November 27, 2019 at 2:16 pm

      Yeah, but I bet neither young/old Tom Morris got/gets anywhere near her.

    • Teenage Tom Thesaurus
      November 27, 2019 at 2:20 pm

      I bet it’s your sister that you masturbate to

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Old Tom Morris
        November 27, 2019 at 2:24 pm

        Nah, I just banged your mom.

        • Random guy at the bar
          November 27, 2019 at 2:26 pm

          It’s funny cause when ever I was with this pig she cleaned up the entire mess happily???

        • Sarcasm
          November 27, 2019 at 2:44 pm

          You really got me Tom. No flies on you.

          • murdochpatsymcreynolds
            Old Tom Morris
            November 27, 2019 at 2:51 pm

            Like I said, dogs are food in most countries. Does that hurt your feelz?

        • Startled Pancake
          November 30, 2019 at 1:20 pm

          Tommy, just get the fuck outtta here, you fuckin’ polesmoker.

          You add nothing but taking yourself away would be a plus.

          Talk about negative reinforcement.

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 27, 2019 at 1:41 pm

    That beta male took it like a bitch. I would have tossed that ugly whore down a few rows.

  • See You at the movies
    November 27, 2019 at 1:40 pm

    She looks lije the landlord form the movie Kingpin

  • Your poor is showing
    November 27, 2019 at 1:29 pm

    A classmate spilled an entire hot chocolate on my winter coat ruining it. I didn’t react and quickly accepted the apology because I didn’t want anyone to know it was my only coat. Back in 91 you kept that and the fact you were missing meals to yourself. This chic is basically screaming this shitty $20 jacket is the best thing i own. She’ll probably tell this as a victim story as she shamelessly begs for a replacement. That outfit was mismatched anyway.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    November 27, 2019 at 1:20 pm

    I tell her, get the puck out of here, bitch.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      November 27, 2019 at 1:48 pm

      You give her minute major, Lee?

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Ho LI Phuk
        November 27, 2019 at 2:04 pm

        5 Minute Major I mean. I go do Harikari now to save face.

        • capone181
          Lee Ho
          November 27, 2019 at 2:12 pm

          I give her game misconduct penalty.

        • capone181
          Lee Ho
          November 27, 2019 at 2:14 pm

          I make her drive Zamboni naked.

          • Captain Trips
            Hydie Ho
            November 27, 2019 at 2:59 pm

            I put wontons in her soup

  • The Dude
    November 27, 2019 at 1:18 pm

    Wait? She walked by him? She was the one who brushed up against the nachos? Her own actions caused her coat to get smeared? That broad should apologize to that guy for being an oxygen thief!

  • Fantesticles
    November 27, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    I really hope one day the TBS bloggers and Trump learn how to use spell check and proper grammar. It’s By, Buy and Bye not all buy, I know that this site just exists so that you can try to con people into buying your, well, low quality etsy shit, but at least educate yourselves on something other than which homeless dude is blowing what state senator in the back of whose state trooper k-9 patrol with the video the dog filmed broken down into frame by frame slideshows informing people of what they are looking at since they only demographic they get are people inept enough to need it. I should just give in to alcoholism and I’m sure I’ll fit the quo.

    • Real_Finn
      November 27, 2019 at 1:24 pm

      Yet, here *you* are…

      Get Fucked,

      • Betsy
        November 27, 2019 at 4:32 pm

        Finn sounds alot like that foul mouth guy Bret.

        • Real_Finn
          November 27, 2019 at 8:39 pm

          You couldn’t be more wrong.

          Eat a dick.

          Get Fucked,

      • JA take2
        November 27, 2019 at 4:37 pm

        Let”s not kid ourselves, i am sure most of TB followers just like watching the train wreck. Kind of like the JA story, haha!

    • Startled Pancake
      November 27, 2019 at 5:54 pm

      WHOA some run-on sentences there, Chief.

      Now go get your fuckin’ tomahawk and learn how to seamlessly segue.

  • Real_Finn
    November 27, 2019 at 1:15 pm

    A good throat punch and she’d lose that Newport Light voice for good.

    Get Fucked,

  • BucketNutz
    November 27, 2019 at 1:15 pm

    Would have been far better (& well worth the $20 nachos) if he smooshed the whole tray right into her face.

  • randiguy2006
    November 27, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    Covering the important stories the mainstream media refuses to!

    • Ann
      November 28, 2019 at 8:10 pm

      YES! Actually the mainstream media covered this story two days prior to TB. They copied the story.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    November 27, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    Asian man would have given her gift certificate to cousins dry cleaners.

    There, they would cover jacket with head cheese, and throw her out.

  • Allah Board
    November 27, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    Would have been absolutely worth it to punch her teeth out. Well worth it.

    • Tenny
      November 27, 2019 at 9:05 pm

      Yah! All 3 of them!

  • First Time Caller
    November 27, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    That nasty bitch should be apologizing to him for dragging that splooge rag she calls a coat through his nacho cheesy shit.
    Can’t wait to find out more about her.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    November 27, 2019 at 12:55 pm

    It looks like shes been shopping with Ryan Macklemore…

  • I'm missing the 70's!
    November 27, 2019 at 12:50 pm

    B’s games used to be fun, and if you got a little beer spilled on you (or cigarette ash/smoke like in the old days) it wasn’t a big fucking deal and it was to be expected.

    I’m glad you exposed her, who the hell does that? That poor guy!

    What an uppity bitch!

    • Ike Turner
      November 27, 2019 at 1:02 pm

      I’m missing the 70’s too, if it was…her boyfriend would have backhanded her and told her to shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing him and that is why bitches shouldn’t be allowed at hockey games. If her boyfriend didn’t reign her in this guy would have gotten up and smacked the fuck out of her for talking shit and getting in his face, like he would have done had it been a guy. These cunts today feel empowered because they can talk shit and not worry about getting their teeth knocked out. Bitches should know their role.

      • Hey Ike
        November 27, 2019 at 1:06 pm

        Still got your Rocket 88?

  • War pig of the hour
    November 27, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    What a pig she should be proud of her self, proud of embarrassing her family and anyone whoever she has fooled ,thank god someone else takes care of her kids. One day she wants nasty shit in her hair in her face etc then the next day she hates some guy for putting sticky goo all over her head and clothing.

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