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Stone Cold Steve Boston Was Not Fucking Around When This Shithead Threw A Beer At His Face At The Bruins Game And Put Him In The Peabody Pretzel

 

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We all saw the Bruins get hosed last night on the most egregious non-call in the history of sports. And the anger continued into the nosebleed sections where the commoners unleashed their frustrations…..on each other.

Stone Cold Steve Boston was NOT happy when that youngster threw his $12 Coors Light directly at his grizzled face.

Can’t say I blame him. Dude probably had to get up early to work his ass off at a contracting job in Danviz so he could pay off the student loan debt his daughter accrued because she went to Emuhsin instead of Salem State, and this youngster wanted to get gully with him.

Guarantee that kid lives paycheck to paycheck, has no savings, and is six days late on his rent because he drained his savings account to pay for those tickets.

Normally I’d say it’s fair game to punch someone in the face if they throw a beer at you, but Stone Cold Steve Boston definitely a willing participant leading up to that broo-ha-ha, and safe to assume all parties involved are just dreadful to be around at a game.

Next thing you Stone Cold Steve Boston tackles him, but gets taken by surprise when the kid gives him the Peabody Pretzel.

Gotta wrap up. Ten years ago he would’ve had him, but the poor guy probably hasn’t gotten in a bahh fight since Tommy Sullivan started running his cock kisser at Sissy K’s back in 98.

Meanwhile their friends are on the stairs awkwardly looking at each other and asking, “so…..does this mean we have to fight too?”

Of course the answer was yes. Now, you would think that the guy three steps up would have the obvious advantage. But homeboy in the t-shirt came to do two things – watch the worst call in the history of the Stanley Cup Finals, and get his shirt torn off by some dude with a neckbeard. And he already saw the worst call in the history of the Stanley Cup Finals.

Finally the combatants are broken apart and you can see security making their way up to the the top row where they keep savages from Quincy who are only at the game because their buddy from work knows this guy who works fuh ticket mastahhh. Stone Cold Steve Boston saw them coming and had to get one last noogie in like Pedro did to Zimmahhh back in ought three.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you blow you $300 tickets, and $12 worth of beer in 45 seconds.

Bruins in 7. No doubt about it. That missed call was the best thing that ever happened to this team. Pray for St. Louis. God loves us more.

This might be a longshot, but can we get any names on these goons? They all seem like real winners. I’m sure they’ve got wide open social media pages and plenty of Google trophies we can enjoy looking through. Email [email protected] if you got it.

 

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47 Comment(s)
  • Randall Guy
    June 10, 2019 at 10:32 am

    Why cant white people fight?

    • Well, No Shit
      June 10, 2019 at 4:29 pm

      OK, I’ll play along.

      Why can’t white people fight?

  • Springfeel
    June 8, 2019 at 9:33 am

    Me and Sully went to the gahhden but couldn’t get tickets, so we went to Hahp and got fucked up.

  • The angry taint
    June 7, 2019 at 9:08 pm

    Non city cucks being typical cunty sports fans

    • tough mutha fukah
      June 8, 2019 at 4:24 pm

      the guy in the camo shirt is a fag, i’d knock him out with a shot to the temple in about 4 seconds, fucking dickless cocksucker fighting with teen fanboys and almost got his weak ass kicked. I’ll fight anyone of you weak bitches PM me bitches

      • Greg
        June 9, 2019 at 12:47 am

        You say that behind a keyboard with my dick up your ass.

        • randall Guy
          June 10, 2019 at 7:17 am

          faggot

        • Greg
          June 10, 2019 at 7:19 am

          I’d also enjoy a dick in my mouth

          • Greg
            June 10, 2019 at 5:49 pm

            Several dicks in my ass too.

  • I will smash u
    June 7, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    Lil bitch punk probably got free tickets from his home boss.big guy was right.sleeper hold.old school. 1 on one he would have creamed him.fukin lol bitch

  • Rodney
    June 7, 2019 at 6:00 pm

    I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out !!

