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Debbie Does Duckface Writes Ratchet Manifesto On Facebook After Making Bail For Killing Man In Cranston, Running To Arizona, Offering Blowjobs For Cashapp Donos

 

ABC 6: Warwick police announced the arrest of the driver involved in a hit-and-run on Airport Road in December. Skyla Gilroy, 20, of Cranston was arrested by U.S. Marshals in Surprise, Arizona on February 12. Gilroy was turned over to Warwick Police by the RI Division of Sheriffs on February 26. The fatal accident happened on December 22, 2020. Donald Boss was struck and killed while walking in front of the Speedway Gas station on Airport Road around 4 a.m. Warwick police said Boss died from his injuries after he was dragged by the 2008 Nissan Rogue. Police said Gilroy immediately fled the scene and left Boss in the road. Gilroy has been charged with duty to stop in accident – resulting in death. She was arraigned in Kent County District Court on Monday. Warwick police said Gilroy is out on $75,000 bail and is scheduled to be seen in court on May 24.

Gonna be hard to keep up with your duck faced selfies in jail without the lip injections.

This is what happens why you name your kid Skyla. It was either this or the day shit at the Cadillac Lounge. That’s just science.

The duckfaced dick washer made bail and the first thing she wisely did after getting let out was take to Facebook, call out all the mofos clout chasing on her name, threaten to “start exposing y’all hoes” for stealing “puff bars” out of her panty cupboard, and vowed to “beat this case.”

Bold move, let’s see how it plays out.

Anyway, somehow this hoodbooger magnet has been on the run for 2 months without getting caught. How did she survive? By hitting up strangers on Facebook and offering them hummers if they hit up her Cashapp.

Love how she assumes this complete stranger is into choking. Under no circumstances has this woman ever not been choked while having sex with someone for $100 on Cashapp.

While on the run for literally killing a man she’s had plenty of time to update her Facebook posts about nails

Fresk kicks

Naked painting night

And ironic things about how you “reap what you sow,” and the importance of not treating people like shit.

Ya know, like running them over with your car and leaving them to die on the side of the road.

When she’s not killing people or drinking $50 DNA slurpies, Skyla can be found threatening to fight pregnant bitches on Facebook.

I for one am shocked this upstanding citizen who freely uses the n word and can’t wait 10 months to fight a pregnant rival because she’ll no longer care by then, would so callously leave a man to die on the side of the road. Daddy must be proud, since he complimented her for how pretty she is while she was a fugitive from justice.

I know, I know. I’m as shocked as you are that this woman spunk vacuum knows who her father is.

Some have suggested that she should not have received bail, since she was found in Arizona and is a flight risk. Others have suggested that she got bail due to her white privilege.

Yea, only white people get $75K bail for hit and run fatalities. Except for this black guy who got $75K for doing the same to a 16 year old, this black woman released on $50K bail for killing an 85 year old woman in a crosswalk, and this black woman released on $100K bail after a fatal hit and run with a motorcyclist. Besides them it’s just white people.

Oh wait, turns out this has nothing to do with race and everything to do with something BLM has been advocating for – “criminal justice reform.” BLM has long wanted to completely eliminate bail because you’re innocent until proven guilty. It’s why the Vice President raised money for a bail fund for rioters. Turns out white people get arrested a lot more often than black people do, and when you reduce penalties and bail for everyone it actually helps more white criminals get out of jail than it does black criminals. Another well thought out idea by Coca Cola’s favorite domestic terrorist group.

Of course if we had a criminal justice that actually kept dangerous criminals behind bars then Skyla would’ve been locked up a long time ago and the deceased would still be alive. A search for her name on the Rhode Island Judicial Portal shows Google trophies for domestic violence in East Providence, A&B and disorderly conduct in Warwick, domestic violence in Cranston, obstructing a police officer in Cranston, violation of a no contact order, shoplifting in Warwick, and a whole bunch of traffic violations ranging from driving without a license, to driving while on the phone, to driving an uninsured vehicle.

 

It’s almost as if this woman was making it clear to the judicial system that she has zero fucks to give and would eventually kill someone if they listened to her court appointed attorneys and kept letting her off for committing serious crimes. But yea, tell me more how we need “criminal justice reform” because not enough dangerous ratchets are wandering the streets.

