Turtleboy Investigates

I Wonder If Matt Porter Still Thinks We Fabricated The Charlie Coyle Photoshop Story After Bruins President Cam Neely Emailed Me An Apology And Took Down The Tweet


I got an email at noon today from the account bruinsmedia@bostonbruins.com, which they claim is a statement from Cam Neely about the story we broke last week. As we reported, the Bruins, who have a close philanthropic relationship with BPD, photoshopped a Boston Police logo off of a shirt worn by Charlie Coyle during a shoot-around in Toronto.

Here is the email I received from a Boston Bruins verified account.

“Last week the Bruins removed a BPD logo from a t-shirt that a player was wearing. We were trying to protect this player from unfair criticism. This was not meant as a sign of disrespect in any way. We are sorry that the logo was removed and we apologize to the BPD and the player.”

Whoever wrote it didn’t sign it but they do have a bostonbruins.com email account, so I would imagine they would have to work for the organization. It’s noteworthy that the Bruins have deleted the tweet that contained the poorly photoshopped images, so it looks like they’ve realized what a horrendous fuck up this was and are attempting to make amends.

This statement is complete bullshit and a coverup for Matt Chmura, who sources tell us was responsible for the shitty photoshop job. It’s not the job of the Bruins to protect Charlie Coyle from “unfair criticism.” If they gave a shit about criticism they wouldn’t post shit like this.

How bout the Bruins actually have some balls and stand up for their players instead of trying to “protect” them from Internet mobs like children. Fuck that. They weren’t trying to protect Charlie Coyle. They were trying to disassociate themselves with police. And when I say “they,” I mean Matt Chmura, who did this on his own. Cam Neely obviously would never sign off on this and clearly has given the order to take the doctored photos down. They should fire him for gross incompetence as he presented the Bruins as an anti-police organization, which they are not.

Remember though, according to Boston Globe Bruins beat reporter, whose job it is to cover the team and investigate stuff like this, our coverage was “quite clearly fabricated,” and he feels sorry for anyone dumb enough to believe Turtleboy.

Where you at now Matty Ports? You gonna report this press release or cover it up? Still condescendingly laughing at people who aren’t as smart as you? Sorry we all can’t be race baiting blue checkmarks. You’re way smarter than us. Or perhaps you’re too busy making an issue out of Tuukka Rask wearing a Boston Police hat and getting owned by Marchand on Twitter.

The fact that people who are as incompetent as Matt Porter and Matt Chmura can keep their jobs after something like this shows you just how low the standards are for sports media. The only requirement is being woke. So long as you are woke they are wiling to put up with embarrassing incompetence like this. If they were really woke both of them would give up their jobs to a woman of color, but they won’t because they’re just virtue signaling white guys using their liberal privilege to keep their jobs. But now everyone knows what frauds they are.

Don’t. Poke. The. Turtle.



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37 Comment(s)
  • Cheddah
    August 7, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    If Cam Neely ever apologized to me me for whatever reason, I’d feel like a total badass..

  • tim Fenton
    willie horticulture
    August 7, 2020 at 6:39 am

    Weird WOKE white women have destroyed everything.

  • G.Orwell 1984
    August 6, 2020 at 10:56 am

    Even the fake news journalists now claim their own fake news is well…fake news.

    Welcome to my world of “double think”!

  • Southie changed I didn’t
    August 6, 2020 at 10:25 am

    No Fans in the Stands and the only people paying for cable TV are nearly dead….The Bruins were the last refuge for the Blue Collar Fan..time to buy my Pink Bruins hat

  • Frank
    August 6, 2020 at 7:03 am

    The downfall of sports is letting themselves be controlled by the woke mob

    • Truth
      August 6, 2020 at 3:05 pm

      They all jumped the shark. If they’d stayed neutral they would be reaping huge rewards right now. It doesn’t matter what side you choose today. You’re going to piss off half your customer base.

  • Sean Burke
    August 6, 2020 at 2:39 am

    We need Peter Sidorkiewicz to set these pansies straight. Some good old fashioned Eastern Block hockey. As for the “mattys”? The Holomodor would be too warm. Maybe a Siberian Gulag. Though I’m not sure that Stalin was “woke” enough for the “mattys”.

  • Fucking Idiots
    August 5, 2020 at 9:33 pm

    Fuck the bruins. Everyone forgets quick about the Marathon Bombings and law enforcement and all the other agencies and resources. Now BLM is all that matters because everyone is racist

  • Fuck the Globe & B’s
    August 5, 2020 at 8:59 pm

    We have come to a time in our life where the libs and Tards have taken over. I won’t watch the B’s and haven’t read the globe for a while. I know the globe will be out of business soon. Better off looking it at toilet water

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      August 5, 2020 at 11:56 pm

      Probably more interesting news in there as well.

      “As for the restaurant review, apparently I had corn last night.”