  • Go Yanks
    June 7, 2019 at 5:23 pm

    I’m not going to lie. That video is made me drop creamys

  • Ijits at the Garden
    June 7, 2019 at 5:00 pm

    You don’t have to answer. Just be honest with yourself. Is there that much daylight between a ratchet and 90% of hockey fans?

    • Ryan
      June 8, 2019 at 5:33 am

      *90% Boston fans

  • z
    June 7, 2019 at 12:50 pm

    I was at Yankee Stadium in the 80s. During the game a fight breaks out on the 2nd deck on the steps.
    One guy was “This” close to going over the railing and going splat on the people below. I think more fans were looking at the fight than the game.

    Only time I was ever there. Went by Peter Pan Bus. Bus has Mass. plates. Red Sox game. Yankee fans were pounding on the bus and throwing cans of beer at the bus as the bus was negotiating it’s way to a parking spot where there was a lot of warehouses.

    A lifetime of memories.

  • M
    June 7, 2019 at 11:23 am

    Grown men wearing team jerseys and backwards hats, I am totally shocked that they would act like overgrown adolescents and make horses’s asses out of themselves in public.

  • Massholio
    June 7, 2019 at 11:13 am

    Went to a game a couple of months ago. All told paid about $500 for me and my wife to go. Had an awesome time. I usually get into it with my next door neighboor (intentional misspelling) who doesn’t understand the words “trespass” and “get the fuck off my property cunt”. So I’m pretty relaxed come game time.

  • Bret
    June 7, 2019 at 11:12 am

    New England fans…..
    Crying about “bad calls”….
    Lmmfaooo

    Bruins fans are the hockey equivalent of Raiders fans

    • Bob
      June 8, 2019 at 5:37 am

      I woke up yesterday and was like, oh Boston fans bawling about refs??? Wow, that never happens lol.

  • Ed Bassmaster
    June 7, 2019 at 11:10 am

    Homos

    • Y
      June 7, 2019 at 11:46 am

  • ElJefe
    June 7, 2019 at 9:29 am

    “God loves us more.”

    No He doesn’t; you live in the New England area.

    • Go Yanks
      June 7, 2019 at 1:45 pm

      God didn’t love them more at the 2013 Boston Marathon. Did Cambridge get their $2500 back from Dzokhahhhh?

  • Laughing at Don't Snitch Millennial Pussies
    June 7, 2019 at 9:27 am

    Not sure what video you were watching but those two kids got owned by the old guys. Pussy that threw the beer got put on his back and then into a sleeper hold by gramps – and the white t-shirt sucker puncher got knocked on his ass as well. Let that be a lesson to the mob bullies and antifa generation, one-on-one you cowards ain’t shit – even against guys old enough to be your fathers. LOL.

  • Too Many Steves Make a Civilization Crumble
    June 7, 2019 at 9:14 am

    Is Steve the same loser who attacked the kids in the fast food joint a few blogs ago? If not the same guy, the same circling the drain life story.

  • Captain Trips
    June 7, 2019 at 9:06 am

    What the video needs is a blow by blow by a wrestling announcer.

  • Hockey Fans Are Eternal Losers
    June 7, 2019 at 7:29 am

    This article completely changes my perception of hockey and it’s erudite fans. I’m going to bring my wife and kids to a game and make sure to sit in the Rhodes Scholar section up top.

    Let’s face it, hockey is for losers, has always been for losers, and will always be a way of reducing losers’ numbers on the streets during the games. If only the cops could wait at the upper deck exits with stun guns and hammers. The collective IQ of Boston would go up each time.

    • Ogie
      June 7, 2019 at 8:55 am

      you and your husband can continue to watch soccer, just dont forget your fanny pack’s and sun screen

      • Ogie Swallows in The Garden Mens Room
        June 7, 2019 at 9:09 am

        I’m not gay dumbass. But I seem to have hit a nerve.

