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Tsarnaev Sister Threatened Boyfriend’s Ex With A Bomb Because She’s A Muslim Terrorist And A Tsarnaev And This Is What They Do Best

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Ailina Tsarnaeva—sister of accused Boston Marathon bombers Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev—turned herself in to New York City police Wednesday evening after allegedly making bomb threats during a telephone call. According to the New York Post, Tsarnaeva’s motivation was romantic, not ideological—she reportedly threatened to blow up her boyfriend’s ex. Police say George Briones, Tsarnaeva’s boyfriend, is currently embroiled in a custody battle with his ex-girlfriend. The dispute apparently motivated Tsarnaeva to call the woman on Monday, telling her, “Leave us alone. I know people who can put a bomb on you.” Tsarnaeva reportedly turned herself in Wednesday after the woman complained to police. She’s been charged with misdemeanor harassment.

Well this story sounds familiar. First person I thought of when I heard this story was her:


Need Season three of OINB and I need it now.

Note to self – if my brother ever blows up the Boston Marathon and I get the urge to threaten my wife’s ex-boyfriends, make sure that I don’t threaten them WITH A BOMB. Anything but a bomb. Threaten to beat them with a bat, shoot them, shove feces down their throats, etc. Just whatever you do, DON’T say you’re going to blow them up. Pretty much anyone can use this threat and have it come across as a crazy jilted chick……EXCEPT for you.

This family just loves to blow shit up don’t they?


Is this how they were raised growing up? Because in my house I was taught all this wacky stuff about turning the other cheek and telling an adult when someone does something you don’t like. Clearly the Tsarnaev mom taught her kids that the solution to everything is to blow shit up, hang around town for a few days and wait for the FBI to find out who you are, and then run over your brother before spending your last night of freedom in a boat. Boom. Problem solved. (no pun intended with the boom)

Hey here’s a question – why the fuck is this girl still in this country? Why is anyone in this family allowed anywhere near our shores? Speedbump is dead. Terrorist #2 Jafar is rotting in a jail cell. Kleptomom can’t step foot in the country. Daddy is stuck in Chechnya. So why is this idiot still here? And what the fuck is she wearing on her head?


Did she steal that thing from Cruella Deville?

The only thing worse than a Tsarnaev are the people who defend all these terrorists “rights.” These cretans have no rights. And please, spare me the argument that “America is better than that.” I know America is better than that because we are EASILY the greatest country that ever existed.

But just because you deny due process to some selected people doesn’t mean you’ve sold yourself out. We are still a land of law and order and justice for all. But in some cases you have to declare all out martial law, and the Tsarnaevs are a clear case of that. Jafar should NEVER be able to see his family again for the rest of his miserable existence. He should be tortured relentlessly, just for the hell of it. Anyone affected by the marathon bombing should be able to walk into his cell and take a steamy dump on his face.

I’m so sick of all the anti-torture, pro-terrorists rights bullshit too. Fuck all of these people. Every terrorist should all be dead. It’s OK because they’re not actual human beings. These people stone women to death for driving cars. They behead journalists. They’re savages. But yet somehow these human beings with brains can’t be killed, but a dog that bit the mailman because he doesn’t know any better gets put down.

It’s one thing trying to rehabilitate American prisoners. They’re American and we’re stuck with them. But these leeches? They CAME here, and all they do is talk about how they hate it and wanna blow it up.


The only thing worse than them are asshole organizations like the ACLU that wanna get us to put arrows in their prison cells that point towards Mecca. Fuck that, you don’t get to pray. Every time you try to pray you get an electric shock. Straight up Pavlovian methods to condition these assholes not to be assholes.

This woman is no exception. She said “I know people who can put a bomb on you.” Torture her relentlessly until she says who those people are. Then torture them. Because no one says something like that if they don’t mean it. It’s one thing if you say that YOU will blow someone up. It’s entirely different to say you “know people who will put a bomb on you.”

The bottom line is there is one Tsarnaev and one Tsarnaev alone who is allowed to stay in this country. He is a true American patriot that hates his idiot nephews more than most of us do. They bring a shame on his family. They bring a shame on the Chechen race. They are LOSERS to him and nothing more. And you can find him loving America and cruising around AOL in Maryland.


So here’s to you Uncle Ruslan. Keep loving America and trying to distance yourself from your bomb loving extended family.

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18 Comment(s)
  • Brockton boiler
    August 8, 2021 at 10:59 am

    Hey man why’d you leave out the part where the older brother was an FBI informant?

