Ailina Tsarnaeva—sister of accused Boston Marathon bombers Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev—turned herself in to New York City police Wednesday evening after allegedly making bomb threats during a telephone call. According to the New York Post, Tsarnaeva’s motivation was romantic, not ideological—she reportedly threatened to blow up her boyfriend’s ex. Police say George Briones, Tsarnaeva’s boyfriend, is currently embroiled in a custody battle with his ex-girlfriend. The dispute apparently motivated Tsarnaeva to call the woman on Monday, telling her, “Leave us alone. I know people who can put a bomb on you.” Tsarnaeva reportedly turned herself in Wednesday after the woman complained to police. She’s been charged with misdemeanor harassment.
Well this story sounds familiar. First person I thought of when I heard this story was her:
Need Season three of OINB and I need it now.
Note to self – if my brother ever blows up the Boston Marathon and I get the urge to threaten my wife’s ex-boyfriends, make sure that I don’t threaten them WITH A BOMB. Anything but a bomb. Threaten to beat them with a bat, shoot them, shove feces down their throats, etc. Just whatever you do, DON’T say you’re going to blow them up. Pretty much anyone can use this threat and have it come across as a crazy jilted chick……EXCEPT for you.
This family just loves to blow shit up don’t they?
Is this how they were raised growing up? Because in my house I was taught all this wacky stuff about turning the other cheek and telling an adult when someone does something you don’t like. Clearly the Tsarnaev mom taught her kids that the solution to everything is to blow shit up, hang around town for a few days and wait for the FBI to find out who you are, and then run over your brother before spending your last night of freedom in a boat. Boom. Problem solved. (no pun intended with the boom)
Hey here’s a question – why the fuck is this girl still in this country? Why is anyone in this family allowed anywhere near our shores? Speedbump is dead. Terrorist #2 Jafar is rotting in a jail cell. Kleptomom can’t step foot in the country. Daddy is stuck in Chechnya. So why is this idiot still here? And what the fuck is she wearing on her head?
Did she steal that thing from Cruella Deville?
The only thing worse than a Tsarnaev are the people who defend all these terrorists “rights.” These cretans have no rights. And please, spare me the argument that “America is better than that.” I know America is better than that because we are EASILY the greatest country that ever existed.
But just because you deny due process to some selected people doesn’t mean you’ve sold yourself out. We are still a land of law and order and justice for all. But in some cases you have to declare all out martial law, and the Tsarnaevs are a clear case of that. Jafar should NEVER be able to see his family again for the rest of his miserable existence. He should be tortured relentlessly, just for the hell of it. Anyone affected by the marathon bombing should be able to walk into his cell and take a steamy dump on his face.
I’m so sick of all the anti-torture, pro-terrorists rights bullshit too. Fuck all of these people. Every terrorist should all be dead. It’s OK because they’re not actual human beings. These people stone women to death for driving cars. They behead journalists. They’re savages. But yet somehow these human beings with brains can’t be killed, but a dog that bit the mailman because he doesn’t know any better gets put down.
It’s one thing trying to rehabilitate American prisoners. They’re American and we’re stuck with them. But these leeches? They CAME here, and all they do is talk about how they hate it and wanna blow it up.
The only thing worse than them are asshole organizations like the ACLU that wanna get us to put arrows in their prison cells that point towards Mecca. Fuck that, you don’t get to pray. Every time you try to pray you get an electric shock. Straight up Pavlovian methods to condition these assholes not to be assholes.
This woman is no exception. She said “I know people who can put a bomb on you.” Torture her relentlessly until she says who those people are. Then torture them. Because no one says something like that if they don’t mean it. It’s one thing if you say that YOU will blow someone up. It’s entirely different to say you “know people who will put a bomb on you.”
The bottom line is there is one Tsarnaev and one Tsarnaev alone who is allowed to stay in this country. He is a true American patriot that hates his idiot nephews more than most of us do. They bring a shame on his family. They bring a shame on the Chechen race. They are LOSERS to him and nothing more. And you can find him loving America and cruising around AOL in Maryland.
So here’s to you Uncle Ruslan. Keep loving America and trying to distance yourself from your bomb loving extended family.
Feel free to share your thoughts to keep the conversation going.