        I went to a New England Revolution game last year for the first time since 1999. Good thing there were no sharp objects around. I would have slit my wrists to escape the tedium. MLS has declined so much I’d rather watch a HS game.

        I’ll bet Ogie is one of those flabby tough guy wannabes just off camera getting a semi while the monkeys swing at each other.

        • Is Watching Mens' Body Building Your Cup of Tea?
          June 7, 2019 at 9:38 am

          Not gay, huh? Where did Ogie say you were gay? He inferred you were a pussy that preferred watching men run around in tight shorts. Obviously he nailed it.

          Looks like it’s Ogie that touched a nerve. Come out of the closet – even your wife and kids know the truth about Dad.

          • bloop
            June 7, 2019 at 11:27 am

            Hey dummy, since reading comprehension can be difficult for some, I’ll help you out. Follow along:

            “I’m going to bring my wife and kids……” – Hockey Fan…

            “you and your husband ” – Ogie

            Does that make it easier to understand or are you too busy fisting yourself to your Franco Columbo posters?

            Sounds like you’re a gayball friend

          • Is Watching Mens' Body Building Your Cup of Tea?
            June 9, 2019 at 11:02 am

            Hey Bloop – sorry I touched a nerve and triggered your inner moron. Taking brain dead reading comprehension tips from an obvious window licker such as yourself would be akin to defending a stranger on a comment board because you identify as an illiterate grade school dropout and a lover of oiled-up men in Speedos. Have you told your therapist where Daddy used to touch you?

        • Dicky Retardo
          June 7, 2019 at 2:47 pm

          Oh, I BET you’d rather watch a high school game, you pedo.

  • Macmanus from Brockvegas
    June 7, 2019 at 7:11 am

    Omfg this blog is fucking GOLD! I can’t stop laughing. I can’t wait to see who these losahs ah in a follow up blog.
    Well done!

  • Well, No Shit
    June 7, 2019 at 6:56 am

    All of these hardo retards should be rounded up and shot in the fucking head.

    People can’t even go to a hockey game and enjoy themselves without a group of animals, like these morons, being stupid? Fuck that.

    Just kill yourselves, you useless pieces of shit.

    • Well, No Shit
      June 8, 2019 at 10:49 am

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

      Three downvoting butthurt faggots.

      You’re either;
      A) Some of the fucking choades in the video
      B) Friends or family members of the fucking choades in the video
      C) Admirers of the fucking choades in the video.

      Either way, you can kill yourselves, too. Worthless pieces of dog shit.

  • Richyrich
    June 7, 2019 at 6:06 am

    “The Peabody Pretzel” lol. Can’t stop laughing about that

  • Harry Richard
    June 7, 2019 at 6:02 am

    Cam have a salad

    Jesus

    Maga

    • Turtz McGurtz
      June 7, 2019 at 9:17 am

      I was thinking the same. It’s hard watching your heroes get old and fat.
      We’re on to game 6. Go back to 6 D and 12 forwards. There’s plenty of opportunities to score we just have to bury them. And we need something anything from Bergie, Pasta & Krejci.

  • Omgitsjoetime
    June 7, 2019 at 4:43 am

    He had the high ground. Even Darth Vader knows you can’t attack someone with the high ground…

    • Obi Wan
      June 7, 2019 at 8:27 am

      Sure Darth Vader knows this but he had to learn that lesson the hard way…….

  • megamortus
    June 7, 2019 at 2:18 am

    This was the most faaaahckin’ dude-guy story evahh written, kid. Died laughing the entire time, braah.

  • Doin the Cam Cam
    June 7, 2019 at 2:05 am

    “Kick his ass Seabass!!”

    • Y
      June 7, 2019 at 10:01 am

      • Everytime.......
        June 7, 2019 at 2:06 pm

        I knew you’d come through!!

        • Y
          June 7, 2019 at 2:19 pm

          Everyone has a role.

        • Y
          June 7, 2019 at 2:20 pm

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