Smiles And Sunshine

2021 Ratchet Madness Guttemuppet Region Round 2

 

Voting is completed in the first round of ratchet madness and here are our 8 final ratchets who have advanced to the second round.

Damn you all to Hell for voting out Momma Deep Throat. She was my choice to beat Rachael Rollins in this bracket, but alas she is eliminated. For those keeping track at home these were the 10 most dominant ratchets of round 1:

Time for Round 2 in the Guttermuppet Region. Vote for which 4 ratchets should advance to the Sweet 16. Links to relevant blogs are in their names, and for a bulleted list of their ratchet resumes click here.

 

1. Mike Giannetti vs. 9. Eric Matlock

1. Mike Giannetti

 

9. Eric Matlock

 

 

 

4. Beast Lightning vs. 12. Concord Kiddie Connoisseur

4. Beast Lightning

 

12. Concord Kiddie Conniseur

 

 

 

 

6. Debbie Does Duckface vs. 14. Mannsfield Antifa Teacher

6. Debbie Does Duckface

 

14. Mansfield Antifa Teacher

 

 

 

2. Quincy Taco Tickler vs. 7. BLT-123 Blimpnado

2. Quincy Taco Tickler

 

7. BLT-123 Blimpnado

 

 

 

 

 

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26 Comment(s)
  • Exclusive! Jules new guy is not white
    April 12, 2021 at 4:58 pm

    Ask Aidan what color his “wife’s” new man is.
    Clue: not white.

    • Linda
      April 12, 2021 at 5:59 pm

      Why don’t you just tell us?

  • Krispen Wah
    April 12, 2021 at 11:14 am

    Its gonna have to be Gianetti vs beast lightning vs mansfield sailboat arms- triple threat match— in a cage(taxpayer funded).

    Gianetti will livestream it
    Beast will eat it
    Sailboat arms will cry on it.

    We will all be privy to masturbatory levels of optics.

  • Honky class of 76
    April 12, 2021 at 10:41 am

    Negroes are demanding justice for the latest porch monkey shot down. LMFAO

  • Boston Irish
    April 12, 2021 at 10:36 am

    Everyday at MASS & Cass I see these addicts begging for money. Squeegee man is back too, this is great entertainment. Thanks to Mahhteee the drunk.

  • WOOOHHH!
    April 12, 2021 at 9:59 am

    How could anyone not vote for our Jill in this round? A shitty public school teacher who couldn’t care less about children’s’ education and a member of a terror group to boot. Championship material.

    Jill is the Ric Flair of ratchets.

  • Police are Looking For 2 Men, I men AKA Black Savages Again
    April 12, 2021 at 9:41 am

    Wow, who would have believed that the 2 suspects in the 5 Newton home invasions over the weekend were black savages.
    It was so great to see the glob release the pictures and blur the faces and then not even mention the race.

    • Retards everywhere
      April 12, 2021 at 11:18 am

      Hahahaha this proves my points on so many levels hahahaha. Still want to defund your police newton?
      How many of those houses do you think had a burn loot murder sign on their fresh cleaned lawns?

  • Disco Inferno
    April 12, 2021 at 9:28 am

    Nogs be chimpin out in Prince”s hometown because another black felon was shot playin monkey games.
    Burn baby burn

    So tired of feral primates

    • Chestnut hill mall on route 9 used to be #1 place for car theft. Who can guess why
      April 13, 2021 at 6:55 am

      He was a jailbird wanted on a warrant for resisting arrest in possession of an unlicensed handgun, and resisted arrest yet again by jumping into his car and trying to drive away despite 15 verbal commands to stop. Because he allegedly told ma on his phone he was only stopped because of air fresheners hanging from his mirror, the media across the globe has reported this as factual and has even included it in the headlines.

  • NEGROLOGY 101
    April 12, 2021 at 9:17 am

    A band of marauding NEGROES are robbing and destroying another city.
    Police can not engage or arrest any lawless NEGRO for any reason.
    They have to do this, not for personal gain. They do this to relieve their pain. Not for the free alcohol, not for the free merchandise. But to show the world how a scofflaw NEGRO can inspire his people. To dance on police cars and to destroy innocent business owners lives. Because lawlessness and violence is they communicate.
    CHIMP OUT

    • Metal better than rubber
      April 12, 2021 at 9:25 am

      Cops and National Guard just need to replace their rubber bullets with .223 hollow points. No more organ grinders jumping on cop cars.

