Skinny Jeaned Queefcake Tries Stealing Puppy From Cranston Store, Fails Miserably, Turns Out He’s Been Arrested For Shoplifting And Larceny A Billion Times
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Saw this post out of Cranston today on the Facebook machine, from the Puppy Palace Pet Salon:
Social media is an amazing innovative device for shaming and catching bad guys. Skinny queens like this used to be able to snatch up puppies and get away with it. Not anymore though. Of course the most embarrassing part is that he didn’t even get the puppy because he got punked down by two women named Cyndi and Geri. Fail.
It took all of an hour for hundreds of people to share the post, because nothing pulls on people’s heartstrings like missing puppies. And of course he was immediately identified by his Facebook page:
Guess who his favorite bouncing ball team is?
The hat!! Naturally. This picture was actually posted to his Facebook page in 2013, way before every ratchet in America was rocking the flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. In many ways he is a douchebag pioneer.
And no flat brimmed chudstuffer can resist the urge of the Facebook dog filter:
They’re drawn to it like food stamps. Was he trying to steal the dog because he thinks he’s a dog and was trying to find someone that would actually mate with him? I dunno. I’m not a detective. Could be though. Too soon to tell.
As you can see, he is as douchetastic as you can get. It should be illegal for a grown man to take this many duckfaced selfies:
According to people on Cyndi’s Facebook page his real name is Aaron Naylor. And Aaron Naylor is all up in the Rhode Island Judiciary Portal…..
Guess what he’s always getting arrested for? Yup, shoplifting!!
Although he does like to mix it up by sprinkling in some larceny and computer fraud
Some breaking and entering
And of course the most basic ratchet offense – driving without a license, with bonus points for obstructing an officer:
Cranston, Warwick, West Warwick – he’s pretty much robbed half of Rhode Island. And as you can see, he’s not very good at it. But yet he keeps trying anyway. Wicked smart.
Oh, and he’s too poor to afford an attorney, but he can pay for bail:
Glad to see this 30 year old man has changed his ways after being arrested five million times back in the day. Welcome to Turtleboy Hall of Shame queefcake.
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