 

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68 Comment(s)
  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    March 3, 2021 at 9:32 am

    The naked painting with the Jack Daniels Watermelon Punch is too fucking much for me lol

  • Brown Eye
    March 2, 2021 at 9:35 pm

    She’ll have same face on when I give her Cleveland steamer 🙂

  • Jarhead
    March 2, 2021 at 9:16 pm

    hitter in the shitter
    spigger slut

  • Mike Oxlong
    March 2, 2021 at 7:14 pm

    Ugh reading the FB dialogue of this sub-species makes me throw up in my mouth. These combo nig/spics have data plans, really?? Can we just get an exterminator service in to deal w/all of them below a certain income level? This is just gross. Snuff ’em out please so regular society can proceed.

    • Casino Scum
      March 2, 2021 at 8:59 pm

      Ratchets serve a purpose in society, they keep the cops working, jails and detox centers full, mediocre lawyers gain employment representing them as court appointed attorneys. There’s a whole underground economy thriving thanks to Ratchetopia! Oh and the company that mass produces Flat Brimmed Chicago Bulls Hats gets to stay in business. So doesn’t Turtle Boy! We get entertainment!!!! Society needs Ratchets!

  • Aidans Requiem
    March 2, 2021 at 5:46 pm

    ……..you don’t get to treat people like shit and live a happy life………I smell ass pubes a burnin’

  • Captain Trips
    Dr. Fauchy
    March 2, 2021 at 5:22 pm

    There’s spiral shaped bacteria in her coot that hasn’t even been discovered yet!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 2, 2021 at 4:40 pm

    Cmon Man! That’s Maura Healey

  • WeRFucked
    March 2, 2021 at 4:38 pm

    I for one prefer the less slutty looking booking photo.

    WOULD.

  • Andrew Cuomo
    March 2, 2021 at 4:24 pm

    I am thinking of relocating. Seems you have some nice girls in your area.

  • MGTOW TURTLE
    March 2, 2021 at 4:14 pm

    O look another modern wahhmen doing modern wahhmen things.
    How many of you simps were drooling over this bird until you saw what she looked like with no cake up on?
    Bitches gunt is fatter then her ass. She got a front ass and a back gunt.
    If you see a wahhmen who wears that much cake up run!
    There is a reason they wear the cake up it’s to hide all that ugly underneath. Stay away from them all!

  • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
    March 2, 2021 at 3:11 pm

    Sometimes I wonder if you read some of the shit you’re writing about.

  • Confused
    March 2, 2021 at 3:06 pm

    White privelage? She’s white?

  • Bob Murchison
    March 2, 2021 at 3:05 pm

    Honestly,I would let her drop an Eggroll on my chest.

  • Jack Daniels
    March 2, 2021 at 2:53 pm

    Imagine picking her up in some dimly lit bar, taking her home for the night then waking up in the morning to see that thing in the mugshot laying next to you with 8 pounds of makeup smeared on your pillow, make me quit drinking immediately, that’s just brutal.

  • Dick GoZinya
    March 2, 2021 at 2:52 pm

    DNA slurpie. Very good!

  • Genduso's 108th laid
    March 2, 2021 at 2:17 pm

    5 bucks says she will be a special guess and even a contributor, in a year.
    It’s the way Simp likes them: crazy, loose in many ways, including morals, leeches.
    Simp will likely not score, either because his gofundme will not get him to the $100, or because his boyfriend won’t let him.

  • MCG
    March 2, 2021 at 2:06 pm

    All I know is i’m using puff bars & worry about me and mines in conversation any chance I can now.

  • Matty_the_inbred_pug
    March 2, 2021 at 1:42 pm

    I mean I think all bitches who do the duck face are crazy as fuck but I’d fucking hit it!

    Get fucked!
    Mattytheinbreadpug

  • Everything turns dark when you enter the woodchipper
    March 2, 2021 at 1:18 pm

    Feed her in feet first.

  • I never got evicted
    March 2, 2021 at 1:11 pm

    So this dickhead bret says I got evicted, it’s bullshit. I was piping down his gross old lady and he got jealous cause his dick doesn’t work unless there is a broomstick involved. So I decided to go to the closet and his trusty broom. The bitch lost it and told paula she was a cunt. Then we went to dragon 88 and no one showed up. Fucking pussies.

  • Chip Wood
    March 2, 2021 at 12:59 pm

    hey guys help make this go viral before they delete it I walked right into the boston police station in roxbury and smacked a cop across his fucking face embarassed that motherfucker and his lapdog

    fb.com/100053873670542/videos/240595287746259/

  • Jaxxsin
    March 2, 2021 at 12:52 pm

    Parents, you really need to cut the crap with these names that might sound cute or stylish for the first 6 years of life and then become a curse for the next 85.

