We’ve got a lot of new readers here at Turtleboy Sports, but we’ve been writing these blogs for a while a while now. If you’re a dude there’s a 95% chance you’re reading this from the can right now. If you’re a girl, it’s more like 10%, because you people are in and out of that room faster than I thought was possible.
Apparently the Worcester ones are the biggest hits, so I thought I’d take a moment to share some of the more popular blogs we’ve written. We’ve written over 500 blogs so I’d hate to see anyone have to scroll through all of them to find more of Worcester’s finest. Here they are…
Remember when they wanted to bury Terrorist #1’s body in Worcester? Remember when every idiot from Worcester, and several other morons from outside of Worcester showed up at the funeral home to protest the fact that they were gonna bury him here? Because it matters where a dead body is decomposed by bugs. Right. Remember when the greatest American who ever lived, Uncle Ruslan showed up IN WORCESTER?? We were on that.
Remember when Obama came to Worcester and it got tons of people to say really stupid shit on Facebook? Here are the Turtleboy Sports Top 10 Moronic Comments from the Obama visit.
Remember when Worcester product and Kansas point guard Naadir Tharpe took a naked selfie with a married woman and we blogged about it and then the state of Kansas got mad at me? That was fun.
Or when the “knockout game” game to Worcester?
Or when Margee Pesikov made a “10 Things I hate about Worcester” video, and then she got Turtelboyed?
Or when some guy we know interviewed the glorious hippies protesting the Obama graduation because he doesn’t smoke enough weed?
Then there was the infamous RMV/Main South safari blog. This one was apparently controversial and “racist” because we had the nerve to suggest that people should be working at 1 PM on a Wednesday instead of standing on Main Street topless or watching traffic from a beach chair.
Or when then heroin epidemic came to Worcester and moron commenters thought we should take all the “junkies” and put them in a zoo for our amusement.
Then there was that guy Carlton Laporte who led a crusade for me to fire myself as President of Turtleboy Sports.
Boston Globe troll Dan Shaughnessy claimed this summer that the Little League World Series exploits children and we shouldn’t watch it. So of course we got a hold of four, now grown adults, who played for Worcester’s 2002 LLWS finalist team, their coach, and two players from their opponent from Louisville KY. We interviewed all of them to prove that we were right and Shaughnessy was wrong. He apologized on 98.5 the Sports Hub and read this blog on the air.
And who can forget the most epic Facebook post ever. A long-winded rant from a woman who REALLY hates the Super Chinese Buffet on Main Street. I dare you to try to interpret what the hell this woman was trying to say.
And lastly, a relatively new one. A week or so ago the Worcester Police Internal Affairs did an Ask Me Anything hour on Facebook. The questions asked by Worcester’s biggest geniuses were as priceless as you would have guessed.
We got tons more where that came from. Oh yea, and if you like sports we do that too. We have a partnership with WEEI, and we do podcasts on there. Dennis and Callahan are pretty big supporters of ours, and vice versa. We used to be regulars on 98.5 the Sports Hub, but the Marc “the Hippopotamus” Bertrand got us blacklisted from Felger and Mazz. Anyway, thanks for stopping by and joining the Turtleboy Sports Revolution. Hope you enjoy riding the turtle with us!!!