Voting is completed in the first round of ratchet madness and here are our 8 final ratchets who have advanced to the second round.
Damn you all to Hell for voting out Momma Deep Throat. She was my choice to beat Rachael Rollins in this bracket, but alas she is eliminated. For those keeping track at home these were the 10 most dominant ratchets of round 1:
Time for Round 2 in the Guttermuppet Region. Vote for which 4 ratchets should advance to the Sweet 16. Links to relevant blogs are in their names, and for a bulleted list of their ratchet resumes click here.
1. Mike Giannetti vs. 9. Eric Matlock
9. Eric Matlock
4. Beast Lightning vs. 12. Concord Kiddie Connoisseur
6. Debbie Does Duckface vs. 14. Mannsfield Antifa Teacher
2. Quincy Taco Tickler vs. 7. BLT-123 Blimpnado
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