Social Justice Warriors

Wokey Pokey Virtue Signals Outrage About “Disgusting” White Cops Working Detail At Bruins Game, Gets Ratioed Harder Than A Stripper On A Conjugal Visit


This is Michal Zahler from Boston.

She currently works for Oxfam, a multi-million dollar SJW non-profit that employs trust fund babies who want to feel like they’re fixing poverty in Africa. She attended the very expensive, very white SJW Academy known as American University in DC, and spent a month working on Hillary Clinton’s failed campaign to be President where she made $2,375.

When she’s not fixing Africa, running up college debt for a useless degree that can only get her a job at a non-profit, or running campaigns for wealthy white women billionaires, you can find her addressing other systemic issues plaguing our society. For instance, she went to Game 1 of the Bruins Eastern Conference Finals victory last night and saw a group of police officers working a detail there. Luckily she photographed what she saw for the world to see and posted it on Twitter:

Look at all those white cops. Disgusting!!

This is reason number 549,737 that I hate white people with a burning passion. They are the worst. Especially the ones who try way, way, way too hard to prove to the world that they’re one of the “good ones,” and end up overcompensating like this. She read on Vox somewhere that there isn’t enough diversity in urban police departments and she couldn’t wait to virtue signal to the world about it.

Notice she also tagged Marty Walsh, the Boston Police, the Bruins, and TD Garden:

Hey Michal, I know you’re not the brightest bulb on the tree, but allow me to explain how this works:

  • BPD puts out a list of details and cops can put in claims for them
  • These are the cops who signed up
  • There are probably a lot more than a dozen cops working details at a Bruins playoff game, so I’m sure there were some various hues of police officer elsewhere in the building
  • The Bruins don’t hire detail cops at games
  • The TD Garden, which is owned by the Bruins, doesn’t hire detail cops at games
  • Marty Walsh has absolutely nothing to do with detail cops at games, and even bleeding heart Marty wouldn’t give a shit about your failed attempt at wokeness

I’m sure it would make Whole Milk Michal feel better as a white person to force black and brown police officers to work at a game when they have other shit to do, but that’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.

She got ratioed harder than a stripper at a conjugal visit, and deservedly so. Normally people delete and retreat once they get humiliated with facts, but she insisted on continuing…..

First of all, saying that police must look like the people they represent is quite racist. Racism ironically runs rampant in social justice world. The fact that a white woman is blacksplaining that black people are incapable of “feeling safe” around white police officers, is so racist it hurts my brain. Her relationship with black people is patriarchal. She views herself as their superior, and must protect them like a parent protects their child. But the fact of the matter is that not all black people feel the same way about ANY topic, never mind the infantile idea that they automatically feel “unsafe” when they see a white cop. Stop being racist Michal.

Secondly, this is a Boston Bruins game. It’s the second whitest group of 20,000 people assembled together at the TD Garden after a Pearl Jam concert. These police officers are almost an exact racial representation of the crowd at last night’s game. Fail.

Nevertheless she persisted.

Yes, they all appear to be white. Thank you for pointing that out and being outraged by it. Black people everywhere would like to thank you for saving them from….hurt feelz.

Guess who else she worked for?

Of course she campaigned for Ayanna Pressley. Anything to convince herself that she’s not actually a racist, even though she’s one of the most racist people in Boston. She’s also a big AOC fan, and I’d bet my mortgage she plans on voting for Bernie or Elizabeth Warren in the primary. This is the current state of the democratic party.

On Valentine’s Day Congresswoman Pressley did a shoutout to “those who identify as women and girls” in order to recognize them for…..being female. “Identify.”

One of those people was Michal.

And as you can imagine, being one of dozens of free laborers called out by a black female congresswoman got her lady bits woker than a gender studies professor at Hampshire College.

Easily the most satisfying moment in a woke white women’s life. All that virtue signaling paid off after all!


