Last night we published a blog identifying the Mustard Meatflap who had a Masshole bitch fit on some poor guy at a Bruin’s game because he didn’t say he was sorry loudly enough for accidentally getting mustard on her hoodrat jacket.
Carey Leone is a 2000 Auburn High School graduate.
And according to her LinkedIn she is the accounting and HR Manager at OnPage Corporation in Waltham.
She also has some interesting credentials in what appear to be completely unrelated fields that she’s allegedly qualified to work in.
Medical assistant, “Microsoft Office Specialist,” business analysis planning, and human resources specialist. She can pretty much do it all, as long as no one gives her a mustard facial.
Where did she acquire all of these skills while working the pole?
The Salter School of course. Is there anything they can’t do?
She also claims to have graduated from Southern New Hampshire University, which some of her coworkers who reached out to us dispute. We’d love to have her on the live show to share her side of the story if she’s interested.
The Mustard Meatflap has jumped around from job to job too, working for seemingly legitimate corporations as an accountant.
How does someone like this get legitimate jobs for legitimate companies? Well, here’s her boyfriend who was at the game with her that night.
David Gordon is the CFO of Aerodyne Research, which begs the question – what’s the point of dating an old dude with gray hair if you’re still sitting in the nosebleed sections of the TD Garden getting mustard facials?
Here’s the fucked up part – he used to be her boss at Vision Government Solutions.
Check out the recommendation he gave her.
See that? That’s why #MeToo was a thing. Because of douchebags like David Gordon.
Makes me sick just reading that.
“constantly looking to expand her responsibilities.”
Oh yea, she was expanding her responsibilities alright.
“able to handle those additional tasks without issue.”
If there’s one thing Centerfolds alumni know how to do, it’s multitask.
“Her product was always reliable.”
Oh, I bet it was. I’m sure your product was even more enjoyable for her.
And then this is the really fucked up part.
“I promoted her twice during this period from staff accountant to senior staff accountant to accounting manager.”
This is sexual harassment. It’s grounds for termination. The fact that this man is a CFO of a company like Aerodyne Research is a black eye for them. The message that’s being sent here is clear – if you date David Gordon you’ll be promoted. This woman acts like trash in public, and has a long and documented history of it. Imagine working your ass off at this company and watching this skag get a job over you? You cannot possibly tell me that she should’ve received two promotions in such a short amount of time. How many more qualified candidates or employees were passed over in favor of the woman who was sleeping with the CFO? Feel free to contact Aerodyne and ask them for yourself.
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