  • Bruins are Toast
    August 5, 2020 at 8:13 pm

    Bruins need to photoshop some balls onto their uniforms, they appear to be without dignity, courage or pride. Obviously a refection of the front office.

  • Reichmarschall Karen Kunt
    August 5, 2020 at 8:11 pm

    Matt Porter is a whiney snowflake cunt. This is a prime example to never trust the MSM

  • Karma Is A Bitch
    August 5, 2020 at 8:02 pm

    Looks like Karma is taking care of the Boston Bruins who look like dog shit and can’t win a game. That’s what you get when you can’t be bothered to stand up for what you believe in and be loyal to your friends.

    EAT SHIT Bruins. You earned it.

  • Teddy Pendergrass
    August 5, 2020 at 7:41 pm

    Good to see the bruins go down today. They suck now, hockey has been going soft for awhile now. These stupid teams and players have killed the golden goose. Stick your politics up your ass Neely and his master Jacobs. Pro sports is all done to me.

  • Truth
    August 5, 2020 at 4:29 pm

    Businesses are letting future customers know that “woke” dollars matter more than “American” dollars. Spend wisely or just save your money.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg
      August 5, 2020 at 11:58 pm

      I mentioned weeks ago about saving money hand over fist during these times. As long as the economic system doesn’t collapse because no one spends money on anything…

  • Maureen McCarthy
    August 5, 2020 at 4:08 pm

    Did Bruins management lose their balls from Corona? STOP pandering, coddling and kissing the fat asses of the real racists, not the Police. Chmura should be fired if he had anything to do with removing the logo.

  • Charlie Baker is Toby Flenderson
    August 5, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    Chmuru & Porter – two soy sucking jock sniffing losers….exposed.

  • Fire Chmura
    August 5, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    honestly, all he’s done is bring bad publicity to the organization, from the photoshop debacle to the housing contractor dispute in Cohasset or wherever. Plenty of people in line behind him.

  • Steve Kasper
    August 5, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    The Bruins will be doormats now for the playoff run because of this. You never, ever, ever mix this sh*t in with a hockey team it’s the kiss of death.

    I like boys.

  • Chris Tranos
    August 5, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    Matt Porter you suck gay cock

  • Kenny K
    August 5, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    Sea Bass knows the Bruins fan base . Doesn’t want to loose fans like the NFL and MLB

  • Chumps
    August 5, 2020 at 2:47 pm

    Great story exposing them.
    Now do a story on those faggot Patriots players who refuse to play football this year because they’re afraid of the fake commie cold.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    August 5, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    What a race-baiting piece of shit. Where’s your apology Matty P? Bend the knee you soy boy beta cuck. Keep wailing on this turd and don’t let up. Chumura too. People like this deserve to get dragged hard.

  • Tuukka Rasks Pap Smear
    August 5, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    Not feeling so hot.That will be my excuse.
    We have no shot of winning the Cup.Oh well..


  • #firemattporter
    August 5, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    Let’s get this trending #firemattporter

  • Johnny Marr
    August 5, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    At least Matty Ports had the sense to change his twit pic after he was called out for the previous one…”Like Morrissey yearning for dick.”

  • Mr Magoo
    August 5, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    These people must hate when they lose to Turtleboy. I love it!!!! For some reason I get great satisfaction from these turds being proven as frauds.

  • John Wensink
    August 5, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    A SJW cuck thinking hockey players need protection.Ive heard it all.BTW
    I would gladly take a 10 minute major and game misconduct for the
    pleasure of spearing Cam Neely in the nutsack.

  • CONN
    August 5, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    >50% chance Neely pulls the sweater vest over Chmura’s head and gives him a healthy serving of meaty paw sandwich. Chmura is everything hockey is not.

    • Ulf Samuelson
      August 5, 2020 at 1:51 pm

      Cam Neely is a pussy.He has done a terrible job.Nothing but a puppet
      and is a good reason the Bruins never win Cups.

  • Boston Irish
    Gov Charle Biden
    August 5, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    Nice work unc!

  • Frank
    August 5, 2020 at 1:32 pm

    TB – can you help find the 4 frat boys in flowered shirts that lit Althea Bernstein’s face on fire in Madison, WI back in June – that one hasn’t been solved yet and we could really use your help rounding those frat boys up. Also, can we rally around that teacher in Milton, MA who was put on leave for teaching her 6th graders that many cops are racist? The 100 or so person rally in Milton that happened in response, plus the fact that she was taken off leave on literally the same day she was put on leave, is not enough for me and for her. We need justice for that teacher.

  • Cam Neely
    August 5, 2020 at 1:26 pm

    We suck.Not as bad as the Red Sox but we still suck and I sit down to pee.

    Ulf was right.


    • John Henry
      August 5, 2020 at 1:37 pm

      How Dare You!

  • Rod Ramsey
    August 5, 2020 at 1:18 pm

    “OH NO WE SUCK AGAIN!”-everyone at the globe.

  • So?
    August 5, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    The media lied to us?

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