Last night we published a blog identifying the Mustard Meatflap who had a Masshole bitch fit on some poor guy at a Bruin’s game because he didn’t say he was sorry loudly enough for accidentally getting mustard on her hoodrat jacket.
Carey Leone is a 2000 Auburn High School graduate.
And according to her LinkedIn she is the accounting and HR Manager at OnPage Corporation in Waltham.
She also has some interesting credentials in what appear to be completely unrelated fields that she’s allegedly qualified to work in.
Medical assistant, “Microsoft Office Specialist,” business analysis planning, and human resources specialist. She can pretty much do it all, as long as no one gives her a mustard facial.
Where did she acquire all of these skills while working the pole?
The Salter School of course. Is there anything they can’t do?
She also claims to have graduated from Southern New Hampshire University, which some of her coworkers who reached out to us dispute. We’d love to have her on the live show to share her side of the story if she’s interested.
The Mustard Meatflap has jumped around from job to job too, working for seemingly legitimate corporations as an accountant.
How does someone like this get legitimate jobs for legitimate companies? Well, here’s her boyfriend who was at the game with her that night.
David Gordon is the CFO of Aerodyne Research, which begs the question – what’s the point of dating an old dude with gray hair if you’re still sitting in the nosebleed sections of the TD Garden getting mustard facials?
Here’s the fucked up part – he used to be her boss at Vision Government Solutions.
Check out the recommendation he gave her.
See that? That’s why #MeToo was a thing. Because of douchebags like David Gordon.
Makes me sick just reading that.
“constantly looking to expand her responsibilities.”
Oh yea, she was expanding her responsibilities alright.
“able to handle those additional tasks without issue.”
If there’s one thing Centerfolds alumni know how to do, it’s multitask.
“Her product was always reliable.”
Oh, I bet it was. I’m sure your product was even more enjoyable for her.
And then this is the really fucked up part.
“I promoted her twice during this period from staff accountant to senior staff accountant to accounting manager.”
This is sexual harassment. It’s grounds for termination. The fact that this man is a CFO of a company like Aerodyne Research is a black eye for them. The message that’s being sent here is clear – if you date David Gordon you’ll be promoted. This woman acts like trash in public, and has a long and documented history of it. Imagine working your ass off at this company and watching this skag get a job over you? You cannot possibly tell me that she should’ve received two promotions in such a short amount of time. How many more qualified candidates or employees were passed over in favor of the woman who was sleeping with the CFO? Feel free to contact Aerodyne and ask them for yourself.
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She was cute in high school. She shouldn’t smile for pictures if you ask me. It’s not the right look for her. If the boob job is true, she should focus on the cleavage she paid for, not the teeth she didn’t.
As my brother posted before me….yes, she is cunt. Living with this reincarnation of the antichrist tortured my siblings and I for years. Thankyou to everyone and @TurtleBoySports for exposing this ugly bitch!!!! #Sicilian
I just saw this shit on top buzz video?
People love stealing your articles.
I just found out WTF is the douchebags lawn jockey boyfriend
He’s pissed off that she’s been sucking the old white guys little cocktail weenie
This disgusting pig was upset by someone getting cheese on her rag of a jacket
Think how upset her and her dildo boyfriend are going to be on Monday when thier companies are overwhelmed with phone calls and emails looking for comments on this story
Funny how she’s all tough and mouthy about making the poor guy “shit his pants” and calling him a pussy online until she starts feeling the blowback. She’s all ghetto and she means business until she realized she got the attention she wanted and found out about the ramifications of being a douche bag .
NOW she wants reason and thoughtful discourse, NOW she wants a quiet, dignified discussion.
Fuck her and her loser friends defending her on here.
I’d consider letting her put tulips on my organ.
She blew me and my buddy for some coke when she was a dancer at Centerfolds, never complained about the facial back then. Maybe the guy just needed to give her a little booger sugar and a cock in her mouth and she would shut up
Isn’t it sweet
I’m getting sick and tired of watching you ruin people’s lives, Mr. High and Mighty Better Than Everyone Else. You are one sick little turd. I honestly hope you get taken down and go out of business and have to get a real job.