    • Joe Dirt
      March 2, 2021 at 3:02 pm

      Nah, she’ll be dead with a crack pipe in her hand before she’s 30.

  • XavierParas
    March 2, 2021 at 12:45 pm

    The only part of the story I like is when that douche-tard named Eric St. Peter is called out for suggesting her $75,000 bond was due to White Privilege. LMFAO

    • Chris
      March 2, 2021 at 1:32 pm

      He’s as big of a pc of shit anyone can be. Peddling fake racism for white knight likes on Facebook. Glad it’s all saved forever. Fucking loser.

  • Gangster Talk
    March 2, 2021 at 12:41 pm

    Someone drop her cash app name….for research purposes of course

    • ThatGuy
      March 3, 2021 at 4:33 pm

      She has onlyfans, ask me how I know

  • Reality check
    March 2, 2021 at 12:37 pm

    It seldom ends well when white women hook up with brothers . Don’t get me wrong , as a white male I have no issues with the fat chicks wanting to be in a spike lee film but when decent looking white women go black There’s generally issues . Just ask Nicole Brown Simpson , oh wait you can’t .

  • Spic Tormentor
    March 2, 2021 at 12:30 pm

    Everyone who collects/posts pictures of Nikes should be put on a watch list

    • Spic Tormentor
      March 2, 2021 at 12:57 pm

      Same with everyone that has Metallica tattoos and coaches boys youth wrestling

      • Spic Tormentor
        March 2, 2021 at 1:42 pm

        What did this Matt character do to you? Did he fuck your boyfriend? Are you upset he never put you in erotic wrestling moves? Why so much hate?

        • Spic Tormentor
          March 2, 2021 at 1:47 pm

          Do you really need an explanation? I would probably be a loser racist internet troll too if I looked like this

          • Spic Tormentor
            March 2, 2021 at 2:02 pm

            But you are a racist loser internet troll. The only difference is that you’re unoriginal and you take it seriously. Sad!

          • Dirty Dizio
            March 2, 2021 at 3:42 pm

            Holy shit is that really Matt Dizio from Woburn? I haven’t seen him in years. Last time I saw him he was stumbling out Jake and Joe’s all mad. He was ranting about how he could use the toilet because of all the coke heads and ended up shitting his pants. Most people shit themselves and go away and quickly, quietly and full of shame. Not Diz tho, he was blaming other people for it. He was all messed up tho. Glad to see he’s still doing well. I see him stocking shelves at Target once in awhile but never make eye contact.

          • "DiZ"
            March 2, 2021 at 5:31 pm

            lmao I went to school with him and see him at Target all the time and I also try to avoid eye contact whenever I can haha. any time I accidentally see the guy all he wants to talk about is high school, and his glory days of wrestling.

            last time he was telling me his name is up on the banner at the new boys club because he was a former captain of the wrestling team, and then started reminiscing about some party that happened back in ’99 and all this other shit no one gives a fuck about at all lol. Its pathetically fucking sad and hilarious at the same time.

          • Dizio a full time employee at Target and a part time internet troll.
            March 2, 2021 at 10:24 pm

            What do you think Matt Dizio regrets more getting Metallica tattoos or “trolling people” using fake profiles such as Mark Gibbson, Spic tormentor or , Kay Dulong?

            Last time I checked he wasn’t really in any position to be shitting on anyone.

  • Cunter Biden
    March 2, 2021 at 12:15 pm

    I’d hit it. Fo’ Sho’ !

  • Judge dread
    March 2, 2021 at 12:01 pm

    How many times can you be put on probation? Do they just run concurrently? Wtf is wrong with the RI court system? She should be in jail, period. She is totally going to skip bail.

    • NEGRO CRIME
      March 2, 2021 at 3:16 pm

      Governor Raimondo and Mayor Elorza support NEGRO CRIME. RI legislature is full of house negroes that commit crime.

  • Too Much
    March 2, 2021 at 11:48 am

    Harsh take. What if she’d been taken advantage of and degraded as a minor? What if there were images of her scantily clad teenage self all over Instagram posted by a predator which then attracted more predators to her? This girl is 20 years old and you can plainly see what she thinks about herself. More exposing liberal hypocrisy and less beating up on the already downtrodden.

