Skinny Jeaned Queefcake Tries Stealing Puppy From Cranston Store, Fails Miserably, Turns Out He’s Been Arrested For Shoplifting And Larceny A Billion Times Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us…
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Fall River’s 700lbs King Cheesehog Rolls Himself Off The Back Of A Golf Cart, Fakes Injury, So He Can Score More State-Funded Pain Pills
Fall River’s 800lbs King Cheesehog, Steven Assanti, isn’t fooling anyone in his final episode of My 600lbs Life. Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for more information,…
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Chucklefucker Hippies Protesting For Panhandling Rights In Cranston Are Too Dumb To Realize That They Use The Money For Heroin
Chucklefucker Hippies Protesting For Panhandling Rights In Cranston Are Too Dumb To Realize That They Use The Money For Heroin Want to advertise with Turtleboy? Email us at [email protected] for…
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Chicken Bacon Ratchet Walks Off Minimum Security Prison Work Detail And Runs To Lawrence, Cops Raid Baby Momma’s Crib Looking For Him But Find Fentanyl Instead
Chicken Bacon Ratchet Walks Off Minimum Security Prison Work Detail And Runs To Lawrence, Cops Raid Baby Momma’s Crib Looking For Him But Find Fentanyl Instead Want to advertise with…
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I LOVE This Cranston Official Who Made A Bus Driver Dress Up As Elderly Woman For Publicity Stunt
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