Suck it! This woman deserves to be outed. She is a total derelict who swore and ranted – in public – at a man bc he made a mistake. She gets what she deserves.
Keep it moving if you don’t like it
Who the fuck are you? The turd’s brother-in-law?
does Carey still swallow? Turtletwit didn’t ruin her life, it was her choice to lead the life of a common street walker. Now shut your pie hole or face the wrath of the warriors of 120 Gaslight drive. You pick your nose and eat it
No, Carey, I’m just a guy who shits on cancel culture cunts, like you. Good luck finding a new job. All tough and hardcore until you aren’t, right?
The only one sick is your mother
She got an upset stomach after eating three of my loads last night
That actually goes to your character more than mine, that you would have sex with an old fat 84 yr old, now sit down and shut the fuck up
She told me you were the best she ever had
Jeez Louise, somebody is damn fighting mad, Friday night and into this morning.
But I think I know who this; this has to be Joe Orga! Has to be!
You got burnt to a crisp by Bristol Crew, build a bridge and get over it.
Are you sore you had to work the Orange Julius stand on Black Friday or something? All those crowds, I’d be mad too.
his own career was over a long time ago, because of one stupid mistake, so I think he gets some sort of twisted pleasure out of ruining other people’s careers now, it’s pretty obvious
At least he once had a career
Are you still working the perfume counter at Target?
I can see you’re probably sore from having your chimp boyfriends dick up your ass
That wasn’t mustard on those dollar bills thrown your way…
If your worried about not having a winter coat you must be sucking the wrong dick.
Your father should have taught you how to use pronouns.
You are grammatically clueless.
Here is some help
You are or you’re not the possesive pronoun your.
Wow she came a long way from her high school days when she used to bang 40 year old dominican dudes from Worcester for coke, now shes banging 60 year old white dudes for jobs! Good for her!
She’s an HR manager?! Wow! Must be fine working with her. HR is the most cunty/boring position in any corporation.
She should be fired ASAP. Conduct. Let’s be like cancel culture bitches and bombard OnPage demanding her termination.
“….until l went all Sicilian…”
What a racist pig. Hey Carey, see U next Tuesday!!!
Hey David Gordon
I hope she washed her mouth out with acetone before she put her tongue down your throat
After her having her tongue up her chimpanzee boyfriends asshole and all
Hey just sayin
Just because she’s a stripper and a prostitution sucked a few black dicks and licked a few spades assholes doesn’t mean she’s not a true professional and a top notch HR person
“I fucked every mud and bad boy in the tri state area; but now I want to be respectable and go mainstream and live in a McMansion”
Too late sweets. In the internet era, your past follows you wherever you go.
Now go back to the strip club, and stop trying to fool people into thinking you’ve only been fucked by one guy before you met your current boyfriend.
Get back to your real job of stripping and whoring on Mattapan Square. Thanks
Former stripper. Tells me all I need to know:
Been fucked a lot
How can there be a discussion of this boss and subordinate situation without the best phrase ever to be expressed on this website. .. ….. THE BOSS SAUCE…..
She’s the kind of chick that someone needs to:
Charm her; then fuck her in every position; then harm her. I mean beat the living fuck out of her.
I want to see her walking like a penguin, with no teeth.
Come on guys. step on up! Make daddy proud!
Jesus Christ. It’s the classy Turtleboy followers like you that help to make this site a fucking, gossip-rag joke.
never use the Lord’s name in vain!
Hey Carey, here’s a tip from old Uncle Al, not quite as profound as some of my other material but even Babe Ruth didn’t hit a home run every time.
Anyhow, if you don’t act like a humongous cunt, the nobody will make videos of you acting like a humongous cunt. Pretty cool idea there huh?
