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Hoodrat Heroes

Providence Pickle Poacher Arrested For Selling Drugs With 2 Kids In Cranston Apartment Just 2 Months After Helping Teen Son Start Sayles Street Riot 

Uncle Turtleboy / September 9, 2021

  Click here to read this blog on TB Daily News.   Hello Turtle Riders. As you know if you…

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All-Star Criminals

Mommy Muff Maurader Arrested Again For Dragging Woman Out Of Car And Beating Her In Front Of 8 Year Old Child In Providence

Uncle Turtleboy / August 6, 2021

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All-Star Criminals

Cranston Cream Machine’s 2 Year Old Semen Demon Nearly Drowns While She Got High In Basement, Facebook Page And Google Trophies Reveal Long And Documented History Of Ratchet Behavior

Uncle Turtleboy / July 21, 2021

  NBC: A Cranston woman was arrested after her 2-year-old daughter nearly drowned in a backyard pool Monday afternoon, according to…

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Hoodrat Heroes

Cranston Cream Machine Sicks Mob On Warwick Restaurant After Making Up Lie About Racism Because She Didn’t Pay Her Bill, Fails To Mention She Is A Hooker With Lots Of Google Trophies

Uncle Turtleboy / June 9, 2021

  This is Alicia Barnella from Cranston. She recently went out to the Treehouse Tavern in Warwick for brunch. The…

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All-Star Criminals

Westerly Wank Wizard Nearly Makes $5,500 With GoFundMe After Crashing Car While High With Poon Polyp In Backseat Despite Extensive Criminal Record

Uncle Turtleboy / May 18, 2021

  This is Christina Paliotti from Westerly, RI. As you can see from the duckface selfies booty shots, she won’t…

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All-Star Criminals

Debbie Does Duckface Writes Ratchet Manifesto On Facebook After Making Bail For Killing Man In Cranston, Running To Arizona, Offering Blowjobs For Cashapp Donos

Uncle Turtleboy / March 2, 2021

  ABC 6: Warwick police announced the arrest of the driver involved in a hit-and-run on Airport Road in December….

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All-Star Criminals

Mommy Muff Marauder Starts GoFundMe For Attorney After Abandoning Crotch Fruits, Terrorizing Drivers, Assaulting Cranston Cop Who Got Run Over, Whining About Police Brutality

Uncle Turtleboy / January 6, 2021

  Boston.com: Three people have been arrested after an incident police said involved an officer being pushed, surrounded, and run…

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Nudniks

Captain Karengaroo Doxxes And Calls Cop On Mother For Bringing Clothes And Medicine To Family Living In Cranston Because She Has Massachusetts License Plates

Uncle Turtleboy / May 4, 2020

  This is Shanon Horridge from Cranston. Captain Karengaroo here lives next door to a house that sublets rooms and…

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Hoodrat Heroes

LL Fool J Price Gouging Totally NOT Stolen CVS Thermometers That Accidentally Got Shipped To Him 2 Years Ago, Says The Haters Are Mad Because He’s Black

Uncle Turtleboy / March 24, 2020

  This is Antwon Lee Sr. (not to be confused with the semen demon of the same name) from War-wack….

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Hoodrat Heroes

Crantston Crotchzilla Uses Greased Up Fupa To Acquire Maximum Baggage From Donated Clothing Bin With Lit Cigarette In Mouth

Uncle Turtleboy / March 10, 2020

  I was tagged in this video from Cranston yesterday, depicting a ratchet in her natural habitat rummaging through a…

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All-Star Criminals

Jackoff Sauce Got Arrested For Drug Dealing And Resisting Arrest After Cranston PD Began Watching His Home Due To Our Blog Exposing Him For Being A Pedophile Who Feeds Drugs To His 17 Year Old Girlfriend

Uncle Turtleboy / August 10, 2018

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All-Star Criminals

Hepatitis Hefalump Uses Rival Skagbag’s Name To Work Her Way Into Cranston Salon In Order To Rob Them, Lost 2 Kids To DCYF For Sexual Abuse

Uncle Turtleboy / March 22, 2018

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Hoodrat Heroes

Cranston Cooch Critter Selling $200 In Food Stamps On Same Day She Asked For Help Fixing Her BMW

Uncle Turtleboy / March 8, 2018

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Hoodrat Heroes

Turns Out Joey Santos Has ANOTHER Baby Momma Going “Free Muh Baby Daddy” After Deservedly Getting Shot And Killed On I-95 In Providence

Uncle Turtleboy / November 12, 2017

Turns Out Joey Santos Has ANOTHER Baby Momma Going “Free Muh Baby Daddy” After Deservedly Getting Shot And Killed On…

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All-Star Criminals

Skinny Jeaned Queefcake Tries Stealing Puppy From Cranston Store, Fails Miserably, Turns Out He’s Been Arrested For Shoplifting And Larceny A Billion Times

Uncle Turtleboy / September 12, 2017

Skinny Jeaned Queefcake Tries Stealing Puppy From Cranston Store, Fails Miserably, Turns Out He’s Been Arrested For Shoplifting And Larceny…

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WTF

Fall River’s 700lbs King Cheesehog Rolls Himself Off The Back Of A Golf Cart, Fakes Injury, So He Can Score More State-Funded Pain Pills

Uncle Turtleboy / April 6, 2017

Fall River’s 800lbs King Cheesehog, Steven Assanti, isn’t fooling anyone in his final episode of My 600lbs Life. Want to…

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Social Justice Warriors

Chucklefucker Hippies Protesting For Panhandling Rights In Cranston Are Too Dumb To Realize That They Use The Money For Heroin

Uncle Turtleboy / March 28, 2017

Chucklefucker Hippies Protesting For Panhandling Rights In Cranston Are Too Dumb To Realize That They Use The Money For Heroin…

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All-Star Criminals

Chicken Bacon Ratchet Walks Off Minimum Security Prison Work Detail And Runs To Lawrence, Cops Raid Baby Momma’s Crib Looking For Him But Find Fentanyl Instead

Uncle Turtleboy / March 22, 2017

Chicken Bacon Ratchet Walks Off Minimum Security Prison Work Detail And Runs To Lawrence, Cops Raid Baby Momma’s Crib Looking…

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WTF

I LOVE This Cranston Official Who Made A Bus Driver Dress Up As Elderly Woman For Publicity Stunt

Uncle Turtleboy / January 14, 2016

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