  • Karen of All Karens
    April 12, 2021 at 8:47 am

    Mansfield Antifa Teacher’s latest antics must be considered in current voting. I had Rollins running away with this region until I saw the update this past weekend.

    I cannot believe she has not lost her job yet and why any parent in that school system is not forcing the issue. If I found out my kids were in her class I would be at that school immediately asking for her to be removed.

  • Back in Black
    April 12, 2021 at 8:45 am

    CHICAGO — Three people were killed and at least 17 others hurt in shootings across Chicago over the weekend.

    Three people have been killed and sixteen others wounded in shootings across Chicago so far this weekend.

    Crickets. Meanwhile, one scofflaw monkey gets iced in Minneapolis and the chimpout is stuff of legends. Right down to the obligatory looting of 20 local business. Because that makes a difference.

    Black Lives Matter is a terrorist organization whose main purpose is using selected incidents in the news to justify shooting fireworks, jumping up and down on cop cars and stealing liquor and television sets. FUCK BLM.

    • Cottonmouth
      April 12, 2021 at 10:53 am

      I love these updates!! Straight to point, no fucking around. Keep ‘em coming.

    • I'm bo jiden and I um yeah um jill
      April 12, 2021 at 11:25 am

      But, but, but, they have some of the strictest most common of not so common sense gun laws, how could this beeeee?
      Could it be because no matter what criminals will always find guns and that these not so common sense common sense gun laws are only in place because leftists are scared people are going to have enough of the bullshit and use those guns against them? I fucking think so!

      An armed society is a very polite society. It’s so simple to understand even a caveman could do it

  • Kates Krusty Klam
    April 12, 2021 at 8:04 am

    JaJa could have been her

  • Rachael Rollins Albino Lawn Jockey
    April 12, 2021 at 6:20 am

    Etc..Etc..Etc..

  • Rachael Rollins Albino Lawn Jockey
    April 12, 2021 at 6:19 am

    BOSTON — A 73-year-old woman was shot and killed while sitting on her porch Saturday evening in Dorchester, city police and the Suffolk County District Attorney said. That woman has since been identified as Delois Brown, 73, of Dorchester.

    That shooting took place just before 6 p.m. in the area of 19 Olney St. in the neighborhood. No arrests have been made.

    City officials shared their outrage about the shooting as they spoke to media on Saturday night.

    • honky
      April 12, 2021 at 8:17 am

      The solution to stopping violence?

      Lock up all the negroes and throw away the key. Problem solved!

      • I'm bo jiden and I approve this message jillll where is that teen vogue magazine and my puddin pop
        April 12, 2021 at 11:28 am

        Lock them up and throw away the key? When where and who’s paying for it? Did you think this through or did the heat of the moment distort your thinking meat?
        You spelled; ship them all back one way wrong but I fixed it for ya

  • Rachael Rollins Albino Lawn Jockey
    April 12, 2021 at 6:16 am

    Crowds of mourners and protesters gathered in a Minnesota city where the family of a 20-year-old man say he was shot by police before getting back into his car and driving away, then crashing several blocks away. The family of Daunte Wright said he was later pronounced dead.

    The death sparked protests in Brooklyn Center into the early hours of Monday morning as Minneapolis was already on edge and midway through the trial of the first of four police officers in George Floyd’s death. Brooklyn Center is a city of about 30,000 people located on the northwest border of Minneapolis.

  • Rachael Rollins Albino Lawn Jockey
    April 12, 2021 at 6:07 am

    BOSTON — Community leaders are demanding action be taken following a wave of violence along the Mass and Cass corridor. There have been at least 10 stabbings, two murders and a shooting in the last three and a half weeks.

    The city has temporarily closed the comfort station on Atkinson Street due to the recent violent activity. Neighbors said hundreds of people continue to pour into the area daily from across the state.

    Many have noticed a pattern of increasingly aggressive behavior from some of those congregated at Massachusetts Avenue and Melnea Cass Boulevard.

  • Judge dread
    April 12, 2021 at 2:54 am

    Is it just me or do these ratchets look like total freak shows? I know it is round 2 but wow.

  • Captain Ahab
    April 12, 2021 at 12:18 am

    I can’t unsee Blimpnado….

  • Sources tell us Rian donated to the gofundme, to sue TB
    April 12, 2021 at 12:15 am

    Sources tell us even Rian contributed once he found put about a possible suit. Betcha my 5 bucks he will sue for sure.
    Damn, come to think of it, I would donate to his gofundme, to sue TB for his gofundme.

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