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60 Comment(s)
  • Kimmer
    May 15, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    She must have forgot to nite the Hispanic commanding officer, the Assiniboine officer, the gay officer, the female officer, and the other officers that had not arrived yet. She also apparently never took the time to actually read the contract provisions that require that all details and overtime be given out on a “low hours” determination. Race is never a determining factor in detail and overtime assignments. It is all volunteer. She also apparently didn’t have the moral courage to ask the commanding officer, a Hispanic male of command rank, why exactly the situation appeared as it did. She also failed to have the common courtesy to ask to take a picture and publish a picture of persons she does not know while making not only baseless, but actually false and defamatory comments about individuals she has never met. She merely made assumptions based on incomplete information, libeled the individuals she pictured and published, and apparently does not have the ethical and moral standards to retract the statement and picture with an apology for what she had done. I am curious how she would feel if someone slandered/libeled her without basis and with the intent to label her as a racist/homophobe/bigoted individual and without being allowed the benefit of providing a defense or explanation.

  • Richyrich
    May 12, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    Success! We Found…
    Michal Zahler (508) 740-9498
    I adore kittens

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    May 12, 2019 at 6:48 pm

    Just another wealthy person with way too much time on their hands. Bet she got tickets to the game for nothing, and was bored, so she tweeted this drivel

  • Big nose
    May 12, 2019 at 1:03 pm

    Michal still on social media ??

  • fool exposer
    May 12, 2019 at 10:23 am

    One of the lesbo groups this wokey pokey cumrag belonged to was Phi Mu Gamma Delta, google it to see pretty much a 100% gaggle of fat WHITE chicks, disgusting by beakfaces standards. what a fucking hypocrite slimebag CUNT

  • The truth
    May 12, 2019 at 9:47 am

    So most of the NHL players are white….is that disgusting too? She’s nothing but an attention grabbing Ho. Kick her in the box.

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    May 11, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    Please bitch,, go live in Brockton or Dorchester and walk down the street at midnight. See how much you love them then.

  • Judge dread
    May 11, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    Notice how This cunt has a guy name it it’s spelled differently so she was obviously raised by SJW idiots froM Lexington with coexist and warren bumper stickers on their cars. Also she posts pics of herself with a black woman. Clearly trying to say she is diverse in her friends when everyone knows all her friends are rich white faggots and gender confused idiots.

    If she doesn’t get enough attention she’s gonna spin her male sounding name and make it michael and go full on trans so she can be more of a victim.

    The judge says someone should spray her with a fire hose that can rip the bark off a tree at 40’. That someone should be candace Owens or diamond and silk.

  • Michal Sure Hates The Goyim !!
    May 11, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    Get a few glasses of Mogen David in her and ask her what she thinks of the Irish Catholics. You’ll hear a frothing stream of hatred like you’ve never heard before. Believe me, I’ve been there and witnessed it.
    There’s NOTHING more hateful and seething in repressed violence than a Left Wing, Jewish SJW. – nothing else even comes close.

  • Affirmative Action In Action
    May 11, 2019 at 10:59 am

    I cry ar NBA games and I dont feel safe. 10 black men playing a game invented by whites. Would it be racist if I tweeted about 10 blackmen. You bet it would.

  • Richyrich
    May 11, 2019 at 8:06 am

    As usual, the comments here are disgusting, and not in a white cop detail way. This person Michal is absurd and lives in some sort of SJW bubble, but calling her a “Jew cunt” or making crude sexual remarks about her is further proof that most TBS commentators are scumbags.

    • Captain Trips
      Pass the Alopecia
      May 11, 2019 at 9:30 am

      I’m not calling her a jew cunt or making crude sexual remarks about her.

      I just think she looks like the type of chick that has VERY hairy arms.

      • Richyrich
        May 11, 2019 at 12:17 pm

        If she’s hirsute, what does that have to do with anything? She said something stupid and ignorant. Stick to the subject.

        • Richyrich is a Bitch
          May 11, 2019 at 4:20 pm

          Let it go, princess. You know, we know and everybody else knows what the deal is and who the players are, so don’t waste everybody’s time White Knighting for your Shabbat sista. I can only imagine what kind of crazy shit passes for after dinner talk at your house. Douche.