Sorry Al, but according to me, E+ Multi positions squared. E=MP2
Squared of course would be one of my slower nights; I usually go for 4 or more at once
You do the math, and pass the antiviral meds to me please
I bet all the CPAs in the accounting department were real happy to get a mouthy ex-stripper as their new boss.
I am just smitten with the feisty Carey. “It’s in my hair, on my coat, on my shirt.” I’m sure this is not the first time she uttered those words.
Go watch some porn and fuck off you creepy fuck
Nor will it be the last.
Holy chompers. She probably sounds like Mr. Ed feeding on oats when she chews. I’m guessing she’s disappointed hundreds of men with horrifically toothy blowjobs..
Holiday gift idea: Louis Vuitton Feed Bag.
I apologize for the actions of my girlfriend. She is going through menopause and has been taking male hormones in an effort to balance out her emotions. That’s why she sounds like a dude.
This ugly ass whore has some city miles for being under 40. Looked like a cunt in high school too
“Trying to ruin people on social media because of a little mustard argument?”
Yes, really. You can’t humiliate, berate and bully a person because you brushed into his mustard. She also exacerbated it by twatting about it after. Dummy.
It wasn’t an argument. An argument is 2-sided. If she were a man – this would make headlines.
Carey — enjoy umemployment! You’re officially black-listed and I couldn’t be happier.
Some broad gets mustard on her coat, goes ballistic.
One article was fun.
There is some juicy news out of Springfield involving the Mayor’s PR person.
Happened last week.
From TB ?? *Crickets*
You guys are spending way to much time picking the low hanging fruit these days.
Come on, Unk TB !!
Let’s get back to the reporting that made TB what it was.
My goodness you’re stupid. You hire her if you think it’s not such a big deal.
I always enjoy your commentary, and usually find you quite amusing. Did I strike a nerve?
I was merely noting that bigger news items seem to be overlooked for the low hanging fruit
Just because I may not agree with something you like, does it deserve a “get fucked”?
Seriously, you are starting to sound like the SJW snowflakes we both abhor. If they disagree, they can’t have civil discourse. They have hissy fits
I just hope this isn’t the measure of your true character, and that you are just having a bad day
You bring up a dumb point. You’re complaining it’s “low-hanging fruit”, when actually it’s pretty relevant. If a man berated and bullied a woman like she did to him – he would have been escorted out the building or had the shit kicked out of him (rightfully).
Your arguing a “fallacy of relative privation (“not as bad as”) – dismissing an argument or complaint due to the existence of more important problems in the world, regardless of whether those problems bear relevance to the initial argument. “. Lazy thinking and I don’t care if you like me or not. Calling me an SJW doesn’t make sense nor does it change my opinion.
Then I shall agree to disagree. See? Wasn’t that easy?
Hugs and kisses,
Lord Gort please thank your mother for letting me give her a facial last night
My mother died 2 months ago, you insensitive putz.
That’s so sad, now eat a bag of used tampons
This Dave asshole is fucked
Imagine him going into work Monday and having to deal with all the fall out from this pig fucker
Chick that will grow into a cock can be spotted the very day it hatches. —
Get fucked poser
“To talk much and arrive nowhere is the same as climbing a tree to catch a fish.”
Leave the poor guy alone, she was doing things to him that he hasn’t had done in years I don’t blame him a bit
How do mediocre, skeezebag white strippers have knack for finding sugar daddy jobs outside of stripping, while also still being huge pieces of shit? Asking for a friend.
Well if they weren’t shithead skanks, then they wouldn’t be strippers.
They’d be home barefoot and pregnant and taking care of their whyte children and making good mothers.
Maybe they’d be barefoot and pregnant, but they wouldn’t be taking care of their kids, black OR white.
Then they wouldn’t be your mother.
’cause I’d be happy to beat up on you some more.
Dont let them drag you down Carey you earned every bit of those promotions
Ummm, easy Unk…some of these comments about bosses and promotions are pushing the envelope litigiously. If you want to know if she graduated from college, do the groundwork yourself and don’t rely on here say to fill up a slow news day. This is the third blog you’ve written about mouthy mustard in three days. We don’t care about her that much. You got that much money for lawsuits?