    • Face Spooger
      March 2, 2021 at 1:52 pm

      Does she still take loads to the face for $40? thats all that really matters.

    • Two-Faced Ratchet
      March 2, 2021 at 3:41 pm

      We should definitely give her a break on murdering an innocent person and callously abandoning them because Uncle Touchy might’ve molested her as a kid.

      Fuck this bitch. You forfeit any empathy from other people when you kill someone and leave them for dead like a heartless piece of shit.

  • Hooked on Ebonics
    March 2, 2021 at 11:41 am

    Perhaps the worst gift to American “culture” that the knee-grows have contributed to, is the complete lack of disregard for grammar, spelling, coherent sentences and diction. I could barely understand what this lovely female was trying to convey on her social media posts. No use of punctation, capital letters or other standard writing rules.

    Dear white people, adopting this ignorant, confusing and low rent way of communicating does not make you cool, woke or any blacker. It just makes you instantly recognizable as a low-life scum.

    • Chris
      March 2, 2021 at 1:35 pm

      Good. Self labeling cretins.

    • Hu Fartted
      March 2, 2021 at 3:07 pm

      That ignorant writing is barely understandable and not worth looking at. Someone needs to create a ghetto to English language conversion app.

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        March 4, 2021 at 4:51 am

        Doing so would suggest there might be some value in what they are trying to say…

  • Monsterrod Von Hugenstein
    March 2, 2021 at 11:40 am

    I’d feed this skeezer rope, after rope, after rope.

  • Osiris
    March 2, 2021 at 11:38 am

    She has no clue how the sex for money thing works.
    If she did, she’d know the correct order of operations is to rude the dick while being choked THEN finish with the BJ and swallow the load.
    Duh.

  • Harry Doyle
    March 2, 2021 at 11:35 am

    Scumbags like her should have been euthanized a long time ago. This piece of shit and those like her will never add anything to society and are nothing but a drag on productive citizens.

  • Garcia Vega
    March 2, 2021 at 11:34 am

    She’s gross. Absolutely gross. This is proof of the power of makeup.

  • Speedway to hell
    March 2, 2021 at 11:28 am

    Should’ve let her stay in Arizona. She would not have survived long around those nice people arriving from Mexico. Any bets on whether she skips bail?

    • There's absolutely no way -
      March 2, 2021 at 12:41 pm

      She does not skip bail

  • 80s Stash
    March 2, 2021 at 11:08 am

    Holy Shit! The power of makeup. For hunder I’d plow her with that makeup on. Would NOT otherwise.

  • MC Spammer
    March 2, 2021 at 11:06 am

    The reports here the past two days only proves one thing: the whole northeast has gone fucking crazy

    Is there anyone in the northeast who IS NOT a trans BLM teacher union gangster thug with crotch fruits who is selling blow jobs due to COVID-19?

    • Jalajhia Finklaid
      March 2, 2021 at 4:34 pm

      “Is there anyone in the northeast who IS NOT a trans BLM teacher union gangster thug with crotch fruits who is selling blow jobs due to COVID-19?”

      No.

  • Cornelius
    March 2, 2021 at 11:01 am

    Typical white trash…….

  • Jesse Pinkman
    March 2, 2021 at 10:44 am

    Aiden: my kids are getting older so I’m going to clean up the site.

    Also Aiden: I’m putting blow job in the headline for clicks.

    • Aidan's "incident"
      March 2, 2021 at 11:34 am

      That was a lie told to bolster the lie that he tried to commit suicide

      He really was floundering the week his wife kicked him out of her house and got a restraining order against him

      Thankfully he landed on his feet when his mother made him a bed in her basement and loaned him a computer

      • Orion
        March 2, 2021 at 11:41 am

        Wait, what? What actually happened?

        • WeRFucked
          March 2, 2021 at 4:36 pm

          LOL… in a Turtle-hater’s wet dream it did.

    • Ricardo Cabeza
      March 2, 2021 at 11:42 am

      I’m not defending the decline of civilization, but I think even kids already know what a blowjob is. Don’t be such a puritan.

      • Jesse Pinkman
        March 2, 2021 at 12:20 pm

        There is no way you’re that stupid.

        • Heisenberg
          March 2, 2021 at 3:58 pm

          You are an overemotive shitty actor and a total douchebag.

        • Ricardo Cabeza
          March 3, 2021 at 8:57 pm

          Bitch please. Besides the fact that I don’t think Turtleboy wants his kids reading the site, but he can’t control everything they do online.

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