          • Richyrich
            May 12, 2019 at 8:03 am

            “What the deal is”? All right, with your crockpot International Jewish conspiracy theories please. How do you turds wind up like this anyway? It’s not like Mein Kampf is an easy read. BTW I’m a baptized Episcopalian, WASPy as they come. I’m not busy stabbing the Imperial German army in the back in 1918 or running an international banking consortium, you kook

    • Jim Braude is doing anal again
      May 11, 2019 at 10:16 am

      You should head back over to your tranny rights discussion group with all the other left leaning
      doochebags you cum guzzling muppet

    • MrSmiley
      May 11, 2019 at 3:54 pm

      You must be new here. Comments are not moderated so say what’s on your mind no matter how out of bounds it is. Free speech is grand isn’t it? Of ALL our usual commenters, I expected WWY to go the usual route. Surprised us all this time I’d say.

      • Richyrich
        May 12, 2019 at 8:31 am

        Not new here but the comments left by most discredit the blogs, which I usually enjoy. It gives ammo to the SJW’s shrill griping that TBS is just another hate group.

    • Wwy
      May 11, 2019 at 5:22 pm

      She’s a Jew cunt all we needed to know,never listen to a Jew.

    • Not RichyRich
      May 11, 2019 at 8:54 pm

      As are you pussy boy. The most disgusting things here are trolls like you. Go back to CNN and MSNBC like all the other good cucks

    • richydick swallower
      May 11, 2019 at 10:16 pm

      fuck you faggot

      • Richyrich
        May 12, 2019 at 8:47 am

        What’s it like living in the bushes behind Burger King these days? You really should have finished high school, do you could at least get a part-time job at KFC. Go eat a bag of dicks, shit-for-brains

        • justin time
          May 12, 2019 at 5:20 pm

          look at the idiot cocksucker arguing with trolls. Fuck you richyfag

  • Grandpa Jones
    May 11, 2019 at 7:23 am

    Michal or whatever the hell her name is, completely missed the mark on this one. The short 3’11” tall cop in the middle is clearly a Pygmy or of Amazonian Rainforest descent. By omitting his race and culture, she’s oppressing him and marginalizing his duties as a LEO. She should use her 3rd wave feminist intersectionality and affirmative action her ass to right the wrongs of the entire white race. SJW illogic 101

  • Stunt Penis
    May 11, 2019 at 4:46 am

    I would… just so I could scream “I voted for Trump” as that first burst of sticky delight roars down her esophagus.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      May 11, 2019 at 11:46 am

      With the fake “Bernie” tatto on your neck that bowled her over…

  • Barstool is a Joke Now
    May 11, 2019 at 4:03 am

    This site is great

  • Doc Mengele
    May 11, 2019 at 3:59 am

    Michal Zahler 100% @jew bitch, disgusting. You should volunteer as a crossing guard on Blue Hill Ave weekends on the 6-midnight shift you disgusting liberal phony cunt. Your goddess “Canckles Clinton” will never ever be president because she’s a cunt like you minus the big nose. rot in Roxbury you fucking traitor

  • Puzzled
    May 11, 2019 at 12:18 am

    What the fuck is this commie wymyn doing watching a hockey game? Last time I went to a hockey game the only women at the game were my alt right wife and two 20 year old whores from Weymouth who kept screaming “Let’s go Bruins!” while spilling beer on people. One kicked me and apologized spurring my wife to turn around and say “Don’t worry he likes it.”

  • The truth
    May 10, 2019 at 9:45 pm

    Michal describes in her tweet police as “100% white disgusting “
    Michal Very similar how people describe you 100% a cunt and disgusting looking !

    Your an angry insecure women ..
    Mommy and daddy spoiling you all these years…they gave you gifts & money NOT ATTENTION sorry that happened but don’t take it out on the police

    • Mau Mauing the Flack Catchers
      May 11, 2019 at 12:39 am

      Cheap tickets are $165 apiece. Poverty pimping must pay well these days.

  • Cracker Man
    May 10, 2019 at 9:22 pm

    Who cares what she thinks. What is she doing at a Bruins game? S nd her to Madison Park to watch her heroes playing ball. They won’t bother her

  • franklin waters-baxley
    May 10, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    jewess cunt, self hating beak nosed ass fucker

  • Obamawasonlyprezbchiswifewasblack
    May 10, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    She, and her fellow woke, gangsta, lesbo, non binary, crew of tuna flappers, who feel the cotton ceiling is still impermeable, are most definitely voting for Kamala Harris.