  • shipyardjay
    Ray Brower
    December 11, 2020 at 9:40 am

    Hilarious! And correct. It’s about time us real Americans stop being afraid to pound our chests about our great country that our ancestors fought for and that we’d be willing to lay down our lives for! Our Grandparents would be ASHAMED at how anti-American our own ppl have become. These leftist scum are teaming up with mainstream media to destroy our country while they fill their pockets and try to impress their friends in their “I’m more liberal than you” life contest. I’m so sick of it.

  • dowen0895
    Bernie Sanders
    March 10, 2020 at 6:21 am

    I’d give them all the vote!

  • Equality
    October 17, 2019 at 1:14 am

    Chesna=Tsarnaev no difference.

  • Gerald Cabral
    July 26, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    Kill them all an let god sort it out , I fought in Desert storm an those people truly hate us an want to harm us anyway they can an they really believe that they are going to get 72 virgins, but what they don’t know is that they get ass fucked by 72 perverts!

  • Jarod Lavigne
    May 29, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    Well i study islam its not necessarily islam its these people from war ravaged republics and countries see what happens is there family members are killed and they hold a grudge they blame everyone else but the single person who ordered the bombing of there village so its the same old SOMEBODY always has to blame somebody thing over and over i think this whole family should of been removed for there safety as well obviously not stable muslims us americans have nothing to do with innocent muslims killed i didn’t do it my government who i have no control over did and last time i checked its the Russian military killing civilians in chechnya

  • Alice
    April 3, 2019 at 1:02 am

    I’m glad you mentioned we are the best country in the world. Reading a post that is UNpolitically Correct (according to leftists and communists) is quite refreshing. This dangerous wench should be brought before a grand jury and questioned under oath about the scum she knows who would use a B on someone. Dangerous and scary and I didn’t even know this happened… because this story was buried in the news.

    I got sick of the leftist politics in Massachusetts and moved to a flyover state where homes are affordable, our state practices fiscal responsibility and respects both due process and liberty. Your blog is refreshing.

    • Cameron shaqar
      October 16, 2019 at 11:57 pm

      Uhhhmmm….. study a little harder, I was born in Syria and raised as a Sunni. I know Islam well. Being American and reading about Islam is nothing. Being born into Islam and raised beside other Muslims then coming to a country that actually allows me to study other religions is a blessing. I no longer practice Islam which allows me to never return to my home country again. It is illegal and punishable by death to convert from Islam to any other relion.

      • Alice
        January 3, 2020 at 12:16 am

        Uhhmmm, YOU study a little harder. I have 3 degrees and retired from a career as a trial lawyer. We are the greatest country and I will not apologize for that, nor for anything I posted, which any reasonable person would agree with.

        Glad you realized a loving God does not want us to murder each other, and that FGM and other Muslim specialties are wrong. I hope you study the Bible, the Federalist Papers and the Constitution. God bless America, liberty, freedom and the unalienable rights bestowed upon us by our Creator.

        • How’d you pass the LSAT with that logic?
          May 13, 2021 at 3:40 pm

          You were a trial lawyer and you told him to study the Bible? I understand telling someone to read the Federalist Papers, but Bible? Holy fuck. The Bible is equally as trash as the Quran. Where do you think they all originated lady? The Middle East thousands of years ago! Only difference between Muslims and Christians is almost all Muslims follow exactly their disgusting hadiths and Quran. Christians choose to “update”. Neither is from a goddamn divine source-just hairy bored middle eastern men, from many thousands of years ago. Don’t act all holier than thou now. All religion is .

  • Billy
    March 22, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    You’d threaten someone with a bomb too if your clitoris had been cut off.

    • Wolfgang
      May 22, 2020 at 9:44 pm

      Sad to think about what the BARBARIANS do to innocent women 🙁 Everyone of these men that promulgate the horrible act to women should be castrated with NO anesthesia.

  • Woodiculous
    September 8, 2014 at 7:38 pm

    Great American patriot Uncle Ruslan came to Worcester. New York? Not so much.

  • Wabbitt
    August 27, 2014 at 11:41 pm

    This just in: Gish Jen says it’s New York’s fault for failing Ailina Tsarnaeva.

    • TurtleBoySports
      August 29, 2014 at 12:57 pm

      Thanks bro. I can always count on you to be the only one to respond to my blogs.

      • Joey G
        August 29, 2014 at 1:19 pm

        Wow! That comment contains more words than the average non-Jerry Thornton Barstool article!

      • Wabbitt
        August 29, 2014 at 8:16 pm

        Just me and that one idiot using four different names.

        Oh. Wait…

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