Time to go Christmas shopping with the kids and let this shit go.
Breathe in the good journalism air. Count to three and blow out the shit blogger air. Repeat.
It says she’s experienced and focused
The only thing this skank is experienced and focused on us sucking cocks and balls
That savage BURN is gonna hurt come winter…
Oh, and LOL.
If they’re Hillary/Warren supporters this is ALL fair game.
If they’re Trump supporters I disavow them. But I doubt they are.
What kind of company is on page that would have this ugly douchebag as HR manager
I was a bouncer at Matthews where she stripped
I wonder if David the asshole Gordon knows she used to get picked up after work by a big lawn jockey who she would go down on in the parking lot
“Cement Yard N*******” as Daniel Carver would put it?
Totally agree. Like I’ve never promoted somebody for a “roll on the road”? Ever been to a trade show and conferences? Far away city, dinner and booze on the company, private hotel rooms. Yep. It happens.
Love that awkward greeting in the cafeteria when you’re back.
Fake degrees are a dime a dozen. I would check to make sure that accounting degree from SNHU is even real.
That tall drip of water, the Chancellor on the TV commercials, a dopey woke bastard, has built a sleepy institution into a very effective separator of money from the underclass, all in the name of education and self betterment. That his wife is a drunken slut that he goes home to after diddling undergraduate boys all day is the worst kept secret on campus. And somebody please tell me why the lesser Saudi’s royals have a franchise there. Look like terrorists awaiting the go signal.
Whenever I see that smug con artist’s commercial on TV I want to puke. You are right. The entire grift (not unique to SNHU) is to fool gullible blue collar people into parting with money they don’t have (non-dischargeable student loan debt). He should be strung up by his testicles if he has any.
SNHU = Utterly worthless “degrees”
I loath that asshole.
Social Media is Cancer
If you dig a little deeper on this you may find that their relationship started after she was hired so he was “asked” to move on.
Judging from the pictures alone, not the audio of her cuntrageous meltdown, I would place my product into her repeatedly. I would then creampie her, leave her leakin, and exit stage right pronto.
If I were that dude, I would pound her out maybe once or twice more and ghost her.
The bad medicine drum is talking, and it says Too Late, Nathan…TOO LATE…
He’s fucked now, she’ll nail him for sexual harassment and get drowned in a MeeToo’nami
Fucking idiot, never shit where you eat.
David Gordon enjoys blowing lines of viagra and then having that snaggle toothed whore sharpen her fangs on his artificial boner
Well assuming she has all those certifications…..which are all real things that actually do get you pay raises……
Sounds like she is a successful woman with a dirty mouth who is probably a good time in the sack
Lock her in a room with Brett Kavanaugh for a good old fashioned COCKRAPE!!!!
Seriously, this is what this site has become? Trying to ruin people on social media because of a little mustard argument? WTF, you used to occasionally rail against hypocrites in power, now its let try and crush anyone we can.
Really weak stuff.
Sometimes when you live by the sword, you die by it too. Enjoy your cancel culture!
If you don’t like it, simply fuck off.
Oh STFU lmao…. if that was a guy doing the same shit to a woman he would be all over the local news right now and his job would be good as gone.
And imagine if the guy were black? This woman would be all over national news as a Trump supporting white supremacists and people like liz warren and AOC would be demanding her job be taken away.
Want to act like a fucking idiot in public in 2019? Don’t be mad at the consequences.
Right on. Preach it Brother.
These fucking cuts are gonna learn what it’s like to be Equal.
You’re upset because your mother also blew her way to the top
After the turkey yesterday your mother cleaned the dingle Berries out of my ass hair with her tongue
Thank her please
The only weak stuff was the hand job your elderly mother gave me last night while she had the tip of her tongue up my ass
You fucking tool
we’re seeing a pattern here with you and fat elderly people, not a good look my friend