  • Donizetti
    May 10, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    Michal why is your skin pink ? Ouch

  • Larry
    May 10, 2019 at 7:43 pm

    What a sad Lonley life this CUNT has She so insecure and bored with her life she has film police officers at bruins game .
    Try to have fun with you life Let the jealously go .

    • Fred Knessl
      May 10, 2019 at 8:16 pm

      Wanna lay odds that she DID NOT SIT in Section 307, Back Row??

  • MILFmanJack
    May 10, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    I fucking hate white people, especially ones like this stupid cunt. I pretty much hate everybody, except for hotties 40+.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Dearest Michal
    May 10, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    You are the typical white female liberal CUNT!
    Your entire pathetic existence couldn’t amount to a pimple on a good cops ass
    Please kill yourself.

  • I forgot my white privilege card can I use yours
    May 10, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    What the fucking fuck is wrong with these people can’t we just put all these sjw libturd nut cases in a box full of cow farts and light a match and spare the rest of us with anything left in our brains

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 10, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    My record will show, I too, have been a long time supporter of those who identify as girls and women.

  • z
    May 10, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    I heard that a couple of cops in the photo identify as asian, as few more as black and 4 of them as Eskimo.

    Satisfied now, you cunt?

    If you can praise identity gender you should be able to praise identity race.

    Oh yeah, 3 are feeling like lesbians today.

  • Barry
    May 10, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    Hey Michal, how about the Bruins team itself? Brown cops take one look at that team and know it’s basically a clan rally. That brings me to this question: what were you doing at a clan rally Michal?

  • Wwy
    May 10, 2019 at 5:14 pm

    I don’t care what color they are just do their damn jobs especially Boston police one of the worst in the country.

  • The Ghost of Tojo
    May 10, 2019 at 5:13 pm


    We shot honorable load 75 years too early.

    Sleeping dragon now woke.

    But no longer dragon.

    Now homo butterfly-san.

  • HairyClamChowda
    May 10, 2019 at 5:03 pm

    she needs it in the bum bum. Volunteer for that honey

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 10, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    Until she lives in a predominantly black neighborhood she has no right to talk about racism.


  • Amber
    May 10, 2019 at 4:53 pm

    She does a lot volunteering no time for a JOB .never had to get one …but has time to harasss others at work ..Luckily daddy’s still paying the bills spoiled trust fund TWAT

  • qwerty
    May 10, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    Michal, how is that pronounced? does it sound like Michael? do her friends call her mike for short?
    is it an odd spelling for michelle? is it McHale?

  • Bob Vance
    May 10, 2019 at 4:42 pm

    American College in DC ( The school for DUMB RICH KIDS) what you get 1400 on your SAT score combined ….

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    May 10, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    White people are silly.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Randall Guy's Dad
      May 10, 2019 at 5:54 pm

      Randy! Stop your spout’n off ya good for nuthin’.

    • whitey
      May 11, 2019 at 3:51 am

      black savage

    • Indisns.Drive Cabs And Work at 7 Eleven
      May 11, 2019 at 11:07 am

      Blacks and browns are illiterate and violentm

  • Ed
    May 10, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    Sorry to ruin your day Michal but there is few Latin police officers at that roll….

  • MrSmiley
    May 10, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    Fucking leftists. I hear the Congo has an amaaazing ebola outbreak you can help out with. Bring all your friends while you’re at it and make sure you don’t wear that “white” suit. You might be called a racist.

  • Andrea
    May 10, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    WOW. ! Look at the beak on this girl ….your nose is bigger than my husbands penis

    • Big Wick
      May 10, 2019 at 8:18 pm

      LOL! Best comment of the day!

  • Barbecue bill
    May 10, 2019 at 4:25 pm

    Typical white liberal ..Grew up in affluent all white community has zero friends of color….
    Was also beaten hard as child with the ugly stick

    She now mad at white race because nobody ask her to the prom …

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    May 10, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    No way that cunt grew up in boston but I love asking what parish they are from and getting the blank stare.

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